How do we fix the hillbilly problen?

>>>/bant/

>>822373
Heroin is doing the job for us. Just wait it out.

>>822373

Good ol' ale and smokes do the trick son.

Too bad opiates are banned now

>>822373
What's the problem?

When’s the last time you had a problem with hillbillies?

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>>822373
>>822377
>>822378
They literally are not a problem. Blacks on the other hand, when you're around them, I am told you should not be relaxed.

>>822373
It's not a problem, it's just a scapegoat for the left.

>>822373
His jug needs XXX on it.

>not taking the hillbillypill

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>>822373

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They keep to themselves and don't bother anyone. Compared to poor blacks and mestizos, they are a godsend. There will always be poor people. The question should be: what kind of poor people do we want?

turn them into traps

>>822373
>untouched by the media jew
>steeped in white culture
>polite to strangers (inb4 Deliverance quotes)
>steeped in religion
>strong family ties (inb4 muh cousin fucking)
>best music ever made

The only problem is there aren't enough of them

>>822386
Name one (1) thing hicks have ever contributed to humanity with their stupidity and shortsightedness

>>822373
>implying hill billies and rednecks need fixing

Fuck off back to commiefornia or yankeeland

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Aww well I love you too /pol/

>>822387
Tobacco
Frontierism
Coal
Indian fighting
High test alcohol

>>822387
They are hunting the animals and farming the food that you use consume.

>>822387
nascar

How do we fix the shill problem?

>>822387
>>127853771
Since progressives are so into the arts, I will remind you that country, folk, and rock n' roll are all the result of hillybillies, and are probably one of the most important cultural contributions to come out of this young nation.

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>>822373
How about you start with niggers first.

We need them to keep the giant mountain spiders in check.

>>822373
We don't, they're awesome people that do fun things and have no problem being nice or giving hospitality if you're not a complete pile of garbage