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What's /bant/'s worst irrational fear?

I would never get on a boat, I hate the beach/ocean. Seafood however is pretty good.
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Tbh, the biggest fear for any person is getting over an addiction
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camel spiders. fuck camel spiders.
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>>1469863
Having a cheating wife.

And I am even not married.
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People understanding who I actually am.

Like learning the weird shit I do.

I would be mortified.
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>>1469887
What about sepsis?
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>>1469863
Same here Aussie
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High places
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>>1469894
Same fear as you
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>>1469863
Ever since I was a kid I've been afraid of sticking my arm out the window of a moving car, not because of hitting something, but because I always feel like my hand is going to get shot.

American problems.
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>>1469863
Can't stand birds. They scare the shit outta me.
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>>1469894
That too. Though they would be more mortified and scared than me on knowing my inner dark side of me.

>>1469896
Our trains stations are more safer than yours, let that sink in like bodies of those dead Belgians did in the ground.
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>>1469863
orca whales are scary as fuck
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>>1469915
I loath reptiles.
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>>1469918
"dark side"

Scared to tell your family you shit on non-designated shitting streets?
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Things that are supposed to look human but aren't. It gets worse the more realistic they get.
>>1469883
But anon, they're so harmless and cute!
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I always leave my door ajar or bring my room key anywhere I go, even to the toilets. I've been locked out of my house before. Shit was bad
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>>1469929
oh fuck not this again
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>>1469923
It's very inappropriate to call your mother that.

>>1469928
No, that I have very sick fetishes (Masochism and Scat aren't my thing - before you ask - I am not a German) or about my strong urge to kill or fight.
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>>1469883
A common lizard (a gekko like thing) once crawled in my powered breathing mask hose. It came out into my mask and was all over my face when I was sanding my boat. It was a bit of a tremor.

I have heard Aussie huntsman spiders can do the same when I told this story in one woodworking forum there.
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>>1469863
Becoming such an anti-social that your existence is wiped out of the memories of everybody you had ever contact with.
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>>1469914
>but because I always feel like my hand is going to get shot.
sorry america but i laughed like a motherfucker. know that i feel genuinely bad about it
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>>1469942
Wait, are you the same anon from that creepy videos thread a while ago?
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>>1469967
possibly, i posted something about hating camel spiders in a thread similar to this one maybe a week or two ago, can't remember the exact thread. i signed every post with a variation on "fuck camel spiders"
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>>1469918
> im14andthisisdeep
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>>1469981
I would take a Camel Spider over a Lizard Spider anyday.
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>>1469994
i'd rather not know, thanks. if there's worse out there, it's probably best to go on believing that most nope it gets is camel spiders
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>>1469986
Did you just post a subreddit?
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police.
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>>1469929
That my friend is the uncanny valley, the point where an object attempting to look human doesn't cross the line making it look human, and just looks fucking wierd
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>>1469986
>Calling a 24 yr old 14
No wonder you let those ISIS militants in Europe as adolescents

>>1470001
It depends, if its a camel with spider legs then its pretty harmless and way more efficient.

If its a Camel sized spider with camel legs then we may have a little problem.
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>>1469863
everything with more than 6 legs and roaches.

also speaking in front of a big audience

I cry sometimes at night to the tought that one of how bad would I feel if some of my close relatives die.


Im also afraid of having shit on my pants and walking on public without noticing it, so I go check my ass to the bathroom every 20 mins
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>>1470012
post pics
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>>1470018
it's a type of spider, i don't know the latin name. they're closer to scorpions than spiders, so i hear. only about 2 feet long
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>>1469918
>let that sink in like bodies of those dead Belgians did in the ground.

Jesus Poo, are you okay? Do you need to talk?
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>>1469981
I remember you
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>>1470036
Dad was a sniper in Iraq and Afghanistan. He said they would crawl on top of the sand on the tarp he was hiding under or just wait next to him. He hated those fuckers
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>>1469981
are you a vet?
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>>1469863

vomiting
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I went to New Brunswick province twice with my family, which borders the Atlantic ocean.... I couldnt swim further than the point where the water met my waistline. I saw some dumbass local normies swimming in the sea as if sharks or jellyfish that could shock them and drown them didnt exist. Bravery truly is a function of stupidity, really makes you think.
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>>1470054
yooo

>>1470066
nah mate, just a bloke with a disproportionately large irrational fear of camel spiders.
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>>1469883
yeah, those things are fucking terrifying
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>>1469863
Dogs . One bit my ass when i was little so this is where it came from
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>>1470087
any other things of you that are disproportionately large?
what are you wearing?
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>>1470098
this is pretty rational, dogs can be fucking dangerous man
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>>1469981
Yeah I think I might have said they're cute that time too
>>1470018
No, it's an actual thing, they're called solifugae, they're aracnids but not actually spiders, closer to scorpions really
>>1470012
I don't know, it's not even that they look weird, cause
I can't stand dolls either, especially talking ones
Used to cry because of mannequins at the mall, when I was a kid
They scared the shit out of me
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>>1470102
everything i've got is slightly smaller than average, m8
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>>1470023
>also speaking in front of a big audience
Been there done that.
It feels like your legs are having a massive earthquake and you have lost your voice which ends you up sounding like you are yelling. But I somehow managed it by pretending I am a good speaker.

>>1470111
>>1470036
Oh, we have Red Scorpions or King Cobras or These motherfuckers (pic related).

>>1470052
That may be helpful
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>>1470087
Are those fuckers common where you live?
>>1470098
I will never understand this one, only a Rottweiler is a little bit scary
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>>1470111
yeah i remember you, too. i said it before but i'll say it again: mad props to you for actually liking those things. you're a better man than i
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>>1470023
I have the same problem where i think that ive shit myself, despite my ass always being very clean when i go to check.
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>Worst rational fear
Scorpions. They're fucking horrifying.

>Worst irrational fear
Shoddy claymation.
Think Lee Hardcastle's work for example. It's just the way they move where it's ALMOST human-like, uncanny valley and whatnot.
Shit gives me the heebiest of jeebies.
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>>1470074

not even joking, either. i'd rather eat a bathtub of live camel spiders if it meant i'd no longer be able to vomit
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>>1470133
jesus christ
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>>1470127
Scorpions are sneaky bastards. Cut their tales when you catch one.
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Aliens.. with big black eyes,large grey heads and small bodies
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>>1469863
Fucking lobsters, my dad used to chase me around our apartment with big lobsters when i was a kid because it would mortally terrify me.
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>>1470143
>catch one
Fuck that noise, I ain't touching one of those abominations against God and science.

However I've heard that they go fucking bonkers and start stinging themselves when they come into contact with alcohol.
Can anyone confirm?
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>>1470171
Talk about alcohol and scorpions. In Germany you can buy a wodka with a real scorpion in it. After you finish the bottle you can eat the thing. However it's fucking disgusting. It's sorta spicy
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>>1470163
Holy fucking christ that's horrible
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going to throw out a friend's one. it was dragonflies. I thought she was joking so I set her wallpaper to a dragonfly and when she saw it she started sobbing.
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>>1470171
That's a myth, you will be wasting your alcohol.
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>>1470195
>Holy fucking christ that's horrible
Anon, are you an only child?
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>>1470198
Kek. We used to call dragonflies "Helicopters" in school. It was fun playing with them.
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I always fear having something on my face. I always check my nose if there's a booger hanging out.
Or constantly checking the fly of my pants
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>>1470193
I never understood scorpions as a delicacy. Is the exoskeleton solid or is it soft like a soft-shell crab?

>>1470211
Ah Hell, that's unfortunate.
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>>1470215
No lobsters are ugly
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Myself. Sometimes when i'm driving down a stretch of motorway with no barriers or standing near a ledge, I start thinking shit like 'what would happen if I just fucked all the shit up right here'. I don't know if I will always be able to hold myself back. Maybe one time I will swerve into oncoming traffic without thinking.
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>>1470228
Oh I did not eat it. My brother and a friend ate that shit
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>>1470116
>red scorpions
They're one of the most venomous species of scorpions, right?
Do they get near urban areas?
>>1470120
Well, to be fair, I might be a little biased.
Camel spiders really are qt if you compare them with other shit I've had to deal with/handle during lab hours
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As a kid I was seriously afraid of bridges and crossing bridges. I didn't trust them at all. One time I almost started crying when I had to walk over a bridge
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>>1470228
We usually have scorpions either in Thar Desert or in Jungles. Nobody goes to the jungles except Tribals and Villagers who know how to deal with them, and its advised to wear boots and cover your body to avoid them in deserts and to save yourself from heat.
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>>1470234
Eh they're alright as far as shellfish go.

Now giant isopods, they're the ones you should shoulder your rifle for.

SIDENOTE, I'M SITTING IN MY CAR AT THE MOMENT AND A GIANT FUCKING BUG LANDED ON MY CHEST AS I WAS TYPING THIS. DAMN NEAR GAVE ME A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE OF THIS GODDAMN THREAD.
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>>1470256
Fuck, are those things the same as these motherfuckers just in XXL?
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>>1470245
>They're one of the most venomous species of scorpions, right?
Yes

>Do they get near urban areas?
Well my city doesn't have snakes or scorpions. The red scorpions are usually in Thar Desert, My dad was from there. He had seen a lot of them.
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>>1470234
Yes, i hate it when people hold them up to show their undersides

pic related is my worst nightmare
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>>1470250
>Cover your body to sace yourself from the heat.
See, that's something I've never understood about you fucks from sandland.
>It's hot, better put on a blanket
I'm sure it works, but it just seems counterintuitive.

>>1470266
Pillbugs? Yup yup.
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>>1469863
Oh yes.
I have one hug fear.
It's worse than all my others.
I rarely tell anyone.
But.
The thought of one thing.
Scares me to death.
A pajeet shitting on MY street.
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>>1470277
>Pillbugs? Yup yup.
Fuck. I wouldn't even squash a giant one with a hammer because I'd stay the fuck away
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>>1470273
It's the thought of them contracting their arms and kinda "grabbing" you, isn't it?

Shit jimmies my rustles too.

>>1470287
Apparently they're totally harmless. Then again they might as well breath fire and spit acid based on how fucking malicious they look.
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>>1470273
god
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Waking a day with dementia and go to work thinking I'm in grade school without pants.
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>>1470277
Sun can burn your skin in desert, plus the hot winds can make you sick and cause diarrhea which will result in more loss of water which can be deadly in a desert.

White is preferred as its absorbs the least amount of heat, cotton retains the most water that's why cotton is preferred, covering yourself helps in reducing the evaporation of your body sweat which leads to wet cloths which leads to colder body temperature.

Its basic elementary science.
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>>1470163
Kek
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>>1470163
Lobster are cool though anon. (And tasty as well.)
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>>1470277
Arabs wear black cloth because it doesnt absorb light (like bright colors do), therefore it allows your body to absorb minimal heat from the sun.
And because the cloth is thin, it doesnt insulate that much body heat
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>>1470287
Pillbugs are cute though.
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>>1470342
Idiot Arabs wear white, Black absorbs the most heat, white absorbs the least, You got reversed.
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>>1470349
I don't mind them. But as soon as they are as big as a fucking cat I nope the fuck out
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>>1470321
See I understand the science behind it, but I wonder how that would compare to just throwing on shorts and a wife beater and slathering up with sunscreen.

>>1470342
>black clothe doesn't absorb light
Are you sure? I think you've got it backwards.
Lighter colors reflect more light which reflects most of the heat absorption, right?
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>>1470143
>Cut their tales when you catch one.
Is this how you guys play with them?
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>>1470349
Seconded.
Rollie polies are cute.
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>>1469863
I'm fucking terrified of flowers even though I know they're harmless.
22 years ago I walked in on my parents watching some cheap horror movie where flowers were eating people.
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>>1470362
>>1470354
Sorry im sorta retarded
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>>1470362
Exposing your body to 50 degree Celsius/ 122 degree Fahrenheit and strong hot winds that have the same temperature too.

>>1470369
Only the kids, adults know not to mess with them.

>>1470404
kek
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>>1470389
>22 years ago I walked in on my parents watching some cheap horror movie where flowers were eating people.
i might actually have seen that movie too
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>>1470389
I remember sneaking into my older brother's room while he and his buddies were watching "The Cube" when I was about 5.
There was a line in the movie like, "Do you think the government built this?" and for some time I was convinced the government was out to enslave us.

20 YEARS LATER I REALIZED IT WAS TRUE HAR HAR HAR TOPICAL HUMOR.
But seriously, that line fucked up my understanding of what exactly the Amrrican government does.
Kinda like when you watch porn when you're too young to comprehend what you're looking at.
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>>1470193
>scorpion
>not cobra
If you're descending to madness, go all the way down.
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>>1470428
Fucking why
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>>1470389
>>1470419
Was it Troll 2?
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>>1469863
I hate ladders.
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>>1470428
always wanted to have a swig of that hooch
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>>1470436
nope, the plants were the main feature. i can't find a single thing about what i was talking about unfortunately
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>>1470449
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls070221357/
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>>1469863
I get this deja-vu feeling sometime, I have seen this topic appear on 4chan a few times and I wish to know more
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>>1470456
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>>1470436
No this was an actual horror movie where giant planets eating and dismembering people was the entire plot.
Shit fucking scarred me and as a child and halfway into my teens I was legitimately afraid to go near flowers because I thought they'd extend out, close their petals in and bite me.

Even as a 27 year old man, I know flowers are fucking harmless but I still get the chills whenever I see them, I fucking jumped this morning when I was mowing my lawn and a chopped dandelion head landed on my shoulder
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>>1470465
and it wasn't a single monster, it was lots of them and they were basically large moving stalks attacking a white wooden house?

and (i think) eventually they burned them all?
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>>1470239
thats not irrational!
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I've always been scared of big things!
especially
>big statues
>cruise ships
>big waves
>satellite dishes
>empty swimming pools
>carnival swing rides
>those water storage things that are on the streets
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Im scared of driving near cliffs, not becaue im bad at driving but because just driving off with everyone in the car is so fucking tempting sometimes
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>>1470703
that's interesting, can you think of a specific event that caused it? (there could easily not be one as well)
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>>1469907
This
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Some dream I have had every once in a while since I was a kid is being left too die on a time limit. The settings varies but those dreams I usually dont forget about them, things like left on a trapped room with my family or strangers and knowing that on a moment I or the ones I love would be hurt but Im left trapped undefensless and theres usually nothing I can do on those situations. It fills me with a deep sorrow and regret feelings while I wait for the moment to happen.
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>>1470458
P O O
O
O
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I fear a sorta cyberpunk future in which everything is connected to the internet including our cyber augmented selves and we cannot escape it, and we're all controlled by the big corporations.
Also recluse spiders because I could get killed or at least severely fucked by one literally right now, or worse yet, during my sleep. No matter how much I clean up my room I know the little fuckers are still around.
Also the police knocking on my door and asking to look at my anime little girl pics.
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>>1470715
no, I can't. I've had this fear for as long as I can remember
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>>1470761
why would the police do that
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