i live in a place where there are a lot of baby monkeys. Sho

You live in the ghetto?

>>745437533
haha no, in a tropical 3rd world shithole

>>745437482
capture one and raise it as your own then teach it how to use a gun and use it as a hitman or home security or something

capture an adult one, make it mad then unleash it on someone during the middle of the night

>>745437623
hahaha. How about I slowly torture it instead?

By the way, I love ALL animals, except monkeys.

>>745437677
yea the adults are fucking dangerous

>>745437677
That's the point, use human intellect to trap it, use a fuckin cage trap, then piss it off, unleash on someone

yes do it, i hate monkeys too .. fucking noisy thieves.

>>745437908
hahahahahahaha. Well they are already dangerous and attack people without my training.

>>745437956
yea they steal food, phones, cameras, glasses, etc

>>745438025
Okay okay, instead. Train a baby one to steal shit for you, reward it when it gives the shit to you

>>745438430
people already do that. Monkeys steal phones and give it to the guy in exchange for bananas

>>745438650
that's kinda the point, I know people do it already, easy to profit for doing fuck all. Instead of torturing the little fucker and getting nothing, make him your monkey thief slave

>>745438867
and if i get caught, i dont want to be sitting in a shithole 3rd world prison

shave a mohawk into it's head

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