LOL What it do 4chan? First thing, I cant even believe Im posting

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2017-09-17 02:12:01 Post No. 745427918
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Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:12:01 Post No. 745427918 [Report]

LOL What it do 4chan?

First thing, I cant even believe Im posting on this site but whatever, I can take a break from makin paper and playin bitches to serve ALL of you. Secondly, What the fuck is wrong with you faggot nerds? All i can see is a bunch of disgusting, overweight, basement-dwelling, pedophiles. Nothing like an alpha male such as myself.

Do you realize how much pussy a fucking winner like me gets? I am tappin a different bitch EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK. I'd bet hella money that half of you havent ever gotten laid, and the other half got it from your fat sisters, Lol. See, marines like me understand REAL humor. Yeah thats right, Im also a marine.

At this point I know you all WOULD have tried to mess with me with all of that pussy hacking shit, because Im right and you're angry. Also you are unpatriotic and hate real American heroes like me. But i know you just looked at my fucking traps and shit your pants.

Just TRY and fuck with me. See what happens.

Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:14:24 Post No.745428065
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Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:14:24 Post No.745428065 [Report]

This is now a \d\ thread.

OP is so manly.

Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:18:02 Post No.745428228
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Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:18:02 Post No.745428228 [Report]

>>745427918
How many eggs you lay today dawg?

Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:18:45 Post No.745428272
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Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:18:45 Post No.745428272 [Report]

>>745428228
Define "today"

Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:23:01 Post No.745428536
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Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:23:01 Post No.745428536 [Report]

>>745427918
laaaaaammmme.
stale pasta is stale.

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Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:31:32 Post No.745429047
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Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:31:58 Post No.745429069
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Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:31:58 Post No.745429069 [Report]

>>745427918
Your shoulders look weird as fuck homie.

Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:32:29 Post No.745429113
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Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:32:29 Post No.745429113 [Report]

I think you're referring to someone else.

Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:33:56 Post No.745429199
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Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:33:56 Post No.745429199 [Report]

>>745427918
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Anonymous 2017-09-17 02:35:34 Post No.745429334
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