Breaking: Americans don't have kettles

>>788503
barbaric

Most of us don't drink tea regularly enough to need one.

Also we invented a device that instantly boils water.
>It's called a microwave.

>>788558
but what about the morning cuppa and the mid morning cuppa and the cheeky lunchtime cuppa and then the other cheeky lunchtime cuppa and then the afternoon cuppa and then the tea time cuppa then the night time cuppa then the other two night time cuppas

So it's confirmed that THE SUN literally trolls /bant/ for news stories.

>>788605
The fuck is a cuppa? And like I said before most americans don't like tea.

>I personally think tea tastes like unsalty piss.

>>788558

You're a fucking savage.

>>788558

>doesn't know how to make coffee without a retarded machine to do it for him

>>788558
>instantly
Fuck you must have a brutal microwave

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>>788665

>>I personally think tea tastes like unsalty piss.

I'm drinking green tea right now and that's surprisingly accurate now that you mention it.

Americans would rather boil their tea with evocation magic than doing something normal

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>>788665
>>788694
people who have drunk actual piss

>>788558
wait I thought the microwave thing was just a meme

>>788768

>never having tasted your own piss

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>>788768
Why haven't you tried it, anon? /b/ owns traps, /bant/ owns watersports.

Really??+!!

That is mad

>>788682
Why would I drink coffee?

>Fucking hell you mother fuckers love some nasty shit.

Energy drinks are what I drink for energy.


>>788694
Yup, that's why I don't understand how people like tea but hate piss.

>>788688
Nope just know not to stick things in the dead center of it.

>>788768
But Bear Grylls drinks it.

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>>788793
>>788802
>>788830
no thanks

>>788888
fuck you

>>788888
KUSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>788888
Le cate

>>788888
HE WASTED IT

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>>788888
eights!

>>788888
thanks for fucking ruining the get you piece of shit

>>788888
Fucking wasted get.

>>788888
FUCK YOUUU

>>788888
Raccoone does the barfe

>>788888
fuckkkkkkkk

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>>788888
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>788888
Faggot I hate you

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>>788888
FUUUUUUUUCK

YOUUUUUUUUU

fuck you

>>788888
Pisslovers BTFO

>>788888
New meme everyone

>>788888
Barfo the Catto

>>788888
You son of a fucking bitch.

>>788830

>Energy drinks

Mentally a child.

>>788888
delete your post

>>788977
This

>>788888
Piss is the best though.

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>>788888

>>788958
Coffee/tea is basically bitter water with caffeine.
An energy drink is soda with several stimulants.

>Hur dur I am going to force myself to drink something nasty till I like it then pretend I always liked it.

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>>788977
were is a delete button?

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>>788888
Australiaaaaaaaaaa

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>>788888

FFUFUFUCKING FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>789004

Your green text is called being an adult and not surviving solely on sugar.

>>788503
I used to have a kettle but I now boil water in a pot. My favorite teas are English breakfast, jasmine green tea, earl grey, oolong, and rooibos.

>>789095
No, forcing yourself to do something because you think it makes you an adult is being childish.

Real grownups don't do things for the cool factor.

>Give me one reason to drink coffee or tea over energy drinks.

>>789095
That is stockholm syndrome

>>789117
Tea and coffee tastes good though. It gives me a warm and comfy feeling.

>>789137
Tea tastes exactly like piss with less salt and coffee tastes extremely bitter.

I bet when you were younger you didn't like tea, instead you saw someone you looked up to drinking it and forced yourself to drink it.

>>788888
CIRNO BTFO
HAHAHAHAHA

>>789184
Whenever I think of the flavor of piss I think of watery beer. I don't know how that compares to tea. There are different tea flavors too.

>>789201
All of them are nasty because they are bitter.

>Same reason I hate beer, it tastes like bitter soap water.

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>>788888
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THANK YOU,BASED AUSSIE!!

>needing a separate appliance just to heat water
>when I can get hot water from my tap
>or boiling water from my stove

good fucking god what a waste of space

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>>788888
DELETE THIS

>>788945
RARE

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>>789239

Wow sempai. Your life seems so sad..may cirno bring you peace as you pass away someday soon. Your mind is obviously deteriorating at a rapid pace..

>>788888
NOICE.

>>788503
They only have 110V, they'd blow so many fuses it's not funny.

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>>788503
I drink ice tea does that count?

A lot of Americans I know own kettles. I think it's just stupid Queen-fucker brits shitting on "backwards Americans" (TM) again

>>788503
lrn2Keurig, you fucking limey autist caveman. And boiling water for tea is plebe shit.

>>788503
its pretty easy to change ac voltage
you just need a bit of iron and two coils
there could easyly be special murrican kettles that work with higher voltage

>>788888

quality post

>>788888
Checked

>>788888
/bant/ is now a cat board

>>789184

I drank both in childhood. Without milk or sugar too.

I don't have bitter taste receptors though.

>>788503
What? I have a kettle...

>>788665
You know what piss tastes like?

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>>789444
>Actually makes tea with the hot water from his tap.

Fuck you, you are a disgrace to your British ancestors.

>>794546
American beer?