>normie friends invite me over to smoke weed what should i

> lose inhibitions
> start waving cock around
> get raped in your tight little bunghole

>>2188859
weed

You just feel really relaxed and think everything is hilarious

show boipucci

>>2188863
>that literally has never happened

>>2188866
>this is what will happen


Go try something new OP. Play some vidya, shoot the shit, enjoy a strange new experience. Then post a thread while fried as fuck.

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>>2188863
>> get raped in your tight little bunghole
l-lewd

>>2188882
>>2188866
yea, probably just being autistic, thanks for snapping me back to reality anons

>>2188859
Drugs are for degenerates, lose friends immediately.

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> gateway drug
By tomorrow anon will be sucking cocks for heroin

>>2188961
At least now he has an excuse for all the cock he sucks.

>>2188961
>sucking cocks
sign me up

>>2188961
You have a real fixation, I can hear you breathing heavily at the thought of some skinny nerd turning into a fag through drug addiction

>>2188903
Pot isn't a ""gateway drug"" unless you're ignorant as fuck about drugs or have a severely addictive personality. If you smoke it every day you'll build a tolerance, but only degens burn daily. Smoking weekly/biweekly always worked
for me.

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>>2189006
Well you don't ask amerilard to post boipucci every day without at least a little bit of genuine interest

>>2189006
desu was more just worried about how people get paranoid and shit

>>2188859
If it's your first time expect either nothing or laughter followed by hunger. It's very unusual to hallicunate. Also expect them to pressure you into smoking too much - don't smoke more than you're comfortable with (even if that's none). It's a very mild drug but having too much can be really unpleasant, especially if you get paranoid.

>>2189020
That's actually kind of a thing. I've had a friend of mine we smoked out once, it was his first time, and he got like really quiet because he was stoned off his ass. Some people get a little bit awkward but it's not a big deal if your friends are chill, they've had their first time as well they know how it is

>>2189032
>>2189046
well i'll try not to fuck up too much, they're pretty chill tho so it shouldn't be a problem

>>2189006
Yeah the gateway drug thing is a meme. The real gateway drug is alcohol if anything.

>>2189020
Well, it reacts to everyone differently. Weed is a hallucinogen, a very weak one, but still follows the general rules of set and setting. If you have a good mindset, and are in a chill place with people you like/trust, it's a great time. You're gonna be fine, buddy.

>>2189055
If your friends are trustworthy you'll have a good time. If you're worried though do feel free to pass man.

>>2189056
Honestly alcohol is way, waaay more potent, dangerous, and addictive than pot and has way more negative side effects than weed or shrooms, but you can buy liquor in stores

The anti-weed culture in America is a direct result of tobacco and alcohol industries trying to reduce competition, as well as mid-1900s anti-counterculture politicking.

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I remember my first time, I told my buddy I felt like I was like looking at life through a kaleidoscope. Afterwards he told me I was just blinking really fast

>>2188859
>having friends
>>>/reddit/

>>2189088
One of the first times I got fried was with my one friend at a bonfire outside

It had just rained and the ground was super soft so my chair kept sinking into the ground

Considering we were smoking loud out of a gravity bong, it was my 2nd or 3rd time, and i was drinking too, I thought the ground was swallowing me

>>2189101
Redditors don't have friends, what are you on


They wouldn't fetishize meaningless Internet goodboy points if they did

wish me luck boys, it's go time, i'll probably post another thread or reply to this one later if i don't fall asleep since it is kinda late where i am

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They like you faggot. Grab yourself some life.

t Old enough to be your Dad who is disappointed you are not fucking girls.

>>2189124
Go get 'em son. Remember, one shot of heroin equals roughly five dicks sucked

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>>2188863
>>2188873
>>2188961
>>2189015
>>2189088

>>2189142
> shart in mart

>>2189124
Good fucking shit.

Post a thread with updates on how you're feeling. I always love watching weed cherries get popped

>>2189083
You're preaching to the choir there mate. Always refreshing to hear someone pointing out that it's less dangerous rather than "completely safe and natural and healthier than not smoking it because it cures cancer but big pharma don't want you to know about that" though.

>>2189056
the /real/ gateway drug is music

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>>2189409
> start with some music
> weeks later listen to music hours on end
> yfw it creeps up on you without realizing

holy fuck i have returned and that was fucking great

>>2190276
how'd it go anon
do you like simon & garfunkle now

>>2190276
Details son

>>2190291
>>2190299
basically went to the "smoke spot" of the neighborhood and then went to steak and shake and basically everyone knew we were high as shit, then for some fucking reason walked around a krogers for an hour and i stole a stick of lipstick because i'm an actual kleptomaniac

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>>2190314
wat

sounds about right

>>2190320
our waiter pretty much knew we were high because when we went to sit down all of us fucking slipped and fell on the same wet spot on the ground and were laughing our asses off

>>2188859
Take small hits and enjoy.