RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

>>1149632
one nothing wrong with me

>>1149632
two nothing wrong with me

>>1149637
>gotcha, chinese toon boy
what are those so called - what are their names again, Evans? - yeah, "lolis"? Are they based on real american underage citizens?

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>>1149674
youll quit investigating if you want to live

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>>1149701
>mfw injustice has been served

I'll take one green ID please.

>>1149632

i mean i'm already probably on the Homeland Security watchlist for my high school graduation project, but ok

Three nothings wrong with me

>>1149632
kill yourself

>>1149632

roll lol

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>>1150203
RIP IN PIECES SALTY TURDSTAR

>>1149766
what did you do

also roll

>>1150275

let me greentext it

>be me, senior in HS
>graduation project is required, and it has to be somehow related to your junior paper
>paper was on network security
>have a brilliant idea
>build an EMP-proof fabric that you can simply attach to your electronics, and it'll shield it against semi-powerful EMPs
>talk with my project mentor on it
>he's a computer engineer at Coca-Cola that used to work for the state government
>he says we can totally do it, we have the supplies and the money
>create a blueprint for the fabric
>basically a 1/16 in. fabric made of copper, nanosilver, and cotton
>put that aside for now
>plan a prototype for the generator
>after all, we have to test the fabric against something
>of course it was more advanced, but it was basically three car batteries, a board, a transformer, some condensers, and two modified cavity magnetrons
>total supplies cost: ~$120

let me cont.

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rolé

>>1150405

>about to build it
>mom has the idea that we should contact local police before testing it in the field we were going to use it at
>we go to the sheriff's office
>they refer us to the chief of the bomb squad for info
>the guy is a marine veteran, he's also pretty huge
>ask him if it's ok to test it in the field provided we use radiation shielding to vulnerable areas
>show him the blueprints
>"Yeah, it doesn't seem like it could really do anything too bad, especially with protection in place. I'll refer you to my man in Homeland Security, he'll talk to you about this soon."
>do some research, find the number for my local agency
>ask if i could talk to someone about the project, after all it's for the greater good in the end
>they said they'd get back to me soon

will cont.

>>1150455

cont.

>be in school
>around 11 AM
>accounting class
>counselor comes in my classroom
>hands me a note, says i need to talk to the vice principal
>wondering wtf i did wrong
>go to his office
>tells me to sit down, someone is coming in in like 5 mins. they're currently talking to my principal
>we talk about my senior project
>tells me how cool it is
>i tell him what it's going to be for
>"i plan on selling the fabric to the private and government cybersecurity sector to protect against electronic warfare attacks towards the USA"
>he's pretty amazed
>the guy comes in, pretty redneck looking dude. beard, orange cap, camo hunting jacket, blue jeans
>he talks to me
>"hello, anon! just wanted to interview you on you project i heard about"
>he pulls out his badge
>Homeland Security Special Agent
>holy fuck

cont.

R-R-R-RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

Rolle

>>1150538

cont.

>he hands me his card, tells me if I have any further questions after the interview to contact him
>he tells me he's already talked about this to my English teacher and principal
>he'd like to hear about my project from the source
>somehow remain calm physically
>freaking out inside
>talk to him about the purpose of my project
>he thinks it's pretty neat
>we talk about the device i was going to build
>tell him that unless i use it for malicious intent, it's perfectly legal to build
>ask him if i am allowed to test it in an open area with proper protection
>he smiles
>he tells me how dangerous this is
>"first of all, the modifications you'll be making with the magnetrons has like a 90% possibility of releasing radioactive material in the area. assuming you have protection for this, it's still extremely dangerous to be working with that amount of electricity."
>we discuss it further
>i bring up again that i have a project alt plan, but i really have my heart set on this
>everyone in the room agrees that this project has lots of potential, but it's dangerous nonetheless
>i ask him again if it's legal
>"There's not really any solid federal restrictions on the use of EMP devices (mostly because lots of devices naturally give of weak EMPs), so i won't tell you if you can do it or not, that's up to you, because it's technically legal. However, you'll be charged with any damages caused by the device".
>he reminds me that although the device is powerful enough to bypass military-grade EMP protection, and that my fabric can potentially protect devices against this, it still has a range of about 2 miles, even with protection

cont.

>>1150659

cont.

>upon hearing this, the VP tells me that the school will no longer condone this project
>holding back tears on the inside, i've been working on this for 4 months
>the agent asks me what my alt project was
>"Creating a virus, and testing it against my own computers, then creating a protective measure to prevent the virus."
>i tell him it's perfectly legal, because it's on my own devices
>he asks me if i even know how to do that
>"Of course! I'm extremely proficient in computers, and have even been reporting cyber issues in the county school system."
>he tells me that's a felony
>"Actually, i was given written permission by the IT director at the school i'm at, as well as approval from the county IT director."
>he's visibly stunned
>he asks me what i've found so far
>i pull up a real-time list of all the usernames, emails, passwords, home addresses, names, and payroll directories of all high school staff
>he tells me to delete that info
>tell him i can't, it's on the network, and that deleting it also deletes it for the admin staff
>tell him that i already reported the bug, and that we're getting sidetracked
>the agent asks the VP if he approves of the project

cont.

>>1150735

cont.

>the VP approves
>the agent approves
>i approve
>the VP does some quick paperwork, and officially changes my project
>the agent leaves, reminding me to keep it legal, and contact him for any questions
>the VP and i are stunned
>he mumbles something and i get sent back to class
>by now it's like 12 PM
>English class
>the teacher pulls me out of the classroom
>tells me that this is the craziest thing that's happened in her teaching career
>asks if my project topic is confirmed
>i tell her yes
>we continue with class

cont.

>>1150767

>fast forward to May
>project presentation day
>bring in my server, monitoring laptop, and controlling laptop
>the server is the victim, the ML is to monitor network activity, and the CL is for controlling the virus
>do my slideshow for the judges
>set up the demonstration
>before i begin, i tell them one thing:
>"What I'm about to show you is proof that anyone can do this to your computer. Even people like you."
>set the ML where i am
>set the CL in front of Judge 1
>set up the server (it was a laptop) for Judge 3
>Judge 2 is just watching
>show them how to use it
>tell them that once i press the "Start" icon that Judge 1 will have complete control of every aspect of Judge 3's laptop
>begin

cont.

ah fuck

>>1150804

cont.

>Judge 1 is having a blast, despite having minimal tech knowledge
>force ejecting the CD drive, hiding the cursor, making a strobe gif the wallpaper, etc.
>Judges 2 and 3 are in awe
>time to put the icing on the cake
>"Just a reminder that this virus affects EVERY version of Windows, and bypasses firewalls/AV systems that aren't modified against the attack."
>Judge 2 whispers "oh my lord"
>end the demo
>remind them to stay safe online, change your passwords every now and again, and tell them never to underestimate anyone
>dismissed, go home

cont.

>>1150851

cont.

>fast forward to a week later
>got one of the highest project grades in my class
>the same day i receive a letter from my dream college
>i'm in

>fast forward to graduation day
>people announcing scholarships and shit
>about to fall asleep, ignoring just about everyone up there
>hear one guy come to the stage
>average looking dude
>he's talking about how he created this award for those that don't get noticed much, and that he was sick of the same people winning multiple awards
>says he'd like to give this cash award to the one guy in my class that never had really good grades, but proved that he had potential
>wonder if it was one of my friends
>"This outstanding gentleman is now going to Montreat College to study... oh wow... CYBERSECURITY"
>oh shit
>"Cool name, too. Come up here, Anon!"
>in shock
>go up to the stage
>shake his hand, get a wad of 20s
>thank him
>go to my seat, count the cash
>about $500
>not much compared to the guy that got a $120k scholarship, but still extremely grateful
>someone here other than family believed in me
>holy fuck

and that's the story how mistakes can turn into miracles