Why don't you have a British gf?

>>943222
They wouldn't like me. Already tested myself with one, and she didn't like me very much.

>>943222
I don't have any kind of gf

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>>943222
>Why don't you have a British gf?
Because I'm high test and not scared of REAL women

>>943222
her teeth fell out
her bjs became awesome
chad took her from me

>>943234
DAMN

I had a gf who looked like that.

She cucked me with a drug dealer.

Never again.

I'm not degenerate

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>>943222
>If you read this you're a faggot

kek, gj op

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>>943234

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I did, but she was killed by a Muslim.

>>943222
>covering up her teeth

>>943222
Because i'd rather have a british bf.

The only country in the world where people are offended when you call Pakistani as Paki.
I don't like Britcucks. Fuck them and their shitty political correctness muslim country.

>>943222
That picture is taken in Australia.

cos girls are yucky lol

british girls are sluts loosing virginity at age of 14

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>>943222
tfw have no gf

>>944226
It's Sydney, doesn't really count.

Aren't british girls ugly af? Or is it just a myth?

fuked teeth

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>>943222
>british gf

no thanks, african queen or nothing

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>>943222
>British gf
>posts a white woman
lol

>>943222
British girls are cute with those accents. No one likes me though so oh well. I've tried to improve but it doesn't matter what I do. I always over analyze stuff and it makes me obnoxious.

Is this cute anon?? Is this what you ask for?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GGFqB12has
will my dad be proud of me now?

>>943222
damn it 4chan i try to doing job and my domestic works, but you cant stop posting some cuties. this girl is glorious. young beautiful woman. damn it i'm russian orthodox i need not to fall into sin. but you just cant stop. i need to get some beautiful wife and fill her vagina with my semen to make some russian orthodox childrens God damn it

>>945274
You're adorable, Emma Watson. Glad you're not a scouser or having an accent otherwise associated with low socioeconomic standing.

>>945306
I have such a strange mixed accent. Mainly south east so it should be okay.

>>945285
Don't fall into sin now, boy

>>945338
i cant watch ultraglorious cuties all arounb internet and not get one. having wife aint sin bro. at least at orthodoxy

>>945274
are you virgin? :3 what do you think about polish men? i have read that you have many polish bydło in the uk

>>945392
from my size and weight I get mistaken for a 12 year old so... yeah I am not a virgin. I had a Polish guy before, he was awful. I know about 3 pols in my area.

>>945274
I SEEN GIRL ON 4CHAN I SEEN GIRL ON 4CHAN THAT HAPPEND

>>945392
yes lady this dude is right. on eastern block we still frozen in 1917 year so its kinda old fashioned. just asking not for any purpose hoiw old are you and are you virgin. jsut curious is being virgin is real nowadays in britain

>what do you think about polish men?

bro nobody care what nation you from

any girl would marry even nigger if he is decent person and black like sage

So um guys...
>inb4 anyone actually wants to talk to me
Imma be gone for like an hour or two but I'll likely be back depending on if this thread is not pruned or some shit.

>>945434
>any girl would marry even nigger if he is decent person and black like sage
i would not marry black women

>>945415
ah i forgot im posting on 4ch so nonvirgin normies everywhere ;( sad!

>>945434
>black like sage
Why do you talk nonsense? Shit about falling into sin and now this?

>>945314
I now have Essex in my head. Are you Essex? You're Essex, innit?
Would you do more?

>>945458
Aww main.

>>945459
i'm talking about women they think other way and they fallow what man does as always

>>945462
how racemixing is sin?

>>945462
uh sorry man, i mean black like soot

soot in russian sounds CAЖA or SAZHA which is very close to sage

>>945469
Not quite Essex.
>>945459
I would be a virgin but sex is just too good. soz.

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Honestly, friends... You don't want one.

>>946538
how old are you?

>>947757
18

>>948841
when did you lost virginity? when does average english girl lose hers?

>>949067
holy shit I just googled it and the age of consent in poland is actually lower than UK. It tends to be around 16 i'd say, pushing up to around 18

British people are ugly

>>949162
shut your mouth mario

>>949067
There's the Polish paedophile

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>>943222
because canadian gf

>>949203
cucknada is currently more and more culturally enriched, also canada have penalties for misgendering
also cucknada has no guns when compared to the us and a

>>949358
only in the shitholes like Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal, and Ottawa

>>949369
>toronto
>shithole
???

>>949429
it's the most culturally enriched, least guns, most fags, and they even have a black lives matter there.

>>949459
so what is the best city for uncucked cissexual heterosexual white man? i was thinking about emigrating to toronto because it is the most southern cucknadian city so most insolated and warmest city

>>949528
>city
>i was thinking about emigrating to toronto
>because it is the most southern cucknadian city so most insolated and warmest city
Isolated? Are you a fucking retard? Stay out of Canada, go shit up the UK instead

>>949067
I lost mine at 15. Ooops, I was drunk. At least had the same and only partner for a year and a half.

>>949528
Go to the USA instead

>>949580
Yes this even better

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>tfw no nerdy average plain Chinese-Leaf gf

>>949580
poles as niggers of europe have to have visas and other shit so imigration to the usa is restricted, same with australia. your to-be-employer have to prove to authorities that it cannot hire any burger because no one has skills and then you can legally imigrate to the usa

>>949578
slut

>>949560
standard of living is higher in canada, uk is a police state

>>949634
*blocked*

>>949528
>heterosexual male
>can't handle a few months of snow
Vancouver may be for you, just bring a couple million bucks so you can buy a rundown bungalow

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>>943222
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>949667
my depression might get worse when days are short, australia is a better choice for me i think

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>>943222

british or not I'll never have a gf

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>>949859
same here

>>945274
You sound so comfy.

cause their accent sounds like nails on a chalkboard, and they sound autistic.

>>949528
>97% white
>Nationalist af
>right-leaning voter base
>Second oldest city in Canada

Quebec city might be what you're looking for. You might have to learn french though.

>>950753
i am not going to learn french :/

>>950792
It's okay man. Just stay away from big cities and you'll be fine.

Despite all the memeing, Canada is pretty uncucked if you're not looking at big cities like Montreal and Toronto. Those are pure cancer to live in.

>>950792

To add onto other canadanon's advice, if you want a big city Calgary's about the best you'll get. I'd advise smaller communities instead though, far whiter as a whole

>>949203
>no sharia courts
not for long leaf

>>943234
source?

>>949837
>my depression might get worse when days are short
>short days
>Toronto is an isolated city
>I want warm weather
fuck you are dumb. If you move here I am positive you will end up killing yourself because what you have in your mind is 100% wrong

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>>949369
>>949459

>Canada isn't culturally enriched
>Only the source of all their culture, population, industry and economy are culturally enriched

>>951776
>1776
This shouldn't go unchecked.

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>>943222
Because they are inbred freaks

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>>943222
Who says I don't?

>>943222
I enjoy kissing a girl with teeth that don't look like assorted Chiclets.

>>943222
She's Australian

Working on it lads

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>>943222
This chick is Australian faggot.

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One can only dream

>>943222
Becauae I have a freedomgf

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>>943222

>>952417
She's a Brit on holiday in Australia.

Someone posted her twitter on /int/ before confirming it.

>>945274
You don't need to hate yourself, m8girl. Embrace the maymays

>>946538
>sex is just too good

I hate it when girls say they enjoy sex. This triggers the autist in me

>>943222
Because I recently found out they can't triforce, which is a deal breaker for me naturally. Just to prove my point
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>>953026
>triforce

>>953026
>..
>""triforce""

>>949369
>Only in certain places
>Lists all of the places in Canada where anyone actually lives

Give me one.

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>>945274
>bong accents
small country small genepool
get the fuck outta here