State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start: >Chef

>>745464636
Ate for the first time in my life at Five Guys last week a friend invited me (living in Europe so it's totally new here).

Very tasty burgers! You should be proud.

>Restoration Technician
>12$ hr
>22y/o

>>745464636
>Chef at Five Guys
Did Wendy's give you the boot or something?

>Janitorial Waste Cleanup Engineer
>$12/hr
>18

>Janitor at Truck Stop
>10/11 an hour
>22 years old
>Very depressed

>YouTube cancer creator
>Idk hourly, like $75 a vid
>23

>Shift manager at Five Guys
>$12.50 an hour
>19

>Welfare
>About 1300 bucks a month

>professional fart inhaler
>€8.fiddy
>18.1

>>745464636
Union painter
48.40/hr
35

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>>745464636

crypto day trader
6,000,000
18

>>745464636
your*

>>745464636
>Cinematographer
>Between $800-$1600 a day depending on project
>25

>food factory worker
>£7.50/h
>20 (summer job)

>aerospace manufacturing
>$21-$46/hr (depends on the job)
>32

>>745465920
What do you paint?

PhD student
$25k a year ish
23

>>745465874

Serious question. I work 40 hours a week and after taxes I make about 1500. I would happily give up 200$ a month to not work at all and have 7 days off a week to enjoy my life. As a single guy, how can I get welfare? Working seems like a scam now that welfare keeps getting better and better.

Pornstar
50 for bj 200 for sex
17

>Union Ironworker
>42.35 an hour
>28

>Guitarist and singer in rock band
>$70,000 average a month from all profits
>24

Security analyst for a healthcare company, $29 an hour (salary), 21 years old.

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>QA Lab Analyst
>$24.64/hr (just under 60k/year with OT)
>29 years old

>>745465596
What's your YT?

Body Waxer
135k / yr
25

>>745466771
The problem isn't that welfare is getting better it's that wages suck

>>745467142

What?

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>>745467142
135k a year for waxing bodies?

LOL no.

>>745467220
High end body hair removal, think Brazilian waxings for high end clientele

Disgusting milfs hit on me all day, it's hell bro

>>745466895
What label?

>Amazon Warehouse worker
>15$/h
>23

>>745467422
Sony BMG

>>745467458
is it true computers run people there?

>>745467387
135k sounds good though

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>Walgreens cashier
>9.75hr
>28

>>745464636
>Nurse staffing coordinator
>$25/hr
>25 years old
Little jelly that they get paid $50/hr+ but It's an easy gig

>>745467556
Sounds good until you factor high cost of living area, like 20% of that goes to rent, then taxes take a lot of course

>>745466248
How did you get into that might I ask?

>>745466895
>$70,000 a month
Yea right not unless your in acdc or metallica ect.

>>745467538
I'm not allowed to say much. I'll just say it's pretty faceless when it comes to the higher ups.

>Comedian
>420
>69

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programmer
£80k/ yr from actual job
£45k in 2016 from iphone apps
26

>>745467496
Who da fuqs are you?

I'm a crew at five guys
$8.30 an hour
18

>>745466773
>Porn star
>Fixed rate
Fuck off you retard

>7-11 clerk
>12.50$/hr
>20
Its an easy ass job. Probably gonna join the Marines soon though

>>745464636
How do you live? That's not a liveable salary unless you live in a shithole.

>>745468087
Inb4 muhreen infantry

>welder
>$18/hr
>19

>>745468087
I went into 7/11 one time

The clerk asked me to go ask another clerk to come in from his smoke break

For whatever reason I did, found him literally slav squatting in an alley with a cig. Dude was mad as fuck at me.

That was the first and last time I went into 7/11 and the last time I was nice to convenience store clerks.

>trucker
>$25/hr
>20

-- Registered Nurse
-- $45/hour
-- 41yo

full-time Librarian for Canadian government, 27 years old. 32/hr

>>745464636
>grocery store clerk
>$12.55/hr
>20

>healthcare manager/consultant
>equivalent to $26.50/hr
>29yo

>Penetration tester / ethical hacker
>100k a year
>22 years old

>pedophile serving year 3 of a 9 year bid
>45 cents a day
>27

>>745468758
>penetration tester on your mom
>pays me 200/hr
>18 wygd?

>>745465252
kek

>university student/computer technician
>15k a year
>20 (21 in a week)

Doorman
24$/hr
21yr old

>>745466626
Unions

Soldier in german army
42k /year

>>745468995
Happy early birthday anon

>>745464636
>chef at Six Guys
>$10.75 an hour
>38 years old

>>745464636
> Shipping Clerk
> 12.75 an hour
> 30 years old

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>>745464636
>chef
>at five guys

Don't you mean cook, not chef, bitch?

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>>74546574
>shift manager at In N Out Burger
>20.75/hr + monthly bonus ranging from 550-750
>28 y/o

>>745464636
>Head of quantitative analysis & equity derivatives at Goldman sachs
>240k base + 15% over high water mark of 5% on Aum of 4.5b
>25

Feelngood breh

>>745465920
unions often fuck shit up because you get to be a lazy turd and still make bank

worked with unions before, told by some workers to take samples- they had total disregard for my safety- then they filed a grievance because "I did their work" even though they fucking told me to do it. That's what happens when you're new around Unions and dont know any better

>>745466773
M O D S
O
D
S

Are we updating the meme now? Not all coasts know what 5 guys is though. We need a place with more mass appeal. I say we stick with Wendy's as god intended

>>745466248
Back to /biz/ ya fookin larper

>>745468805
Mods

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>>745469712
>Taking the bait

>>745466584
same here, what kinds of parts?

Court Jester
2 turnips/day
32

>>745470347
Let me borrow tree fiddy

>>745464636
naval structural designer
$124,000 per year
45

>>745469571
ty

>Catastrophe Property Adjuster
>$37.50-$56.50 hr
>30 yrs old

>>745470917
is business good right now?

>>745465252
Underrated post

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>Computer Installation Technician
>$17.50/hr
>23y/o

>Warehouse nobody
>£11.30/h
>30

I hate being this pathetic

Booming

>>745467458
Facility?
Tier?
Job?

>christopher poole
>despite what you think not shit
>20's

I am a train driver, I make about $120K a year with a LOT of overtime.
33 years old

City Planner
65k a year
30

>>745464636
>youtube edge lord
>jack shit
>15
>i need to get a fucking job

After school activity leader
22 euros / hour (but very few possible hours)
23 y/o

>>745471172
nice bird tho

>>745464636

>UAV operator
>$170,000/yr
>33

jk that was my last job

>security guard
>$12/hr
>fuck everything

>>745464636
>b&b front desk guy
>$1.30 an hour (sic!)
>28

>>745473904
the feels man

>inbound at a warehouse
>$10 an hour
>19

>Dockhand/general property maintenance
>$13/hr
>35

>>745465890
where do i sign up?

>>745464636
>Salesman for a huge office supplies company
>$20 plus commission
>23

>>745464636
I organize gang bang, bukkake and orgies for a living.

I'm 32

I don't have a salary obviously since i'm my own boss but i get about 2 to 2,5k€ a month from my job.

>Build/Repair missiles
>68000/yr
>30
Just finished 1st year

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>>745464636
software engineer
54
low 6 figures.
and where I live is cheap. socking that money away for my imminent retirement.

>President of the United states
>just shy of 20.000$ a month
>71

>>745465252
Top zoz

Customer servise supervisor
17.55/hr
21

>>745466816
Do not envy you

Or

>>745467026
>>745468438
>>745468758 you just because you're full of shit
>>745469911 also full of shit or timestamp a pay stub with everything but the amount blanked out

>NEET
>$20 a week from mom
>46

>Loch ness monster
>3 fiddy

>>745464636
lol "chef"

$22.6
Infosec
30

>>745475131
tiplel

I miss his parents.

>pizza hut delivery driver
>100-150 a week
>19

>>745475147
newfag detected

>Logistics at automotive manufacturer
>$17.50 an hour
>35 years old

Just started 5 months ago will be around $20.00 per hr after two years when I top out in my current position

>Executive chef at Pizza Hut
>$5.14 an hour
>44

>>745475209
Like in tips?

>Plumber
>$22/hr
>35

>>745475100
man, you know how to live
by the looks of it, I'm headed down that same road

Coating Technician
$14/hr
24

>>745464636
New Balance "Team Lead"
12$ an hour plus bonus everything month / year
I literally stand around and talk to my co-workers while customers walk by and buy shit.

>>745475334
I hate plumbing, especially trying to sweat copper. Thank fuck for people like you.

>>745467851
What apps?

Professional Cucker
>100,000 whiteboy tears a month
>22

>>745464636
I fucking love five guys burger and fries. I just got a job at KFC waiting to get my uniform

>>745475548
hey you are welcome. i love my job.
mostly pex these days though not much sweating copper anymore

>>745475632
Don't take the bait

What he meant to say was
>neet
>shitty minimum wage
>25

>>745470062
What rules were broken? Fucking newfag

>>745475687

fuck yeah five guys. if you're gonna eat shit food it might as well be the top shelf shit.

>>745467496
Guys look its DJ Khaled!!!

>Unemployed
>67
>Nothing

>Direct Service Aid in a state home
>$16 an hour
>33

>>745464903
>>living in Europe

Where you live OP?

>>745464636
>behavior tech
>13/hr, but will get 1.50 more/hr after I finish my RBT
>23
Sucks pretty bad because the kids I work with are intensive needs. Maybe after a year I can find a milder center to work at.

>>745464636
>>Allen-Bradley Tech
>>30/hr
>>25yo

>>745469496
kek

Marine engineer
110k
28

>>745476117
What you're saying is you babysit retarded or autistic kids?

>>745475729
Pex is fantastic, and innovations like the Sharkbite have really helped out a lot. I still don't enjoy the work, especially stuffing my fat ass in crawl spaces flicking spiders off my face. I'd rather livewire boxes.

>>745475803
Fuck yeah dude I miss one thing from the west coast too- In N Out Burger goddammit I miss those animal fries

>>745476144
Newfag much?

>>745476317
Oh Jesus, you are a pleb?

In n out is mongrel level food

>>745466895
why hello dave grohl

>>745464636
>deli worker
>8.50 an hr
>18

>>745464636
>PGY1 Pharmacy Resident
>47.5k/yr
>24

>>745476391
Most of them are absolutely shit now yes but the one in Phoenix I can always go to

>>745476252
Yep... I took a year off before grad school for this... God I hate my life sometimes.

>>745464636
electrical foreman'
$28/hr + truck, gas, paid health insurance
36

>>745476317
Ah shit, don't remind me. Double and fries both animal style was my shit. California has way better fast food than out here in the midwest. We're lucky enough to have 1 single Jack in the Box in our state though.

>>745476391
Shit was great in the 90's. Did something happen or have you always had an issue with them?

25
2nd year apprenrice union carpenter
$26.25/hr pay
$46/hr into benefits package (pension, annuity, vacation check, etc etc

>>745476391
Try the one in metro square in Phoenix that's the best one I've been to. Their food is always fresh

>UPS Driver
>$34/hr
>27

>>745464636
>Temp IT guy(Right now Tier 1 at a law-firm)
>22.5/hr (USD)
>22 yrs old

>>745476619
Ah fuck I forgot about Jack in the box

>>745476473
I just don't understand the hype

>be me go to vegas with friend
>friend super excited about in n out, all he can talk about
>ok... live on the east coast so never had it must be good
>take taxi to in n out and line is out the door
>think ok must be really good food, getting pumped up for delicious meal
>people in line start saying cringe ass shit like "animal style", "secret menu"
>whatever blow it off, fat plebs will be fat plebs
>order off autistic menu
>food comes out slopped with shit all over it
>burger is shit with shitty gross topping
>fries are covered in meat shit sauce
>shit my brains out all night from eating three bites

Ya the place is great

>>745464636

> Vendor at Frito Lay
> $17 + full benefits
> 31 y/o

>>745476301
i dont use sharkbite anymore
they claim you can direct bury them but...ive had to dig up several water services to replace failed sharkbite couplings
as for crawl spaces, i stick to new construction
strangely i also do electrical and prefer to work on it live...guess im weird

Chef at Wendy's

$8.50 an hour
?? years old
lol
/thread!

>>745476666
witnessed, and that's a great company to work for in the off seasons.

>>745476511
Ya don't try to fool anyone with the title lol

Also if you're going into a mental health field for grad school you will only not babysit shitting themself kids or adults if you get a license

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>Directv tech support
>$10 an hour
>21

Material handler
11.55
36

>>745476784
I've only worked on houses built pre 1900 (Ohio). Never knew that about shrkbites either. I'll for sure keep that in mind next time I have underground work to do, should the unfortunate day ever come again.

>>745464636
>Criminal Research Specialist
>$13.39 an hour
>25

woodworkers
22.50
46

>>745476798
I mean the title is what it is - based on the certifying board's words. I'm not the one trying to make it sound more important than it is.

Luckily this isn't what I'm going to grad school for. The kids will be more typical and the pay will still be at least double the 13/hr if not significantly more.

>>745476974
great for a fix here and there but i wont rely on them for long term and i wont warranty them they scare the shit out of me. one flooded house and i could be bankrupt

>>745477153
What you going for

>Pharmacist
>52/hr
>25

I wish for the sweet release of death

>pub manager
>£35,000 per annum
>29

>>745477218
hard job? looks simple from our side of the counter

>>745477191
Thankfully not a worry for me since I only flip houses. Well, used to. I'd feel terrible if that were to happen to any property I've sold, though.

Police Officer
75k-80k a year
29

>Personal trainer for dogs
>between $25 and $45 per hour/running, 2-4 runs per day (~4-6 hour day with transportation)
>25 y/o

>$9.75 an hour
>37 years old

wew

>>745464636
>ECS Tuning warehouse associate
>10 an hour
>18

>>745474448
Jim Halpert, is that you?

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>>745467387
How did you get into that?

>>745464636
>Chef
Hahahahaha

>>745477209
Either school counseling (55K average) or school psych (65K average). Hence the work with disabled children now. It could help, but I could get the same application fodder with milder kids.

>Technical Support for H&R Block
>$12/hour
>21

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>Nutrition Consultant
>$11.50 leafbux an hour
>22 years old

Card Processor Supervisor
27$/H
23YO

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>Assistant manager at ace hardware

>32k

>30 years old

>>745475209
This sounds like the beginning of a bottom up story. Make Hollywood proud!

>>745464636
>Line Cook at Olive Garden
>22
>$15/hr

>Warehouse Manager
>$76k/yr
>Incl. bonuses makes just shy of $100k, about $98k
>28 years old

Fuck all of you broke motherfuckers.

>>745464636

>Electronics Sales Associate at Wal-Mart
>$11.30 per hour
>23 years old

>>745477614
lol bonus for warehouse manager
right.
"you did so good stacking boxes here is extra money"

>>745477450
You guys are full of shit
I ordered a body kit and it was fucked up like three x cause pieces missing or weren't the correct part numbers and had to wait for some jackass named Chris to basically tell me I had to ship it back at my own cost fuck you guys

>IT
>Whatever my dad gives me per month (working to put me on payroll)
>24

>>745477627
Does it bother you when people bring a cart full of non electronic shit to your counter? Or is there a policy in place against that now?

>>745465920
municipal mechnanic
30.19/hr
23

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>Restaurant dishwasher
>About 350 dollars a month (only work 3 hours a day, 5 days a week)
>16 year old

>>745477279
A busy retail pharmacy is incredibly stressful. Healthcare is chaos and patients are utter cunts, especially any middle/late age woman or anyone on a C2

Backup Lead for Class 7 Ckeabroo.m Manufacturing
45,000/yr. Or just under $22 an hour
24yr old

>>745477785
what the fuck should he care? ring the shit up. thats your job.

>trainer at a local factory in my city
>18.15$
>21

>>745477818
not to sound rude but what do you do besides count pills and fill bottles?

weed trafficker

35k every 2 months average

40

>>745464636
>Landscaper
>$13.00/he
>19 years old
Currently going to college and working every other weekend until it snows

>>745477702
Lol I call in trailers and stack boxes and make more than your parents. Go run in traffic

>>745477402
Severely underpaid

Backup Lead for Class 7 Manufacturing Cleanroom
45,000 a year plus OT
24 yr old

Inspector
$500 a day+mileage&per diem, 33

>>745477785
It only bothers me when it's +10 items. Like, motherfucker, go to the fucking front cashier lines. It becomes more frustrating when they say "Oh, I have other things to get." when they want to buy a locked item. You can only buy locked goods in electronics at our cashiers.

But no, no policies because it's a convenience to the lazy fucks who can't go another 30 ft to the front of the store...

>>745477962
you work with my homies dont you? they get the good stuff from cali to kc

Part time Full Stack Developer
20$/hour
23 years old
Only doing like 15 hours a week because of university courses

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>Bouncer
>12 an hour
>25 years old

>>745469496
Ha

>>745477726
hey man i just take the parts off shelves. contact management

>>745464636
>Electrician
>$19hr
>31

>>745477491
Ya the work sucks ass though and not a lot of money

AppleCare Advisor
$28.5k/yr
21

>>745477977
thats funny but my parents make beaucoup bucks brother i wish i made half what they make

>>745477614
This my friend is why you don't take /b posts seriously.

R u even trying to fool anyone?

>>745477977
Damn daddy can I hold some

>>haircutter
>>abouy $34 an hour
>>26

>>745467387
>Disgusting milfs hit on me all day
>Disgusting milfs
Do you know what milf means?

>>745478050
is it really so hard for you to ring up 20 items vs 10? its no differnet then there being 20 people with one item. faggot. you push buttons. keep pushing buttons and stfu

>>745478198
I can show you a paystub hoe

>Crew at a gas station/bar/restaurant
>$9 bucks an hour, 10 if i stop being lazy and take the test

>Pool table technician for a pool hall/bar
>free drinks and food
>$400 bucks a month

>General laborer at auto repair shop
>no up charge on parts for my piece of shit truck and discounted labor

>>745478054
I think it all comes from the same area. The west coast lol

>>745478296
fairly sure that was sarcasm. i hope at least.

>>745478296
Dude

Incredibly hot ugly ass whores hit on him, how hard is that to understand?

Researcher in Samsung
80000usd a year
27
(Im a Korean and living in Korea)

>>745464636
>>Chef at Five Guys
That's like saying

>Top automotive tech at walmart

>>745478398
I can also pay into health and dental if i want and im 25.

>>745478389
By all means go for it

Operations manager
17.25/hr increased sales from 600,000 to 825,000 in one year
19 (today)

>>745478358
You don't understand. We do not have the bags for customer items. We just have small bags for basic electronics, and most of our large items don't need to be bagged.

Also, unless you have actually worked in retail, the continuous amount of this will get on your nerves.

i manage the order processing systems for some dnm vendors who have their own sites. if you dabble in that kind of thing you've probably come across my work.

aka i do nothing since its all automated

150k/yr? + all the free drugs i want

21

feelsgood.jpg

>>745464636
>Electrician
>$40.20/hr
>27

>>745464636
>Warehouse order picker.
>11.25/h (minimum wage in Montreal)
>26

>>745477563
Also trade stocks and forex 1-4X a week which pockets me an extra 5-8K a month

Cashier at grocery store
600x12=7200$ a yr
21
Yup

>>745478453
Dude, people at subway are required to use the title "sandwich artist". Chef isn;t a stretch these days.

>>745477996
That's without overtime which there is plenty of (can add 5-10k depending on how you do it). It's honestly fine for me but I'm single and most of my money goes into savings.

Things might be different when I have kids and depending on my spouse's income.

>>745478405
i mean i think i buy from your group of guys....tried to get them to let me drive but i have tats that show they said no fucking way our old guy is too good to replace...i think thats you

>>745477702
kek

>Town lifeguard
>11.07/h, but it'll be 13.20 next yr
>18

>Video game QA
>$15/h
>24

>Union maintaince worker at a hospital

>$27.00 an hour

>26 years old

>>745478510
So what you're saying is you're a neet and wanted to make up a story?

>>745478358
The larger bags for food items are in the front of the store, so if they have small item amounts I'm fine with it. If it's a full grocery shopping order, then go to the front.

Most of the time, people cash out at our cashier just so they can get a receipt to get away with shoplifting electronics.

26
25 an hour
replacing iphone screens

>Software Engineer
>$46/hr plus $20,000 in stock each year
>25

>>745477996
severely overpaid

Commercial painter for a property management company's maintenance team
$18/hr, full-time

Personal Support Worker for the mentally handicapped, 20/hr, ~13 hours a week on average.

>>745464636
Senior data engineer
$205k
36 years old

>>745478754
married?

>>745478790
22 years old, by the way

>>745478632
Still shit pay for a job you can die

>>745478507
really? bags are your excuse now? fucking lame. just ring the people up and move on. its really not that hard since its your job.

>>745478760
That is shit salary for dealing with niggers

>>745477929
I don't even do that, my store has an automated robot that counts and bottles. I'm in charge of keeping the techs and students in line, answering constant phone calls (no you don't need to talk to a RPh to get a fucking refill) ensuring deliveries go out on time. Answering question on the phone from retards whose "drugs don't work". Turning away Subutex junkies. Telling pain management patients they can't pick up their meds 10 days early. Emergency I NEED MY 14 day late meds delivered to my work before 4pm.

That and the usual calls and verbal prescriptions from MD offices. Entering prescriptions and finding coupon cards for your expensive meds that your MD got conned into prescribing. And checking as many medications as possible all at the same time.

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>>745478790
>mfw i sit on my ass and turn a few screws and make more

>>745469913
thats american labor for you

>>745478817
married, one kid, maybe another on the way

>>745478798
Senior full of shit, full of shit university, graduated fulla sum shit

So you make more than the director of the FBI and you just casual 4chan

Get outta here faggot

>>745478969
im so sorry

Ups scanner at warehouse
28yr 11y seniority
19.24 an hr
Hate it but free benefits insurance etc get about 90 10/325 vicodin a month keep about 20 30 sell rest at 5 a pop

>>745478981
yes

>>745464636
22
130k a year plus bonuses/stock options
Full stack java programmer

>>745464636
Barista/Supervisor
26AUD p/hr
24yrs

>>745479000
Don't be; always wanted to be a family man.

Nice trips.

>>745479070
fax me some, im in hawaii, ill pay 6.50 each

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>>745478708
yeah basically

>>745467632
nurses? No they don't, they start at 56k (27.50/hr)

Unemployed
NA
55
Hi NSA!

>>745478833
It's not really just the bags, there's a multitude of things I hate about my job. Mostly how 90% of all customer help can be solved by looking at the packaging. Also how there are some customers who start shit because they have nothing better to do with their time. Also how we're constantly understaffed because our management doesn't know how scheduling works.

>>745479137
yeah lets chat again in about 20 years

Profession footballer.
124'000 salary
25

>>745464636
>Financial Advisor
>$75k
>29 years old

I figured I'd be happy once I got this job but I immediately wanted something better that paid more. $100k is the goal now and I'm sure that will be a hollow victory too

>>745478913
Painting is easy though, slopping on a fresh coat of white paint for rental units is even easier. And I just started with the company, and I'm young, so I'm not stressing.

>>745475131
Kek

>>745467851
shit dude. if you holiday in 'merica you could live like king. Our dollar jsut went down in value again.

>>745478909
this tracks..

>>745479200
sounds like you want to an hero.

nice dubs.

>>745479213
id request more then 120 k a year with that life expectancy

> Software/Simulation/Systems Engineer
> 68k salary (~$33/hour)
> 24

Pilot
500k or so
36

>>745466248
Wait, 6 million BTC?

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>>745479224
sure, but what i do is...shitpost on 4chan, and then SOMETIMES turn a few screws. your literally outside wasting away

>>745469913
gained 20 lbs in one year in my union due to lack of work. I fix police cars for a town. plow snow in the winter. summertime all you do is stand around and eat and smoke cigs

>>745479303
very sorry it is weekly salary

>>745468758
ha, not even close especially at your age. They start at 65k even in larger markets. You aren't worth 100k

>>745464636
>state you are job

I wonder why you're 37 and flipping burgers.

>>745479154
so you trade Crypto nice bro

>>745479420
yeah, those ctes already taking effect

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>>745466773
MODS

>>745479154
What am I looking at here 900 pesos?

Vending Machine Servicer
15$/hr
25

QA Analyst
$6.15 an hour (third world country)
29 years old

>>745479382
Eh, I've lived off jobs that don't require much of any work, honestly I'm a bit happier to have something to do. What do you do? Tryna get me a job?

>>745479154
wow look out reasonably priced 20 year old car

>>745479466
sorry my english is not perfect what do you mean?

>Assistant Manager of a Harware Store
>$12/he
>21

>>745465366
You're a fucking garbage man.

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>>745464636
>Facilities Manager
>Six Figures
>Second Career
>Too young to collect pension from first career.
>Priceless.
>58

.

>>745479420
Hahaha no

Golf Ball Diver
20$ an hour
18

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>Student
>0.00
>20

>>745479702
....to dive for fucking golfballs?

>>745465596
curious based on how many views?

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>Subway "Sandwich Artist"
>California minimum wage 10.50/hr
>21

>>745478833
But the job itself isn't so bad, it's kinda good. You have other people who work with you, they deal with the same shit, and from where I live, I impress them just by showing up.

They have such a tardiness problem with their workers it's ridiculous.

18.75 per hour
apprentice tool and dye maker
Non union with minimal benefits

>>745465588
OP BTFO

>>745479741
you could LITERALLY fold balloons at the nearest mall, theres no fucking excuse to make 0

>Data analyst
>$19.24/hr
>32

>>745478824
Nah. I get by. Plus we have an actual retirement plan with all the benefits. Retiring at the ripe age of 65 (55 if you don't want to collect for ten years) ain't so bad comparatively

>>745479699
yes haha maybe you are american and are thinking american football. I play english football and am paid in pounds

>>745467791
it's not like they can track you here

>>745479941
its so weird to think people who finished school make less than me

>>745467587
shit man, you can do better than that. i'd recommend investing some time into getting compTIA certifications. A+ security+, and network+ plus are in high demand as of now and they're easy to get if you put in the effort.

>>745480002
hey, try claiming youll shoot up a school sometime. then youll see the custom ban page that states your info was sent to the fbi. only 30 days, no biggie

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>>745464636
rip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFMHicYnxQE&t=2s

CFO mid size retail
165k + stock
35

>>745476917
> $10 goes a long way in india