>plot So, the prisoners have escaped. They left the home world

>>1853570
>Look around the room, just wanna see what sort of room it is

>episode 4
The anions fight each other brutally. They all almost kill each other. When they were recovering they discover… it… it was all a lie! Those arume bastards! There will be hell to pay! Jason makes a big speech about saving earth and stuff.

>episode 5
The columbian anon fights a random guy with an axe. He rolled trips and billy mays came out! He shot the guy with the axe down like a dog! And he disappears. The anons gather salt for jason to use. But wait… they've all been teleported to the arena again, this time, its empty. Li Ming? What's he doing there! Holy shit he has fire power and is fighting us! He was destroyed, but that was his robot clone. What's next?

>episode 6
Li Ming has been killed. Noob and Jason chase after Riko. A huge battle starts. Arthas tries to talk to Aikko, but aikko seems reserved.

The final episode is NOW.

>>1853581
18
The room is a big dome room, with all these machines. A bunch of arume guards are panicking. One sees you.
"You! You're responsible for this!"
She grabs you, handcuffs you with alien handcuffs, and drags you out of the room. She is taking you down the hall.

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>>1853592
>Tries to Remember the Basics of CQC
''So You're pretty good ya know?''
>Hug her

>>1853609
>Ok.jpe
>Say nothing, just get dragged

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>>1853570
>Wake up

>>1853616
61
Aikko is silent. She doesn't want to say anything. She doesn't know what to do. She looks away.
>>1853619
91
Since the panic was so huge, the guard just drops you and leaves to go find Riko. The arume guards are extremely nervous that their leader is gone. Your handcuffs were somehow weak and break.
>>1853621
12
You wake up from a rude awakening. You are in the middle of a battle between the arume and the humans, inside the prison. A bullet to the shin wakes you up. It wasn't a paralyzer either, it hurts like hell.

>>1853942
>Try to get out of the way of any arume
>Check out these machines

>>1853570
>WAKE UP

>>1853570
>WAKE UP

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>>1853955
Hi cutie

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>>1853942
>Get the hell out of there.

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>>1853971

>>1853942
''Hey let's talk,why are you silent?,Can't we talk for a bit?''
''Your dress is nice''
>Use CHAD Charm
''C-Can't we be a little more Close?''
>Start approaching her

>>1853955
Dubs. You manage to get out of there. You find the machines, they are simulation devices that tap into your brain and make you dream these simulations. It seems to be that this machine has a map of the prison inside it, and you can learn the map by using the machine, lucky for you.
>>1853967
76
You wake up in the big room Riko was in, except she is gone. You were sleeping on her comfy bed. You find a picture of Jason on her desk next to the bed, its black and white.
>>1853968
86
You wake up in the vents of the prison. You can navigate as you wish. Though, don't let the arume hear you go through the vents.
>>1853978
87
You escape. You run and jump out a window and land in the water. You are floating in a lake that surrounds the prison. It seems the arume are afraid of water.
>>1854002
20
"Leave me alone! All of that, it was a simulation! It never happened! I s-shouldn't have agreed to be a part of it! It was a mistake!"

>>1854032
>Learn map
>Look for a way out of wherever we are

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>>1854032
>Swim through the water and get to a safe terrain, try to camoflauge so the arume don't see me.

>>1854032
My meme dream remains unextinguished. I will advance in the LEFT DIRECTION.
Slowly I begin whispering the lyrics to "The Sun Always Shines on TV". They lyrics are so entrancing that my boner shoots forward through my pants and thuds against the vent flooring, sending a loud clattering sound to resonate among the vents.

>>1854032
"What a good rest."
>Peek outside the room and see if anyone is out there

>>1854032
''You can say that as long as you want,but you and me know that very deep in your heart you still like me,i know you do,i would put everything in line for you,you love me,you are just afraid to admit it sweetheart''
>Put my hand on her chin
''You are really a sight for my sore eyes''

>>1854042
24
Unfortunately, the map its low quality and you can only see the directions to the way out.
>>1854048
84
You swim to shore and hide behind bushes. You have no problem not being seen.
>>1854049
94
Luckily, your big boner made noise and no one heard it.
(wtf am i doing responding to him?)
>>1854053
35
You peek outside the door. You see two arume guards speaking to each other: arume x and arume y.
"Where do you think Riko went?" x says.
"Don't know, but I think we left something behind." y says. Arume y looks in your direction and sees you. Oh shit.
>>1854054
45
She continues to stay silent. She won't admit anything as of right now. She is a tough cookie.

>>1854116
>Get out
>Look around to see where I am

>>1854116
My Aryan muscles ripple with supreme power and in a breakneck dash I tumble out of the vents into a random room, my boner so fervently throbbing within my Wehrmacht uniform slacks that I fear it my tear it soon.

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>>1854116
>Try to find an lonely arume so i can get her weapon, try to keep the camoflauge.

>>1854116
"Oh fuck."
>Close and lock the door then search for anything to defend myself or perhaps an exit.
"Come on there has to be something here!"

>>1854116
(Then i shall break her as one)
''You can try as hard as you want to try to deny these feelings for me but i know on the inside you just love me as much as i love you sweetheart''
''Your eyes and your dress is so beautiful,and why do people think your cousin is more prettier? You are a thousand times more beautiful than her''

>>1854124
42
You make your way out. You find yourself in front of a bridge that spans across the prison entrance and the rest of the arume planet. What is under the bridge? Water, lots of water.
>>1854127
72
Your boner doesn't break anything.
>>1854139
93
You find an unsuspecting arume. You knock her out and take her weapon. You do all of this without blowing your cover or revealing your location.
>>1854147
74
You close and lock the door. You turn around and find a revolver. Beats having no weapon. You find an exit, the window Halton broke and jumped out of.
>>1854149
94
Her face is as red as a tomato. She looks at you.
"How could you think that I'm prettier than her. She was always more developed. She was always better than me at everything. She even got Jason..."
You can tell she is upset over not being as good as Riko. Hey, at least she said something, right?

>>1854188
>Grab the revolver and jump out the window.

>>1854188
I scour the room I have entered for some weaponry, general supplies, anything that can assist me in my future endeavours.

>>1854188
''Don't believe what everyone says,Riko can be more developed but she will never have the cute face you have,also i tend to look past people's appearance,you are sweet,cute and loving,all i could wish for in a wife''
''Forget About that weakling Jason,you've got me now''
>Approach Her trying to make her blush

>>1854188
>Start walking down the bridge
>Carefully

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>>1854188
>Carry the arume with me, she can come handy.

>Find the other's -excluiding the boner guy.-

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>>1854313
>she can come in handy

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>>1854335
don't make fun of columbian snake

>>1854197
79
You grab the revolver and jump out. You remember to do a cannonball and splash hard into the river. You survive the splash and now are untouchable by the arume. The arume can't swim and won't try to get you while you're in the river.
>>1854200
Dubs. You find a grenade launcher. Oh yes. You can do some real damage with this baby. The arume will cower in fear when they see you with this.
>>1854222
Trips. Nice. She breaks from her habit of being cold. She gives in. She gives you a tight hug. You were right about the feelings she had. You can feel the well woven silks of her dress move against your skin.
"I'm sorry I was acting so cold. I'm... I'm insecure..."
>>1854230
03
Unfortunately for you, you trip and fall down the stairs of the bridge. You manage to break your arm, and after that, you fall over the side of the bridge and land in the river surrounding the prison.
>>1854313
31
The weapon you obtained was a revolver. Not bad. However; you can't find anyone you know.

>>1854396
''I Understand it my love''
''Shall we marry now?''

>>1854396
"How do yay lie Mr now you pussies?!"
>Gloat,then swim too shore

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>>1854396
>Wake the arume up

>>1854396
>Swim back to land
>Get back on the bridge and carefully walk along it

>>1854396
Stretch open my aryan cockhole and store my rocket launcher there for later use. Venture forth into the next room and try not too make too much noise.

>>1854417
71
She nods.
"Yes, but we have to wait until all of this over. In order to start our future together, we have to get rid of this ugly past."
>>1854420
02
Uh oh. You get cramps all over your body. You sink because you can't float or swim. This looks tough, you need to get out or you'll drown.
>>1854424
42
She wakes up, her eyes barely open.
"H-Huh? W-Who are you?"
Since the sun is in her eyes, she puts her hand over her eyes so she doesn't get blinded.
>>1854428
82
You get back up, with your broken arm. You cross the bridge and make it to the other side. What now?
>>1854430
03
When you put the grenade launcher in your dick, a grenade round explodes and blasts your dick into pieces. R.I.P: your dick. By the way, after this happens, you experience extreme pain, and its so much pain it paralyzes you.

>>1854516
>Find somewhere to rest, like a cave or hut or some shit

>>1854516
God dammit.
Use my aryan regeneration capabilities to grow a stronger, more efficient cock. After all, defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.

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>>1854516
'Stay right there if you want to live, now listen closely. Where is the rest of you'

>Aim at her with my revolver

>>1854516
"How could I forget to look before I leap!?"
>Struggle to swim ashore.

>>1854516
''You're wrong,we need to marry now in order to end this conflict''
''If i Marry you,then i will officially become Emperor,and when i become Emperor I shall end this pointless conflict''
''Let's do it my love,let's end this conflict once and for all''
''We shall marry now at sunset,gather the court and everyone''

>>1854542
'Your squad or people'

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>>1854532
23
You find a bunch of bushes. These are better than nothing. Be careful, these are poison ivy.
Weird how poison ivy manages to get on another planet.
>>1854537
Nope sorry, can't do that. You can manage being dick-less. Besides, you have more grenade rounds.
>>1854542
24
The arume you captured leaps up and snatches the gun out of your hand. She smacks you across the face with the revolver, and kicks you down.
"Now YOU listen to me, human."
She points the gun at you. The tables have turned.
>>1854549
94
You make it out. Nice job, you're alive. Its crazy how you were almost dead. Now what do you do?
>>1854566
Dubs. She realizes you're right. She nods, but doesn't know what to do.
"I've never married a human before..."

>>1854653
Dammit. Whatever.
Venture into the next room, and search for any Arumes I can violently assault with my mighty aryan strength.

>>1854653
>Go find another place, fuck that
>Take note that that is indeed strange

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>>1854653
'Alright, alright. Let me atleast get up lady.'

>Slowly try to get up.

>>1854653
>Try to figure out where the hell I am an check my pockets for anything

>>1854653
''It's fine i will explain what to do''
''First you need to get your most expensive dress,A Wedding dress,you will need to carry flowers,ask the court herbalist to gather the most beautiful that he can find''
''Once you've done that get everyone in the court ready,we will need a priest,tell him to meet us at the palace where the cerimony shall begin''
''We will Need Rings also,Golden Rings With Diamonds on Top of Each one''
''Then we hear the priest do the dialogue and once everything ends we Kiss and we become Emperor and Empress me and you by our side love''
''Now go prepare yourself it should happen in 2 hours''
>Go to the Palace and Look for the stilist
''Put me in one of the best suits you can find,an Emperor Suit''

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>>1854671
17
You assault an arume, but she snatches your grenade launcher and points it at you. She has her finger on the trigger.
"Don't move!"
>>1854672
27
You find a dusty, dirty hole in the ground.
>>1854686
68
She lets you get up slowly. While she points the revolver at you, she seems to have an unstable grip on the revolver.
>>1854694
49
You find yourself in open fields. Wow, this prison is far from any nearby city. You find a knife in your pocket.
>>1854728
She nods. Though, you guys are in a prison, far from any palace or city. You need a vehicle to get there.

>>1854774
>squats

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>>1854774
>Quickly do a CQC to knock her out or atleast disarm her, try to make her learn his lesson.

>>1854774
>Climb into the gomfy hole
>Reminisce of that wonderful chair
>Rest my arm and aching muscles

>>1854774
>Look for a car or a Helicopter
''Get in''
>Wait for her to get in
>Fly until the nearest palace
''I Can't wait to rule alongside you my love''

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>>1854774
A massive stream of blood shoots out of my pelvis and splashes right into her eyes.
I yell "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, SPACETHOT" while flexing my oil-glistened Bavarian biceps. While she is blinded I attempt choking her to death.

once i made my tire armor i go out to the roof stealthily and look for both riko and jason

>>1854774
>Start walking I guess

>>1854794
49
As you squat, you find yourself in the middle of a predicament. The arume are banging at the locked door, locked by Hans. You need to get out of Riko's room or they will break in and kill you. There is a broken window you can jump out of.
>>1854795
59
You successfully disarm her. She falls on her butt and tries to move away from you. She is scared of you.
>>1854797
79
Damn, this hole is gomfy! Its just like the chair!
Memories of the chair start to run through your mind. Man, that good ol' chair.
>>1854798
89
You find Jason's old motorcycle. Damn, the thing is powerful. How'd it get here though? Nevermind, you and Aikko hop in and drive off to a palace. This will take 4 rolls until you make it there.
>>1854800
You squirt blood in an arume's face. All of them scream in disgust and run out. They dropped your grenade launcher.
>>1854816
61
You find both Riko and Jason yelling at each other on top of a building. As you look up, its hard to look, since droplets of rain get in your eyes.
"Jason, why did you leave me?!" Riko says. "We could have ruled earth and mars together!"
"I found out you were crazy as hell." Jason says while cracking his knuckles. "Shouldn't have put my dick in crazy."
>>1854819
91
You walk, but to get to a nearby city, that will be 8 rolls.

>>1854874
TAKE THE GRENADE LAUNCHER AND EXPLODE THOSE FUCKING THOTS

>>1854874
>Pop my head out of the gomfy hole to take a look around, try to get my bearings

>>1854874
>Get there Quick af Using These dubs right here

>>1854874
"Blyat, vhat es this?"
>grab AK and leap out of the window dramatically, aim through the window with AK and wait for the Arumes to break in so I can mow them down

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>>1854874
'Tell me where i can find your leader. Or atleast somebody named 'Arthas', your must know'

>I ask to her.

>>1854874
i go and meet up with them and stand beside jason. i give him a knife and whisper to him "go to the hardware store. there are tires there. make some sort of straitjacket with it, i have a plan."

i after saying that i look for some place that has a lot of water, maybe a pool, or a lake or something. a rec center even works

>>1854882
>>1854874
>Join Gideon in his hole and wait for shit to hit the fan

>>1854874
"Seems like a far journey."
>Turn back to the prison. I might find transport there.

>>1854935
>Gideon grunts at you to welcome you

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>>1854878
87
You fire a grenade at the arume running. You explode 2 of them and their guts splatter all over the walls.
>>1854882
28
You can't find any bearings, but what you do find is Halton talking to an arume.
>>1854888
Trips. So with these trips you skip 2 rolls and now the palace is a roll away. Aikko looks at the sky while holding onto you tightly as you ride the motorcycle.
"What a beautiful sky." she says. "I'm usually inside most of the time, its nice being outside."
>>1854894
49
You jump behind the window. Now the arume burst through the door. As you shoot at them, you miss.
>>1854900
Dubs, she spills the beans.
"He... he is leaving in that direction..."
She points to her left, and you see Arthas riding on his motorcycle with Aikko.
>>1854909
90
Luckily, since this is a rainy day, and your roll was high, you find a big ass puddle of water next to you. Jason backflips off the building to the hardware store.
>>1854945
54
You find no transport. Arthas stole the last vehicle. All the other arume are escaping the prison so they don't get blown up by plooberton.
>>1854935
53
You get in the hole, and it is dusty and quite small, it can only fit one person. Your foot is in Gideon's face.

>>1854977
"Sorry ol chap"
>I get out and dig another hole for myself, then I get in that one instead

>>1854977
>Get out of the hole and walk over to them
>Grunt at them

>>1854977
Assemble their guts and blood to create a makeshift dick which I attach to my pelvis. This time, I won't shove grenade launchers down my dick.
Venture forth and mercilessly slaughter any degenerate astro-thots I see.

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>>1854977
"well riko, let's start." i enter a fighting stance, but first i back up and move to the side so that the puddle is in front of me.

>>1854977
''They Rememeber me of Earth''
>Roll To go there and escape Colombia Wrath

>>1854977
>Try to lure a single arume or arume vehicle to my location by firing a shot.

>>1854977
>shoot the Arumes with my full auto AK-47

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>>1854977
'. . .'

>Pick up the revolver.

'I will spare your life.'

>Sprint to Arthas, and try to shoot him

'TRAITOR!. HOW CAN YOU BETRAY US LIKE THIS!'

>I yell at Arthas

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>>1855026
''AAAAAA''
''I WILL END YOU PERSONALLY''

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>>1854991
19
You dig quite a shitty hole, it is above a sewage pipe. It smells terrible.
>>1854996
>>1855026
The arume notices you both. She is scared beyond belief. She jumps in the river to never be seen again.
>>1855007
70
Nope, still can't make a dick.
Though, you manage to blow up 1 arume.
>>1855009
90
Riko starts running at you and throwing plasma balls at you. Damn, things just escalated.
"Get out of the way! I have business with Jason!"
>>1855016
>>1855026
Halton shoots arthas in the shoulder. Arthas looses control of the motorcycle and flips it over. Aikko ends up getting scratched up by the ground after falling. She's bleeding all over.
>>1855019
91
An arume levitating vehicle floats by you after seeing the shot. The door opens, and the arume in there don't know you're human, they think you're one of them.
>>1855023
32
You keep missing due to your low roll. Maybe its time to jump off and escape?

>>1855091
>throw a lit molotov cocktail in there and escape

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>>1855091
>Nice
>See Halton going crazy
>Go back to my hole and take cover

>>1855091
Eat the dead arumes to gain their strength

>>1855091
>Dig another one, this time one that isnt above a sewage pipe

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>>1855091
"no can do" i dodge. then try to grab and tackle her into the puddle. and since i have rubber armor the electricity shouldn't effect me that much

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>>1855091
'Take care of her, i will wait.'

>Drop the revolver

'I hope you got a ticket for hell you bastard.'

>Prepare myself for the fight.

>>1855091
''WHAT HAVE YOU DONE''
>Approach Aikko
''You are going to be alright''
>Tear off my Shirt and make a bandage to stop her bleeding
''Please Hold on''
>Turn on to Halton
''SO THIS IS HOW IT ENDS HUH?''
''I WILL NEVER LET YOU DEFEAT ME''
>Use my Super Agility to Smack Halton Up,remember to use the Jab

>>1855091
"Ladies."
>Get in and whip out my revolver
"Before you say or do anything I know Aikko. I don't want any hostilities just a ride to the city."

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>>1855103
30
You miss the arume completely, but it distracts them. They put out the fire while you escape and jump into the river.
>>1855107
70
You take cover in that gomfy hole.
>>1855108
80
You start getting stronger. Wow, no one wants to screw with you now.
>>1855111
Trips. Damn. Instead of digging just a hole, you dig an entrance to a huge arsenal full of weapons such as: revolvers, sub-machine guns, banned machine guns, rocket launchers, grenades, all that good stuff. You also find an airship underground. It's from 1945.
>>1855128
82
You tackle her on the puddle with your rubber armor and your theory is proven right. She can't do anything, although, she kicks your side hard and you fall to the right. She gets up and kicks you to the edge, but before you fall, Jason comes up with a raincoat and keeps you from falling.
"Hey baby, like the coat?" Jason says to Riko.
"Ugh, this is not the time," Riko says. "say that when we get back together."
>>1855136
>>1855137
73>63
Arthas slaps Halton so hard across the face he falls over. Damn, that was a hard slap.
>>1855139
93
The arume let you in, but, they watch you closely, since you're a human.
"Don't do anything funny!"

>>1855215

'THIS IS HOW YOU THREATH EVERYBODY NOW ARTHAS?. YOU ARE THE DISGUST OF THIS WORLD.'

>Get up and try to CQC so he falls to the ground. Hit him with my fist while he's down.

>>1855215
>swim through the river and try to find Halton and Arthas

>>1855215
>Hop into Bills hole
>Grab an rpg, a big machine gun and a revolver
>Grunt at >>1855111 Bill as to say 'Nice one mate'

>>1855215
Search for some anti-Arume allies to acquire assistance from.

>>1855215
''AAAAAAAAAAAA''
>ATTACK HALTON

>>1855215
>ayy lmao
>Set up some mgs in my hole as a backup plan in case shit comes my way
>When I'm done, sit back and light smoke, then wait for chaos to ensue

>>1855215
"I won't just drive to the cit-hey is that Aikko over there?"
>Point to the duel in the distance
"Let's watch this go down."

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>>1855241
'THIS IS NOT FOR ME ARTHAS!. THIS IS NOT FOR FAME OR BECAUSE I WANT TO BECOME A HERO, THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE YOU LEFT BEHIND I WON'T ALLOW THIS. NO MORE'

>>1855215
"jason! did you get the strait jacket? if not wrap her up with that raincoat, she will be trapped and won't be able to use her electricity because of the rubber" i try too hold her down in the puddle with my jiu jitsu so if she uses electricity it will hit her because of the water

>>1855267
''DON'T YOU SEE IT YOU FOOL? IT WAS ALL A PLAN ALL ALONG''
''I WAS GONNA ROSE TO EMPEROR JUST TO SHOW,I WOULD GIVE MY POSITION TO NOOB,WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?''

>>1855288
>>1855267
''LET US ALL FORGIVE THIS,EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH DON'T YOU REMEMBER? I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND WE WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR EACHOTHER WE CARED FOR EACHOTHER WE WERE BROTHERS IN ARMS,I WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU,I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO JOIN ME,YOU COULD'VE BEEN RICH,LET US ALL FORGIVE THIS FOR OLD TIMES HALTON,FOR THE OLD TIMES''
>Looks at Aikko
''P-Please S-She needs me''
>Offers a handshake to halton

Also try to get trips to unfuck my shit

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>>1853971
DLET GODDAMIT
Why would you even post that here?

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>>1855222
>>1855254
Halton kicks arthas' ass with trips. Arthas has all of his bones broken. Aikko screams in fear from witnessing the event. Damn, it wasn't even a fight, it was just a beat up.
>>1855234
43
You see arthas getting his ass kicked by halton. Man, thats funny.
>>1855235
>>1855260
Because of the 06, the cave starts to collapse, get in the ship, quick!
>>1855237
You find a bunch of prisoners. They absolutely hate arume. Ab-so-lute-ly.
>>1855261
16
The arume in the cockpit have no idea what they're doing, since they're new. They crash the ship and you get a big bruise on your back.
>>1855270
07
"I'm loosing patience with you, human!" Riko says. She grabs you by the collar and throws you at the empire state building. She jumps forward at you and you both break through the window into an office. Riko starts to punch the crap out of you, and your face is getting buised, broken, and bloody. Jason jumps in and tries to tackle her, but she turns around and kicks him into the wall of the office.
"Any last words, human?" she says, pulling back her hand as it charges with lightning.

>>1855435
>Try to Unbreak my bones

>>1855435
I concentrate all of my newfound strength into pulling the bars apart, and then free these prisoners.

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>>1855435

>Kick him in the head, make him fall unconscious,
Not because i feel like sparing him but because i have to make him learn.

'I hope i don't see your smug face doing funny things to us again.'

>Approach at Aikko and do a favor to Arthas and heal the remaining wounds.

>>1855435
"eh, worse has happened"
>Get in the ship while the dirt and rocks are falling beneath me

>>1855435
>approach Akkio
>stomp on her stomach
"Shut zhe fuck up, cyka"
>look at Halton
"Comrade, who are these people you were fighting? They look like cykas through and through"

>>1855435
"Aggh! Son of a bitch."
>Power through the pain,get out the transport,and try to stop the fuel from going any further.

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>>1855463

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>>1855435
as she is on top of me putting her fist up to punch me i reach up and put my leg around her for a triangle choke. (pic related) in a triangle choke people can not punch you even if they are on top because their posture is broken. it is actually better for the person on the bottom since he can follow up with elbows to the head, and also a choke. hence the name triangle choke. and since i have leg and chest armor it should be good

>>1855463
>With My last remaining force,try to stop Tony from doing this

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>>1855463
'Go easy on her, i will spare his life. Go and rest, my friend. We did enough here.'

>If Arthas somehow still gets near of Tony, Hit him in the face

'I told you to stop.'

>>1855526
''I CAN'T LET HIM ATTACK MY WOMAN LIKE THAT,TELL HIM TO STOP''

>>1855526
"Da, thought she was helping zhe other cyka"
>lay off on stomping her
>>1855533
>roll eyes
"Cyka blyat, is this what I have to deal with?"

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>>1855556

>>1855556
missed
>>1855555

>>1855568
Imagine my Surprise when Kagari Got it again
This shit is so script i don't even bother anymore

>>1855445
Fail. You gotta sit this one out. Can't do anything else for a long time.
>>1855447
74
The prisoners start yelling in triumph and running out, they start tearing the prison up. Jesus, those guys are crazy.
>>1855449
94
You take care of Aikko and her bleeding stops. She isn't scare of you now, since she knows you're nice.
"Why'd you do that to him?!" she says, to you.
>>1855450
05
Oh, but worse is going to happen, my friend. The building collapses ON the ship and it can't move. You're stuck inside.
>>1855463
36
You manage to stomp on the grass instead of her. You're not too sharp today, buddy.
>>1855469
96
You leap out and roll on the ground. Your back hurts, damn, those arume drive like asians.
>>1855497
79
You manage to stop her, but she breaks away. She focuses on Jason instead. She talks to him as he is implanted into the wall. Here is the dialogue:
"Come with me, and we won't have to fight. We can get back together and establish an empire! I don't want anyone else by my side, but you." she says.
"Although I want us to be together, you need to stop being crazy. I don't want an empire, I want this war to end. Its a pain in my ass!" Jason says, while grunting.

>>1855614
Shoot all of them with my grenade launcher and eat their bodies to gain their strength

>>1855614
>Light another cig
"eh, worse has happened"

>>1855614
while her back is to me i rear naked choke her from behind trying to knock her out

>>1855614
"what do ve do vith him?"
>gesture at Arthas with AK

>>1855614
>Keep moving towards Arthas. He must be I'm critical condition from that.

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>>1855614
'You can take care of him, he will explain what is going on'

>I point to an Arthas with broken bones.

'Now, go help him if you wish to.'

>Get near of Arthas and help him with the broken bones, atleast make him go to a safe place.

>>1855614
''Please Lead me to the hospital Aikko i need to go''
>Go to the Hospital and get fixed up

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>>1855652
'We will make him go to a Hospital, i hope he doesn't try to betray us again.'

>I salute the Slav

'Good work my friend.'

>>1855686
"How do we keep him vrom betraying us again? Lock him up?"

>>1855627
72
There are no arume left, they've all escaped from you. But you blow up the wall. Its quite nice outside.
>>1855630
03
The cig explodes. Oho, thats funny. Man, you just can't get a break now can you?
>>1855638
83
You need to keep this consistency 3 times to knock her out. Keep rolling high. Riko is struggling.
"Get off me, you filthy human! Can't you see I'm busy?!"
>>1855659
95
You make it to arthas without any trouble. Man, he is in pain. He can't move anywhere. Looks like he needs help.
>>1855665
56
Aikko is too hurt to actually move either, someone needs to pick you both up and get you to the hospital in the palace.

>>1855714
Hey alright! Bolt outside, escaping from any arume outside, and find any humans possible.

>>1855714
>Whistle for one of the arume from the transport to get here. Then pick up Artha (carefully) and carry him back to the transport.
"You look like shit."

>>1855714
"shhh just sleep" rolling

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>>1855686
'He learned his lesson.'
'Now help me get these two to an Hospital, quick'

>>1855714
>Pick up Arthas

'Let's go Slav friend, Pick up Aikko. We need to find a Hospital'

>Find the nearest Hospital that we can find, Arume or not.

>>1855714
>>1855742
>follow him and take AK with me in case Arume see us

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>>1855714
>As the hot cigarette explodes in my face and chars my skin, I reach for another cigarette and light it
>I crawl through the wreckage of the zeppelin and the building that fell on it while also dodging holes in the earth where the ground collapsed
>I finally get out of all rubble where i continue to smoke my new cigarette
"eh, worse has happened"

>>1855714
>With my last forces i try to Talk to Aikko
''I-I Am S-Sorry i C-Couldn't protect you,i-i am so sorry,when we become married,i Promise N-No one will hurt y-y-you a--again''
>>1855742
''T-Thanks M-My F-Friend,y-you s-showed m-me h-how i-i was w-wrong,I am for-forever in your debt''
''The Boss was right to trust in you''

>>1855729
(scratch that change Arthas to Aikko)

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>>1855724
42
You can't find any humans but the ones up ahead with a motorcycle accident.
>>1855729
92
You make it in the ship and they carry you, arthas, and aikko to the palace hospital.
>>1855738
Roll number 2. You're doing it! You almost got her! Just one more roll! She is getting calmer, and calmer, and... calmer. Jason gets off the wall and dusts himself off.
"Jesus, asbestos is dusty."
>>1855742
>>1855769
>>1855777
You all arrive at the hospital and watch Arthas recover. He recovered fully and is feeling better. He is sitting in the bed, and his medication has a label:
"OXICRACK"

>>1855802
Shoot a fucking grenade at the motorcycle

>>1855770
07
You find a big pile of uranium in the hole too. Oh shit, its at critical mass. It explodes, and you get vaporized and DIE.

>>1855802
rolling

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>>1855802
>Get some rest outside.

>>1855802
>Sit and relax.
"What a tiring ordeal. When will this ever end..."

>>1855802
>Approach Aikko
''Sorry for this,Power has made me go insane,n-now that we are recovered let us go to the palace my love,i want to forget what happened''
>Go to the palace for my marriage
>>1855742
>Turn to Halton
''I Was blind,i saw only power and it drove me mad,but you my friend,you opened my eyes,you made me see the light,i will remember this once i am emperor,shall you desire to serve unto the empire,know that your actions will never be Forgotten,Goodbye My Friend,thanks for opening my eyes, and Thanks for Protecting my wife while i couldn't i will be forever in your debt
>Hug Halton No Homo

>>1855802
"Oxycrack? Vhat ze hell is an Oxycrack?"

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>>1855809
90
You blow up the motorcycle. It makes a good fire. Though, it fills the whole place up with smoke.
>>1855819
91
You did it!
"The... arume... spirit... is.... strong..." she mumbles.
She passes out and collapses. Now, you need to bring her and Jason back to the palace, and they'll sort things out.
>>1855838
83
You take a good rest. You needed it.
>>1855844
Dubs. You two go to the coronation, and the marriage is happening. Since there is no priest, a prisoner is doing the blessings.
"So... uh... I pronounce... what does pronounce mean? I pronounce you... husband and wife." he says, after closing the book.
>>1855853
35
You look at the bottle and find a picture of Billy Mays, you don't know who this is.

>>1855881
>Kiss her
''Now let us build a great empire my love''

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>>1855811
>I'm in the back of my Ford X-100 with Jacqueline, the roof is down and I am unsuspecting
"I told ya, baby, nothing is gonna happen. Look, Dealey Plaza is just ahead!"

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>>1855881

>Go to where the coronation took place.

>Sigh

'Well, is done.'

>>1855881
eat the smoke to gain its strength

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the letter a shows up behind you.
>>1855920

>>1855920
''But this is only possible thanks to this man,Halton ''Old Snake'',He opened my eyes,he made me see what i didn't see,Everyone in this room Kneel To Halton,let he be know as the man Who Changed an Empire and prevented war''
>Approach Halton
>Pull out my sword or staff
''Kneel Please''
>Give him the knight rights
''I Make you Sir Halton,let he be known as the good soul who saved this Empire from more Bloodbath''

>>1855881
"Blyat, looks like an American capitalist"

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>>1855839
93
You relax, and its good. Man, what a long war, Its over.
>>1855903
30
Some leftists kill you, and Donald J. Trump. Oh shit! A man named Leonard Foyle watches television.
"This... this calls for anarchy..." he says.
>>1855920
>>1855929
A ship lands outside the palance. The arume offer to take you back to earth.

>>1855881
first i take my armor off and put it on her as she is unconscious. i make the armor into a straitjacket with the knife i gave jason and the duct tape i took. now she cannot escape and cannot use electricity. i wait for her to wake up.

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>>1855958
forgot pic

>>1855957
Converse further with the arume. Ask her "Why would you do that?" charismatically.

>>1855951
>>1855902
All the arume clap and cheer at this. This is a sign a long and painful war is ending.
>>1855958
She wakes up.
"You... beat me. Why didn't you kill me?"
>>1855970
07
You step on a landmine and your leg blows off.

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>>1855957
>My head explodes like a watermelon after a sniper round from a debatable direction penetrates my skull, pic related

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>>1855957
>Wind down in an Arume bar and get shit faced.

>>1855979
Eat my blown-off leg bits to regrow them.

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>>1855979
"because, well jason likes you. and i need you you for something... teleport us to the palace, to the broadcasting station more specifically. i want to send a message to the world..."

>>1856002
You get drunk as hell, and so do some other arume. One thing leads to another, and you get in an arume orgy.
>>1855998
The anons back at the arume planet have yet to see this event.
>>1856028
She nods. She presses her tongue on one of her teeth, and you, her, and Jason all teleport back to the palace.
"Can you untie/free me so I can speak on broadcast to the Arume?"

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>>1855957
'I am ok staying here, i will stay here, just to watch out for Arthas.'

>I say

>Follow Arthas.

>>1855951
'So what is next?'

>I ask

>>1856044
>turn on the news
>see blorpf assassinated
"Blyat..."

>>1856044
"no can do, just speak like you are now... listen carefully. this is what i want you to say empress riko. you will say that you are resigning from being empress, and i, Noobleone will be your replacement. after i get crowned emperor you and jason will be able to live a happy life together. i will make sure you two do not struggle and will proved you with wealth. if you do not comply then things might have to get ugly."

>>1856044
"Does anyone know where I can find some pretty girls to rap- I mean, seduce?"

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>>1855979
''TODAY A NEW EMPIRE RISES,ONLY POSSIBLE THROUGH HUMAN AND ARUME COOPERATION,WE BUILD THIS EMPIRE THROUGH OUR OWN BLOOD,OUR OWN EFFORT,OUR DETERMINATION,OUR PESERVERANCE,WE HAVE BUILD A NEW EMPIRE AND WE SHALL PIERCE THE STARS AND MAKE THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE BOW TO US,OUR SOCIETY SHALL REMAIN PURE AND SOON WHEN THEY WATCH WHAT WE CREATED,A NEW EMPIRE OF GREATNESS AND OF STRENGTH,OF HONOUR AND JUSTICE.
WE SHALL EXPLORE THE STARS AND WE SHALL COLONIZE MORE PLANETS,THE UNIVERSE WILL BE OURS,THERE WON'T BE A SINGLE PART OF THE UNIVERSE THAT ISN'T YOURS,SO I SAY MY FRIENDS LET US ALLY AND WE WILL ACHIEVE VICTORIES WE DIDN'T EVEN THINK WOULD BE POSSIBLE''
''WE WILL FIGHT AND STRUGGLE FOR OUR PEOPLE AND NEVER TIRE,AND NEVER WEAKEN,AND NEVER LOSE HOPE AND NEVER DESPAIR''
''THIS SHALL BE OUR NEW FLAG
''TODAY THE SKIES OPEN FOR US''

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>>1856093
gay

>>1856057
''Do you Still wish To serve me?''

>>1856044
>Get comfy with my new girls

>>1856093
btw can you make me a senator or some high bureaucrat? i'm pure aryan and served in the former wehrmacht

>>1856113
(Come to the palace and i will see what i can do''

>>1856080
08
The TV blows up. What a shitty TV.
>>1856087
78
She nods and complies. She speaks.
"I, Riko, resign. We have been beaten by the humans and therefore will need a new government, run by the humans. Your emperor will be Noobleone, for now on." she says in her speech. "Can you let me out now?"
Jason looks at you.
"I can handle her, trust me. I've done it before. Don't worry." he says as he unties Riko.
>>1856111
Trips. You have the most unbelievable night of your life. It will be one to remember. You wont get over how good it felt tonight.

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>>1856104
'Sure.'

>>1856044
>Follow Arthas to the Palace

>>1856093
You say that, and everyone listens. Though be weary about noobleone.

>>1856111
>Bust in on the orgy and start drugging arumes, then taking them to private rooms to rape them

>>1856133
''Come on follow me''
>Lead Halton to the armory
''What is your speciality? Stealth? Going heated in combat without stealth? Do you prefer taking enemies on the distance? What is your fighting style halton?''

>>1856116
Alright, cool.

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>>1856158
'You already know me, i am full stealth.'

'CQC comes handy if i get discovered.'

>>1856128
"Holy shit is that Bill Cosby?!"

>>1856176
''For you then i shall give you this pistol''
''She Fires a silenced Shot,You can alternate to Either Kill Or Knockout,she can change forms so you can make it be a plastic bottle,however it only fires in pistol mode,it is perfect for assassination''
''I Shall Give you this Suit also''
''It makes you go invisible for a short period of time,it also dettects the environment alongside you and camouflage you with it,if you're in a forest,it becomes a ghillie suit,this is expensive,try not to lose it''
''And now for the last but not least important i give you this eyepatch''
''It will give you information about wind,time,day,hour,Heart Beatings,Weather and so much more,it even has a map''
''Good Luck,Knight''

>>1856128
"thank you for complying riko."

i look to jason "good luck with your new peaceful life."

i walk off to the throne room to meet rikos old subjects, or now, my subjects

>>1856128
"idi nahui, this TV is shit"

>>1856139
>Approach Aikko
''Shall we Secure our Bloodline in the throne now?''
>Try to blackscreen

>>1856188
"You damn right sonny, now be a lad and help me get this pretty woman I dr- uh, I'm helping to the bed room so she can get some "rest".

>>1856217
"Sure,man. Anything to help my childhood idol."
>Help Cosby take one arume.

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>>1856207
>>1856044

>Pick up the Suit and wear it, wear the eyepatch too, take the pistol.

>Rest

>>1856139
I fire a grenade at Arthas.

>>1856231
"Thanks buddy, you have no idea how much you've helped me... I mean the lady, how much you helped the lady."
>When Hans leaves, I rape the unconscious arume

>>1856258
>You get Executed to death by my guards and the Palace guard
''What a retard''
>>1856254
''Serve the Empire in the shadows Halton,you are the True Hero''

>>1856139
>Approach Aikko
''Now that we finished everything let's go off to some fun''
>Take her clothes off
>Start Kissing her madly
>Hug her tight
>Blackscreen with her
>>1856288
''Traitors die in shame''

>>1856301
this post oozes gay

And so, the gruesome, long, psychological war between the arume and humans has come to an end. The sun of a doomsday has set, and the sunrise of a peaceful day has rose. The arume, an all powerful alien civilization of females only, was bested by a group of men with guns and whits. The men gave the arume an opportunity to integrate with them, and the arume became one with the human race. It is the true marriage of two races. The blood on every face of arume and men in the universe can be cleaned now. This strikes the end of "Arume Survival", and a start of "Arume Thrival".

>>1856347
So what's the plot of Arume Thrival?

>>1856351
its not a series, just a saying

>>1856357
gay

>>1856347

i get sheila transported here. when i see her we fugg in the emperors chambers. "i finally lost my virginity" i say out loud like an autist.


i go out and make an announcement to my people.

"we have finally achieved peace between arume and humans! now we have another enemy to fight! the jews! we cannot live in peace while those rats scurry around in the shadows! we will exterminate them like the rodents they are! as Joseph Goebbels once said 'one day our patience will run dry and the jews will have their lying, dirty mouths stuffed!' now citizens of Nooblears! do you believe in your emperor? do you believe in the power of Nooblears? HAIL VICTORY!"

>>1856398
Amen Brüder

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>>1856398
YEAH BOI
AND THEN WE KILL THOSE OTAKUS AND WEEBS AS WELL