We are all trapped in the same elevator.

>>663972
>hey op can you move a bit? you smell like greek shit

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

>>663995
I'm sorry I'm so scared I shitted myself.

>>664040
Call the police

>Stuck in an elevator with three Amerilards
HHHMMMMPPPHPHHHHELP I CAN'T BREATHHHHHMMPPPPHHHH

if dubs we're free

>>664115
Baguette, fuck off.

>>663972
we wouldn't be if you paid your fucking denbts

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>>663972
where am i

>>664096
Umm no signal in the elevator. You can't escape that easily.

>>663995
>>664020
>>664040
>>664096
>>664112
>>664115
>>664127
>>664128
>>664142
>>664160
stop fucking bumping into me you retards! when the fuck are we getting out of here?

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One of us is the devil

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*farts in loli*

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i hate this thread

>>664181
I never bumped into you, retard!

>>664211
stop fucking whining

>>664227
well it was one of you dumb fucks!

you guys won't mind if I practice my accordion in here, right?

guys, dont panic or anything, but i dont think this is an elevator

>>664280
How can I trust a jew?

>>664280
what are you talking about schlomo?

>>664280
explain

>>664280
well seeing as I just had chili for lunch this is about to become a gas chamber

>>664280
Ohhh, Mr Jew, show me your willy I will show you mine.

>>664322
GUYS THE OBESE AMERICAN IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW

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HELPPPPPPP

Who's going to have sex with me

>>664295
>>664300
>>664306
6 gorillion

>>663972
???

>>664341
man my stomachs really upset right now

>>664343
STOP FUCKING SHOUTING YOUR NOT HELPING

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Ok guys, while we are here check this.

>>664378
amerifat living up to the expectations

you guys better jump through that portal, I think I have more than gas

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does anybody remmember coming throguh here?

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>>664391

WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THESE ADDITIONAL PEOPLE COMING FROM?

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>>664444

Ok guys we need to get out of here cause that chili is not sitting well and I need the bathroom

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>>664384
My stomach h....BLLAHRGHHHHH..BLURGHHHHB

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>>664445
im a failure

Alrighty guys I'm gonna try and climb through the top

ok guys seriously get me out of here I can't hold it in much longer

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>>663972
where are we I cant remember

this is a really big elevator

>>664480
Careful, don't get stuck.

*starts singing loudly*

>>664495
i proceed to murder this old man

I can't hold it in any longer

>>663995
You are literally taking up the entire space you fucking ham-planet.

fuck you guys! i found a camera that points at the door!
getting signal

>>664181
bump

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>>664546
shit, i think he door is locked from the outside

We should all start jumping so we can fall to safety.

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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try not to get it on your shoes

>>664567
let me try to zoom a bit, see if i find something interesting to get us out of here

>>664604
kek is that a real article?

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>>664495
youre not helping

>>664651
nvm it's from the onion
pretty funny

>>664211
anon, that loli has a dick

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wait! look at that! i found a way out! a swich to open the door

>>663972
I'm killing myself

>>664722
I smell gas, you shouldn't have pressed that dude...

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>>664196
I am so disappointed with you.

so great ideas and no one suggested to call a maintance? sometimes i wonder am i on 4chan because it my intellectual level when you type something smart, and now i think same and this aint positive thoughts

>>664440
HEY, LOOK GUYS! ITS BAD-LUCK BRETT!!

HELLO BAD-LUCK BRETT!

>32 posters
halp i am squish

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>>664743>>664722

its the exit button, we need someone to press it from the outside before we suffocate

>Ate some oysters on the half-shell for lunch and it's really doing a number on my asshole.
Sorry, guys.

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>>664827
Since I didnt got quads I guess I'll use my portals to open the door.

>>664827
* Knocks you down*
HAhHA!!!That won't work. You still don't understand? You can't get out of here! You are my captives! Everything went according to keikaku!

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>>664901

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>>664901
hurry, i've sent a messege under the door but this maniac>>664926
is holding me! i can't help any longer

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>>663972
excuse me, but is the elevator going up or down?

>>664972
I can't see well but I think I pressed the button.

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>>664972
guten Morgen

>>665079
hmmh press it again...

>>664972
Give it up! HAHAHA Now tell me to pay debts once again guys!!!
>>664986
We are TRAPPED! It's stuck and it's not going anywhere.

>>665115
fuck no, get off me, i need my sheckels to live

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>>665115
ok

>>665110
It doesn't feel like a button tho, its pretty wet and... fleshy?

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>>665108
>iz everyzing olright in zere?

guys im a girl, who wants my toasty roastie

>>664256
As long as I can do a duet with my banjo

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>>665161
>enybody requires help?

Hey does anyone want to listen to the Remixed and Remastered Reissue of Dragonforce's debut album "Valley of the Damned?" I have it in its entirety on my phone, I can play it out loud.

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Wait a minute thats not a button

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>>665321
>hello?

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>>665365
delet this

>>665413
No thanks! We are great. Having a little concert in here.
>>665365
Push it more let's see what happens.

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>>665442
>ok bye

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>but first, let me pull this rope

>>665496
rope and soap? come little jew its many reasons to live like gold which you send Jesus for

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YOU'RE SAFE WITH US

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>let mich take a setpp back

>>665496
*sold
i'm still learning this anglosaxon language look alike way of speaking even it cant compare to russian language at all

>>665625
I love how this little Jew is talking to himself but still having a hell of a time. God bless you Mr. Kike.

>>665712
Christ bless that little jew

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>>665712
thank you, i should would love an audiance

>itz koming

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>>665747
sposibo tovarish komissar

>ohh

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>>665771
>>665836

>>665836
אין בעיה ידידי היקר

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>mmm

>>665923
ill pass

>>665872
come greek jews that on 4chan are totally allright

>>663972
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>663972
Fuck.

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>yay

>>666037
jews joking about hitler are remind me russians joking on gulags

btw we have many cool anekdotes about gulags

you little fat faggot nazis need to move.

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>>666058
oh really? like what?

>oh fuck, what is that?

>>666100
move where? we already elected trump as president of usa. what next? raids are boring. moving to normal social life? what is normal? are normies normal? i hardly doubt.

>>666120
like anecdots why you can be easily sent to gulag too stupid to translate but it waste of them

what the fuck guys it smells like shit in here

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>>666146
ya ponemayu ruskii, bratan
bonus: what's the difference between santa claus and a jew?
santa comes by chimney and leaves by the door
a jew comes by the door and leaves throught the chimney

>oh no, i've clicked the button!

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>>665134
>>664986

I like to imagine Natalia with huge boobs constantly spurting milk and everyone else is oblivious to them except for her.

Пpидя к влacти, Aндpoпoв cфopмyлиpoвaл зaдaчy, cтoящyю пepeд ceльcким хoзяйcтвoм, cлeдyющим oбpaзoм: caжaть, caжaть и eщe paз caжaть!

Coming to power Andropov formulated aim for rural economy those:
set, set and more set (set can be translated as plant and imprison both)

first i googled and its 40 pages of them

>>666222
fuck you and your trips

>>666209
ты из poccии? y вac тaм пpocтo 30% нaceлeния pyccкиe eвpeи

>>666209
мы кcтaти eдинcтвeннaя cтpaнa в миpe из кpyпных гдe eвpeeв пpaктичecки нe гнaли никoгдa

>>666258
Fuck Natalia right in her two feet of cleavage

>>666236
nahui mne ih chtat' v dva utra nochi
ya tut eshe shlayus i delayu tupoy raskaz
no sposibo vse rovno
>>666288
ya net, roditeli is peter burga, rodilsya zdes
mne znat', russkie lutshie rebata is prieejshih
>>666316
aga, kak na schet pogromov?
ne znayu mojno li schetayt' eto rossieye ne znayu i ne hoshu seychas ob rtom dumat'
>>666209


>it was Jew killing gas, critical hit

-know why hitler commit suicide?
got the gas bill

-two jews in the shower (normal shower), one takes the soap and starts furiously masturbate
the other asks:"what do you think youre doing?"
"your mother" answered the jew

>>663972
>Britain is the midget that keeps trying and failing to muscle people out of the way.
>America is a massive lard ass that takes up too much room.
>Russia is the scary guy that no one goes near, and so take up 1/4 of the elevator.
>Half of the people there are Chinese
>India has about a third but they are all so thin they only take up a cubic centimetre
>Mexico is cleaning the walls for some of America's hamburger
Iraq is lost somewhere in America's fat rolls
>Syria is getting beaten by Russia, America and Iraq
>Saudi Arabia is killing it's wife in the corner whilst everyone pretends not to notice
>Germany is apologising for taking up too much room, and letting Syria stay in it's space
>Syria is copping a feel.
>Greece is begging everyone for money
>Australia is drinking a beer and sitting in the middle of a tiny inflatable pool
>Japan is jacking off in the corner and pretending not to love the shame
>Israel wants Palestine's bucket of sand, but Palestine had it first so they fight.
>Canada is checking its hair in the reflective walls.
>France is really angry about Saudi Arabia hitting them, but Saudi is hidden behind America's lard.
>North Korea is throwing paper airplanes at America, and America is trying to get South Korea to tell them to stop.
>All of Africa are on the next elevator.

whats poking my butt?

>>666541
>kak na schet pogromov
был oдин в кишинeвe этo мoлдaвия
в caмoй poccии нe былo
poccийcкaя импepия и poccия вce тaки paзныe вeщи
в импepии и пoльшa былa и финляндия
мoлдaвия тaжe
этo нe poccия

ocтaльныe пoгpoмы были либo в гpyзии, либo нa yкpaинe, либo кoнфликты co cтapooбpядцaми (этo нe pyccкиe в пpямoм cмыcлe, pyccкиe - пpaвocлaвныe), либo c гpeкaми cтычки. в caмoй poccии (импepия нe cчитaeтcя) opгaнизoвaнных pyccкими пoгpoмaми никoгдa нe былo. были пoгpoмы бyнты в кoтopых cтpaдaли eвpeи нo этo были нe eвpeйcкиe пoгpoмы a пpocтo бyнты и гpoмили вceх бeз paзбopa. a вo вpeмя гpaждaнcкoй вoйны нe cчитaeтcя тoгдa вce дpyг дpyгa гpoмили. и pyccкиe pyccких в тoм чиcлe. пoчитaй нa википeдии, тaм пoдpoбнo вce.

чиcтo pyccкoгo пoгpoмa пpoтив eвpeeв нa pycи никoгдa нe былo.

Give me 5 dubs or i'll crash this elevator with no survivors

>>666541
ты нe зaбывaй чтo нaшa peлигия - пpaвocлaвиe - этo вaшa eвpeйcкaя peлигия. пo кaнoнaм цepкви пpaвocлaвнoй вeтхoзaвeтный и нoвoзaвeтный Бoг - oдин Бoг.

y нac имeнa ивaн (любимый yчeник Хpиcтa), мapия (мaть Хpиcтa), пeтp, пaвeл (aпocтoлы), михaил (apхaнгeл) - этo вce eвpeйcкиe имeнa

я cынa хoчy дaвидoм нaзвaть в чecть цapя Дaвидa, oн пcaлмы нaпиcaл, мы их в цepкви читaeм, мы читaeм библию тaм вce eвpeи, библия вcя нaпиcaнa eвpeями, пoтoмy и yвaжaeм eвpeeв. poccия eдинcтвeннaя пpaвocлaвнaя кpyпнaя cтpaнa, пoтoмy здecь кyльтypa - ecли peлигия тo пpaвocлaвиe тoлькo. и дpyгих peлигий кaк бы нeт. a этo иcтиннaя цepкoвь coздaннaя Хpиcтoм, и в пpaвocлaвии eвpeeв чтyт, нy кaк бы мы жe чтим вceх пpaвeдникoм пpopoкoв aпocтoлoв из библии, oни вce были eвpeями. я библию читaю этo eвpeйcкaя книгa нaпиcaннaя eвpeями для eвpeeв, кaк я eвpeeв yвaжaть нe бyдy ecли я их Бoгy клaняюcь пoнимaeшь?

и вce ктo знaeт библию в пpaвocлaвии тaк жe cчитaют

и нac тyт тaких мнoгo

пoтoмy в poccии вceгдa eвpeeв и пpинимaли кaк cвoих

и cмoтpи вoт к пpимepy 30% нaceлeния изpaиля pyccкиe. ни из кaкoй cтpaны нeт cтoлькo

>>667018
>>666884
this is some mighty interesting stuff, but my brain literally jerked me from sleep to go to bed
youre cool dude, David is a good name

>>667307
thanks 4chan is pretty ruining my brain too many hot cuties here so i go from here somewhere for a while

see ya man

yвидимcя мyжик нaдeюcь тaм пoвышe

>>667307
on other hand i think after 4chan that i must sin less if i want cutie like people post here God would send me such cutie so maybe its bright side