Cooking with Qurans

>>874831
toasting in epic bread

>wanting your pork chops to smell like shit

retard

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HAPPENING

>>874861
You can't be in here Ahmed, Caliph Angela al-Alimani forbids it.

I really wonder why you're going through such efforts just to spite a couple of Muslims just to bring out an undercooked pork.

Since you actually bought a Quran, the money you have given to the bookstore will go directly to charity that help feed and educate people around the world, thus inspiring them to become muslims and follow Islamic faith.

Thanks for putting your petty hatred to good use, my Americanon!

>>874907
>bought it from a Christian book store

Literally this Christian book store sells Islamic literature because as the guy I bought it from told "you have to know your enemy."

Benefits of living in the Midwest.

>>874907
Your words say apathetic but your post says butthurt.

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>>874934
MUDSHITS ETERNALLY BTFO

>>874934
haha holy kek that is based

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>>874934
RIP ISLAM
PUT ME IN SCREENCAP

This would be something I'd love to watch but man it sounds so fucking edgy

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>>874934
based book store

that's pretty retarded, unless you use it for tinder
there's literally no muslims in this board so it's pointless too

>>874995
See >>874907

>>874831

Make sure you use plenty of seasoning Anon. For a start here's some salt:
>>874907

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HAHAHA Muhammad BTFO

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heh nice one.

>>874934
fuck it, i'm moving to montana

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Wanted to take a video but I'm a Mobile fag and my file type was unsupported. I'll transfer it to a webm later

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>>874907
I love how you get asspained every time someone on this board insults your disgusting religion.

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>>874831
You can fan the coals with your fedora.

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>>875091
>>875129
Based

Remember:

Quench the flames with urine when you've finished cooking, drink any beverages, especially wine, standing upright, and read a bible or any other book which goes against the realm of islam.

>>875183
Looks yummy, OP

>>875207
Thank you, o made sure to console an encyclopedia of Haram foods in order to make the marinade.

>>875074
Montana is libcuck shit compare to where I live.

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Looking pretty good so far

>>875337
what state do u live in

also, that looks pretty yummy

>>875407
Oklahoma

>>875183
>>875393
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEGEND

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The Quran cooking method really brings out a lot of the hidden flavours of the meat.

>>875529
The meat was blessed by the Prophet Muhammad. Enjoy.

>>875529
Looks good. Did you put any haram seasoning on it?

>>875572
As much as I could find.

>>875585
We should put together a cookbook, "Haram Cooking With Anon"

You have angered Muhammad. I blame you for the terror attack in London just now.

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>>875585
You my good sir are a culinary genius.

>>875625
I like your thinking Anon

>>875643
And I'd do it again

>>875657
Oy vey anon you need Charcoal not gas for this kind of cooking

whats the point if there arent any muzzies on this board

>>875724
Did you not see >>874907

>>875724
I mean we've had Saudis, Germans, and Canadians post in this thread. I think we've seen plenty of Muslims pass though.

>>875737
woah!! one guy !! im sure hes still here furiously scrolling in agony!

>>874831
Sounds like a waste of pork.
Oh well, go on.

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>>875737
The mental gymnastics on that post

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I try not to love the American lack of respect but it's too damn hard

Hope it's good OP. I used a bible to cook burgers once and they tasted like shit.

Good in ya anon. I just might have to do the same

>>875896
Wtf? I love Brazilians now.

>>874831
this is some decrepit, disgusting looking pork. It must be weeks old

>>874831
>be london
>get run over

Never thought I'd be proud of anyone on 4chan

lul

>>875723
Was it tasty anon?

>>874907
Keep praying to a pedophile Ahmed

>>875429
Are natives based?

>>876809
Best tenderloin I've had in a long time.

>>877243
I'm white you First Nation cock sucking leaf

>>874831
What a waste of money

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>>874831
ur so cool n badass

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>>874907
I think you're a little bit pic related

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>>874934
Oklahoma is not midwest (at least according to shitty regional naming of the US)

OP smoke some ribs now with the bible.

And the jew book should be enough to roast a chicken if covered.

Hmm, what meat would go with the Hindu scriptures?

>>877978
Cow meat

>>874831
Livestream it

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Keep the fire hot OP

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>>874831
HALAL.
Feed it to your Belgian pets.

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>>879085

A bunch of faggots wearing dresses in the dessert wrote both dumb fuck, there's no difference between them.