>be Canadian or australian >so irrelevant that you sucked

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>>2179808
>be american

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>>2179827
>be Australian
>have dick too big to put in gf

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>>2179844
>Be American
>Be cool with your fellow Anglos online

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> be amerilard
> likely get btfo'd by superior shitposting
> get the massive ass pains
> make thread

>>2179844
>be australian
>get skin cancer from blistering sun
lmao

good thread

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>Portugal

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>>2179880
>Be American
>Have to get prescription for sunscreen
>Get skin cancer because your doctor wouldn't give you one
>Have to pay gazillions of dollars in medical bills
>Fucking die
lmao

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>>2179808
this is your women american

>>2179878
>be belgium
>get Schlieffen'd!

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>>2179918

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>>2179904
>be australian
>get into a war with literal fucking birds
>have lewis machine guns to fight them off
>still fail even though you were supposed to win
>tfw as an american you will never have to face this embarrassment
>tfw the worst thing foreigners can get us for is losing against poor farmer chinks
>but atleast it wasn't fucking birds lmao

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>>2179950
>Be American
>Be so mad about 'Nam that you keep bringing up the emu war as if it was a failure
>Don't get bored and send your cops with machine guns to kill 50,000 birds for shits and giggles
>Just give your civillians machine guns to shoot each other instead

Sorry.

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>>2179950
>blocks your path

>>2179931
you all did pretty well against germany, one of the greatest army powers of the time, considering it took them quite awhile to overpower your country

bretty gud fighting skills

>>2179984
i surrender, bruce, you have truly cucked me in the bants

>>2179808
>be superior glorious Canadian or Australian/NZ
>ancestors moved from GB to start a new life, building up great nations without all the natural resources and luck the 13 colonies had
>have morals and intelligence so leave the commonwealth peacefully

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>>2180049
>be British
>not have big cocks like Australians
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>2180039
I'm not much of an expert in historic shit but I imagine there's a reason Ypres pulls so much tourism each year

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>>2180039
GGWP mate

>>2180061
they're poofters who were meant to be fucked, it's why they're low test with small peeners