This is why you shouldn't come here. Normally big spiders

>>2177253

Spiders are just biological robots.

Don't trigger the bite protocol and you'll be fine.

Not as scary as drop bears

>>2177265
You'll usually survive a drop bear attack, with half your face missing.

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This is why you shouldn't come here.

Normally small spoons are harmless, but this extremely sharp knife is big enough to cut you through your heavy raincoat. Its edge is like a dagger and it's fucking huge.

Here in Bongland, we have evolved an immunity somewhat, so we have a half hour to get to a doctor, but tourists drop dead in just a few minutes.

The Sharp Assualt Spoon; Google It Faggots.

>>2177253
I remember one of these aggressive motherfuckers chasing me around my backyard as a kid. I generally like spiders but Funnelwebs can get fucked.

>>2177284
It's not the spoon that kills you, it's the aids blood from the drug user who stabs you with it.

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This little psycho WILL peck your eyes out in spring.

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>>2177253
not as bad as the asseater spider that hasn't reached Australia yet?

>>2177398
Know how I know it's not deadly? It doesn't exist in Australia.

>>2177415
it's not deadly but it climbs in people's asses and lives there for about 8 months

>>2177420
So that's why you brits walk around with buttplugs all day?

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benis

>>2177424
not many people know about it because nobody wants to believe there is a spider in their ass. so they discreetly by buttplugs to see if the rumors are true instead of going for medical help

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This is why you shouldn't come here.

Normally big spiders are harmless, but this highly venomous spider is big enough to nip you through your heavy boot. Its pincers are like daggers and it's fucking huge.

Here in Straya, we have evolved an immunity somewhat, so we have a half hour to get to a doctor, but tourists drop dead in just a few minutes.

Funnel Web Spider; Google It Faggots.

>>2177265
10/10 I learned something new today

>>2177465
Glad to hear I've done something to be helpful, I really think you're the bee's knees Belgium keep being awesome

I've got a couple of tarantulas, pretty sure I can handle a funnel web.

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This is the world's second deadliest snake.

It curls up in the shape of a horse poo and waits for unsuspecting prey (you) to walk on by. Highly aggressive and WILL chase you. It's faster than you, it has more stamina than you, and it enjoys killing things.

>>2177253
WTF I hate Australia now!

>>2177500
WTF I hate Rammstein now.

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This is why you shouldn't come here.

Normally big gopniks are harmless, but this highly aggresive Sebastian is big enough to nip you through your wallet.
Its fists are like british bread and it's fucking huge.

Here in Poland, we have evolved an immunity somewhat, so we have a half hour to get to a doctor, but tourists drop dead in just few minutes.

Sebastian Gałecki; Google It Faggots

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This is Australia's biggest joke of a fish.

It looks mean, but it only kills people by accident, and its bite is about as strong as ours.

By all means, be afraid of our oceans, but not because of these cucks. Fear the rays.

>>2177558
Sharks are sweethearts. Rays aren't too bad, but they're flighty and shanked based Steve. I spend more time worried about the venomous shit, like the jellyfish, octopi, stonefish, bullrout, seasnakes and all that jazz.

>>2177568
Don't forget the deadly shellfish. No only can they kill you, they are also horrifying. They haunt me in my dreams every night, and I haven't even been in the water long enough to get stung.

>>2177262
We have a few that are actively aggressive. They tend to be the most venomous as well

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This is why you shouldn't come here.

Normally big neckbeards are harmless, but this highly agile otaku is quick enough to nip you through your heavy amour. Its katana is like a dagger and it's fucking huge.

Here in Murica, we have evolved an immunity somewhat, so we have a a thousand dollars to get to a doctor, but tourists drop dead in just a few minutes.

Anime Otaku; Google It Faggots.

>>2177580
That one looks strangely thin for an Amerifat. I don't doubt your claims that it can outmaneuvre you in the slightest.

>>2177453
Dumb burger cooy pasted to make a burger version then forgot to change the words

God clearly used Australia as a dump for his failed creations, that perfectly explains why there are so many weird-looking and venomous creatures there.

Why do you fags still live there? It's a literal hazard zone.

>>2177588
Beaches, mate.

>>2177588
It's a perfect neet den, because it has built-in defense against intruders. When you live here, you know what to avoid.

>>2177592
And fishing spots.

>>2177629
Fuck yes. Going for a fishing trip up the top end next month, fucking keen.

>>2177588
>God clearly used Australia as a dump for his failed creations
Funny, that's also what the UK did

>>2177655
Yeah, God saves the Queen quite often, after all.

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>>2177557
Yes, that's "the only" reason not to come to poland

>>2177674
Does Allah save King Salman?

>>2177992
Provably, but I dont know man, I ain't a native.

>>2178009
Are you just another burger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T0IU-MoY2E

Even the birds attack you here. Lucky this fag has a helmet and glasses on.

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>>2177988
are you that butthurt belgian from /pol/ who got his ass kicked by a polack?

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>>2178472
> implying I'd ever visit the literal asshole of the internet

>>2177388
theses things are actually massive cunts. they dont feint like other cunt birds when swooping. they actually hit you and fuck up your day.

>>2178502
Not to mention they LITERALLY AIM FOR THE EYES.

>>2177586
Did you see how fast that one teleported

>>2178803
I see your power level is too low to track his movement.

>>2177265
Waoh! What's that?

>>2177284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

>>2179758
Urban legend that became something we tell the tourists.

Koalas ARE drunk as fuck and they fall out of trees though, so that's probably where it started. A koala will claw your fucking face off if it lands on it.

>>2177588
Ahah, "God", nice joke anon.