>hello comrades. I'm louis from thread/745374328. As

>>745375682
we need marketing materials and a false twitter handle, possibly facebook

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Anxious anon checking in

>>745375842
i can easily take care of marketing materials. Design album cover commissions every now and then.

Keep bumping!

MEGA BUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Marketing ideas and text that sound legit. What do people have?

alright imma b afk for a few, please bump and make fake posters.

-louis

>>745376523
We need a draft poster going.

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Reference material for poster

Isn't it too early for this shit

>>745377492
nope, perfect time.

>>745377492
Better 5 minutes too early than 5 minutes too late.

>>745377492
normies will absorb anything they see on mainstream news sources, some idiots will find it and believe it.

make sure NOBODY uses any sort of #shockabsorbent or something in this thread, anyone can find what we're discussing and expose it as a hoax

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>>745377944

>>745377944
boi

>>745377944
Somebody tell him

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pretty bad, please help!

>>745378799
suggestion, elaborate as to why they are shock resistance

>>745378799
It's a good draft. Add words like "Revolutionary Shock Absorbing Inserts"
You know, something that sounds apple

>>745379150
>>745379030
alright, well im tired and fucking lazy
if you can get any of that other shit added on that'd be pretty cool.
i'll come back later.

>>745379030
The revolutionary Shock Absorber was inspired from the design of human spine. The human spine evolved to develop curves, which would from then on be used to absorb massive amounts of shocks. This revolutionary change, for the first time, made humans bipedal. The iPhone X has been designed in layers, and through intricate engineering, we have managed to stack the layers of the phone in a curve rather than the usual vertical alignment. This also helped us remove the home button entirely.

>>745380479
THIS. (except the home button bit)

>>745378799
12 stories is a bit much imo

>>745380829
yup

>>745380479
Annnnd thats a wrap!

Print it nigga

>>745380829
The extra curve alignment of the layers, helped free up space near the bottom of the phone, allowing us to, for the first time ever, completely remove the Home button.

makes it sound like more proof imo

>>745380890
Maybe go like 8?

>>745381285
don't mention anything? we will have lolz seeing them trying to figure it out

>>745377056
This looks terrible, nothing like an apple ad or even close to ever being an apple ad

>>745378799
Get rid of "worth of falling" that's retarded sounding

>>745381348
True

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bumping to ensure post stays alive

>>745381491
ur retard

>>745381759
nuh uh

>>745381285
what?

memse

hey

>>745381359
in your opinion tbh

hue

>>745383101
wtf

>>745383101
to be fair anon, he's got a point. the apple logo looks a little squashed and I don't remember there ever being a watermark on the bottom left.

>>745375682
Will i still have to manually drill my 3.5mm headphone adapter port?

>>745383511
guess so anon. guess so.