>be me
>virgin, single, 39
>not looking
>depressed as fuck
>workout and lift weights to kill time
>plays Guild Wars 2 and World of Warcraft
>don't drink booze or do drugs
>no friends; anti-social
>>1123306
Why exactly did you post this
>>1123306
>be me 5 minutes ago
>masturbating
>near climax
>accidentally click on a tab that had a picture of bog bros
>too late now
>ejaculate at the sight of igors and grichkas perfect faces
Is masturbating to Bogdanoffs the final form of the Bog pill
>>1123306
>>1123330
Wtf I keep seeing these guys every minute. Who the FUCK are they???
Can someone give me a quick rundown
>>1123306
are you selling your body to old men?
>be me
>black
>no friends
>no Gf
>no contact with family
>virgin
>broke
>low iq(127)
>only people I converse with on andaily basis are the /pol/ discords
>they call me a filthy nigger and want me banned
>>1123364
Based Tyrone. I bet you voted for Trump too
>>1123306
>be me
>married, father, 34
>ok looking
>happy as a dog with two dicks
>work hard, spend downtime with the family
>play the odd game but too busy to ever really get bored or bother with MMOs
>occasionally drink booze and do drugs
>a few close friends; drifted away from the rest because they're boring
Get it together anon.
>>1123386
And I deeply regret it. All those times debating normalfags with confidence just to get BTFO'd later on down the line
>>1123348
Some say they secretly rule the world.
Some say they are the masters of time and space.
Some even say they are just a ploy, and aren't even real.
We may never truly know...
>>1123306
That pepe just looks like a regular-sized pepe within a muscle suit
also I really need to start working out again
>>1123306
better than doing drugs I guess
t. pot smoking degenerate
>>1123306
dude you've almost got your '10 years a wizard' badge, just stick it out until then.
Hire a hooker
>>1123537
>checks ID
>std
Yes, you really are a degenerate
>>1123348
>>1123306
Well, At least you do workout.
In the Western world, If you have good health care, I think DILF taste people will love you.
>>1123587
Honestly I'd rather be a degenerate than a virgin
>t. nonvirgin
>>1123392
Normie.
>>1123348
>>1123463
>>1123609
I got you
If you're /fit/ and charismatic, you can definitely find a GF.
Start smoking weed or drinking maybe, anon.