>Halloween 2017
>you and your best bro decide to do Justice League for the big party
>batmanvssuperman.jpeg
>night of party and best bro comes out dressed like pic related
>"h-hey anon, I wanted to be Wonder Woman instead of Superman....i-s is that ok?"
what do?
>>745333738
fuck that pretty little boipucci
>>745333738
Tell him if he comes dressed like that I don't know him. Call him a faggot as I leave alone for the party. Get mega drunk in an attempt to forget my best bro is a huge faggot
>>745333738
go to the party and get drunk enough to forget its my best bro then fuck the shit out of him
>>745333738
Tell him this is how he's dressed when you jerk off to him. Ask him if his ass is as tight as you've thought it is and if he can drain your balls as well as in your fantasies.
>>745333738
tell him we arent going anywhere and proceed to pull my dick out
>>745333738
tell him it's ok and that he should be careful and check his drink often cuz i dont want him to get roofied
>>745333981
this
>>745333738
lick from his heels to his boipucci and eat it til he squeals
>>745333738
you werent supposed to be superman, you were CIA, retard, and i was masketta man
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Forget the party, fuck the boipucci all night. Marry best friend
>>745333738
Dude wth. That doesn't make any sense. Now it's like two jackasses dressed as super heroes.
>>745336262
BANEPOSTING THREAD COMMENCES
>>745333738
ask bro to be my gf then probably get turned down because he is too hot for me
>>745333738
No dude! We cannot wear the same costume!
>>745333738
h-h-hey anon, do you want t-t-to take m-my boycherry...
>>745333738
give him a best bro-job, of course
>>745337456
oh yeah...anon...doooooooo it