Whites eat shit.

>be shitskin
>too thick to cook food without burning it to a crisp
>too thick to learn to store food without it rotting
>too thick to learn how to industrialise meat farming so that you can afford to choose which cuts to eat
>realise covering your shitty food in spices makes it taste sort of okay
>a few centuries later your descendants have based their cuisine on this concept and are actually proud of it

non-whites, everyone

Fuck off, go be a nigger somewhere else

>>680010
>a britbong
>lecturinng """"cuisine""""

As a person who recently suffered sever head trauma, I've discovered something called "anosmia" which effectively means I can't smell or taste anything. In these last two years, the conditioned has lessened, but not gone away entirely.

This, however, has caused me to season and quite obviously over-season my food. What little sense I have left, I want to get the taste in there.

Hypothesis: Black people dump seasoning on their food the way they do because they're beaten so regularly; Their brains being knocked around inside their skulls is so common place that they, as a matter of course, because they're all brain-damaged.

>>680009
>throwing shitton of spices onto your food to the point where you don't taste the original food.
What the fuck is the point of it, a well used spices can enchance the flavour but what SOME people are doing is just covering it all with shitty spices to the point where its just spicy something.

Also what he said >>680010

>>680009
Why do you put Toast bread into a bowl in the first place? What are you? Some kind of retard?

>>680009
>be thirdworlder
>cannot into food preservation
>need to literally make your food into a giant, spicy shit so it wont kill you
So totally nice cuisine my friend. Whiteys btfo hahaah! Oh god the worms are making me shit again.

>>680009
>Conquer entire world for spices
>LOL WHITEY CANT SEASON THEIR FOOD

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Heh you guys are alright. We cool?

>>680012
>an american
>lecturing anyone on anything other than how to mongrelise your country in under three centuries and how to be shot by niggers in your own home

you should stop posting

>>680015
soak it with chlorine (even though it's already bleached) and fluoride, then air dry it to allow slight microbial and fungal growth

it gives the bread a certain je ne sais pas

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>>680015
when a female of the human race drops the toast and gets a speck of dirt on it

White piece of shit, white fucking garbage, you will learn your place beneath the audacity of a true man. A black man. Know that even the lowliest of the blacks is greater than your greatest white prodigy. A dick numbering 12 inches or more you cannot compete and while you laugh yourself giddy in denial revel in knowing that every single day while you go to work a real man, a black man, is destroying your gf or wife in your house and on your bed and she will never tell you because she craves what you cannot offer. There is nothing you can do about it. An untamable beast of pure masculinity you shrivel in cowardice behind your computer screen. Never in your sorry pathetic white-guilted life will you ever call one of us a "nigger" to our faces because you know that you would not escape retribution. Claim your superiority with your guns all you want white children because deep down you know that its a fall-back to mask your incompetence and insecurity over having become worthless in the eyes of those greater than you. Try as you will reality cannot and will not be prevented by the likes of you. You are the minority. We are the majority. We are lord and master - judge and jury. You will not escape the next generation you will be bred out of existence and your children just as your women will bow to us.

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>>680009
Jokes about white people food are almost as bland and repetitive as the food white people eat, by now.

Can I at least get some dank school shooter / inbreeding memes?

>>680009
I don't get this meme at all, if anything whites are the tryhards who slather everything in hot sauce amd sriracha.

White piece of shit, white fucking garbage, you will learn your place beneath the audacity of a true man. A black man. Know that even the lowliest of the blacks is greater than your greatest white prodigy. A dick numbering 12 inches or more you cannot compete and while you laugh yourself giddy in denial revel in knowing that every single day while you go to work a real man, a black man, is destroying your gf or wife in your house and on your bed and she will never tell you because she craves what you cannot offer. There is nothing you can do about it. An untamable beast of pure masculinity you shrivel in cowardice behind your computer screen. Never in your sorry pathetic white-guilted life will you ever call one of us a "nigger" to our faces because you know that you would not escape retribution. Claim your superiority with your guns all you want white children because deep down you know that its a fall-back to mask your incompetence and insecurity over having become worthless in the eyes of those greater than you. Try as you will reality cannot and will not be prevented by the likes of you. You are the minority. We are the majority. We are lord and master - judge and jury. You will not escape the next generation you will be bred out of existence and your children just as your women will bow to us.

>>680009
>shitskin tries to ridicule white people
>no one can understand what he says
You want a dirt cookie, phfam?

>>680133
I like how this pasta is basically
>muh dik

>>680009
Most black Americans use store bought seasoning pre-mixes.
They rarely have any comprehension of what's actually in it.

Hint?
>mostly salt

99% of blacks cannot cook at all.
Other non-whites are mostly only comfortable cooking tradition food from their home countries (possibly with necessary modification from lack of some original ingredients).

As a white man that enjoys a great variety of food, nice things, and is willing to actually get off my ass and do things to get what I want.

In my spice cabinet:
>8 different kinds of cooking oil
>5 kinds of vinegar
>half a dozen types of whole dried peppers (because I enjoy some Mexican garbage food)
>no less than 30 assorted spices/dried ground herbs from all over the world
>5 different spice mixes that do not contain salt
>all wood/metal pepper mill (don't use plastic moving parts unless you like to eat bits of plastic)
>bullion
>flour/baking powder/baking soda/sugar/powdered sugar
>real vanilla
>bakers flour, cheap flour, cane sugar, powdered sugar, QUALITY brown sugar, baking soda, baking powder
>5 different cream of whatevers
>variety of dried beans/lentils
Fridge:
>real butter
>dill
>rosemary
>cilantro
>onion
>celery
>local tomatoes
>farm fresh eggs
>beef and chicken base
And on and on.

Ops spice cabinet:
>Lawrey's seasoning salt
>Salt
>Sugar
>cheapest pre ground pepper
>cheapest cooking oil in the cheapest deep fryer that has never been cleaned
>bottle of Cookies brand 'BBQ' sauce

You probably don't even own a decent food processor, real cast iron pan or knife that didn't come from a dollar store.

>>680012
gordon ramsay's a brit and ive learned a fuck ton from him

>>680913
roll
>>680874
also that fuckin dope

Oh i'm sorry i couldnt hear you over the greatest culinary achievements of all time (all of baking[cakes, etc], italian/french/spanish cuisine, every single kind of healthy food,...)

HAHAHAH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

this is either huge bait, or just a dumbass nigger.
everything that goes somewhat good with spice/season i go ham on that shit dude.
id rather be taking a huge ass shit the next morning then eating bland food.

>>680009
Normal white people do not eat that shit. When I make steak salads I use Italian seasoning and garlic power with the olive oil and balsamic vinegar. I also use bleu cheese crumbs.

White piece of shit, white fucking garbage, you will learn your place beneath the audacity of a true man. A black man. Know that even the lowliest of the blacks is greater than your greatest white prodigy. A dick numbering 12 inches or more you cannot compete and while you laugh yourself giddy in denial revel in knowing that every single day while you go to work a real man, a black man, is destroying your gf or wife in your house and on your bed and she will never tell you because she craves what you cannot offer. There is nothing you can do about it. An untamable beast of pure masculinity you shrivel in cowardice behind your computer screen. Never in your sorry pathetic white-guilted life will you ever call one of us a "nigger" to our faces because you know that you would not escape retribution. Claim your superiority with your guns all you want white children because deep down you know that its a fall-back to mask your incompetence and insecurity over having become worthless in the eyes of those greater than you. Try as you will reality cannot and will not be prevented by the likes of you. You are the minority. We are the majority. We are lord and master - judge and jury. You will not escape the next generation you will be bred out of existence and your children just as your women will bow to us.

>>680023
I've already called 3 blacks niggers to their faces.

>>681001
Too bad the average black dick isn't even 7 inches. Much less 12.

>>681001
Why were black people slaves? Could you answer the question please? Why are blacks the most likely to be gay?

>>681001
>a true man. A black man
lmao those faggots can't even be proper parents

>>680009
Salt, flour and grease isn't seasoning...

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>>681001
Look at this untamable beast of pure masculinity.

>>680023
Haha, great joke, Anon !