*blocks your path* >"Were u thank u goin whyte

*helps the guy at the other side with his box*

>/fit/ version: *sucks the guy's dick*

>What?

>>860393
Roll for persuasion check

>hello? police? I think i've captured an illegal immigrant

>>860393
ey yo gurl I wuz comin ta holla atchya

>>860491
>2 successes
>you manage to call in the thot patrol

Gain KFC bucket asset

>>860491
>>860393
>a 1
>you try to persuade her into letting you go, but your lack of ebonomics and pitiful roll confuse and anger the nigress
>"ayo whyte boi spk englshh!"
>she then beats you on the head and ridicules you for being a white beta male
Roll to defend myself

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>>860393
I don't know about you but you seem suspicious you are going to have to come with me

*Alpha Male Mode activated*

Lmao, honestly? That's amazing. Why haven't you killed yourself yet? It would be so easy to go out and buy some heroin and die a painless death. It's clear your life is miserable to be able to produce such an annoying shitstain on a sidewalk, let alone ever be able to fit into society.

>>860532
Sorry but that's not how you roll I think.
>>860564
>a 4
>pathetically, you try to resist but she keeps beating you on the head
>you're a pathetic NEET, and your frail limbs can't protect you, or throw her off
>fuk u tryin' ado cracka?
>continues beating you. -3 offensive prowess
Roll to call for help

speak in spanish

>oh I'mma sorry, I did't know you were latino. you just look so whyte

as you can tell I don't know how to type like a nigger

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>>860635
>rolled a 5
>you successfully call for help
>an old man with Alzheimer's takes out his belt and whips the shietskin
>"Arghhhh! Get off uh him you motha fucka!!"
>Alzheimer's Man has joined your party

Alzheimer's Man Lv 10 60/60/200
XP:10/10 (current level cap)
Inventory: Pain Medication x3, Wallet, Spare Bingo Board, Crossword Puzzles.
>action point: hide behind old man
Roll to attack negress (old man)

>>860843
>drop watermelon
>run
>if still follows
>throw bunch of food stamps in the air

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>>860393
I whip out my massive dick.

I look her in the eyes.

Suck it, you know you want to taste this superior meat.

>>860843
>old man rolls a three
>black woman attacks back, breaking his nose
>Alzheimer's Man stumbles on you, and since your a frail NEET knocks you down too
>she starts kicking you two
Roll to bite her leg
>action point, Alzheimer's Man tries to get up

Alzheimer's Man Lv 10 55/60/200
XP:10/10 (current level cap)
Inventory: Pain Medication x3, Wallet, Spare Bingo Board, Crossword Puzzles.

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> Care for some Gwent?

>>860912
>roll a 2
>Alzheimer's man rolls a 0
>you fail at biting her leg, and she kicks you in the eye
> visibility now at 50%, can't see anything really. Spot checks are now 2x harder
>Alzheimer's Man can't get up, is now critically wounded due to a zero roll, and can no longer get up
>hahaha fuckin' wite peeyipo die cumskins

Alzheimer's Man Lv 10 25/60/200
XP:10/10 (current level cap)
Inventory: Pain Medication x3, Wallet, Spare Bingo Board, Crossword Puzzles.

>>860393
Yeah nothanks friend, I dont want whatever it is that you have

>>860393

> " Inside you, whats your number? "

>>861107
Forgot my roll kek. I rolled for running away, seven is a success.
>Neet POS successfully ran away!
>dropped 25g during runaway!
>penalty: black people in the area will be hostile when you return to this location
Alzheimer's Man will roll to fight her
>penalty to offense -3
Black woman rolls to call for assistance

>>860393
offer her a rimjob probably lole

>>861169
>despite his wounds, Alzheimer's Man beats her back and begins crawling away
>black woman rolled a 1, and actually got the attention of local law enforcement in the area, slowly checking out thr distrubance

Alzheimer's Man Lv 10 50/60/200
XP:10/10 (current level cap)
Inventory: Pain Medication x3, Wallet, Spare Bingo Board, Crossword Puzzles.

> Alzheimer's rolls for escape, -5 penalty to escape rolls
>black lady rolls for help
>cops roll for spot check

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>>860393

>>860393
Ask if she knows why my hat is pointed

>>861232
>Alzheimer's fails to escape
>black woman fails to call for help
>cops can't find them yet
Roll again

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>"Absolutely nowhere, marry me :) "

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>>861252
>Alzheimer's still isn't far away enough
>didnu successfully calls for help, 3 chimps show up- 2 male, 1 female
>cops roll one more time to search
>black people roll to rape old man

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>>861310
Kneeling before a cumbucket nigger like a honorless nordcuck you are.

>>860393
Gonna get some chicken. You in?

>>861322
>rolls doubles
>black male 1 grabs him and puts his gigantic cock in Alzheimer's man
>black male two rests his balls on his head and jerks off
>black female 1 sucks his shrively old banana
>black female 2 twerks next to his face
>cops roll unsuccessfully and leave

>>860393
Go around her, because unless she expects me to not walk on the grass like a bitch, she's not blocking me in the slightest.

Push that skeleton away. Hopefully breaking one of the many visible bones in the process.

>>861357
>>861357
>black male 1 pumps his cock in and out in and out
>he spreads his asscheeks and thrusts harder
>"oh yeah, hmmmmf cmon old man that's it"
>black male two furiously masturbates
>black female 1 rests her pussy on his chest and rubs it up and down as her head bobs on his cock
>she tastes his every wrinkle and vein, bulging with pleasure
>black female two
>*bbbbbbbrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>"oh yuh you fucking ol cracka you like my fried chicken brap

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>>861332
Russian weeb with no love, doesn't know the superior wife material fit black girls make.

>>861425
>Alzheimer's Man forgets he's being raped
>"yeah that's rite, nigger! Keep sucking on my dick"
>black female 1 looks into the eyes of the old man, her breaths rising as shr imagines her ancestors getting fucked by white guys
>her pussy gets warm and wet, thinking about her new slave master cock
>black male one's thighs make a "flapping" sound as he hits the man from behind.
>black male two rests his asscheeks on the Alzheimer's Man's eyes, and his nose goes into his ass hole, penetrating him
>black female two qeefs on his chest, pussy juice making a "splat" as it drips down his body and his nipples
>her brap smells like chicken and grape juice soda

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>>861487
>be murican
>wife up a 30 year old roasted cumbucket with a triple digit cock score
>muh family
>slave away so bitch can by useless shit and eat herself into a planetoid
>get cucked by tyrone
>get robed by jewcourt
>half of shit goes to a ho
>house too
>not allowed to see his spawn
>alimoney + childsupport make 70% of wagebucks
>sleep on a futon in appartment while planetoid gets drilled by tyrone and buys herself more shit
>kills himself

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>>861543

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>>861543
Oh stereotypes you're so fun.

> Married young, naive nerdy girl that I met when she was 19.
> Ruined / Raised her to be my perfect waifu.
> Her one "odd" fetish is getting off by watching me with other girls.
> Works to bring me money, doesn't buy things without my permission. Raises child at my direction.

I seriously could not be happier. I barely work. So in American alimony laws, I would be the one getting half.

Oh, I also know a big wig at Stearns and Foster. My mattresses retail for near $3800, I usually pay about $200-250. So I'm covered there bro.

Keep relying on your stereotypes to make you feel better about your life though bro!

>>860393
"fuck off lemur"

>>861054
KEK! sadly underrated

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>>861791

>Have normal life

>Russian can't believe people can be happy while he's living in his shitty country

This is actually kind of sad.
Are you even allowed to talk in public anymore over there?

Sorry you can't use all your brain cells to appreciate how awesome other countries are.

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>>860393
Hands up nigger you're under arrest

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>>860393
G R A B
R
O
P
E

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>>861897

> be russian
> roll through voting both
> pick up pen to choose voting of Vladimir or Putin
> Drive home in my car cam, before running over pedestrians and goats.
> get shot by ukraine
> wait for alcohol
> get ripped off by mafia
> roll off oppressed woman crying to herself
> get authentic russian food of cabbage and bland, with a side of bland.
> finally get small shack
> open up laptop from 1998
> larp as superior American living normal life in free country.
> get butthurt go on internet forum to yell at other countries
> try desperately to hide all my russian jelly

>>860393

*smacks her ass*

>>860393
Tell her that she must be blind, cuz I'm as dark as charcoal.

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>>862042
It is bad...

And it made me sad, to know someone actually lives like that.

So horrible.

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.

If I was faced with this problem, I would have to be in the US. In the US, I would have a gun that I could use to shoot myself to avoid further social interaction.

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>>860393
Call in thot patrol

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>>860393
To the grocery store, picking up my daily dose

>>860393
finna bust in dat azz gurl iz were ahm goin', fuqu tryina talk 2?

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>>862199
shut the fuck up muhammad

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>>862224
>be amerifat
>get shot

TAKE THE FUCKING BAIT

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>>861357
>>861425
>>861493
Now this is a porno I would pay to watch

FUCK

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>>862242
Fite me cunt. I'll send ya cheeky bogan arse into tha dreamtime

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>>862352
Ug fine...

>>862256
And where would she hide a gun of any worthy caliber on that tight little body?

I thought Austrians knew how to gunz.

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>>862353
>>861670
Thanks for the yous. Sorry, I got bored

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>>861692
t

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>>860393

Gunna go smoke some weed. Come smoke with me.

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>>863076

Don't cry friend, if it makes you feel better, I'm just much older. Probably....

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>>863249
i was mocking you, retard.
hence the
>t.

stop larping.

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>>863448
wat

>>860393
ay yo sweet thang, you single?

>>860393
Yell "Trap Check!" and kick her in the groin.