*gives you the incurable brain parasite toxoplasmosis* heh...

Cats in bag

Bags in river

>>2196800
>not having a free roaming cat that kills vermin and shits outside
>he keeps it in his house and cleans its litterbox like a cuck

t.owner of both

>>2196800
hahaha

if you didn't eat catshit op you'd be fine

shame you're such a fucking idiot and/or scatophile

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holy shit

I grew up with a cat shitting in the house and now I jerk off all day to cuck porn

can I fucking sue someone? this is fucking bullshit!!

>>2196800
>buying a dog
Get a dog from a shelter, you fag

>>2196802
I've only had cats my whole life, and find them very entertaining, but I've been thinking about getting a dog. How different are they in relation to you? Are you better friends with the dog or the cat, or do you just pet whoever is closet to you?

>>2196800
>toxoplasmosis
>incurable
Pick one cuck.

>>2196800
they only get the toxo if they're outdoors alot. indoors only cats are fine

>>2196806
dogs are way more expressive and affectionate, but higher maintenance.

>>2196808
Hang yourself if you keep a cat indoor for more than a month

>>2196806
Dogs grow on you, if you are one of those who despise dogs you'll love them, but they are higher maintenance. I was always one of those guys who wanted my cat to be very lovey in your face, unfortunately they are quite independent. Expect lot's of walks, barking, and an excited attitude. Had a maltese and springer.

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>>2196801
>you in chamber
>gas in chamber

choose both, faggot

>>2196806
>Doesn't know dogs are man's bestest and loyalist friend.

Muslim detected.

>>2196804
>I grew up with a cat shitting in the house and now I jerk off all day to cuck porn
i mean this from the bottom of my heart, if you blame a fucking cat for jerking off to cuck porn you're lost as fuck senpai lmao

>>2196800
>tfw got a dog instead
>tfw still have several other health issues to contend with

ok

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>>2196806
cats are the pet equivalent of jerking off and dogs are like fucking a 10/10 supermodel that deeply loves you and wants your babies

dogs are actual social animals with a soul. cats are just selfish niggers.

>>2196800

nothin personnel

>>2196816
yeah this, I found out my cat gets fed by and crashes at half the neighbourhood, mind you I live in a small wooded town.

felt pretty cucked lmao

>>2196810
well normally I would agree with you but one of my cats is afraid to go outside.

Cats are for women and faggots, unless they ate outdoor only for catching mice and snakes

>>2196802
>letting a cat live with you that kills vermin and shits outside

That's how you actually get these bacterial and parasitic infections from cats you dumbshit

and sorry you live in a dump that actually has vermin and shits outside. Try joining the 1st world sometime.

>>2196818
cats are still cool but dogs are like family members

>>2196809
Yea, that's what I'm afraid of. I like that I can just buy some mechanic that feeds it in potions, and then I'm off for a weeks vacation. It won't talk to me the first few days after I'm home, but he gets around.

Dogs however, is like a baby you don't want when you wanna go out. You have to think about it and take responsibility for it

>>2196816
Cats love their owners, I know it, and it's been scientifically proven

>>2196819
Are there other cats living in the neighborhood?

>>2196821
I live innawoods. there are poisonous snakes and rats living in the wild.

I don't like the suburbian way of life.

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>>2196800
try to not lick their asshole and you should be fine.

>>2196823
yeah, having my 15 year old dog die was worse than burying 4 grandparents combined.

*if it is not kept indoors*

>>2196825
That might be difficult for OP, being the way he is.

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>>2196800
>toxoplasmosis
what does this do to you, asking for a friend

>>2196825
basically these guys are filthy and either can't wash their hands or are retarded and eat shit

>>2196800
Awww I love my little Catler overlords.

>>2196829
Make you love cats.

>>2196800
... if you have a compromised immune system.
Seriously, don't let your cat outside and you won't have a problem with toxo.

>>2196829
crazy cat lady syndrome

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>>2196832
oh

>>2196800
Gas yourself kike.
t. CIDF

>>2196833
>don't let your cat outside
Why isn't this considered animal cruelty?

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>>2196821
Village life is best life.

>>2196837
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/cruelty?s=ts

>>2196800
>incurable
actually thats been curable for decades. people in 3rd world countries die from it because they dont have proper medical care

also cats can only carry the disease if they have eaten a wild rodent who carries it.

>>2196839
it's cruel

>>2196832
oh thank god
I grew up with cats all my life and I fucking hate cats

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>>2196835

>>2196810
Kill yourself for letting an introducted species into the local environment and wreaking havoc on native fauna including species of at risk song birds.

Outdoor cats are refugee tier

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>>2196800

Americans are the vermin of earth, Die with your rage!

> France has largest cases of this syndrome in humans

>>2196805
>buying a shelter mutt
lol no thanks, purebreds are way better behavied, healthier and overall just more pleasant to be around.

>>2196840
Yeah, the part that makes you go blind is only bad if you have a weak immune system. That's not the problem. The problem is that there are DOZENS of peer-reviewed studies directly linking exposure to toxoplasmosis (even if it is in its entirely dormant state which is what it will be if you contract it while healthy) to reduced grey matter in the brain and schizophrenia among other mental illnesses. And that has no cure or removal method.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/

People who can't make a cat obedient like a dog are virgin dog owners.

>>2196844
t. pitbull owner

all the cucks I know are cat owners

>>2196844
Everything that dies to the housecat deserves its death.

>>2196850
All the race mixers I know are dog owners.

>>2196837
Because giving a domesticated animal free food, shelter and protection from diseasr and predators is their trade off for confined space and breeding.

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>>2196844
>a fucking leaf

if a fucking bird can't flee a terrestrial predator then it deserves to die

>>2196806

Dogs are pretty great, but a bit situational. To get the full benefit, you need to be out innawoods, middle of the night, can't see anything, not worried because your pack of dogs is wandering around and will go fight mode instant they detect something.

The cat is usually out there with us, actually, but he doesn't give any warning.

>>2196816
Plus you can actually fuck a dog or train them to suck your cock

It's easy: stop fucking your cat, perv.

>>2196849
Actually im a cat owner.

>>2196854

If whites get outbred by muds and niggers they deserve to be replaced in western civilization

>>2196855
I wouldn't feel safe without at least 4 dogs around here. I just have one.

do you guys have boars there?

>>2196858
agreed; too bad humans prefer to breed with their own kind despite what /pol/ and MSM keep telling you

>>2196846
My purebred Boxer developed cancer when she was 7 and we had to put her down.

One of my purebred Dobermans suffered from Wobbler disease and eventually lost use of his back legs and had to drag himself around until we put him down. His sister is now 8 and is developing tumors.

My shelter dog, a German Shepherd/Husky mix lived a solid 13 years and was the best dog I ever had.

>>2196856
You forgot your Leaf proxy.

>>2196800
I read somewhere that toxoplasmosis raises testosterone in men but gives women mental illness. probably explains the crazy cat lady thing.

>>2196804
>I grew up with a cat shitting in the house
How the fuck can people fuck up animal education so much, both my cats I currently own are trained to come when I whistle and can perform other simple tricks like laying down on command etc.
You'd have to be an animal-illiterate to fuck up teaching your cat to shit in a box.

>>2196800
Toxoplasmosis increases Testosterone. Not even kidding.

So yeah, thanks to the cute kitty for making me more of a man. Enjoy your soft, estrogen-laced dogs.

>>2196864
All you have to do is pick them up and sit them down into the litterbox.

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>>2196862
Where do you think the leafs got it from?

>>2196852
All the Muslims I know are Jaguar owners.

>>2196863
Guess again, it makes you an edgy /r9k/ autist

>Women with the infection were found to be "more outgoing, friendly, more promiscuous, and are considered more attractive to men compared with non-infected controls."

>"Interestingly, the effect of infection is different between men and women," Dr Boulter writes in the latest issue of Australasian Science magazine.

>"Infected men have lower IQs, achieve a lower level of education and have shorter attention spans. They are also more likely to break rules and take risks, be more independent, more anti-social, suspicious, jealous and morose, and are deemed less attractive to women.

>"On the other hand, infected women tend to be more outgoing, friendly, more promiscuous, and are considered more attractive to men compared with non-infected controls.

http://www.baka.com.au/news/national/parasite-makes-men-dumb-women-sexy/2006/12/26/1166895290973.html

>>2196846
youre wrong on that one friend, purebreads are the most unhealthiest dogs you can buy do to inbreeding.
Do your research before saying anything faggot

don't keep litter box near kitchen
wash your hands after getting poop out of it or cleaning it
wash your hands after handling raw meat

not rocket science

>>2196868
Well then I'm glad that a good portion of those Jaguars eventually turn on their masters.

>>2196800
Will a redpilled haircut cure it

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>>2196872
Without fail.

>>2196907
You fucking nigger! HAHAHAHAH

>>2196869
>http://www.baka.com.au/news/national/parasite-makes-men-dumb-women-sexy/2006/12/26/1166895290973.html
that link doesn't go anywhere. What a read about it is the opposite. it raises men's test and makes them more handsome. The theory is the parasite makes men more attractive so they'll have more sex and infect women with it.

>>2196998
BRB, need to get something from the litter tray

>>2196829
Turns you into a SJW.