Is there any skill i can teach myself online to take on any kind

>>1017118

everything outside of what you name requires a hefty dose of entrepeneurial spirit to pursue seriously.

social media management mb ? (you'll need to sell your services, which requires promotion skills, a neat website, and you'll have to show off your skills by establishing your service within social media itself.

Here you go

http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-a-Glass-Windshield

Now go steal a squeegee from a gas station and stand in traffic. You now are self-employed, and without excuses.