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https://xhamster.com/videos/ooops-7 066745 Wait for it...

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Wait for it...
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>>745516180
hue. that was worth the 5 seconds.
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>>745516180
That's why anal sex is disgusting, man or woman. Fucking degenerates.
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>>745516180
Kek
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>>745516180
That sound.
(((thwoup-FTHWAUPH)))
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>>745516180
I lol'd pretty hard.
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>>745516275
Only the dumbest fucking women don't empty their bowels beforehand when they know they're going to be taking it up the butt.
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>>745516409
You are putting your dick where shit comes from... Sorry if your gf has a loose vag, sucks to be you/her.
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>>745516275
>That's why anal sex is disgusting, man or woman. Fucking degenerates.
Never fucked an girl in the ass = never know real fun. Not only does it feel a little better but u know the girl is complete yours and willing to do anything for you.
Anal shower and nothing can go shitty, fucking pleb
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That's a classic right there, my god.
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>>745516509
>but u know the girl is complete yours and willing to do anything for you.
This. It doesn't even feel any better, it's just so much sexier though.
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>>745516509
I have done it a few times with a previous gf. It was fucking disgusting and I only did it because I was young and would try new things. So I do know what it feels like. It doesn't take away the fact that your dick is going where someone else shits from.
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>>745516438
I wasn't arguing with you, just stating a general fact. Most vapid porn stars know enough to purge themselves up there if they're gonna be doing an anal scene. Personally, I prefer vag.
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>>745516180
lol the look on her face is priceless
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>>745516628
If you saw the full contents of what had been coming out of her vagina just 24 hours before you had sex on a few occasions, you probably wouldn't have been putting it there either I guess?
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>>745516180

What come out of pusy
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>>745516409
What about spur-of-the-moment anal sex?
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>>745516628
Use a fucking rubber, problem solved. Stop being a faggot.
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>>745516726
Vaginas are designed for dick, anuses are not.
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>>745516750
Still nasty. Plus anuses smell, all of them. You are fucking a shithole, so the whole area will smell like shit. Scatfags in this thread sicken me.
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>>745516894
>the whole area will smell like shit
ok, you got a point there. I personally don't like scat even remotely.
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what a shit
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>>745517188
At least she gave a shit...
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>>745516894
Poop is nasty, but girl butts smell good.
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>>745516180
I bet someone offered to tip her a lot for that turd.
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>>745516894
im sorry for you, that you girls cant wash their asses.
If she uses shampoo and a flannel (towel for shower), then her ass smells like the rest of her body.
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>>745516180
THIS MUST BECOME A GIF! MY TRIPS DEMAND!
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>>745516180

I would eat that chunk.
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>>745517497
skin =/= anus. You will be sticking your dick into a literal shit factory.
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>>745516180
9/10 for release
8/10 for trajectory
4/10 for distance
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>>745517541
i'll do it. brb.
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>>745518199
99 dubs of godly anon!
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>>745517541
delivered.
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>>745518464
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>>745518464
May this forever live on.
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>>745518464
>not thoroughly douching before going on cam

Amature
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lurk more newfags
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>>745520130
>lurk more newfags
Holy shit, the turd even spoke.
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>>745518464
>cam sluts
>professional
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>>745516438
Man the fuck up. Hot asses are meant to be fucked
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>>745516509
Or it means she's just a filthy whore
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>>745516894
Crap son don't you know how to clean yourself? Next if you would stop fucking the nasty crack sluts it would help.
>>745516180
Also that baby gape then shit was funny. Would destroy her little butthole.
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>>745516726
Not at all. To quote Tracy Morgan, "I love discharge. Discharge is the special sauce on the big mac motherfucker. And I love it when I pull my dick out and it looks like a murder weapon."

Even an off-smelling vagina is more appealing than farts/shit.
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>>745520388
Okay, faggot. Go fuck your best friend's ass too while you're at it, since it is normal and all.
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What a cannon
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>>745520633
>thinking anuses are clean
>they are 24/7 shit factories
>thinks his is clean
You really believe what you are spewing? Because it is all shit, just like what you are fucking whenever you fuck any anus. No matter how "clean" you think it is.
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>>745520662
Good Kek, the amount of sheer BUTT hurt in this thread..................................................
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>>745520769
Probably from all of the scat fags who think butt fucking is normal.
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>>745520723
Well, the process for porn is more difficult than most people are willing to go through. Multiple enemas, including one just before the scene. No eating for 24+ hours before the shoot. There's really very little bacteria left in them, let alone poop, which can be dangerous if they don't do the proper aftercare.

Now, just having her take a shit, and then a shower? That's gnarly.
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>>745521114
>large intestine
>very little bacteria
Anuses are full of bacteria 24/7, there is no such thing as a "clean" anus. You can remove the chunks of shit, but that's all that happens in the anus so there is no "cleaning" it of the bacteria and traces of shit left behind.
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>>745521306
Didn't read the part about multiple enemas, did you? I know it's not sterile, but it's certainly no dirtier than any other piece of skin that has had poop on it, and been washed off. It's just an environment which is conducive to bacterial reproduction when left alone.

People are born with sterile intestines, btw.
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>>745521306
i love how people probably well above their teen years still speculate on basic anatomy just if they were in grade school.
the lower part of the colon is where water gets absorbed from your shit to make it more stable for excretion. the Rectum is basically a container with natural lubrication for storage and forming of the shit. ofcourse it has bacteria like every other part of your body but if properly cleaned the species that life there anre not the same found in the upper gastrointestinal trackt...
No body gives a shit if you like it or not or what your fucking morality is saying to you.

the asshole is a valid erogenous zone , known and used even by monkeys.

it sucks to be yourself and have this huge taboo for a fucking part of your own body .... for fuck sake ... stupid damn kids
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>>745516438
You sound like you got a dick up your ass
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>>745522095
see
>>745522224
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>>745522095
I'm sure they have never had a chance yet to touch an ass. When the time comes they will freak out go face first into ass. Y
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>>745522446
I already said in a previous post I have had anal sex with a previous gf many times. So you are wrong.
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im glad my gfs vag is tight as fuck
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>>745522785
Exactly. Only guys with slutty/used up gf's need to have anal sex. That or they love tight anuses because it reminds them of a child.
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>>745523061
either that or they just have thin or small dicks.
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>whiny voice
"I only have sex with my girlfriend missionary style because seeing her anus is grodeee..."
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>>745523316
>thinking that shoving things up your anus is normal
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>>745523194
>>745523061
>>745522785
either that or you you thinks someone cares if you fuck in the ass or not.
.or your gf dosn't let you
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>>745523316
i like seeing my girls bhole, but no way would i put my dick in it. that shit is waaaaay to fuckin tight that it hurts me to put it in there. i'll stick to my gfs tight vagina for at least the next 20 years. maybe she'll stay tight forever. who needs children?
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>>745523624
you you
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>>745523624
>when you post in a thread without reading the full conversation
Never change /b/
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>>745522222 nice
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>>745523624
that or anal sex just doesnt appeal to me? so what? some of us just dont have an interest in anal that's why its in its own category on porn sites.

but seriously... maybe have your girl start doing kegals or look into male enhancement to get a thicker dick.
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Anyone got that classic webm of that brazilian camwhore spreading her ass cheeks and a tape worm flies out of her ass?
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>>745521306
your large intestine alone has up to 1lb of bacteria in it
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>>745518006
+23,000 Credits
+165 Science
+25 Reputation
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>>745516180
I wonder how long she let it sit there after it landed.
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>>745518464
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3..2...1 Fire.
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>>745524316
I hope it landed on her laptop keyboard.
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>>745524551
looked to solid to cause any real damage
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>>745518464
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>>745524551
Or the floor, and her dog ran over and gobbled it down.
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Fly away poopbird.
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>>745524513
kek
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>>745524014
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>>745518464

can you do a gif where the turd is falling out over and over without her flinching?
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oh god no, not poop!

like we've never seen our own shit before.
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>>745518464
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>>745518464
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>>745524881
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>Ellie knows that when she is alone in her room and decides to masturbate, that it's unacceptable to dildo her anus with her hairbrush to see how far she can shoot her turds
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>>745525104
>>745525121
>>745525210
And faggots on here try to say anal sex is normal and "clean"
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>>745525282
Women literally bleed, discharge, and have yeast infections and you faggots try say vaginal sex is normal and clean
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>>745525359
Vaginas can be clean though, anuses cannot.
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>>745525396
whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>745525359
We've evolved to expect that, resulting in it being healthy. We have not evolved to eat shit and slosh our cocks around in colons. As such faggots are absolute plague-factories. Like 3 in 100 people are assfucking faggots according to the CDC, but they make up around two thirds of new HIV diagnoses. Fucking vile, hurry up and die.
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Never understood anal tbh. Why would you put your dick into a hole where shit comes out when the pussy is right there.
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>>745525396
anal is tighter and you can cum inside. also hurtful moans are hot.
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>>745525584
Mental illness, pedophilia, and child abuse following into adulthood
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>>745525624
Why not fuck a kid or a dog then? Or try getting a gf your age that isn't a loosey goosey slut.
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>>745525633
>>745525656
>doesn't like something legal
>WHY DON'T YOU FUCK A KID OR A DOG OR KILL SOMEONE?

lol. logic, not even once.
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>>745525656
>Why not fuck a kid or a dog then?

Cause its illegal as fuck, you retard.
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>>745525732
>puts dick into anus
>wants to talk about logic
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>>745525753
So you admit you would, if it were legal/socially acceptable. At least you can admit it, unlike >>745525732
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>>745525755
good comeback, almost caught me off guard! LOL
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>>745525755
>>745525794
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>>745525906
It's time to stop fucking shitholes.
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>>745525906
XD h3 FUNNY
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>>745525825
See anon, you are capable of seeing the truth. Now join the cult of not getting shit on your dick like a degenerate faggot!
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>>745525965
Did you know piss comes from the dickhole, and girls eats old piss, cum and balls-sweat? Same shit, deal with it, nigger.
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no andy sixx posters? wow
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>>745526377
I don't know about you but I wash my dick every day.
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>>745526377
>comparing external sexual genitalia to the inside of you anus
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>>745526610
comparing excrement u fuckwad
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>>745526524
I bet your mom is proud of you.

>>745526610
Yes I do you cunt.
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>>745526717
Either way, piss is sterile, shit is not. You can drink piss if you really want to, eating shit will make you sick and spread disease.

There is nothing normal or clean about anal, get over it.
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>>745525559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYdcvRe7ox8

this is what we have evolved from
i know it doesn't fit in your safespace christian or muslim morality but this is how nature made us
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>>745526825
You're not even trying at this point. Just admit you're a fag.
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It wasn't too long ago that in England, you'd be hanged for being a shitfucking faggot. In your parents' lifetimes, it was still illegal in England, typically punishable by way of imprisonment. It's fucking disgusting, you're retarded, mentally ill and probably dangerously physically unwell too because you insist on covering yourself in, and eating, human shit.
You're supposed to wash your hands after shitting.
Mentally ill disease factories.
We need a homocaust.
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>>745526942
Never, cunt.
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>>745526845
So what? That's not what we currently are.
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>>745525559
again pls dont start talking about evolution and bacteria and anatomy with your rudimentary knowledge on either of those
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>>745527108
Why not?
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>>745526004
hHAhaAHahHAHahAH xDDDDDDD MEMESSS haha :D
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>>745527287
nice samefaging
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>>745527287
>>745526004
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>>745526979
that's why victorian literature is riddled with all sorts of sexual perversions and acts of taboo, right?
>or De Sade, Fanny Hill, "the Maid's Prayer", "the secret life of a victorian gentlemen", Josephine Mutzenbacher", Casanova...... and many many more

you really believe you are living in the "ass fucking times" and we are going to hell for it.

OMG, kid. where do I start? People have fucked in the ass for ass long as there were asses. ask your grandparents they probably had their plenty of ass fucking in their youth.

>homocaust ....
awesome
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>>745516509
>u know the girl is complete yours and willing to do anything for you.

well, mine does anal instead of blowing me, so you got that wrong.
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>>745527497
>it's inconceivable to me that it's abnormal to have someone shit all over you
Faggots.
Hopefully the HIV2.0 they're no doubt about to spawn any day now, will kill much more swiftly.
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>>745527666
im not talking about shit or scat you disgusting fuck,
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>>745520723
feminine penis and clean assholes are life
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>>745527923
Your life maybe. Enjoy the communal AIDS!
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>>745527923
ever heard of an enema.... look it up
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>>745528035
>thinking enema's are "clean" and not just removal of larger shit chunks
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Can we just get back to the turd shooting out of the camwhore's ass? It's much more entertaining.
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>>745525732
Sodomy is actually still illegal in a hell of a lot of places. Even in some states in the US. It's just not enforced in most places.
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>>745527923
I hope you die in extreme pain, I really do
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>>745528388
fuck off Hitler
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>>745528475
No. Stop killing innocent people by spreading horrific diseases. It's not society's fault that you're mentally ill
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>>745528131
it is exactly that you moron
the slime ur rectum produces cleans the rest

this is what an ass looks like from the inside after irrigation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rectum-2016-12.jpg
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>>745528659

Is this how you convince yourself it is "clean", "safe", and "normal"?
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>>745528607
I just had sex with your mom though
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>>745528659
>It's clean because it looks clean
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>>745528760
that doesn't have anything to do with what I consider normal or clean
I'm just showing this to give you an example that it is somewhat safe and it won't kill you and it is a widely spread act of sexuality.

>>745528854
it is clean because the mucus is sterile and makes it clean
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>>745528892
>faggots actually believe this shit
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>>745528854
>>745528760
did you watch the movie about sexuality in the animal kingdom... are you going to argue now that that isn't ""normal"" too
>>745526845

and to you >>745527057

>what we currently are ...
I though we were talking about whats natural or not and not about taboos in society and religion
... look closely how the monkeys are having buttsex and try to convince me

>it's not what we currently are ..
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>>745529022
>animal kingdom
As far as I'm aware we're not wild animals.
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>>745529116
no, we're somewhat domesticated animals
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>>745529022
You can whine and flail around crying all you like, but you can't argue with the CDC. You are a fucking plague, you're dangerous, disgusting and mentally unstable. Plus you fuckheads cost me like half an hour daily, hiding your 4 trillion shit-eating/faggot general threads. Die.
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>>745529161
Oh boy, one of these guys.
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>>745529161
>monkeys eat shit, therefore so should I
Kys
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>>745529231
There's always one.
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You're all being so anal about this shit.....
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All you need.
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>>745529223
Lol I'm glad you have to come here and see balls cock and asshole everyday hahahahaha faggot
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ever since /pol opened the whole board is full of pretend moralfags and traditionalist forever virgins
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>>745529231
>oh look,
one of those idiots whose about to start telling me evolution is just a theory, KYS
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>>745529364
You are now aware that all faggots are virgins. Shoving your dick up some moron's asshole is no more sex, than fucking a dog in the eye.
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>>745516180
Could she in theory have kept reloading it back into her ass and shooting it out again?
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>>745529606
Huh. So only dick-in-pussy counts?
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>>745529258
>monkeys are stupid compared to us
but their behaviour follows the same rules as ours... and even such behaviour always has a logical answer

im no monkey expert and cannot elaborate the significance of eating shit in monkey biology , but it doesn't sound that much different than scratching ur balls and smelling your fingers or picking your nose...maybe inherent curiosity that is so typical for both our species

and in both species sexual pleasure not always has a reproductive goal
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>>745518464

>literally jumps out
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>>745520769

Okay, that was kind of a shitty joke.
I mean, I'm not trying to be an asshole about it or anything...
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>>745530019
>scratching balls and picking nose are the same as eating shit
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>>745530019
>thinking we are monkeys
For someone who is pro evolution you sure as shit don't know jack about it!
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>>745524014
Someone should deliver I want to see it for scientific reasons.
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>>745529606
>how to be aware that they are virgins
.. just take a close look how they write about women , their ideals are so distant from any form of real life.
they want a white christian blonde girl who is a saint and in the mean time is a 10/10 loli who is totally obedient to the patriarch but in the same time loves him whitout question, who should be kind and nice but at the same time not a neo-nazi and a good mother. they should be goddesses at sex but only lust it for reproduction...
this and their stupid notion that "wife the girl" has any power to make the above happen is how I can tell its all pure fiction , worse than "white knights-mylady-fedora-wearers"
that and the taboo of anal just to keep it ""traditional""
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>>745530451
Efukt
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>>745524719

>SHITTED.COM
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>>745530273
and smelling your fingers or your farts ... ever done that ... well congrats ur no better than a monkey eating shit cause it is the same behaviour
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>>745530451
https://efukt.com/20719_Earthworm_Jim.html
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>>745530669
see >>745530273 again
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>>745530694
>Earthworm_Jim

kek
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>>745530336
yes you idiot, higher apes (derogatorily called "monkeys" in the thread) are physiologically , behaviourally and socially-wise the closest species to ourselves.
they serve as a model for our more primitive steps of evolution. we learn from them about our past
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>>745530669
>smelling your fingers or farts
Who the fuck does this and thinks it's normal?
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>>745531019
People who think eating and fucking shit is normal apparently.
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>>745531095
That's such a specific example though
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>>745530708
omg , you are laughing but im closer to the truth than you are . a thing that both those actions share

>eating of shit
>smelling your fingers after scratching your balls

is that they carry the same orgasmic component (as it is known in neuropsychology) that makes those rather seemingly illogical actions into a valid behavioural pattern.,.maybe as some form of masturbation...
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>>745530694
I thought it was meant to be a fly though
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>>745531019
literally everyone in private ...

are you now going to tell me, you don't pee in the shower too?
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>>745531563
Fucking degenerate
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>>745531728
fuck, is /b/ the new 9gag.......
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>>745516628
Go be a mormon somewhere else please
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So, licking female ass is out of the question too?
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>>745532554
Only fags eat ass
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>>745516180
KEK
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>>745523464
this
God destroyed entire citiies of these sort of lowly animals
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Gf was kind enough to douche herself for me. Proceed to handle business, on the first pull out watery shit quiets out all over my white sheets. Forget how none of it got on me. She was obilivious to it all. Invited her to a shower and continued with missionary.
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>>745533370
Squirts**
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>>745531444
>orgasmic component
that aside i don't think fecal matter is the same as ballbag gunk, yknow since ones shit, and the others just dry skin
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>>745522095
see
>>745522258
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>>745534168
ballbag gunk comes from merocrine sweaty glands and apocrine smelly glands all over special zones of your body like the junk, ass and armpits... literally the places that produce pheromones in mammals
... they are supposed to be infested by beneficial bacteria that feed on that mostly protein and sugar secretion that help keep foreign species away and play a role in smell production and propagation in order to be made recognisable by other mammals.
... as is the beneficial bacteria in the stool (that keeps pathogens away and metabolises certain vitamins and longer sugar chains- like VitK which is vital for coagulation and homoeostasis)
... shit mostly consists of that bacterial mass, unmetabolisable cellulose residues, and various nitrogen containing proteins and dead GI cells + the gases those bacteria produce + end products of bile secretions and some fats.

both are disgusting as far as I consider them but can be made clean enough to fuck
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>>745535458
as one's mouth and tongue can be brushed enough to kiss
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>>745523061
Or they have small dicks. Plus it's 1 step from being gay. On the plus side bitches don't get pregnant.
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>>745536908
why does it matter if it's 1 step from being gay if you enjoy it
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>>745517387
>in an imaginary world girl butts smell good

FIFY
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>>745522095
I had a porcelain rectum installed. For hygeine.
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>>745516409
>when they know
I'm for "let's fuck without having to bother that much".
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>>745525213
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>>745516509
>u know the girl is complete yours
That's what I call animal thinking.
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>>745522095
Are you saying that, on average, rectum and vagina are "clean" the same way?
As well as anus and vulva?
How much sure of this are you?
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>>745537358
>We're animals and pheromones are a thing
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>>745538287
im not entirelly sure , maybe 80 % sure if properly clean.

ofcourse ass fuckery has its own set of risk factors like:
Haemorrhoids
Anal or Rectal prolapse
higher infection rate by lesions
higher lesion rate if not done right
higher urinary tract infections to your dick

but i think all those are preventable with enough preparation
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>>745538740
Enjoy your ass pheromones, then
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>>745516180
Aww, it's just a little guy
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>>745516632
Magnesium something or another as well.
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>>745520632

>nigger

FTFY
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>>745516180
oh fuck, the mouse jumped back out!
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>>745516180
>https://xhamster.com/videos/ooops-7066745
/b/-postable gif in 4,3,2, ...
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>>745516180
Andy .6 log.
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>>745516180
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>>745541671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyhKZSXt2FM Sauce
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I fucked this girl up the ass (pic related) and she sharted all over my cock and balls which made me spew all over her back. what a boner kill. we just showered, cleaned up the mess and slept in different rooms that night.
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Kek. Made me laugh out loud in public...
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>>74551689
Look boys, we found the virgin
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>>745531019

Day eat...
...da poopoo.
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>>745531019
you need to know if its all working good fam
scratch and sniff every day to make the dr go away
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>>745520632
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>>745516509
>Not only does it feel a little better

I beg to differ. The fun in anal is the taboo of it.
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>>745516509
I used to be really turned on by anal, untill I tried it. I fucked my ex in the ass maybe 6 times, afterwards the whole room smells like a nasty fart, and your dick is covered in residual poo. It maybe feels nice going in, but once your in there its not as tight. My ex is also a 90 pound asian
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>>745542931
The other thing to keep in mind is that when you cum, your penis sucks in fluid like a sponge. So you're sucking nasty ass juice into your dick. Unless you use a condom.
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