Alright pol, buckle up--we've found evidence of an intelligent, extraterrestrial species.
I can't give too much information as this is meant to be the single most controlled piece of information since the Manhattan project.
The e.t. species initially used extremely powerful radiation emitters to broadcast a signal into space that we initially picked up as an "impossibly hot planet". In recent hours, however, it has been noted that these signals seem to be changing in controlled patterns.
Of course, these signals are from many years ago, due to the planet's distance, but the ability to so completely change the stellar appearance of their planet leads us to believe that they might have survived.
We hope Trump will come through for us when we begin research in coming months.
You're welcome.
>>915911
Nice larping mein fuhrer, also sage
Ayy
>>915911
comfy early morning day off larp thread?
I'm in OP
>bump
>>915911
This is true. But calm your tits, it won't change nothing in geo-politics.
Trump also signed and agreed to pour more resources to colonize other planets using ufo tech.
>>915911
B.S. it has long been proved that ET does not use radio, rather nonlocal consciousness, hence the Fermi paradox resolves rather obviously
>>915911
More specifics or get tf out. Why even post if you "can't give too much information"? Pretty convenient.
>>915911
Is this about the Jupiter-like planet that's hotter than most stars?
Research all you want, do not allow them to migrate here.
survived what?
>>915911
>powerful radiation emitters
>"impossibly hot planet"
>signals seem to be changing in controlled patterns
its called a star you nigger
More info plz or GTFO.
We need atleast one detail that is undeniable...
>>915911
why do mods allow these shit threads this is faggotry for /b/
>>915911
fake and gay
>>915924
They're generally called super-jupiters or "failed stars", but a super-jupiter that's fluctuating in energy only means three things:
1: the energy is being obstructed by passing objects, i.e. asteroids, comets, etc.
2: The super-jupiter may be in the process of developing into a star
3: ayyliums
>>915911
>>915911
Even if you turn off your trip, you're still a faggot, frank.
>>915916
when was this card game made?
>>915911
>but the ability to so completely change the stellar appearance of their planet leads us to believe that they might have survived.
they're dead by now, and it will turn out to have been us in the future
>>915911
>I can't give too much information
Saged and reported.
>>915911
fucking larpers, here a (you) >>915911
Why do (((they))) want to hide aliens from us so bad?
How does it benefit them?
Do they think we couldn't handle the news or something?
>>915928
>The super-jupiter may be in the process of developing into a star
What is thermonuclear fusion
also /larp/ board when?
sage
>>915937
If it's in a bed of hydrogen, it can pick up enough mass to kickstart nuclear fusion
delete your account
>>915911
>actually believing in aliens
like do you really think extraterrestrial beings that have harnessed intergalactic travel, and probably benevolence and consciousness that we humans could barely even grasp let alone harness would make contact with our fucking idiotic governments fighting over non-renewable resources and imaginary land borders?
aliens aren't real.
fucking retarded thread
sage
>>915938
It isn't picking up mass, it's losing mass due to it's close proximity to a fucking star
are you people serious?
sage
fug off space neggers we're full
>>915939
>intergalactic
What if they live in this galaxy too, you fuckwit?
>>915939
i dont believe op of course but the universe is vast.
it is at least possible that we could pick up a similar civilisations transmission.
its an infinitesimally remote chance that we would find them but there is bound to be such a planet somewhere
>>915911
OP posts later to say it was us after we bombed ourselves
you're not very original OP
>>915917
>Trump also signed and agreed to pour more resources to colonize other planets using ufo tech.
Source?
>>915911
>this is meant to be the single most controlled piece of information since the Manhattan project.
One of the arguments the UFO larpers make that always seems dodgy is that the government of some other shady group in charge would want to keep the existence of aliens a secret. Why? The old argument that society would collapse because of religion and whatnot seems especially dated these days. Unless you're arguing aliens are here now and sharing advanced tech with elites or aliens are about to invade and kill us all what use would hiding such information possibly serve?
>>915911
Doubt. Give more information.
Also give a reason why I should believe you.
I want to meet xenos.
>>915947
Enough people would panic that it would cause some big problems. It's not how many people chimpout necessarily, but how hard they chimpout.
>>915949
What do you mean? People would go all Rodney King stealing television sets and demanding gibs, if it came out that grayys were real?
>>915950
Probably, you know how black people will have freak out after one of them makes a joke? Imagine if the ayy lmao meme became real. They'd fucking destroy a city without even knowing it. Doomsday culters are a problem too. They'll chimpout as well.
>>915911
>I can't give too much information
You can't give any because you don't have any.
Go fucking LARP elsewhere, dick hype
>>915911
Its not like nuked Mars is not enough evidence for h o s t i l e aliens.
>>915950
In some of the lesser developed parts of the world probably. It would be full blown anarchy in places like South America, Africa, Middle East, etc.
Either places that are deeply religious or deeply superstitious.
To intelligent people it doesn't make sense, but to a lot of people, the idea of intelligent extraterrestrial life is too scary of a concept to handle for some reason. I don't get it either.
>>915947
Because the aliens are hostile and already exterminated Mars.Look at fucking liberals.
Do you think they would believe it and not start asking them for negotiations and therefore signing the death warrant of Earth too?Just look at what they do with muslims.
These threads were already on /b/ and /x/ ages ago.
>8 images
A shamefru dishpray
>>915954
I'm deeply religious and I would love to meet them. I've always wanted to.
>>915947
Control=power. Also a lot of people would freak out. The various suicide ayylium cults and whatnot would pop up like shrooms after rain. It could ultimately do more bad than good.