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Hey /b/, I'm kind of in a dilemma here. Really wanna get

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Hey /b/, I'm kind of in a dilemma here. Really wanna get my dick sucked since I haven't had any in almost a year now. Found a gloryhole hook up on Craigslist, but its a dude.

Is it gay to let a bro suck my dick without looking him in the eyes? Not sure what to do and he's really trying to talk me into it..
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>>745416604
HES GONNA CUT IT OFF
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>>745416604
Let him suck it
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> Is it gay to let a bro suck my dick
If your really not sure if the answer is yes or no, then you have failed as a human being, degenrate.
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>>745416604
What he sent me.
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>>745416604
why does it matter for you if its gay? nobody will know, until you tell them. Btw most guys suck much better than girls, and are easier to get. You sound like you want it, try it and maybe you'll find something new you can do
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>>745416604
He's getting desperate
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>>745416949
Should I consider it?
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>>745416719
>>745416949 me
i wouldnt recommand a guy whos triyng to push you for you first time
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He just sent me this....not sure how to react.
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>>745417054
I mean, I want a blowjob but not from a dude. But the prospect of getting awesome head is still tempting....
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>>745417079
this means when it comes to sex, he will be the little spoon, looks like a crossdresser
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>>745416996
>let me drain that nut
KEK
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>>745416604
Just do it. He's probably better than most girls.
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If only STDs didn't exist.. Then I'd absolutely get a bj from a dude
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He really wants my dick. I shouldn't of sent a dick pic first before this started...
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>>745416604
Its only gay if you remember its a dude. Go to the gloryhole and about 15 minutes before you stick your dick in the hole pop a roofie.
You'll get your dick sucked and forget about the whole thing afterwards maintaining your non-faggotry.
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>>745417079
Bet he'd let you pump his starfish.
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go for it, some of the best blowjobs are from men at gloryholes
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Its gay
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>>745417192
I've seen better crossdressers honestly...
>>745417367
You think? I've gotten head from 2 women and neither got me to nut without jacking me off...
>>745417378
Another issue I'm afraid of that's keeping me from doing this but I'm still kinda on the fence...
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>>745416604
You're a better man than me anon. I honestly couldn't get my dick sucked by a dude and not feel really fucked up afterwards.
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You're gonna get like 10 STDs from that "dude". Those are the guys that tell everybody that they don't have much experience when they suck 5 dicks a day in reality.
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>>745416604
>>745416719
>>745416996
>>745417079
You should meet him face to face instead of going to the gloryhole, anon. You two could play some vidya together, get some taco bell, and then he can give you a brojob. You get your dick sucked, and you get a new friend! IT'S A GODDAMN TWOFER!
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It's not gay if you don't know it's a guy. All you do is right before you pull your dick out kill yourself. Then you will have forgotten if it's a girl or guy.
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That BJ is going to cost thousands of dollars in medications for STDs
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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5984bec7c7760
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Sent him this. Would this be enough to not feel as gay and potentially avoid std's?...
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>>745416604
and the ugly people losers try to trap me ugly way so ill tell there secrets and the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and cheats and smell worse then dog shit and try to hurt the ugly popular people ugly way to be better then ugly popular people ugly way so fuck this shit socitey cause the ugly people losers try to be better then ugly popular people ugly way and smell worse then dog shit and outnumber everybody and take anything and this short ugly loser try to cheat to be better then god but is ugly and short and lame and usless and short and ugly like my short ugly loser father and i cant he say that while is short and ugly and smell worse then dog shit and is just a short pz of shit and hes worse then dog shit and hes short and ugly and try to say better then god while try to cheat ugly way but if everybody can cheat like that short ugly lame nigger then everybody will look good but cant but this short nigger can like my short ugly loser father that try to read so he can lie to people ugly way and is short and cant do anything and is ugly and short and smell worse then dog shit and is worse then dog shit and is short and ugly and say is better then god but is worse then dog shit and is short and ugly like my short ugly loser father and he admit hes a usless pz of shit that is short and ugly but able to cheat and say he doesnt deserve the information when he cheats cause people make him guility but outnumber everybody and smell worse then dog shit and is short and ugly and people rather die then be around them and alot of people choose death in the past cause dont want to be around ugly people losers like my short ugly loser father
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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59827c74efc8a
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>>745417738
You won't avoid shit like that. A condom protects against HIV but you're exposed to all others
I'm curious about which STDs you're getting from that dude, get a doctor's appointment in 3-4 weeks and make a thread here with the report
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>>745417378
its only dangerous to get an STD when he bites you until you bleed and he bleeds in his mounts too. if he gets sperm in his mounth this could be dangerous for him. wear a condom if you dont trust me
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>>745417738
Youre a faggot
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He doesn't seem to care about my request. Should I bail on him though?
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>>745417860
If you seriously think that then I'd recommend a doctor's appointment asap.
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>>745417936
S T D s.
There's even a chance you'll actually see the STDs that guy has if you see his dick or ass.
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>>745417834
Fuck man. That just makes me more paranoid about this.

>>745417860
that's why I'll bring a loaded handgun in case of shit like that. Never know when someone will bite your dick randomly out there.

>>745417897
Not really. Haven't done any faggotry yet. Just trying to be as less of a faggot as possible.
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>>745416604
just take the suck already what are you gay?
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>>745416647
seriously though I know a guy who got his dick cut off like this
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>>745417193
i lost so hard too
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>>745418007
>considering a sexual act with a man
>not gay
Pick one
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>>745418006
Like blisters on the lips would be a giveaway, right?
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>>745418123
op dont do it
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>>745417545
I asked him if he wants to eat or something but he's just wanting my cock in his mouth. He's horny as shit, so I don't know what to say.
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>>745418007
>Not really. Haven't done any faggotry yet. Just trying to be as less of a faggot as possible.
you are considering having sex with another man. thats pretty gay.
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>>745418007
Why do you think everybody has herpes nowadays?
People don't know shit about transmission risks and go get their dicks sucked at gloryholes by "inexperienced" guys that probably do it 10 times a week.
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>>745418007
and this is the reason why i will never travel to your country,
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>>745418254
Not sex. Getting my dick sucked, but the problem is the dude is willing to do it from Craigslist since there's no women around...
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>>745417936
What's the point of getting your dick sucked if you use a condom lol
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>>745418250
That guy has a Pokedex of STDs probably.
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>>745418007
>that's why I'll bring a loaded handgun in case of shit like that. Never know when someone will bite your dick randomly out there.

I imagine the situtation

>so yeah officer he tried to milk my nut and bit on my penor
>officer: so you shot him?
>what else should i have done?
OP gets arrested and gets 25 to life for the murder of a poor honry mentally ill faggot.
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another penis for his collection rip op
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>>745418286
I've been clean all my life. Just been with two women who were both virgins. Have yet to be on my own accord and get to know someone experienced to just blow me already. Problem is...its a dude willing. So I'm not sure about the cost vs satisfaction.

>>745418384
To protect myself obviously lol. But another anon said it wouldn't be enough....
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>>745418447
rip op's dick
+1 penis to craigslist dick chopper
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>>745418497
Don't do it OP, he sounds too desperate, also looks like shit, plenty of younger sissies out there trying to experiment, or just go hit on some chicks bro.

Pic related, think about it.
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Just buy a blowjob for a hooker or turn gay. A or B. Yes it's gay as fuck, you're desperate and to be honest so is he. He may make you feel like your cock is special but you're just another cock to him, there'll be other desperados going to him in the future.
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>>745416604
Just let him suck it and get it over with.

Post pics.
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>>745418568
>>745418520
>>745418447
>>745418347
>>745418412

Well...I decided against it now. I asked the dude if he's clean MULTIPLE times and dodges the questions with "I'll milk your cock" "You'll be happy so it won't matter" "Just let me swallow your warm dick"

I think I may have saved myself here thanks to you, anons....
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>>745418377
getting your dick sucked is still having sex, its called oralsex for a reason.
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>>745418736
tell your children of the day 4cheng saved your dick
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>>745416719
>its gay to get fucked but not get your dick sucked

kek
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>>745418736
Exactly, he sounds too desperate, even for a fag, they usually get laid pretty easily considered.
Find yourself a girl or a young sissy who has never sucked a cock, full proof.
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Why not just get an escort?
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>>745418790
getting your dick sucked with a condom is literally worse than jacking off.
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>>745416604
Last message he sent me about his std checks lol
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>>745416604
If the guy is shaven, how would you know it was a dude? Other than the oralprobably is 10 tmies better than a clueless bimbo.
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>>745418736
i mean because of the weapons not gayness

btf op is a fag
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>>745416604
OP wait, DON"T DO IT MAN! Come on he is manipulating your desires. Don't do it now that you aren't thinking straight....you may regret it for the rest of your life and begin to confuse yourself. This kind of people pray on the desire of others, he is pushing your buttons. Good luck dude.
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>>745418736
Well done :)
And fuck,that image is fucking scary af. It gives me the chills every time I read about some motherfucker knowingly giving HIV to other ppl.
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>>745418790
What?

>>745418795
I'll remember you bros. :'D

>>745418825
That's what's been putting me off so much about this dude, he just wants dick without safety. that's what rang the alarm.

>>745418837
I'm a piss poor college student. How the fuck do I get an escort on my budget? lol

>>745418856
I was desperate. How else would I have done it?
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>>745418568
Holy fuck
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>>745419018
>What?
getting your dick sucked is still a sexual act, so you were considering having sex with a man. have fun denying, but its the objective truth.
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>>745416604
and the ugly people losers try to trap me ugly way so ill tell there secrets and the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and cheats and smell worse then dog shit and try to hurt the ugly popular people ugly way to be better then ugly popular people ugly way so fuck this shit socitey and the ugly people losers try to be better then ugly popular people ugly way and smell worse then dog shit and outnumber everybody and take anything and smell worse then dog shit
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>>745418988
Don't worry, bro. I took it back. Not going for it because of you guys telling me about the outcome. I was trying to be safe, but I'm a retard that didn't consider the danger of dick chomping HIV faglords.
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Most individuals carrying herpes are unaware they have been infected and many will never suffer an outbreak, which involves blisters similar to cold sores.
In 2013 about 1.1 billion people (15.9%) had asymptomatic genital herpes and 47 million new cases of genital herpes occurred
Taken from Wikipedia.
I study data science and I've had sex with one woman and plan on keeping it that way. As soon as you know the actual transmission rates of STDs and how fucking easy it is to get them you want to stay a virgin.
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>>745418568

whats the purpose of giving tons of people HIV though? literally why
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>>745419597
Desperate fags wanting as much dick as possible without telling anyone; Such as, ya know, a gloryhole.
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>>745419575
It's not like herpes is the end of days.
A little ointment once every two months doesn't make me want to have to endure the same crazy bitch for the rest of my life, and SHE probably fucks around on you anyway, nerd.
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For all of you who have shared your drinks with your bros at least once:
Most people with oral herpes were infected during childhood or young adulthood from non-sexual contact with saliva.
It's a fucking horror movie
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>>745419575
My ex gave it to me. Worse yet, she also gave it to my son somehow. But this was ten years ago after I made the connection that that cunt did it.
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>>745419682
Dude what? You have herpes don't you?
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>>745419737
Herpes is super contagious any way you imagine.
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>>745419682
HERPES ALERT!!!
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>>745419737
Here's how:
https://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm
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>>745419672

that doesnt answer my question though
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>>745419795
Even fucking shed skin can give it to you.
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>>745417545
Funniest Anon in here

A GOD DAMNED TWOFER!
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>>745419862
Fags wanting dick, but don't want to expose themselves as HIV+ would go to gloryholes to fulfill their need without meeting them face to face. Get it?
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>>745419865
I doubt skin would be enough

>Shave one morning
>Notice razor has blood on it
>Realize room mate used my razor
>Go out and kick the shit out of HIV positive roommate.
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>>745419862
go stick your dick in a hole in san francisco and see what happens. that will answer your question.
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>>745420016
It is enough. Read the fucking link.
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>>745419789
Yeah, and I am alive and healthy - whats the fucking problem, everyone talks as it is the fucking cancer.
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>>745419694
What horror? You never had it, did you?
Actually, oral herpes will lower the chance of genital herpes, which is why oral is the most widespread.
It is estimated that in my country (Western) up to 40% have it.
Quit scaremongering you imbecil.
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>>745420176
I don't believe it. I had hugged a chick who straight up had blisters on her fucking face and nothing happened. I washed with alcohol afterwards of course, but nothing.
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>>745420313
Yeah, it can be annoying, but if you are quick with the medication it will not break out.
Why do you think skiers have white around their mouth?
That's because they know UV radiation can kickstart it.
It is quite easy to be pro active against it. And in all honesty, I never given it much thought.
It must be one of the mildest untreatable viral infections you can have.
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>>745420313
Sharing a drink with someone who has it compared to sharing a dick isn't quite the same.
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>>745420471
your fucking retarded dude
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>>745420313
Idiot. If you have oral herpes and have oral sex with somebody you give it to their genitals.
Scaremongering my ass, you're making it look like it's no big deal when it is.
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>>745420547
I can second this. 15-20 percent of ppl who have herpes don't know that they have it because it doesn't show any symptoms usually.
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>>745420599
It's two different viral infections.
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>>745420708
Indeed. You can have both on your genitals. The oral variant can be transmitted to the genital area.
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>>745416604
its not gay if you bring a chick or your mom
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>>745420672
Precisely - you can DIE from contracting HPV, and you idiots are discussing Herpes?
What country are you all from? Middle East?
HIV, HPV, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Bacterial Vaginosis, Trichomoniasis, Viral Hepatitis
All of these will either kill you or fuck you up - and you are discussing Herpes as a major threat?
How fucking old are you all?
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>>745420207
And the fact that you're trying to make it look like it's no big deal by calling me a nerd or by saying my gf probably fucks around practically proves that you're jealous that I don't have it.
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>>745420599
Well, this: >>745420873
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>>745420873
Well, the thread went in that direction but sure, we can talk about those as well. Care to begin?
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>>745420934
I don't give a rats ass about my herpes, it doesn't bother me the least... taxes and roids would bother me, although I only have one of those.
The chance of contracting herpes are pretty damn high, but the symptoms are pretty damn small.
HPV on the other hand gives you cancer that will kill you so slowly you wished you had a gun nearby.
Perspective - you need it.
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>>745420997
As said here already - don't get HPV...
Get a fucking vaccination, even if you are male.
It's a virus that will trigger a fierce form of cancer in your genital area.
That should get your attention 800 times more than any herpes infection, and it contracts much the same way (to a degree).
In all fairness, you should be more scared of HPV. And don't even get me started on Viral Hepatitis.
Wear a fucking rubber... Although HPV have been seen to not give a shit about a rubber, so that's one more to be scared about.
And do not take my word for it. Look it up.
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>>745421243
Oh I know that. And 80 million infected Americans isn't very calming.
I had my Gardasil shots at 16 and I'm 21 now, when should I vaccinate myself again?
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Wasn't this thread about a dude wanting to get his dick sucked by a gaylord? Now we're in sex ed lol
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>>745421243
The HPV vaccine is only available to those under 27, FYI. I didn't know and missed the window. :/
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>>745421243
My wife has HPV. She's cheated on me twice, but we're still together. Should I be worried?
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>>745421382
Well, that guy could have gotten the whole STD pokedex if ppl here hadn't warned him of the risk of cumming in some dude's mouth at a gloryhole.
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>>745421424
Yeah...you probably have it
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>>745421382
>Lemme milk your cock
to
>Watch out for HPV and herpes! Get checked!
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>>745421480
>Failing to see the correlation between those two sentences
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>>745421382
Hey! I was one of the ones who talked him out of it. He legit got scared and backed off. The dude was waaaay too desperate for dick and was a dead giveaway.
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>>745421338
Sorry, we do another type of shots where I come from.
Women are free, guys pay.
It should start when you are sexually active, because if you already got it, it could spell trouble.
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>>745421442
I bet he went and did it anyways. Just think of his balls rubbing against his blisters on his chin lol
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>>745421405
That's true for vaccines offered by your particular government.You can pay yourself, I heard about a 50 year old getting it.
Probably around 400 bucks if Shrekli hasn't found out yet.
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>>745416604
If u can't see who's sucking your dick it could be anyone, even a fuckin playboy model. Go for it and probably get sucked by a super hot euro model!*
*more likely a fat trucker
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>>745421424
You SHOULD be checked.
The virus must be eliminated before vaccine can be administered.
Also, you need biopsy checks.
What a bimbo,dump her.
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>>745421553
I lost my virginity at 19 and it's supposed to last 6 years. I've had sex with just one woman and I'm still with her.
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>>745416604
Go for it, just don't let him put one of those clamp things in your cock that stop you from pulling it back out of the hole, fuckin funny joke though
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>>745421688
Wear a fucking rubber - end of story.
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>>745421741
you're good, bro. stay with someone faithful and you'll be set for life.
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>>745421760
Wow, I never heard of that before...
Guys wearing rubber but removing it just before they enter the ass, but clamping?
kek
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>>745421831
End of story*
* Except it's not enough for avoiding HPV or Herpes
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>>745421872
Assuming you are 100% sure she is faithful - we are talking about women and their attached brains here...
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>>745421719
How do you eliminate the virus?
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>>745421872
Thanks bro :) wish you the same
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>>745421969
if you stick with a faithful bitch, you don't have to worry. You're fucked if she isn't, then I would dump that piece of shit and get checked.
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>>745421939
HPV and rubber is hazardous wiht intercourse, oral should be OK, or am I wrong?
Anyone?
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>>745422004
You need to transfer your brain to a computer and then burn the rest of your body. Only way to be sure
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>>745421916
Yeah it's fuckin funny, it's a clamp thing with a padlock that stops the cock from being pulled back out of hole. Asshole gets you hard then clamps you and leaves.
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>>745422085
Oral without rubber is never ok
Oral with rubber is slightly better but HPV is extremely contagious and areas not covered by the condom can also give it to you.
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Ive had my dick sucked by trannies. I dont consider myself gay. They were all unbelievably attractive and feminine.

Getting fucked in the ass is gay. It is a solely homosexual act.

Getting ur dick sucked by someone is not necessarily gay.
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>>745421640
Oh shit really? I did no realize the age limit was only for cost. Thanks /b/rother I'll be getting the vaccine ins the next couple months in case I haven't already gotten it myself.
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>>745416604
Hey its OP and I'm back everyone! I went and saw this gay dude in person. I'm surprised this thread changed into something else lol. I didn't stick my dick in, I talked to him through the hole in his door and we chatted for a while and I decided not to do it. He seemed pissed and told me to get out.

What a fucking stupid night lol
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>>745422219
How's your STD Pokedex doing? Caught 'em all already?
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>>745422114
kek
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>>745422264
was he attractive at least?
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>>745422264
Fuckin Kek! Did u like have you head down at eye level to the hole?
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>>745422264
Why the fuck you go???
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>>745422114
Sadly there is no cure.
This is why you need to get the vaccine as soon as possible.
GF works at a doctors office, they can't do anything if you have it already.
You need regular checks if you have certain high risk variations of it.
So if you have it, get your physician to sort out what type it is, and take it from there.
And donot go spreading it to other people - which means your best shot is to find a partner with the same type of HPV, or take ridiculous precautions.
This is just a mean type of infection - get vaccinated as soon as possible.
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>>745422264
Smart move anon ...
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>>745422354
Not the slightest. He was kinda scruffy and was wearing a blond wig instead. I really wanted to take a picture but didn't want to be rude lol

>>745422360
Yeah I did. He REALLY wanted me to stick my dick in, after a while he wanted to at least lick my balls or something.

>>745422375
I was still horny as shit and wanted to scope him out. Thank god I didn't do it lol
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