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Fortune time with osaka as host
Drink edition
The rules
>fortunes might take some time to make
>reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread
>i have the right to refuse service to anyone
>one fortune per anon
>fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit
>discussion is accepted
>any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you
>last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
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Fortune pls
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>>745480983
Ok anonu drak brandy won't slep
>your fortune says you will be forced to swallow seamen my dude
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>>745481161
Eww are they salty?
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>>745481357
Nope it will taste good
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>>745481161
This is the funniest one I've seen so far
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>>745480727
Give me a fortune
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>>745481497
Anons say they taste like a sand of bag
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>>745481573
I know right
>>745481628
>your fortune says you will get thy dick
>>745481689
It tahset more like mucus
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>>745481969
>you will get thy dick
I will get my dick? Is there anything else, can you explain further?
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>>745482054
Nope super drink no explaintion
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>>745482148
I think I would like to have a refund.
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>>745482414
Sure I guess
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>>745480727
Gib fortune
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>>745482714
Sure my animu anou
>your fortune says lain will hate you for lieing me
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>>745482939
>lain will hate you for lieing me
What did I lie about?
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Osaka-chan! Osaka-chan! Give me a fortune for this next new week!
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>>745483186
You like me that's all no lie
>>745483198
>your fortune says sttop getting insights for me
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>>745483342
Oh dear.
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>>745483540
What? Sorry drink
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>>745483342
>You like me that's all no lie
I beg your pardon?
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>>745483608
Don't worry about it.
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>>745483819
Sorry it thought you like me
>>745483821
*hugs*
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>>745483917
>Sorry it thought you like me
But then how is that a lie?
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>>745483917
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Every time I come into these threads asking for a fortune, I notice that the Osaka OP is less and less coherent as time goes along.
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>>745484040
Ahhh you do care *hugs*
>>745484065
Your gadamn right
>>745484100
This time drank brad do am imconhert
>your fortune says osaks will stal all of your things
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>>745480727
ravioli ravioli whats my fortunoli
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>>745484305
>Ahhh you do care *hugs*
Sorry, Osaka, I am incapable of caring.
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>>745484305
Go take a nap and detox. We'll try again tomorrow.
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Fortune please?
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*sniffs butt*
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>>745484470
Who is this semen demon?
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>>745484372
Drink milk
>your fortune says you will get stupidfiled for eating hamagur
>>745484470
Aawww:(
>>745484485
No want fun in fucking life
>>745484608
>your fortune says you will get citziship revokrd>>745484664
Nigg
>your fortune says get nose cut off
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>>745484810
Oh sock a cute
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>>745484758
>Who is this semen demon?
Miki Hoshii of The iDOLM@STER
>>745484810
>Aawww:(
Don't be sad.
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>>745485027
>Miki Hoshii of The iDOLM@STER
The bodytype, the smirk, the art, the tight clothing with an opening on the side, everything is fucking perfect.
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>>745485015
But i no have socks on me now
>>745485027
Am drink an you don't give a shit about me
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>>745480727
I wanna reroll my fortune tbh
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>>745486063
One fortune per anon. Read the rules baby brains.
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>>745485233
>everything is fucking perfect.
Almost everything.
>>745485259
>Am drink an you don't give a shit about me
But I don't give a shit about anyone, except one person.
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>>745486187
My fortune was RIGGED I can feel it
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>>745486327
>Almost everything.
Please explain. Am I a pleb that's too easily impressed? I want to make love with this image >>745484470. I want to be bullied by it too.
What part isn't perfect?
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>>745486063
No rellos read rules no drink
>>745486327
Can you tell me please?
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>>745486459
>Please explain.
>Blonde hair
>long hair
>Not a loli
She's a solid 7.5/10. but not a 10/10
>Am I a pleb that's too easily impressed?
Yes, yes, very much so. You huge pleb.
The only people who wouldn't make love to her are gaibois.
>>745486683
>Can you tell me please?
Someone very important to me.
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>>745486873
I see gilrfirns
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>>745486873
>Blonde hair
>long hair
>Not a loli
I'm just going to have to disagree my dude. Pic related is easy 8/10 but >>745484470 is 8.5/10 minimum.
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Would you kindly roll me a positive fortune?
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>>745487085
>I see gilrfirns
That's a pipedream.
>>745487259
>I'm just going to have to disagree my dude.
That's just like, your opinion, dude.
>8.5/10 minimum.
Nah m87. She's good, but not that good.
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>>745487292
Yeah dot anonu?
>your fortunes says dot will gib cancers
>>745487432
>your fortune says you will get a new gamut for free
>>745487552
Then who your special someone anonu?
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i'm tired of life guy from yesterday
need my daily fortune
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>>745487645
>Then who your special someone anonu?
Who exactly it is doesn't matter, what matters is that they are.
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I'd like to see my fortune please
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>>745487830
Don't be tired become alchiocic
>your fortune says you will die by chkonubf on hotdogoos
>>745488017
Ok I guess
>>745488030
>your fortune says your heart will get pulled out from you
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Fortune for tomorrow?
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>>745488279
>Your fortune says don't go to /b/ tommorow
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Osaka bin Laden is holed up in Pakistan right now as we speak.
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>>745488687
More osaka cutes pls
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>>745488210
>Ok I guess
This is goodbye, Osaka. Enjoy the rest of your life.
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>>745488717
Nope she's nip not sand people.
>>745488767
Sure
>>745488775
Don t leave I want to meet you sober
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>>745488210
>>your fortune says your heart will get pulled out from you
Damn, again? Well here's to hoping there is some joy in my life before it comes to pass.
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>>745488927
Which ethnicity do you despise most?
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>>745488939
Bit it will be temple of doom style
>>745489133
Mexicans
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>>745487645
A whole new gamut!? Whaaaaaat?! No way! Really?!
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>>745489234
Good choice. Blacks and sandniggers would also have been acceptable answers.
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>>745489622
Yeah
>>745489654
There alot of meixcans though
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>>745489234
Oh, in that case. At least it will be a cool story when I get to hell.
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>>745489765
Yes they breed like fucking vermin
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>>745489765
That's amazing! What does this gamut have in it?
Money? A robot? Legos? A PLANK?
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>>745480727
i'd make Osaka a host for my guest, iykwim
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might I get a fortune from you?
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>>745490277
It will
>>745490503
I know that.>>745490585
Plank
>>745490707
Thanks but I'm no use for now.>>745490756
sure I loved the mango btw
>your fortune says you will suffer from eating problems
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>>745480727
1 fortune please
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>>745480727
Fortune me, I'm not scared, I read Discworld!
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>>745490962
Okay, hindsight, A good wizard is scary, please be gentle.
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>>745490950
>your fortune says you will have a chestbuster inside your stomach.>>745490962
What's disword about
>your fortune says you will steal the hope diamond
>>745491050
Hi Pokemon
>your fortune says watch out for spiders
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>>745491328
>chestbuster
is htere any way to escape my fate
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>>745491443
Drink nail polish
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>>745491655
can it be tphp free
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>>745491328
Whelp, Im fucked.
It a book series about the happenings of a flat world that is saturated in magic and magical things. It is very satirical about the fantasy genre and sometimes adresses major issues in the world, like in Equal Rites. Imagine J. R. R. Tolkien, but more satirical
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>>745491993
Sure
>>745492251
You sure are
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Fortune pls
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>>745480727
fortune. please
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fortune pls
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>>745492623
>your fortune says you will get a blowjob
>>745492666
>your fortune say you will go to heaven
>>745492920
>your fortune says you will be launched into the sun
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>>745480727
Fortune pls
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>>745492989
heaven? damn i feel enlightened
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>>745492989
Pretty happy with sun fortune, it is night so I should be fine
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>>745492989
thank you OP
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>>745493078
>your fortune says post music or suffer ten minutes worth of pain
>>745493168
Well your where 666
>>745493181
Bit you will burn
>>745493199
Your welcome
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>>745493401
Music
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>>745493584
Yeah post a link to a song
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ummmm...
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>>745493401
I won't burn, my tears will extinguish the flames
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>>745493701
Yeah?
>>745493703
Its the sun anonu you will die
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>>745493899
What if I crave death
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>>745480727
Can I have uuuuh fortune pls
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>>745493899
What is this thread even about? How can tell fortunes?
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>>745493664
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qK8LfZAOqKs
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>>745493966
Then your wish is granted
>>745493991
Sure
>your fortune says you will have seven days to escape death
>>745494070
I can tell with the chopsticks anonu
>>745494084
Thansk will hear right noe
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>>745494272
I just tried to tell my fortune by grabbing a handful of chopsticks and throwing them at the wall, only one got stuck in the wall, is that good?
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>>745494431
It means that you will get some money anonu
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>>745494620
@_@
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>>745494940
I have one of those memes as well anonu
Osaka
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Alright, Whats my Fortune?
I am curious to know.
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>>745480727
hello
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>>745495077
>your fortune says to kill all the thots in my name
>>745495229
HI do I know you?
>your fortune says you will get stranded on the Easter islands
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>>745495382
Boy, that fortune was
THOTFUL
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>>745495478
Anonu I make the shitty jokes around here
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>>745495650
You mean, that wasn't a fortune?
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>>745495745
I'm still a bit buzzed so I don't give a shit for now
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>>745480727
fortune, pls boss.
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>>745495650
sata andagi
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>>745496361
That was funny
>your fortune says don't go on the slides
>>745496502
*hugs you*
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Give me the sauce boss
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>>745498015
*squirts sauce*
>your fortune says your eyse will now hurt but that siracha shrimp cost less nie
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>>745480727
Can I please get a fortune sir I need some guidance
Mcdonalds and women have failed me
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>>745498551
On what my good sir?
>your fortune says to stay away from sex dolls
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