What's the dumbest thing you did while horny? Pic related.

>>745323567
went to a random house in the hood dressed as a girl to meet up with a craigslist nig. idk wtf I was thinking just fell really deep into the sissy memes. when i got there he was sitting out front smoking a blunt. he told me he lived alone and there was a lot of cars out front and I could hear people inside. I walked up and just felt a terrible feeling so I told I forgot my cell phone in my car and just drove away

>>745323875
Thats pretty gay

>>745323567
Why?

>>745323567
masturbated, i regetted it afterwards

>>745324250
Idk. Blood is kinda tasty, you know
It tastes funny

>>745324516
Enjoy hell

>>745323567
Bloody hell anon, what was the second dumbest thing you did while horny?

>>745323567
Created a second snapchat account, added every somewhat hot girl I know and sent dickpics to all. Then one day one teased me into telling who I am and proceeded to tell everyone. Fml

>>745327207
Y though

>>745323567
>Fuck people I shouldn't (gay best mate, 15 year old girls when I was 21, other women when I've been in a relationship).
>Came in my own mouth, immediate regret.
>Shoving stuff up my arse.

>>745326831
I dont even know. Im not even into that shit. After i came i look myself in the mirror and i looked like fucking dracula

>>745327207
Newbie. I've been doing that for the last 3 years.

>>745326831
Stealing dirty panties, maybe? I have like 25

>>745323567
Looks like an alien trying to fit into human culture. Remember the movie Coneheads

>>745323567
>her

>>745328710
>>745328776
Believe or not. She's an international "miss". She's currently going to americanidontwhat beauty contest.

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>>745323875
I'm disappointed in you, son.

>>745323875
Are 50% of /b/tards crossdressing faggots?

>>745323875
>you just walked out of a gangbang orgy

>>745329812
yea I think so honestly. i figure it starts out as curiosity/desperation to be close to something feminine since most havent been intimate with women

>>745323567
One time I touched a girl bob

>>745329828
yea pretty sure they were planning on getting me fucked up and gangbanging me

>>745329997
how did it feel anon

>>745329991
Sad man. I mean, i'm not a beauty but i can still get pussy.

>>745323567
Breaking and entering to steal clothing and watch people while they're sleeping.

>had to stop because it got boring
>not a murderer or a rapist so the only escalation is to that which isn't my thing
>want to go to a therapist but can't admit to committing crimes like this

>>745330155
Fell good

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Watched ebony porn and laughed...

I've been stealing my bestfriend's panties for the last 10 years. We were 14 at the time. I still have the first one, a hello kitty pantie lol
Also, i had a pornblog when i was like 12. Older pedo men and pedo women used to do webcam shows for me

>>745330478
A confidentiality agreement comes with therapists and psychiatrists where if it doesn't immediately harm yourself or others, they keep it to themselves.

Don't be afraid to get help

>>745330478
My favorite was to go in through open windows, you can remove the screen pretty easily and most people don't lock their windows for convenience.

Most houses are empty during the day, and most people work early enough to be asleep between 12a-4a. The urge to do weirder shit like piss or shit or steal food is pretty strong but every extra thing you do runs the risk of attracting attention or leaving evidence behind. Dormitories are still the easiest targets though now they have a lot of rules about who can be where in dorms at certain times.

>>745323567
jacked off into my stepmom bra.

>>745331256
Yeah, that's true, but most therapists are required to report felonies and future felonies, and I'm worried that talking about this would get me pur back into a hospital at best and arrested at worst.

>>745331329
>stepmom
It's not your blood. Fuck her if you want

>>745331426
I actually need a therapist but i dont have the confidence to talk about my issues to a stranger

>>745331256
In murica, Confidentiality ends when crimes are involved. If the therapist doesn't report it, they are breaking the law.

>>745331529
nah ill pass.. that when i was young teen willing fuck everything.

>>745330255
Shit, I'm pretty but haven't got sex in two years

>>745331637
I would recommend therapy, if you feel out of control or like you might do something impulsive. It might not stop you from thinking or feeling a certain way, but externalizing your issues can make them easier to deal with

Suck 5 different dicks.
Yes I'm a guy.
I enjoyed it each time but I always feel guilty afterwards

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I followed my gfs younger sister (16, we are 21) when saw her like this <- while going to gf. Not only took some creeps, but also masturbated (no one around, luckily!) through a pocket and finished approaching her and hugging for a welcome from behind, as I often do.

While having sex with gf that evening I recorded her blowjob in me, while I looked at this creep.

I mean I stole her photo folder and capped to those already, but that was much even for me. No regret though. Gives so much to this photo

I don't want to cum while flapping so my wife can feel it dripping when I cum inside her. Instead I'll edge then piss all over my chest so I don't waste any cum

Going to the Antwerp red light district, horny so just walk directly up to a nice looking asian chick, only notice then that it was a shemale, instead of walking out I thought fuck it paid him and got a bj and fucked his ass.
Slightly regret it tbh.

Played with my friend's cock when he was passed out drunk, I was wasted too. Ended up trying to finger him, then I passed out with my had between his ass crack. He woke up, punched me in the face and left. I drove home so hammered, and haven't spoken with him since

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I tell my gf that I love her when she blowjobs me. And when she stops to tell the same, I interrupt her half word by forcing her down to my balls.

>>745331987
You're not pretty

Cumming in my own mouth.

>>745333099
you a homo now faggot

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I went in to my friends mom room while she was asleep and fucked her hand fingered her pussy (very heavy sleeper) I pulled her bra down a bit and exposed her tits and just managed to put a couple drips of cum on her nipples and the rest in her underwear on her bush pic related it's the woman I came on.
the pic is from a CD I found in her room

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this is her pussy and tits

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I also fucked the sheves of her red komono
the one in the picture

>>745334752
Gross.
My sis blow me when i was 8. She was 13
I still fap to the memories even thought i hate her. She's here btw kek

>>745333428
That's actually beautiful. Not even kidding.

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I was only about 18 at the time but I still jerk off to the memories she was 35

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here she is with a friend

I came on my sister's face while she was sleeping and got caught.

>>745333277
Gay as fuck

>>745333428
Pretty similar way I did my gf a Dirty Sanchez.

>>745335882
Kek
Elaborate pls

This thread has made me feel so much better about my life.
I am not a faggot.
I actually fuck girls.

Then I see how shitty and desperate you trap loving sissy faggot basement dwelling monkeys are and I just feel way better.

>>745336339
Fucking same. I fuck 5/10 girls but at least i fuck

i broke a leg off my sister's barbie and shoved it up my ass. it was supposed to feel good.
meh. it's like salt on watermelon. maybe someday i'll take a big ol dick in my pooper again but i have no desire or intention to right now.

>>745335882
i don't believe you. go on

used to get blow jobs and hand jobs and only once was fucked by my friends younger sister (legal), I woke up once to her rubbing cock and she had put my hand in her knickers night ended well. we was watching a movie really late/early morning around 2AM the movie had sex scenes in it and I noticed she was masterbating so i went over and pulled her panties down and started to lick and suck and finger her and she satrted moaning I told her to be quite I was as hard as a rock from her moaning and she came once and at this point I had my troucers down and she sucked me off for about ten minutes and came so hard I nearly hit the roof with my cum. best day ever

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I was in the shower and didnt have like lube shit..so I shat into my own hand and used that as lube.. Stunk like shit afterwards and got yelled at by everyone to go clean myself

>>745323567
I got caught masturbating to some dirty panties... caught by the girl...
There was litetally like 20 friends of mine.
Thankfully she didnt tell anyone bc i ask her.

>>745336909
Also, she dont talk to me anymore lol

>b/ in high school
>take accounting class
>dumb
>miss test on purpose
>re-take during teacher prep, in her room
>solid 7/10 teacher
>she sits at her desk, I sit directly across from her in old-timey quasi drafting desk
>scribble shit on my paper, keep glancing up , c/cups resting on her desk
>nervous impending failure + teacher tits boner
>slowwwwly unzip
>start stroking, staring at paper, glancing at her face
>lean back in chair, looking pensive and studious, boner tip reaches edge of desk
>ask her a question with my bare cock three feet away, direct line of sight, out of her view by a millimeter
>don't remember what she said, but situation makes me cum early
>sperm arcs into the air, thankfully backwards onto jeans and not onto the desk.
>flying cum HAS to be in her line of sight
>mutter incoherent answer, hand in test, pull shirt down, shuffle out
>go home and fap
>no observable differences in her behavior for rest of year

Had a girlfriend, got laid whenever I wanted, still felt the need to jack and cum in class in front of my teacher.

>>745336776
Why didn't you just use soap you idiot...

>>745337794
I ran out of it half way through lmao

I put my 10yo lil penis into a coca cola bottle and it get stuck. After 2 hrs i decided to brake the bottle.

>>745323567
I was married, and hadn't been laid in a considerable amount of time. Remember older ex co-worker that had a thing for me. I was 28, she was in her early 40s. She's a butterface, but I don't fucking care . Epic tits, and tight ass. I went to her place, we smoked a bunch of weed, and fucked each other senseless all day. Haven't seen her since.
>Walk of shame

I ran away to Argentina in my private sub, then have lived my long life regretting the whole Jew thing......

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I used to put cum in my friends mother's coffee cup then make her coffee watching her slip from the slip was like having her blow me over and over I always put just enough coffee so she could not taste it, and a few time I would masturbate in front of her face while she was sleeping in the front room she was a heavy sleeper a brass band woudnt wake her so I would slip a finger in her the first time I tryed I nearly came from seeing her pussy(she wears loose clothes)as I sliped my midle finger in her pussy she let out a moan of sorts and I nearly had a heart attak but I slowly slipped it back in and started to slowly finger her untill I knew she not going to wake up I stuck my dick in her mouth and face fucked her and fingered and came in her mouth and saw my cum drippling out of her mouth. getting hard thinking about it

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>>745323567
Masturbated with a 12 year old's dirty underwear, licking up the cunt crust

Pic possibly related

>>745340023
Wow, 12yo mentioned on /b/ and no reaction? The golden age has passed... lol

>>745340023
SDOM SDOM SDOM ANAL

Let a tickle fight with 2 13 year old girls get way out of hand. They're both in their 30's now and still have no regrets.

>>745340023
sarah??? thats my friends cousin

>>745323567

More detail ond pick of her?

>>745341489
location?

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>>745341489

>>745323567
You certainly were horny. I licked my mom's heels

>>745342363
I did the same with op's pic related heels

>>745329991
>desperation to be close to something feminine

Yo I want a gf too, but I'm not going around dressing as a chick because of it lmao.

>>745343803
>yo
Likk rouy fels riggen

>>745343345
Did you like it?

>>745327755
You aint alone anon. We all here have fucked up

>>745323567
I was 18 or so and staying with my aunt who lives in Colorado, caught her having sex with her then boyfriend (they are married now) and I watched through the open door.
She caught me watching and seemed to be into it somewhat because she kept watching me watching her and of course I was all kinds of turned on and hard.
She had been fingering herself during my free show and when they were done she took the condom off of her boyfriend and started twards the door.
I backed into the hall and she came out, She handed me the condom and touched my lips as if to say "shhhhhh" but she slipper her finger into my mouth when she did it.
She walked past me into the bathroom to clean up and I want back to my room.
I jerked off while sucking on the condom, cum still inside, I ate the cum at the same time that I came then kept tasting the condom thinking about my aunt.

The worse part is that now that they are married I see dude often (they moved back home to the state that I am in) and its just sort of weird having eaten his cum to have to be around him sometimes.

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>>745341489
OP is fucked

>>745344195
I'm a footfag but no. They smelled new. So meh

>>745344755
>op is fucked
Nigger, wtf are you talking about?