Waifu thread
Previous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
As Usual
Claiming.
>>745423952
Ince hair
Guys
>>745424523
Anon
>>745424450
Hey Sachi. What's up?
>>745424910
Ceiling
Cut me yuno
>>745425281
Back to that, hmm?
Why do you say that so much?
>>745425363
Hmmm?
What?
Cut me yuno
>>745425465
>Cut me yuno
That.
>>745425580
Because I want yuno to cut me
Cut me yuno
>>745425646
Why?
Anarchy girl and her pet robot.
>>745425690
Idk
Cut me yuno
>Germany's team
>A team filled with mostly chinese girls
Fuck off. What a bunch of greedy cunts.
>>745426240
>>745426168
I see. I guess.
>>745426240
What team?
>>745426616
Germany's girls team.
Ping-pong.
>>745426788
Ah. Well insert jokes about Germany being diverse here.
>>745426895
Bunch of mercenaries.
>>745426616
What do you see
Cut me yuno
>>745427619
That it's probably right up there with telling me i have nice hair.
>>745427783
I don't understand
Cut me yuno
>>745428069
That's probably accurate.
>>745428174
I still don't understand ._.
Cut me yuno
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
mugi
>>745428500
I wouldn't worry about it.
>>745429312
Good morning.
Them's fighting waifus.
Konata
https://youtu.be/Q8UNecNMM50
>>745430871
How did you sleep?
>>745430739
Good morning
>>745430739
*worries about it*
Cut me yuno
>>745431082
Good
>>745431564
It' because the lord was looking out for you! :)
>>745431744
Atheism is gay.
good morning everyone!
>atheism
Disgust.png
>>745432178
Good morning, Yami. I'm not sure if I've seen you post before but your waifu is cute.
>>745432300
I have posted a good deal BUT I am really back and forth, hit and miss so I totally get that
how are you?
Atheist go to hell!
>>745432059
Plans for the day?
>>745432464
I see, if anything it's probably me since I haven't posted here a whole lot. I generally only hang around for a day or two and yet it's almost been a full week this time.
I'm okay so far but they day just started. Doing much today?
I may sleep at any time. I should be sleeping now.
I can't tell if I want her to be my waifu or my daughteru.
>>745433033
not much really
I have thoracic outlet syndrome in left shoulder AND pleurisy from COPD despite never smoking....woke up inflamed everywhere so mostly laying the fuck back, tylenol and codeine, relax
you?
>>745433146
That's illegal.
>>745432831
None
>>745433141
Go sleep.
>>745433146
I always changed the channel when this show came on.
>>745433176
Oof, sounds like you won the shit end of the genetic lottery. How manageable is everything? I don't have too much to do today thankfully.
>>745433366
Let's do something together :smile:
>>745433396
it's day by day. I am still active...even managed to drop 16 pounds so pretty close to normal weight and it 'helps'
Some days it's a 4/10 and I move on with no meds...don't like taking them when I don't need to
Some days I wake up like this and it's bed time which rocks because I work for myself and make my own hours
But hey to be fair if these two things are my worst issues then fuck I consider myself lucky
Summoning Rananon
>>745433530
That's also illegal. I AM THE LAW.
WE.
FUCKING.
WON.
I'm so happy.
Holy shit.
Suck it, Germany
Best from Europe.
>>745433738
STFU
>>745433627
You'll be 18 eventually~
>>745433396
Nah. Something about random bursts of energy for some reason.
>>745433530
No
>>745433589
I see, it does indeed sound like it could be a lot worse. At least you can shitpost when you aren't feeling well.
>>745433738
Won what?
>>745433949
I didn't really end up sleeping last night so I sort of know what you mean.
>>745434092
yes...and I am a god damn master of shitposting
>>745433855
Shut the fuck up.
>>745434092
Table Tennis Championship.
>>745434361
We will make you our bitch again one day Romanian scum.
>>745433904
8 years is a long time though
>>745434612
It's ok sachi
>>745434040
Maybe!
>>745434663
I am not that scum
>>745434663
No
>>745434811
>>745434822
Which scum are you?
>>745434854
You've watched anime with people before idk why you hate me so much..
>>745434092
But I have work in 8 hours
>>745433190
Oh hey, a CData
>>745434972
I dont think this persona has a name
>>745434590
But this time, the fame is ours.
WOOOOOOHOOOOO
FUCKING GERMAAAANS ON SUICIEWATTTTCHHHH
Well, I doubt they care that much about Table Tennis, but I'm glad we won, anyway
>>745435084
Good show Roman. maybe next time
>>745434972
You keep bugging me about it and it's pissing me off
>>745435311
ok I won't bug you anymore sorry
>>745433396
you should try retwatching it, it's got some interesting concepts and consistently good animations during the giant robot fights.
>>745435287
Wait!
Don't go. Did you watched the game?
I want to talk about it with someone.
https://soundcloud.com/newbreedvibesiv/15-summer-of-haze-pussy-juice
Open road misery is best misery.
Rem claimed.
1+1=waifu
hungry rumia claimed
>>745439198
Oh, hi Rumia.
Here, have some pancakes
>>745439198
Is it safe to hug rumia?
>tfw no pancakes
>>745439836
Pancakes
Have them.
Hey Guys, I want to claim Chen, is it okay if there is another claimer aswell?
Also, how is the other Chen?
>>745439963
You're too kind.
>>745439570
does it come with a side of your arm?
*takes and nibbles* thank you very much!
>>745439659
lol omfg xD no
>>745440117
Is this pasta or something or am I blind?
>>745440281
>lol omfg xD no
Anon... Why?
>>745440211
I have more food somewhere.
>>745440281
Rumia no
Rem isn't even human.
>>745440460
she bites
>>745440574
what is she? no wait don't spoil it. may i bite you then?
Never mind, I'm blind.
>>745440574
Did you eat anything yourself so far today? I think I would be happy to have someone as cute as Rem feed me.
>>745440631
But she always appears with her arms open...how can you avoid hugging her?
>>745440631
You may nibble, but I'll slap you if I see blood or feel it coming out.
>>745440748
Just breakfast.
And do you mean Rem or the poster?
chicken fingers? no thanks i want human fingers
>>745440864
lol that's how she' grabs people
she grabs people and pulls them inside a black orb of darkness, they can't see anything but she can and she eats them
>>745440905
i'll keep nibbling even after you slap me
>>745440905
I'll have to make myself something for brunch here shortly. Currently only the former, unfortunately I don't quite know enough about you to call you cute but I wouldn't mind trying your food if you promise not to poison me!
human fingers...
>>745441038
>>i'll keep nibbling even after you slap me
All I can think about is the "difference between me and a mosquito" meme.
>>745441038
Does rumia even have ten fingers?
>>745441408
is that so~
>>745441038
I'll deck ya face
>>745441049
Ah, making food is always challenging.
And Rem is cute, would love to be fed by her.
And I don't think I'm cute.
>>745441373
Lewd
>>745441416
Oh I found it in my folder.
>rumia
>>745441541
put your fingers in my mouth
>>745441457
Hai, sou desu.
>>745441541
It certainly can be. Are you a decent cook? I've lived on my own for long enough to know the basics but I'm honestly not very good at it. Well, you seem kind if nothing else and I find that quality attractive!
>>745441595
That's the one!
>>745441782
you can speak anime? that's pretty cool~
>>745441881
Only the phrases I hear all the time.
>>745441978
your waifu looks like hata no kokoro
>>745441595
reminder that sanae is a good girl and shouldn't be lewd'ed
>>745442058
poor sana-chan~
>>745442052
A little bit, yeah. I have a small folder of her too.
I see someone took Ran and Chen, well that's good because I'm taking the best one.
>>745442225
i wonder if she'll show emotions when i'm sucking the flesh from her fingers
>>745442300
what's wrong with her back?
>>745442389
Whatever are you talking about?
>>745442547
i thought her boobs were weighing her down
>>745442389
Maybe you should leave people's flesh where it is? That sounds like a much less painful afternoon to me.
>>745442729
what about your fingers? i'm sorry but i'm so hungry
>>745442996
Didn't you join the thread with an image of pizza? Go eat some of that. Or make some tendies or something.
>>745441595
Make me.
>>745441782
I'm wanting to try recipes that I always had as a young child.
Aw, thanks.
>>745441881
オレは!
宇宙一の大爆走!
>>745443263
that pizza is only good because its made of human pepperoni~
and the sauce is blood
>>745443430
don't tempt me
gaped buttholes are the best
>>745443670
that sounds like the perfect place to lay my eggs~
>>745443430
Do you have any examples? Don't mention it; it was just an observation.
>>745443432
I need to put you on a non-human diet or something. It's what all the cool youkai are doing.
>>745443840
is it bloody, soft and chewy?
>>745444075
Uh, I think rare steak fits all of those parameters.
>>745444627
uh gross i hate cooked meat
>>745444782
You're liable to get sick or parasites if it's not cooked at all, though.
>>745445569
this is why i like eating people. they like to jog in the middle of the night and they think i'm a lost child and help me c:
>>745443566
How do I do that?
>>745443840
Salmon, rice, various meats, etc
>>745446975
by putting your fingers in my mouth~
My Waifu
>>745447620
You say that but the picture says to put it elsewhere
>>745445801
Thank goodness I'm actually a boat so I don't have to worry about that.
>>745446975
I've never been a fan of salmon or a whole lot of seafood in general.
>>745448107
what place is that?
>>745448454
what?? she's a boat too? i'm falling behind the times, maybe its time to switch fus
>>745449641
thank you i was busy eating someone
>>745448454
I like fish, the way my grandma and mom made it was pretty damn good. Sweet or salty.
>>745448520
Cute Waifu
>>745449865
Your butt
>>745450068
oh that's the place where the human meat i eat comes out! it smells really bad too, what did you want to put in there?
>>745450267
I meant the... Whatever.
>>745450557
you want to look inside? i don't really like erp tho
>>745449865
The cutest boat if I do say so myself. I dunno, you seem to be filling a nice touhou niche that has been missing.
>>745450068
I'll eat fish sometimes regardless and I know I enjoy tilapia if nothing else. Learn to make it like them and cook it for me sometime.
>>745450939
every community needs an edgy loli!
and your boat is very cute, i though hamakaze was the cutest but i was wrong
>>745450935
It's a joke, I don't even ERP or RP. At least not here.
>>745450939
It's not hard to cook it like them, as they told me.
>>745451140
If nothing else it won't get mundane for awhile.
How flattering, you might make me blush.
>>745451259
Excellent, I look forward to your meal in that case~
>>745450267
>>745451259
*rips your foot off plays with it*
>>745451413
if i made you blush i might take a bite out of you~
>>745451499
HUG!?
>>745451766
no thanks I like my limbs in the right place
>>745451766
You can have a bite I suppose, I'm probably going to lay down for a bit anyway.
Just, y'know, boat and stuff.
>>745451413
Which one?
>>745451766
No. You don't do that.
>>745452168
its okay its only one limb~
>>745452444
nice trips no i'll miss you and i'll get lonely
>>745452727
*licks between your toes*
finger licking
>mfw just realized this is a /b/ thread
>>745455368
It's fine you're still a fun fren even if you're from trash
Hello everyone
>>745454375
Bite is better
>>745455816
raelly? thank you so much <3
>>745456201
hi!
>>745456277
ow!
>>745456504
Hi nom nom how it going?
I thought you were all about the biting?
>>745456811
nice mustache may i eat it?
>>745457204
I don't see why not
... Wait it is gone! You ate it!
Cut me yuno
>>745457810
>cuts you
>>745457885
Hallo
>>745458100
Hallöchen, wie gehts denn so
>>745423902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFMHicYnxQE
>>745457711
its stuck in my throat!! x_)x