>>2194137
>be american
>get shot

>>2194137
>>2194145
both are shit

>>2194145
>german """"""""""humor""""""""""

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>>2194145
>German humor

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>>2194145
>be german
>be sauerkraut

>>2194145
That joke stopped being funny 3 hours after the birth of /bant/

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>>2194258
dont bully him, he has krautism

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>>2194287
it all makes sense now

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>>2194287

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes! Because a house can’t jump.

An old woman drinks whisky for the first time. She thinks for a while, and then says: “Strange, the stuff tastes exactly like the medicine my late husband had to take for twenty years!”

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7!
Doctor: But that’s great!
Patient: But I wake up at 7:30!

My dog used to chase after people on a bike, until I took away his bike.

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>>2194345
More

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>>2194349
This caused me to smile because of poopoo

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>What are you doing there?

>I'm taking a picture of my food for facebook

Are you still here, German anon?

Why do people in Bremen hate Munich?
sauce
bois in cruse ship ( skip to 8:59) at this video said so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCCDLH7PDmE

>>2194446
Everyone hated Munich because it's the rich mans city anf diveball fags hate it for FC Bayern

>>2194571
danke shon

>>2194145
>Be German
>Get ran over
>Get cut up
>explode

What does the japanese scream when he throws the grenade back to the aussie?

BOOMerang

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What's an italian without hands?

mute

>>2194191
>6 months to download winter
stealing this

>>2195936
>>2195912
>>2194571
>>2194388
>>2194354
>>2194349
>>2194345
>>2194318
>>2194209
>>2194145
save-express.de

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>>2195973
I don't get it

>>2196002
i want you to explain it to me, der burgher

why are your shitty jokes only matched by your shitty pants

>>2196037
what?

>>2194137
>German
>Personality

Pick one.

>>2196514
wow uh that was cutting a bit deep

>>2196514
too far man

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>be american
>tip the door for being wide enough to fit through

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>>2196946
ooooooooooooo sweden bringing the heat

>>2194137
your santa claus isn't even real
even wrong name and a ripoff from the original

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>>2196946
>be american
>tip mom for giving birth to you
>tip the fridge for keeping things cold
>clap every time the oven timer rings
>shoot at an hurricane
>get house destroyed by tornado and proceed to clap at dog for surviving
>tip shoelaces
>put cheese on Coke
>put bed sheets on the fridge
>tip prostitute

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>>2196946
>be swede
>top somali immigrants with a harem of your women

>>2198197
>Be spain
>Tip bull for running over you

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>>2196946
>Be famous swede chemist
>Makes nitroglycerin
>Drinks it

>>2194258
>Be bong
>Have no sense of humor
>Get spooned

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>>2194137
This is kind of funny, in a way I cannot describe.

>>2194137
most white burgers are ethnically german. whenever you see a burgershart flag shitting on germans it's a sure sign op is not white

>>2198295
actually later he had a high blood pressure and was treated by doctors with his invention... therefore: yes he drank it.

>>2200017
Nitrates don't help with high blood pressure.

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>>2194145
########rekt

funny posts:
>>2194287

unfunny posts:
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>>2194145
>>2194149
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>>2194191
>>2194209
>>2194258
>>2194287
>>2194302
>>2194312
>>2194318
>>2194345
>>2194349
>>2194354
>>2194382
>>2194388
>>2194446
>>2194571
>>2194993
>>2195738
>>2195844
>>2195912
>>2195936
>>2195953
>>2195973
>>2196002
>>2196037
>>2196052
>>2196535
>>2196590
>>2196946
>>2196969
>>2198063
>>2198197
>>2198259
>>2198288
>>2198295
>>2198302
>>2199603
>>2199761
>>2200017
>>2200401
>>2200412

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>>2200440
>american autism

Immer & mal wieder was feines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY

German music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMxaKC9ybAk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBJOyahnuw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDIr9on8Rhw

>>2200440
>Be giant faggot who deepthroats niggerdicks and replies to every post in a thread

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>>2200618

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All jokes aside, can we just thank Germany for having so many cute amateur camgirls willing to piss on camera. Thank you so much Deutsche.