where my frens at!
it spooki nite tim!
>>970377
I scare of da dirk
>>970377
I no c frens :(
What the hell is this?
No, not the retarded frog. The whole typing like an autismal, introverted faggot thing. Why?
>>970432
meen
>>970432
it go wit frog
but b nise fren
>>970437
Okay, fine. I'll rephrase it.
Whats the fun in intentionally typing words incorrectly, while occasionally posting them with some crudely drawn frog?
>>970377
Test
>>970432
Wat u men?
>>970450
becuz dat jok fren
do not get jok?
>>970456
No, a joke is "a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline."
These badly drawn frogs with intentionally badly written words isn't funny to me... and I don't understand the amusement behind it. So whats the deal? What am I missing here?
>>970450
die meene
>>970466
U missen frens
>>970490
fren
fren
u don need understand
just feel
>>970494
Dat is botaful fren
>>970499
tank u fren
i tot so to
>tfw no gf
>>970494
Feel what? What am I supposed to be feeling outside of almost excruciating confusion?
>>970526
fren
fren
fren
jus let it happen
it jus it
cant fix, cant not fix
jus let b
>>970523
If you're the same fellow from that previous thread, I already told you what you need to do. That there are 7.5 billion people on this planet, and that we live in an age where you can converse with virtually anyone, anywhere, at anytime.
Assuming you were the same person, you were self aware enough to realize what the problem is. All you really have to do is work on it, and believe me when I say that you can. You don't have to represent some sort of bizarre "ideal", you just have to be yourself. The best version of yourself. Hitch up your big boy pants, put on some good music, get yourself active and find that person who is a good compliment to your shy, socially awkward, introverted self.
You can't get anything unless you do something. Otherwise you have no right to complain.
>hot hand on a stove etc etc.
>>970535
U r wise fren
>>970535
>just let it happen
>it just... it can't be fixed. can't be fixed.
What can't be fixed? What's broken? What am I leaving be?
>>970560
fren
fren
just calm
be calm boi
it not worth confuuzion
>>970568
You're making the confusion worse...
>>970577
is ok
just calm down fren
it ok
don worry bout
>>970577
Jus b calm fren.
No matta wat frens luv u
>>970589
I have no idea what even is going on anymore...
anyone have the helper wearing a suit holding money
>>970596
fren
jus be hap
if u hap, im hap
>>970599
no fren
google it doh
>>970602
Hap what? You mean happy? I am happy!
Just confused.
>>970612
don be confusion :)
>>970612
Jus try bein fren an u wil undastan
>>970627
I doubt I'll understand the appeal of posting badly drawn frogs and typing intentionally wrong though...
Being friendly is one thing, but being like this confuses me. And not a single person has even bothered to try explaining it to me. Which only leads to more confusion.
I feel like I've stumbled into a cult where everyone wears pale green shirts, and smile innocently enough while handing me bowls of egg salad.
>>970639
I don't like you. Go back
i Just watched a good movie and now found thread with all these good pepes, Feels good man.
>>970645
Are you saying that because I'm confused?
Or because of what I said earlier regarding the whole "hand on a hot stove" thing? Because if the reason you hate me is the latter, rather than the former, than you're proving my point.
If it's the former then well... Iunno, maybe explain to me what I'm missing? That'll solve it.
>>>/wsg/1731523
>>970651
Go away. You don't belong here
>>970639
Pssst dude, don't eat the salad
>>970657
I don't even know what "here" is.
Do you know something I don't...? Because it wont hurt to try explaining it to me. Those gondola people did that well enough, and that cleared up a bunch of confusion.
>>970651
RUN
>>970666
Fucking autistic friend thread get.
>>970666(check)
Just go. You have your board, let me have one
>>970611
found it fren
>>970684
What board, what are you talking about? I don't have a board, and neither do you. What is going on...?
And why are you being aggressive like this? I was just confused about a thing, I never told anyone to leave.
>>970651
Read the board rules
Stop being such a faggot -- join the thread or stop posting
Lurk moar
>>970696
That doesn't tell me anything. Seriously, look... I can't join in if I don't understand what's going on.
All the other threads that have confused me had no problem taking two seconds to say "Here's the deal" and that was it. No fighting, no bitching, no shit posting, none of that. Just a simple;
>This is what we do.
>Got it.
That's all I'm curious about this. I've seen more and more of these kinds of threads show up and I'm just curious about it.
>>970718
U dun see wat frens do? Is purty simble.
>>970718
Oh my god
Dude seriously you are acting like a such a newfag by now it is making a fren cringe.
Stop.
>>970694
You know waht I m talkin bout. The cesspool of hate and circlejerking which you crawled from, is well known to me. GO BACK
>>970718
Lurk more or go back to where you came from -- how is that hard to understand?
Your newess is showing and it makes you sound like a huge faggot
>>970734
Just stop dude.
If you don't get it, lurk more. That's the unspoken rule.
>>970737
Guess I'll keep showing up in these various threads from time to time asking the same question ad nauseum until one person finally answers the rather simple, small, harmless question.
Because taking two seconds is more work than spending several minutes calling someone a faggot and bitching at them, apparently.
Any frens online now?
I ned frens
:(
>>970750
You are what everyone in this thread pretends to be
I fin new hat frens
Is gud?
>>970734
U can com in afder u observ frens. It okey
>>970758
...Confused?
Yes, I'm aware that you're saying I'm autistic. No, but seriously, why type strange like that? Why post the frogs? It's not like I'm going to put an end to it, I couldn't anyway. Just confused, nothing more.
>>970432
it's obviously local meme specific only to /bant/. ur slow anon try to keep up
>>970768
I told you to go back
>>970768
are you familiar with the coffee frog meme from /r9k/? it's similar to this thread
>>970768
>Ask for serious answer
>Reject it anyways
So you're just baiting people because you're bored and want to disrupt other people's threads instead of starting your own? Gotcha.
>>970769
No, I got that much. I guess I just don't really understand the point of it, that's all. The frogs, typing like that, etc. I was confused about whatever the hell gondola was, but that was cleared up easily enough.
>>970796
YES YOU DAFT CUNT
>>970807
Oh. Shit, damn, I seriously didn't know that. I mean, I assumed but I figure, since being called that is such a common insult around this entire site, that nobody would willingly pretend to be one. That's why I got so confused. This could've been cleared up an hour ago.
Alright, well, apologies all around then. Carry on, friends.
>>970377
yoo guys ar stupit ima kil the nite monsturs n be safe
hav fun bean scardybabes
>>970763
I liek. U liek mi hat?
>>970768
I think he meant retarded, but whatever. If trolling these guys is all you got, then go for it I guess.
You really do sound like a faggot though; you probably don't have many frens IRL either.
>>970837
Is gud hat fren
new fren du not undastan
God I hope you fucking mongoloids are doing this ironically
>>970909
newfren alwas wecome
>>971740
Wat frens thnk of tis
frens i am fukt
i have two lung papers 2 rite n i have wroters bloq
pls sen incouragemint
squids
gud too sea frens agin
Missed u frens
sory im lat for pharty frens, i wus wit my waifu
>>972533
i got u tiket for beng late
>>972565
no fren, i use all my moni buin dis party hut fren
>>972616
If no moni for fine den you have to stei her and be fren forver.
>>972689
frens furevar yey
I am vary samrt
bes frens
anime
henlo
>>973902
alo
>>974134
finish fren!
>>974178
jank fren!
>>974209
u iz super cool!
>>974271
u to fren
>>970769
>>970789
No its a finnish meme that has somehow spread on /bant/.
In 2015 some retard posted what he got from social services food help to ylilauta (finnish imageboard). These threads were quite common (atleast once a week) and he also bumped them for days on end. Eventually people started parodying them. All of the parody threads had similar themes, like calling the social worker "ruoka apu apustaja" (food help helper) and having this image in the OP. Later on the real food help threads dissapeared, but apu apustaja still lives, as a retarded pepe.
Any of u frens wan nanner yo?
>>974572
ye!
... im behmen
!
>>975916
wowza!
How to becom a fren whit frens mi very shie??
>>976005
haf drenk wit dem
>>970821
Well that was an entertaining saga
i always look forward to this thread.
>>970377
I'm not your friend.
One Monday morning, I got up late!
And there were these froggies outside the gate!
The mods tried to stop them but they had no luck!
The froggies got free and they ran amuck!
I don't know what to say the froggies won't do!
>dunno wat 2 say a froggy won't do!
I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
>dunno wat 2 say a froggy won't do!
>>977364
>monkeys
FUCK
hrmph, strang juicc...
>>978179
no drik tat fren. hav beer
>>978217
berf? tahnks you frensie!
frens liek pinapel peetsa?
unfrenly pepple get out bwuk
Frens wan fucking die?
>>978592
no kil frens. u dye not fren
>>978621
No u I ultimte waizardo fren u fuck fren
abra cad abra
Stopp fihgten u mak mi cri
For me, it's the avocado. the best fast food sandwich.
>>970655
story of my life
>>974401
Finland is truly the best meme creator country
may cad cam be fren to? cad god fren :)
>>979678
cad god fren
>>970377
hello fren!
>>979706
Heello helo all frensies!
Can you hea r me???
>>970377
fren?
were teh bate
>>979981
i heres ya fren
>>982993
What?
What did you try yesterday? Coke in covfefe?You got like 1 more before you're out, famdingo. That's a baseball rule you see, you get three Strikes and you're out. And a strike is when you miss three pitches. By swinging the bat and missing the ball, or by not swinging at a ball in the strike zone.
seriously why the fuck is this thread still open i posted this last night lmao
>>983077
u is defnlee nod fren. u nede git out hear
>>983121
close your hole please
Ies hello
iam the commandar od helloo
>>983163
hi fren
*bebeh saounds*
>>983393
Who bebeh is dis?
Oh vee
Cun i be fren too?
>>983550
Sure fren.
I havs al dis muny an is wondrin if u can giv meh sum financal adveec.
>>983575
Giv 2 me so i can pay school detbs?
>>983594
I duno fren... Wat skool u go ta?
>>983575
Finshul ice haz fee
>>983618
Chemistree skoob in unibersity
>>983637
Wat unibersity?
>>970543
Jesus christ can you try any hatder to be a edgy new fag.
Its all just banter. And anons just posting for fun.
Easy up my dude.
>>983621
Okie. Wat fee? Wil tastee dunuts b nuff?
>>983646
Trent unibersity in nontario
>>970639
Then just find another thread, faggot.
Stop attacking everyone. Just move along.
>>983667
Okie fren. I belebe u. U can havs muny.
>>983742
Bls send no wan wan chemistry pepe for work :( 2 years!
>>983664
Tooo dosen
REL FREN HOURS?
FRENS WA UR 20
frens? are arab allow? plis say yos
i arab and /pol/ no like :((( no frens
>>970377
Why frends when animal pals?!1
HANG ALL FRENSFAGGOTS FROM A STEETLAMP
>>984345
don blown us up and we can be frans
>>984345
O curse u fren!
>>984345
I'll be your micheal, you be my jordan
>>984392
>>984307
>>984367
das not frenly
>>984367
u lieb frens olone
>>984472
Stup bein meen
>>984489
No, I will harbor my eternal hatred and fury towards frensfaggots. I am anathema to frensfaggots. I despise you, loath you, hate your infantile, rock bottom IQ way of speaking. Your malformed frog faces, your moronic dedication to staying in character, thread and after thread. When the sun in dying, and the races of man are at an end. The universe will know that I have made my last fucking stand against the abomination that is frensfaggots.
>>984525
An we wil laff da hole tiem.
>>984537
You will be crushed and broken, by me.
is laet. i is rele sleapi frens
>>984525
Cheir up fren. U ned a hug
>>984525
wen ben frens now ight
>>984738
nice apu fren
i am pop fren
>>984738
fren can i hav to eat?
>>984985
tis grate dai. i aways want too meat pop
>>984525
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497122123937.webm
frens please drink sum wata. tanks
everyone in this thread is stupid and you all don't deserve friends
>>970718
Each pic we post of a "f.r.e.n" has certain data embedded in the file, this data is extracted then fed through an algorithm on a tor server.
the sequence of numbers we get back is the key you need to open hidden files on the tor server.
>>987019
wy fren revel sekert to non fren?
>>987084
>>987019
>>987101
>>987109
>steeeling a fren's favrit pig
dis is not how frens shud act
>>987131
frens shud sher
>>987172
if caring is sharing, den carting is sharting? wat u tink, fren?