have a seat on my face
>>687516
anime
>>687516
Right now, the best idea I have is messaging girls on okcupid while I'm drunk.
>>687535
word
I didn't even buy alcohol yet and I already searched "How to tell if he likes you" on Google.
>>687542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUMFYvZ_i1k
>>687685
I'm not him. But I wouldn't mind getting drunk with him and hyojungcutie then jerk off to OMG.
Trying to decide who I'm posting for this thread.
>>687720
roll some dice
>>687811
rollin
Is Yukika a real person?
>>687811
>>687860
ye
shes not reading from a script
>>687811
Your post inspired me to roll for a girl in my kpop folder. Will be posting Yujin after this post. Don't have much of her though.
>>687900
>inspired to roll
>doesnt actually roll
>>687921
I used a dice roller instead of using post numbers.
But let's pretend I did roll:
>>687900
>00
That means "pick whatever I want"!
Do kpops ever into porn? Like as a getting famous thing, or just because they want to, or do failed kpops do porn? If so any especially cute/famous ones to recommend? Asking for my friend's dog.
>>687968
porn is illegal in korea
>>687960
>>687968
Viki of Dalshabet.
Technically porn is illegal in South Korea. But I guess nudity in movies are okay? Don't ask me. None of them do it to get famous. If I recall, Viki was pressured to do so, but don't quote me on that.
>>688003
Delete this!!
Seriously though, thanks for the pic.
>>687960
>>688003
her beautiful eyelids aer fucked forever
>>688019
rip
>>688019
Now I'm feeling depressed.
they should provide counseling services for idols to explain to them that surgery isnt the answer to their self esteem issues
>>688019
this is not good
arin and seulgi are next
most of the bans on the ban list are from kpg, they have it out for us
>>687516
Hey, KPop Gen, we're thinking of representing you guys in the future /bant/ team for 4cc (meme divegrass on /vg/). Suggestions on who should represent the thread?
>>689012
i don't know what that is but here's choa
>>689073
Basically live meme football/soccer on /vg/, and /bant/ is organizing a team.
im going to start yelling
I find myself getting banned less often in /mu/ all of a sudden.
Sorry to hear that you are still having trouble, Choanon.
>>689012
>>689099
I nominate Red Velvet Yeri to represent /bant/ kpg.
>>689145
fucking hideous
>>689099
sounds fun, choa likes sports and we love her
>>689135
he hates me
I see red velvet, I post
>>689300
Honestly you should just post those pictures individually instead of posting smaller versions mashed together.
>>689300
seulgi and yeri pull that look off the best, like always
I never got banished from /mu/ ever
yeri has a nice fuckmouth i just realized
Getting banned gives you street cred. Trust me.
>>689369
you aren't doing it right then
i usually get banned from everywhere i post
>>689331
I suppose so
>>689439
my waifu is a very low controversy waifu
i think mods have it in for all things choa related
To be honest, Choa posting got out of hand on /mu/ at one point.
i generally just ignore posts with a picture of choa
>>689625
>>689670
there was a bunch of people posting choa and i don't know what happened to them, they all just disappeared
i think they got scared of the bans or something
nobody should be banned for anything
I'm gonna start drinking in 20 minutes.
>>689798
I started ahead of you.
>>689740
what if it really was
>just one guy
(not you) of course
>>689814
It's cool man. I'm gonna chug all of it in 15 minutes or so.
What are you drinking?
>>687811
Rolling but I don't know anyone in pic
>>689828
i did reply to myself sometimes to get it started but there was at least 6 of us bros at one point
>>689847
Got this as a gift a while ago. It's decent.
>>689884
Back when I used to drink whisky. About 300ml of the stuff did the trick. Or a third of that bottle.
i havent had a beer in around a year or so and i used to drink 6-12 a day
>>689099
if you're still here we pick choa
im thinking about taking up heroin again
do you think this skyrim mod looks like tzuyu
It doesn't take very much to get me drunk. I'm glad, as it is a lot more cost effective.
Three to four shots (44ml in a shot I guess?) will do the trick.
>>690166
The face is a bit short. Looks a lot like a child, though.
Here's an age progression on Tzuyu.
>>690195
Now that I think about it, not really an age progression. More like a "before and after".
I've never played Skyrim
>>690117
Still here. So we have nominations for
>Choa (2 so far)
>Yeri (1)
Consensus from the rest of you guys?
Also 4cc thread is here
>>689059
>>690166
lolno
i have a naturally low tolerance to alcohol as well, it must be genetic. neither of my parents drink either
Might be nostalgia goggles talking, but I didn't like Skyrim as much. Has more to do with the changes to game mechanics than the rest of it. I also was unhappy about what they did to Fallout 4, compared to New Vegas.
>>690211
Only 1 to 2 people here would pick Choa.
Just pick Yeri or whoever you like.
>>690212
It probably is genetic.
I'm just glad that I don't have something akin to what some asians have, where they can't properly breakdown the compounds in alcohol.
>tfw no qt short hair gf
>>690258
don't do that, we love choa
>>690300
You're never gonna get one if you just watch idolmaster all day
I'm keeping all of the shor hair qts in my basement.
>>690446
short*
shorn hair
how short is too short
Anything shorter than this, probably.
>>687531
fpbp
anime
>>687516
i don't normally come to this board. i'm an r9k man.
all of you autist weebs are pathetic. all of you. why do you want nasty clam smelling korea pussy. probably half of it is rubber, smells like car tire. natural korea vagina so floppy and gaping from all korea cock she ride, she needs to get a new one made from a plastic surgeon
plus, i know you all are virgin. asian koreans look like little boys, little prebusecent boys, no ass, no hips, no tits. plus all the plastic surgey? ugly boy face go to pretty boy face but they still have boy face.
you are all virgins. likely smelling, unshowered, days without wiping ass. you likely weigh 300 lbs+. You would need to buy two plane seats on air korea. all the flight attendants groaning, they can smell your gaze as they walk buy. they are revolted. one was traumatized by stinky american virgin like you all
what would happen if you saw kpop star in person? she would melt. the fumes off your heaping stinky virgin body would create chemical reaction and dissolve plastic in her face, and she go onto being ugly as fuck like usual. then her gayboy bodyguards (likely black) will bend you over and penetrate your tight stinky shit-stained virgin buttholes.
all of you, so delusional "OOOHHH KPOP KAWAII DESU DESU DESU" but you will never even see or smell or touch kpop whore, your even more pathetic then 2d waifus. 2d waifu man knows he never sees his waifu, with your kpop waifu's you know they're still somewhere on planet, likely being railed by another dude.
a shame. stinky virgins, all of you
I wonder if Yozoh would like a Chaeyoung girlfriend.
>>690807
>i don't normally come to this board. i'm an r9k man.
Stop this meme, anon. You are making me laugh too much.
>>690849
Hey man, this girl you keep posting looks pretty cute. Do you mind if I jerk off to her tonight?
>>690892
That's pretty lewd, anon.
But to be perfectly honest, go for it.
>>690807
this is funny and no one is railing my wife
>>690928
lmao keep telling yourself that, you cuck
>>690932
if i don't see it, it isn't happening and i trust choa
>>690921
Have you jerked off to her?
>>691041
To be perfectly honest, I'm not a k-fapper. I haven't fapped to anything k-pop related.
>>691060
I understand. I used to be like you, and I still am to some degree. But sometimes some girls just do something that really lewd and I can't help it.
Any swimsuit pics anons?
>>690751
she doesnt have the neck to pull that off
>tfw completed my third day of juicing cleanse
>>691126
You are freaking amazing, man.
>>691079
I can understand.
>>691126
Good job, anon.
>>691126
>>691108
Yeah, they (or she) tried to pull of a looks that doesn't really work for her.
>>691089
Sooooo anyone?
>>691230
>>691126
did you get headaches or diarrhea?
>>691187
her rosy cheeks signal fertility to my cave man brain and now her pussy will be murdered
>>691292
Figuratively, of course.
>>691318
I can't believe you keep posting these pictures. I'm gonna bust.
>>691390
I'm too drunk to really care. I'm surprised that I'm even still coherent. The 2 MB limit is keeping me from posting my favorite webms.
CHOASHITERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.com/2017/05/choa-wipes-her-instagram-clean.html
CHOASHITERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.com/2017/05/choa-wipes-her-instagram-clean.html
CHOASHITERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.com/2017/05/choa-wipes-her-instagram-clean.html
R.I.P. Choa
>>691447
we knew about this, people were bothering her so she had to shut it down
>>691473
>shut it down
how old is choa? she seems like the type who would want to get married and have a child before she hits 30
>>691502
29 year old (korean)
>>691427
I'm also quite drunk. Do you want me to screencap our interactions and post them tomorrow?
>>691508
uh oh
>>691502
she's only 27 and her lifelong dream was to be a famous singer so she doesn't care about marriage
>>691447
Not really surprised.
Choa is already fucked in head. And if you look at the Choa fanbase at kpg, Choa fans are also fucked in the head.
>>691526
she already fulfilled that dream though
>>691516
Sure why not. I think I'll have one more shot for the hell of it.
I'm almost out of Yujin pictures.
I think ive found a new.fetish
>>691534
what do you mean she's fucked in the head? she's just a little awkward and im a pretty normal guy myself
>>691543
and that's all she ever wanted
>>691574
Temporary logo tattoos?
>>691574
please tell me that she actually has a Sprite tattoo
and a pentagram tattoo
>>691574
looks like joy
>>691582
Who would.get a permanent sprite tatoo?
>>691594
me. i h8 sprite
>>691615
T H I C C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPdLtD92MGc
riff
>>691594
Taeyeon.
i think its cooler to not get tattoos now
I'm drunk af and currently eating chicken with soy sauce mangoes and rice, I can't believe it.
btw I really like Jihyo and Nayeon.
I can't believe it.
Room is spinning. Solutions?
>>691677
I should probably eat some proper food, like you. Mangoes and soy sauce doesn't sound like it'd go together though. Maybe I'm wrong
instead of getting tattoos i'll just put a patch on my vest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjEuPMun_Cw
>>691696
Well, this is what I'm eating. Make fun of me.
do you guys listen to the music or is this purely creepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbGUaKCmWc
punk drum blacvk metal is the best kind
>>691730
Kek, is that ketchup? What are you doing?
At least you aren't on Finland levels of weird food...yet.
>>691730
what kind of chicken is that and why the mangoes
>>691753
Yeah , it's ketchup.
>>691733
what do you think?
this is the same as waifus except using shitty asian pop stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf7WDbjAEkE
youre all gay
i think this canadian guy is a real live asian
>>691780
Is weed legal in your country yet?
I'm in the state of Washington, where you can smoke weed. Considered trying it out.
Worried that it'll make me a braindead drug user.
>>691816
What makes you think that?
>>691829
I don't think it's legal yet.
I've only done it once and it just made me laugh for 20 minutes. Will definitely try again when it's legal.
are there any idols whose personality you really dont like but you want to brutally hatefuck them
>>691868
Taeyeon, current IU.
>>691851
Ah, okay.
Yeah, I'll probably try it out sometime soon.
>>691902
whats wrong with iu she seems cool enough
>>692023
I just prefer old IU. I like her music less with every release.
>>691730
Added to food gore folder
i never really liked iu's music. a few songs were good
>>691447
not really a big deal
mina also cleared her instagram a while ago
>>692286
yeah and we thought her dog died and it didn't so drawing conclusions from nothing is a waste of time
People clear their instagram to cover up their private posts, obviously. Wouldn't want another Mina-like scandal.
i awnt to put bruises on taeyeon's butt and pussy
Canadian anon is dead.
R.I.P.
Goodbye, Canada.
>>693397
he's a worthless spammer
>>693422
choabros don't spam, we just evade stupid bans
>>693436
what are the bans for
>>693467
the first was for avatarring which i don't do and the ones after are for evading which i do because the first ban was stupid
>>693493
>avatarring which i don't do
>>693642
Avatarring is when you make yourself identifiable by the pictures you post. Posting your favorite kpop idol in a kpop thread, along with a bunch of other anons that also post the same idol, is hardly avatarfagging.
>>693671
exactly, now if only that retard mod could understand this
>>693683
for sure, how could that STUPID mod ever tell that it was you making those hecking posts?!
>>693671
well he pretty much did it because he's recognizeable enough to get reported and banned
>>693703
he has to have access to secret information about me or something, that's the only possibility
>>693719
i can post aoa members or the group together but i got banned as soon as i tried to defend choa
how does he know im me if all i did was defend choa?
No longer drunk.
>>687531
listen here you fucking faggot. I know you think you're a meme, and that you like to do 'epic trolls!' on threads by posting 'anime' as an unhelpful response. Newsflash, kid: You're a fucking tumor. No joke, you're the worst kind of person. Other shitposters at least make jokes, but NO, you HAD to make this shitty joke in a shitty shitpost. You fucking faggot degenerate, you should be banned from 4chan forever.
I speak from the heart when I say I hate you. Anime is gay, and by proxy you are too. There's no reason to post 'anime', you aren't funny, no one is laughing, and you're just wasting everyone's time. You are a complete and utter degenerate. This is not a meme or a funny trend; this is pure retardation. You aren't even a shitposter anymore, you're just a bot. Your posts deserve to be saged and removed forever.
I don't care what you think, or what funny haha smug anime picture you reply to me with, you're a terrible person. Not in a funny troll way, just a despicable human being that should be cleansed from the gene pool. Honestly, fucking kill yourself. You don't have an option here; you're ruining society and you know it. Your life has no purpose, just drink some lighter fluid already.
Fuck off with your shitty anime post, faggot.
Did someone say football?
watch the show
I wanna poke Wendy's soft cheeks
>>694481
That face doesn't look like it belongs on that body.
But I'm surprised at the quality, regardless.
>>694752
is she dying?
>>694755
Well it's FIFA, I don't know if that game has women's football support.
>>694876
I think they might've recently added female stuff. Don't really track sports games though.
Anyways, I'm off. Goodbye.
haha kpop
>>695068
I fell asleep while still drunk again.
I can't believe it.
Are you guys seeing this?
>>696441
Why does she have identical marks on both knees if she only had one operated?
>>696544
symmetry
>>687516
nice OP i love this girl
>>696836
word
i like girls
>>697041
>>697051
what did you mean by this
>>697041
gay
>>697051
why they are doing that
>>687516
These Korean dog women make traps look sexy in comparison. They're that bad. So artificial.
>>697255
except choa, she's 100% real
>>697292
Why is Choa so perfect?
>>687811
Jezuz nigger, is it that hard to put some numbers in?
>>697314
i don't know she was born that way or something
i can't explain it either
>>697255
>Implying traps are bad
>>697373
Fixed it for you
>Hoping for a better roll
i only like girls with pussies such as jinsol for example
>>697450
>>Implying traps are bad
Traps are bad. Fucking faggots.
Japanese women > Korean women
>>697484
It's not gay if she has a feminine penis or no penis at all.
Also, most nips are gross
what are some good nugu groups?
>>697502
>It's not gay if she has a feminine penis or no penis at all.
It's fucking gay to even think such a thing. WTF are they putting in the public water supply? People are fucking insane.
>>697513
Pristin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLfHuClrQdI
GFriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1n_1jrUEjU
Stellar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQPn8f9uls4
Brave Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeaoaAz0VbY
Dreamcatcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxfl8LRab_I
Snuper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SkvOluCbtI
That's what I remmer right now
>>697569
not nugu enough
>>697484
>Japanese
Honorary Koreans are nice dbh
loona
Word.
loona, except for vivi
>>697210
I kinda liked blonde Joy
>>698975
im not horny but i could be in an hour or two
>>698975
what is she doing
>>699377
Looking lost
I don't know why I like Only 너
I heard you guys like newts
>>690807
4/10
i moderately keked
>>690807
> /r9k/ """""man"""""
*kisses you*
>>700691
>>700808
heh!
>>700691
*pushes you out of the way*
*kisses eunha*
>>701122
a newt cant be pushed away
>>701157
What are you some kind of newt rapist?
>>699074
nice pits
stan Loona
ay mama
>be me 2010
>kpop fever, want a korean gf
>actually get one
>2017
>starting to develop japanese fever
>now want a japanese gf
is life a series of endless unfufilled desires and suffering ?
>>701966
Fuck you norman. I'll take any gf at this point.
yeri
>>702009
Even a non asian?
its been over a week since ive touched my penis for anything other than to urinate and wash it
finally a thread I can get on board with
>>687516
my dick
>b-but muh proportions
>>697292
keep posting choas
>>704513
what the heck is that?
>>687811
roll
chaeyeon has those thighs that are all fat no muscle which i really like cause theyre so soft. eunji used to have some good ones too
>>704582
I don't know. But I wanna.
>>704628
i see you... don't look at my wife like that
I loved her in 2009 and I love her now. People still laff :*(
>>704513
>>704745
blackpink
>>704745
imagine having sex with her
>>704731
that's good, you should love who you want
>>704741
she's precious
>>704745
i never understood why they had to get this shot
my cock is slightly over 9 inches
>>704772
that better be for watching purposes only
>>704787
don't imagine that, only i can once we get married
>>697462
roll
>>704864
put it on my face
>>704864
im glad she never has to do this again
>>704878
i'll put my fist on your face
>>704920
Why? Did she get thrown out of AOA?
>>704951
I'm pretty sure its an age thing.
>>704951
stupid camera holder...
no, choa's famous now so she can choose the dances she wants to perform
which would you say has more cultural impact beyond its borders: south korea or japan?
>>705025
If just talking about music, then South Korea, easily.
In the grand scheme of things though, Japan.
>>705025
People will say Japan because its more in the eye of pop culture however South Korea has the bigger impact, tech industry alone. I'm also becoming suspicious that western designers copy South Korean trends, what you see someone wearing on a MV today you will see someone wearing in the western street 6-12months later.
>>704394
>>705063
and yeah if we're talking just music, then you can thank Psy.
I can't think of a Japanese artist in any era with the same reach.
>>705080
it's the other way around
fashion trends originate in the west and then South Korea hops on it months later
>>705162
South Korea does a lot of copy and paste. In fashion and music.
Rap music aside, just look at how often you see them use meme dance moves from the west in their choreography, like "movin' like bernie" and now dabs.
>>697462
roll
>>705260
yeah, didn't a group just release an mv where they dabbed
dabbing has been dead in the west for months
>>705294
Momoland did, yes. But it is fun to watch.
https://youtu.be/TkSv0TkvTRs
>>705310
it's just played out
>>705278
>>697462
give me 6
thats mad not cool
>>705310
>love is in my pocket
>shoot it like a rocket
What did they mean by this?
>>705310
i hate this style of kpop
>>705438
>>705463
off to bulgaria you go u sexy stinky slut
>>687811
Sure why not
>>705310
>>705630
I don't know their names, but the girl with the meme glasses needs to lose the meme hair.
hurting choa
.
huh. so that's what that was. forgot i had it
Have you guys ever notice that sometimes there are cute girls out in public?
I just saw one at the food court.
pepe
>>705992
never noticed this
>>705992
we only like korean girls here
>>706090
I live on the west coast, so plenty of those around.
>>706178
lucky
>being able to see koreans irl
how strange
do you have that in higher res?
I can't stand seeing choa because she has the same hair as my mother and I quite really dislike my mother.
>>701538
wtf I would never rape a newt
Is he ok?
make a new thread buddies
>>706586
he showed up on instagram yesterday, he's fine
I hope a cute girl like Yozoh makes the new thread
why do i always have to make the thread
I would make it but I'm on my school normie mode laptop.
Is this /mu/?