Canada is Québec, New Brunskwick, Newfoudland, Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island. Nearly all canadian culture comes from Québec alone. Fuck every province west of Québec. You guys are nothing but shitty America-lite. All your canadian culture is our french canadian culture. If it wasn't for us, you would have no identity besides muh Alberta oil. I hope you get annexed and can finally become our own country. All provinces east of us are welcome to join, you guys are cool.
>>1378166
This Canadian knows what's up. Sick and tired of Canadians claiming to be pure 100% anglo. Be proud of your French culture for fucks sake
>>1378166
agreed desu even alberta is basically a less interesting version of middle america, and BC is just imported hippies and chink holding companies
PEI has a weird flag
>>1378166
NS here, I'm in. Quebec is based
>>1378166
>be from Quebec
>have the most annoying accent known to man
>complain about everything
>offer nothing to Canada
>be from Quebec
>>1378166
>Be me
>Newfoundlander that actually has a job
>Everyone around me getting government jobs working 10hrs a week
>They're making more money and living better than I ever will
I want out of this nightmare
>tfw inherited my parents North Vancouver house
>tfw sold it
>tfw never have to work again
lmao you poorfag frenchies are jelly af
>Be from Queerbec
>Be from Queerbec
>>1378203
I'm not ashamed of it but fuck Quebec. It's just French dickheads for kilometres.
>>1380729
*miles
>>1380755
I think we should just straight up give Quebec to America, on one condition.
> America has to carpet bomb the fucking province flat.
We will hold the borders while you get er done. Not one survivor. Then it's yours america.
>>1380779
FREEDOM PLUS areas in red
Quebec
Ask not what Canada can do for you, ask what you can do for Canada.
> stand still while America slaughters the fuck out of you.
Ribbit
Quebec here
Fuck my province
>>1380884
Can I get the uncut gif my dude
>>1380788
>Be the next prime minister (not Trudeau because that cunt doesn't do shit)
>Stock up on nuclear weapons
>Place them in Quebec
>Let Quebec separate from Canada
>Don't move the nukes
>Just make them unusable somehow
>Say "Quebec is now a threat to the rest of the world"
>Rally support for Canada
>Create anti-Quebec propaganda
>Go to war with Quebec
>Quebec attempts to launch nukes
>Their pitiful army is crushed by their enemies
>Canada claims Quebec's land
>Gives most everything else to countries that supported Canada in the war in a meaningful way
>Rename Quebec to Canada's Pussy in order to humiliate them
>They never try separating again
Any french west from Manitoba is a liberal cuck.
Long live the dream of louis riel
Literally all Canadians know that BC is the only real Canada.
>>1381033
real canada is Scotland
>>1381003
Muh dude, you got my vote already.
> Quebec has no respect.
They get the most money, and contribute the least to the economy. They treat the rest of us like shit, and want to separate.
What the Fuck is that shit?
What did Canada do to Quebec?
How would they even support themselves?
Alberta and Saskatchewan are the only real Canada
>>1381045
Yeahh, I wish Quebec was burning not BC.
Mfw Quebec will still get more money then BC
>>1381045
That face when French and Saskatchewan
Basically conservitive french
>>1381058
>be quebec
>contribute nothing but complaining
>get highest equalization payments
Really bonks the noggin
>>1381045
But you're not white enough.
>>1381075
Yea i'm white... totally not a half breed or anything.
>>1381075
sweetie...
>>1381084
those numbers dont look so bad to me
>>1381093
Of course they don't look bad.
To you.
>>1381084
Just a reminder that in provinces
>Saskatchewan
>Manitba
>North
>Labrador
>NB
>PEI
The native populations are pretty much the non white ones. Asians are the rest
>>1381108
Kek
>>1378166
Identity and culture does not pay the bills faggot. Get real. We pump the Oil, We sell the Oil. We give you the money as equalization payments. You do fuck all. And you know fuck all.
> implying you know fuck all about anything
Perhaps you should take some lessons before opening your mouth
>>1381119
post more leafgirl
>>1378166
If you anglos are so high and mighty and can get by fine without us, what's the big deal if we split for Canada? Every time we have a referendum you anglo cucks lobby like assholes for No.
>>1378166
>shitty America-lite
Still better than Quebec.
>>1381633
How will Quebec support themselves? Who will they sell too, who will they buy from. It's fucking pointless to separate.
Also
What about the land? Who's land is that? It's the queen and countries
> let's just give them all this land
You come up with enough cash to buy Quebec from Canada, then we talk.
Quebec is Garbage
>>1379198
>sold it
why not rent it?
>>1382547
>tfw toronto
>>1382547
didn't mean to reply
sorry for my filthy toronto reply
>>1382581
sorry for what?
Newfoundland isn't Canadian. We don't want to be associated with your meme country. We're nothing like the rest of Canada, completely different people and completely different culture.
>>1382645
nevermind anon
>>1382679
come on b'y we love you
>>1382679
AYS DA BYYY DAT BUILDS DA BOAT AND AYS DA BYYY DAT SAYYYYYLS ARR AYS DA BYYY DAT CATCHED DEM FISH AND TAKESEM HOOOLM TA LYYYZER
Stay the fuck out of Alberta
>>1381416
ok, so i wanna emigrate to canada, i probably will have my engineering title next year, how to move in and where?
ive heard of people migrating, but is usually for menial and seasonal jobs, thats not what im looking for
>>1382730
If you have a degree you can probably get a work visa type deal I think
>>1382730
Contact a bunch of employers anon
>>1382771
Alberta,, Oil.
>>1382771
I think the maritimes in general are lacking in jobs
Alberta would be good, as would ontario or BC for work
>>1378166
Quebec is nice desu. Feels authentic when touring. Anywhere west is Asia lite 2.0