STOP USING CUCK CART

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MAN BASKET!!!!

Fuck you I use at least 3 or 4 cuck carts each time. There's no better way to clog the isle but to put in a few organic things or a bag of corn flakes and then leave it in a crowded place.

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>>753961

>>753959
>tfw my grocery store has those available
>tfw still use full-sized cart to get a few items
feels good. the ladies get super wet when they see me fill my full-size cart with fresh produce and non-frozen food items.

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>>753959
Import northern mexicans

>>753959
>2017
>Not carrying every individual item by hand
>Not asserting your alpha male status and strength in a space filled with women

You have much to learn anon

>>753959
cuck carts are redpilled. why the fuck would you waste energy lugging shit around when you have wheels.
if you want to work out go to a fucking gym

What's the point of a cart if you can't fit at least 5 full bags in it?

>>753959
>not stealing food from other people
you nerds need to learn

Always use a Man Basket for optimal testosterone. If there's no room left, carry it. Avoid the Cuck Cart at all costs.

>>753959

only primitive retarded Hunter-gatherers still use the basket

>>753966
> shopping is an exercise
Only for americans...

>>753968
>fucking gypsy scum

>>753966
This. I fucking lift, I don't need to make grocery shopping any more annoying than it already is just for the purpose of dick waving.

>>753966
>not working out even outside the gym to maximize /fit/ness

>>753959
>grab 4 1 gallons of water
>carry all of them with index finger

bitches be like "woah" when I lift 44 pounds up onto the self check out kiosk.

>>753968
t. Ceaucescu

>>753959
>not carrying everything in your arms

>>753968

>ancient Romanian wisdom

>>753961
this, these beta baskets will never understand tho...

>>753959
Cuck carts, like the one pictured, are for anyone under 6' tall. Otherwise you kick the goddamn cart when you walk. Baskets are also terrible. Use a full size cart for christs sake.

>fell for the boomercart meme
Idiots, the lot of you.

What if you are at Costco and you need to get 5 gallon tub of butter and a 300 pack of toilet paper rolls?

But cuck carts are the best size to drift with :^(

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man basket is alpha as fuck

>>753965
>not just eating in the supermarket

>>753959
I have kids so I use the giant fire truck cart.
>alpha as fuck
>inb4 wife does the shopping

>>753980
You are doing something wrong in life if you're not pulling hektic skids in the full-sized cart.

The best ones are at costco, so you can load up the front with 200lbs of canned shit and then have it sideways down the straightaways while chinese women go full round-eye at the incoming menace.

>>753985
nigger detected

>>753985
topkek

>>753959
Most autistic thing i have ever seen on 4chan ever. I hope this is a joke and you don't believe in the (((CART)))

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>>753986
>giant fire truck cart
so like, the regular size one?

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Not carrying all your groceries under your arms and clenched in your savage bare hands like a barbarian

Not sniffing out wet pussy as you patrol the aisles claiming more food resources with your walletdick

What the fuck is wrong with the mods? Do they take the bus to the grocery store?

WTF IS A KEK CART?!?!?!?!?!

>>754001
mods use cuck carts

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C U C K C A R T S
A P O L C L A S S I C

BIG MAN BASKETS STANDUP

SMALL CARTKEKOLDS SIT DOWN

I exclusively use the man basket, and I'm glad OP brought attention to this subject. It doesn't matter if I'm buying a 25 lb bag of dog food and a 15 pack of those massive rolls of bounty paper towels along with my red meat and Pepsi. I'll hold the jam packed man basket in one hand and keep a firm grip on the dog food and towels with the other. Without fail I see a look of awe in the eyes of the cashier when I get to the checkout line. The bag boy always asks if I'd like a cart to carry my stuff out, to which I respond with a firm, cold 'no'. I would skip all of this and simply use the Alpha tier self scanner, but my local store doesn't have them yet.

only suburban retards use man baskets

>>754034
It's true. The checkout lady always gets wet when I lay out about a mile of groceries from the man basket and asks how I fit it all in.

It only gets better in the winter when you need a 25lb bag of road salt to salt the earth with so that at least you can walk around balanced.

>>753959
What the fuck? Just use the one that fits all the groceries you want to buy?! I also use a "cuck cart" (it's just a regular cart, isn't it?), mostly because more beer fits there! What the fuck is this shit?!

>>754052
It's the euro truck of shopping carts.

>>753959
If you need daily groceries, use a man basket.

If you need weekly/monthly supplies, use a cart.

MAGA
PRAISE
KEK

>being such a manlet that you can't even carry a dozen items in your arms
Protip: If your items will fit in a manlet basket, they will also fit in your arms.

>>754064
Still don't get it. You can put two beer crates on the bottom (sadly not more. At least here you can't) and the other two on the top and still have space for the other shit you need.

Op, do you drink beer? Do you know what a pain in the ass carrying four crates is if you took the "man basket"? Or are you referring to the stereotype that all men are stupid and do stupid things in hope they look cool? I really don't know..

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>>754112
If you have real shit to buy, then use a real cart. Otherwise carry it. A 30-pack of beer has a handle for a reason.

>>753959
Fuck off. I like to run over little kids with that shit.

>>754157
Wait, I thought we're talking about real carts? Where's the difference to the cuck cart? Is it smaller or anything?
I beginn to get what OP means!

>>753959
>not carrying everything using your telekinesis

>>754207
Yes, the "cuck carts" can carry like two gallons of milk and a box of cereal. A full-sized cart fits enough food for a family of 4.

>>754250
As well as having a place to stick your child, since it's the wife's job to feed the family.

>>754268
Nah, that is the fragile fruit and bread holder. Don't want your bread squished or bananas bruised, do you?

CAPTCHA: wheelers inza

>>753959

I'm going to carry eight gallons of water in a hand basket?

>>754301
Put them on top, asshole. You don't have to navigate through the store the way the Jews designed the rat maze for you.

>>754322
Do you know how to shop? You want to get refrigerated and frozen foods last, meaning they're going to be on top. Especially fresh vegetables and lettuces, those need to be taken home immediately and rinsed/washed.

>>754392
Do you spend three hours in the store like a farm animal? Shopping is knowing the route ahead of time so you can organize it in the cart so that after being able to fit in the car with all the cold stuff together, you can unpack everything in the perfect order to process each part as needed with efficiency.

Buying food at the grocery store is for beta nu males. Real men do their own hunting and farming.

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>>753959
>be american
>try to show masculinity by choosing the man basket
>ladies notice me
>alphamale.jpg
>try to talk to them
>they leave inmediately
>then remember
>as soon I entered the mart, as the american I am, I felt the incredible urge to realease a gas
>mfw not just gas
>mfw big stain in my pants
>mfw shart in mart