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Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host
Don't you want to know about what will happen in your bleak and meaningless lives?
The rules
>fortunes might take some time to make
>reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread
>i have the right to refuse service to anyone
>one fortune per anon
>fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit
>discussion is accepted
>any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you
>last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
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Can you post a seductive Osaka? Thank you.
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>>745379887
Is this seductive enough for you anon
>your fortune says don't touch yourself
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>>745379989
Don't worry. I won't.
I just find it sad that there are so few seductive Osaka pictures. She's a very beautiful girl who is overshadowed by her plainness.
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>>745380154
Are you kidding theres alot of bdsm pictures of her
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>>745380466
I mean just, seductive. Not porn or anything.
Like...
Hold on.
Like this. It's not pornographic, it's not overtly lewd, it's not trying to be sexual.
But it is very seductive.
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Fortune pls, fortuneanon
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>>745380661
I have this as well and I get what you mean
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>>745380982
Sure anonu
>your fortune says don't pet the white dog
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>>745381025
It's a weird tightrope between too lewd and not lewd at all. And I can appreciate the girls who can walk it.
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may I please have a fortune for this already incredibly fortunate anon?
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>>745381255
So are you complementing it also tomoko is super popular irl that's why she gets those kind of art azumanga rarely gets mentions now and when it does people are like hey I memeber this
>>745381372
Why of course Christ Chan
>your fortune says you will win 23 conseqtive legal battles
>>745381401
Hi chitoge
>your fortune says you will gain temporary happiness
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>>745382011
>your fortune says you will win 23 conseqtive legal battles
Thank ruuu osaka!! ^.^ guess I better get to work
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>>745382011
Yes, I am. Seduction is an art of subtlety, and only certain characters can really tap into it.
Well, Tomoko is also newer compared to Osaka and the Azumanga crew. Even Chiyo-chan is older than Tomoko. However, Osaka is easily one of the more popular Azumanga Daioh girls. Yes, they are all represented often in memes, but Osaka really takes the cake.
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>>745379502
/gbqc8N
Here channel link for anyone interested
>>745382376
Make sure you tell them that gods not dead ok?
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Im about to embark on a crazy journey to chase love give me a fortune
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Osaka-chan! Osaka-chan! How successful will my endeavors be this next week?!
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>>745379502
fortune
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>>745379502
gibe fortune pls
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>>745382655
Tell me more anonu
>your fortune says resort to violence if need arises
>>745382696
You will win five bucks of a lottery ticket
That's is all
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>>745382978
I can buy a lot with five bucks.
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>>745382929
Sure
>your fortune says you will die from drinking to much
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>>745383181
Like what five bucks isn't alot?
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>>745382978
>got into days long argument with a prolific troll on /b/
>end up getting into super deep conversations while trying to out-asshole each other
>convince each other to drop our life plans that are making us depressed
>plan to meet by beginning of next year to begin our epic romance
I dont even know
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>>745383317
Fifty ten-cent candies. Or several hotdogs. Or even a five dollar footlong.
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>>745382484
Well she did have alot of memes also osaka is best also in my opinion why else did I chose her
>>745383328
Are you a guy or girl?
>>745383654
But anonu footlongs cost six bucks now
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>>745383959
Gril.
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>>745384021
What you liked about him?
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>>745383959
I CAN STILL DREAM
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>>745384541
I guess
>>745384573
Sorry anonu
>your fortune says try posting in another language
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>>745383959
>daftpunkosaka.ytmnd.com
Nice.
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>>745384309
He sees the beauty in entropy
He values hard work
Comfy nihilism
Russian Accent
Hates liberals
Very direct
Idk its hard to say why you like a person without going into a long gay spiel
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>>745384797
I know
>>745384918
Entropy is scary
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>>745385133
Why fear the inevitable
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>>745386092
Because it will happen and ill not come back again
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>>745386599
You don't know that.
Obviously its contrary to everything you are doing but if you understand its a natural part of life why fear it?
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>>745386599
Oh cool, you're using that, huh?
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>>745383328
This is the most retarded shit I have ever read kek
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>>745387040
It is
But its happening nigga. Flying to a post-soviet country to meet a guy i met through 4chan.. ill green text it after
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>>745386826
I don't know
>>745386911
Yeah its very presentable
>>745387199
Do so in hear ok
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>>745387199
How long have you guys been ehhm talking?
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>>745387401
Yeah. Maybe I outta make a new one...
We'll see.
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>>745387526
Few months.
>>745387401
Will do. What happens when an unstoppable troll meets an immovable tsundre?
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>>745379502
This seems interesting
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>>745387639
Ok, im not judging but few months sound like 1 or 2 months
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>>745387848
Yeah that's about right.
You dont think its possible to feel love for someone in that time frame? Think its possible to feel something so compelling it makes you want to move half way across the globe?
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>>745387584
Make a new what?
>>745387639
Do they fuck?
>>745387797
>your fortune says learn how to cut arteries properly
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Please wake up Alice instead of this.
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>>745387981
Fuck off altuism on /b/ has to exist outside of Alice or Alice will literally kill herself.
>>745387965
God i hope so
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>>745387965
Why would I cut myself?
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>>745387965
A new drawing.
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>>745387981
Faggot
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>>745379502
Ok then
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>>745387964
I kinda feel like I know who is this anyways indeed sounds crazy but possible, gl my femanon friend
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>>745387981
I don't know who Alice is anonu
>>745388055
Me too
>>745388093
Not yourself other people arteries
>>745388096
Yoh should in fact I thought up of a request already
>>745388220
Yay a taker
>your fortune says you will accomplish noting useful in life other than getting a one time hug
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>>745388395
Oh ok so I'm going to be a serial killer then?
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>>745388395
A request, you say?
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>>745388374
Thanks. it's not something ive decided easily.. and some how that makes it scarier. Appreciate your encouragement anon. Ima do it. Worth
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>>745388548
Yeah anon
>>745388560
Yeah I have one do you want to draw it out for me?
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>>745388816
I can give it a try.
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>>745388623
Weren't you trying to bring him to your country?
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>>745389067
Ok here it goes I want you to draw osaka shooting with one of these guns
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>>745389110
Thats the eventual plan
Im visiting him first, though. Gotta make sure we have chemistry
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Will i have good fortune in i dump my gf? She is totally dependant on me and may be homeless if i do, but fuck her!
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>>745389558
She will try to sue so watch out anonu
>your fortune says you will have some guilt in you
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Bump
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i'm tired of life
fortune pls
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>>745390955
So am I but im still here
>your fortune says think before you act on things
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Fortune please
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>>745391137
I think to much and don't act but thanks osaka
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>>745379502
OSAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>745391242
>your fortune says all your hair will fall off
>>745391574
I didn't help you enough though
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>>745383328
You should both kys
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>>745391861
Yes anonu?
>your fortune says to shut the fuck up
>>745391932
>your fortune says this is a hypno free zone
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>>745392224
is azumanga daioh a good anime
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>>745392403
It is but I would read the manga first
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>>745392546
thanks i will read it :) :) :)
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>>745379502
Will I ever find redemption?
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>>745392918
Good on you have fun
>>745393168
That's if your willing to fight for it gabu
>your fortune says all is forgiven over time
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>>745389297
How's this?
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>>745393924
Fucking cool add me on discord if you like
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>>745393983
There's an idea.
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>>745394014
Do you want it?
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>>745394268
It's okay, I'm already there.
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>>745394440
*smiles*
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Fortunez plz
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>>745395054
>your fortune say......................
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>>745395186
>your fortune says a ball of mucus will clog you up
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Fortune, pls.
>>745395210
>kasuga ayumu
I swear I forgot her name until I saw this.
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Fuck me up with some of that good shit.
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>>745395953
Why did you forget my name anonu?
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>>745396043
Pls no kill me.
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>>745396237
I take pic instead
>your fortune say bring more next time bitch
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>>745396360
It is spam
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>>745379502
Hit me, Fortunon.
I like these threads.
A Waha in advance
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>>745396475
>>745396360
This is like those DIO pics on yorai's site.
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>>745396360
Googly-eyes truly make everything funnier.
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>>745396543
I saved the last one you came
>your fortune says the wahas will improve your sex life
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>>745379502
roll
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>>745396785
>your fortune says the pink chicken will come again to give your computer a virus
>>745396811
So do you want a fortune?
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