ITT: We poorly describe video games and see how many others can

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>be me
>special forces
>sent to middle east to gain intel for our corporation
>disease going around everywhere, so place is quarentined
>find out my company created the disease to sell vaccines or some shit
>pissed off, I decide to stay in quarentine and tell people on internet

>>745299136
Until the last line looked like Dude Sex.

>>745298623
doom
>>745299136
metal gear v

my turn:
>late for work
>overcook someone's soup
>fuck up real bad on the job
>need to become interdimensional janitor HR guy with a speech impediment

>>745299848
janitor for a HR guy*

>>745299136
spec ops?

>>745299848
>>745299881
wrong, but nice try.

>be highschool student
>get with every female in the school
>shoot yourself in the head to kill demons

>>745299136
this is obviously Dying Light. what do i win?

>>745301453
Every Persona game

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>>745301680
a poorly edited hitler reaction

>>745301726
3 specifically good job

>>745301797
Worth. give me another one. i dont get the way these other fags describe things.

>military commander in space
>fighting aliens and robots
>have to choose between letting a girl die or a guy die in one of the last levels

>Was bandit when was young
>Mates abandon me for being a pussy and being shot
>Bitch ass government decides I have to find my old mates and kill them
>KILLING SPREE
>Ok buddy, you can live your life
>PS. That was a lie lol

>be me
>poor as shit
>at least have hot sister
>get tricked
>sister is kill
>im also kill
>wait, im not kill
>thank you cripple lady
>also doge.exe
>condoms in a videogame?
>cant save you from your irl canceraids


good luck

>>745302049
either mass effecrlt 1 or 2, ima go with 2

>>745302317

Nope, 1, you can keep everyone alive in 2

>>745302245

Red dead redemption

Go to fair. Meet nice girl. Suddenly in middle ages.

>>745302590

Chrono trigger

>>745302590
Pokemon mystery dungeon 2

>>745302246
i want someone to get this. HINT 1: xbox 360 exclusive

>>745302676
Eh, low hanging fruit. Couldn't help it.
>>745302663
Fuck, does this mean I need to play the shit out of Mystery Dungeon?

>>745302246
shenmue

>>745302775
game is lit fam. you should play it, not in public thon pokemon makes you look faggy

>>745302747
Fable 2

une
>thanks for patching me up, doc
>head straight north and die

deux
>start new game
>stats: killed 1

trois
>ice-man waking up from ice-sleep
>see cool gun in locked box "coming back for ya!"

>>745298623
>wake up as a nigger
>ooo free bike man shieeeet
>get pulled over by po po
>these my duggets now playa
>all you had to do was follow the locomotive Johnson first name carl

>>745302914
yes
i fucking love you. best game series (minus the 3rd one) ever.

>>745302941
San Andreas

>Be me
>Late for work
>Destroy workplace in accident
>Military almost kills me
>several times
>End up leaving with some grey guy in a suit after killing a fetus

>>745302246
Fable 2

>>745303003
Grove street 4 lyfe

>>745302870
Who cares? I'm a big boy and I'm gonna play the shit out of some Pokemon. Thanks man.
>>745302941
GTA3?
>>745302986
>best game series (minus the 3rd one)
Glad some Anons are alright.

>>745303025
Half Life 1

>>745303032
assuming you didnt read the other guys answer, i fucking love you too. glad other people have played my all time fav game

>>745302925

Various Fallout games

>>745303025
Half life

>>745303092

Yeah, only saw it after I posted. It was a good description, used to love that game.

>>745301899
>be me, middle aged dare devil
>wife got sick and died, left me to raise kid by myself
>pimp frames me for terrorism
>have to find meds for sick kid
>kill pimp and save kid, somehow clear my name

>>745303092
This one was fucking easy tho, Fable 2 popped to mind before I was done reading it.

>city gets destroyed
>come on man
>asshole does his own vigilante justice
>COME ON MAN THAT ISN'T HOW THIS WORKS
>weird assholes follow his ideal
>have to get my own ragtag group to deal with them
>even weirder assholes decide to step in and be fuckboys
>they're being run by a conspiracy and don't even know it
>hate my life

>be me
>on a neon platform in a giant black expanse
>wtf
>some guy hits me with a disk
>ded

>>745303250
Dead rising 2

okay, this is an old original xbox exclusive, good luck
>special security squad i think?
>called to govt facility
>not too bad
>o shit, its bad fam
>ppl dead, virus
>people be zombies
>wait, not zombies?
>aliens fam, aliens
>get infected
>switch between virus and human
>so fucking lit
>its all a big consipiracy

probably not as hard of an explanation as it should be, whatever

>have nightmares
>some cockhead asks me very specific questions
>wake up
>become the cockhead
>do various odd jobs around town

>be me
>hanging w/ friends, play some stupid game for free food.
>lost. Take a nap.
>visit sick friend at hospital
>fallofrome.jpg

>>745299848
Half-Life

>>745302245
GTA V

>>745303310
>neon
>disk
has to be tron?

>>745303445
HOLY SHIT AREA 51? That game was pretty rad.

>>745303541
nope

>>745303550
holy fuck that was fast. yup. you got it.

>>745303557
fuck. too hard fam. pokemon mystery dungeon 1

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>>745303380
good jobs

> bad guy army formation marches towards you
> front line of bad guys shoots at you
> you can take cover from the shots
> you have to break cover to shoot back
> the cover breaks down a little with each shot and eventually the bad guys can shoot through it

>>745303737
space invader

>>745303644
Replayed it recently. Pretty clunky but its still pretty cool for an xbox game

>>745303737
Space Invaders

>>745303487
wtf lol. good fucking riddle my dude. im lost

> run around a maze grabbing items
> bad guys chase you around the maze, trying to kill you
> a few of the items let you turn around and kill the bad guys, but most of them don't
> object is to grab all the items

>>745303758
>>745303808
yep

>>745301453
Persona pretty obvious

>>745303853
Slender: The Eight Pages

>>745303853
Pac-Man.

Or Home Alone.

>>745303792
yeah i want to. probably will over an emulator of some kind

>>745299848
Half life?

>>745302925
>deux
Post this one's name before the thread's up.

>>745303487
fucking what nigga

>be locked up
>sliver hero breaks you out
>walk a little bit when you almost die by fatty
>kill fatty and find your friend sliver bro
>he's not gonna make it
>he gives you a parting gift
>kill silver bro

>>745303487
Stardew Valley?

>>745298623
>you wake up
>huge-ass world
>stupid dirt poor squids everywhere with mudhuts
>you build shit

>>745303853
Dark cloud

>>745304063
Minecraft or Terraria

>>745303915
nope.
>>745303922
the first one.

>be me
>Great woodworker
>Good farmer
>Excellent swordfighter
>Has bowskills
>Sssssssssssss

>>745304152
Minecraft

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>>745302941
"I'd like two number 9's; a number 9 large; a number 6, extra dip; a number 7; two number 45's, one with cheese; and a large soda."

>>745304184
Correct.

>>745303487
Part 2

>keep doing random jobs around town
>people can't finish them
>cockhead keeps taunting you in nightmares
>friend comforts you whoever you go.

>be me
>on tower in deserted city
>thinking about people talking about me
>sad
>dives off tower
>beats everyone's ass for 30 hours straight

>slap some titties
>kill some aliens
>kill some pig-aliens
>slap some alien titties
>throw some shit (literally)
>jet fuel cant melt steel balls

>>745304083
Correct. Let me try harder:

>green shits take over wall
>ghost attached to protagonist
>political manipulation

>>745303310
Tron?

>be me
>randomly enter some weird maze
>advance through it, find some vegan shit
>mother is a fucking lunatic and wanna kill me
>i am jesus
>i am bad
>i am everyone

>>745304332
Duke Nukem

>>745304332
Duke Nukem Forever.

>Rogue transmission

>>745304354
no

>>745304298
duden now im even more fucking lost.

is this a game you made up while on a coke-binge?

>>745303487
>>745304298
hotline miami

> run up and down a hill
> bad guys chase you
> if they catch you, you cuss up a storm and then fall off the hill
> objective is to run over every part of the hill

>>745304365
The Binding of Isaac

>>745304017
Obviously Dark Souls

>>745304374
yup

>>745304435
Correct.

>>745304433
Q-bert.

>>745304383
yessir

>>745304071
nope, correct result already guessed

>>745304433
That dicknose alien dude Queef or some shit

>>745304336
Shadow of Mordor

>>745304477
damn. it's like you guys have heard of these before.

>>745304417
Part 3

>drugs are a huge part of it
>turns there's a whole plan behind these odd jobs
>cockhead asks me if I like hurting people

>>745298623
Akiba's Trip?

>>745304432
GG

>>745304562
Hotline Miami

>Failure piles up while success quickly vanishes

>>745304600
its obvious, people on here are just tards

>>745304332
Duke nukem forever

>clowns stealing shit

>>745304549
Correct. Next up:

>wake from a coma
>get the new ipad
>fight shit
>cook shit
>dat ass

>Be a Pilgrim
>Salem, Oregon 1800s
>Vampire bites you
>switchingsides.exe
>Go on to lynch the rest of the town.

>>745304680
Payday or payday 2

>>745304365
binding of isaac ?

>wake up on flaming spaceship
>bunkmate tells you how to open doors using him
>conveniently escape using last escape pod
>obtain various companions one of which falls in love with you
>try to find some asshole trying to kill planets n shit
>kill him but find out you were his friend

>>745304298
Pokemon mystery dungeon?

>>745304701
yep

>play as man with old boomstick
>shoot other man with old boomstick
>in a weird looking place
>called stal-something

>Get some titty
>Turns out you ain't got no titty after all

>>745304562
Hotline Miami

>>745304723
KOTOR

>>745298623
corki.

>>745304788
Call of duty world at war

>>745304800
Correct!

>>745304696
Town of salem

bad fur day

>>745304723
also, who falls in love with you?

> WTF Dire state for this county
> Helocoper
> Now in the shit
> FANtastic

>>745304723
Star wars knights of the old republic

>>745304833
correct

>>745299136
Guessing this is resident evil 5 , the Africa one

>instruments
> jumping around

>>745304836
You can get Juhani or Bastilla to do it. I think Carth if you're a female too

game shits bricks

what game faggets

>Wake up on alien planet
>Living balls
>dudewhat.exe
>put them in a cage and sell their shit for money

> Man says you go do
> kid like 'sure'
> ball of light
> suddenly wanna bone a fish

>racing game where your opponent dosent move

>Throw into your arms
> Use to get more things
> Bike shorts is the best part
> Horn(y)s

>>745304956
Ocarina of time.

>>745304999
Big rigs over the road racing?

>>745304999
trips win free dick

>Be a kid
>Billionaire Dad kills mum
>Try to fuck up my dad
>He throws me off a cliff
>Turns out I'm a demon
>Survive
>FFS
>Other rich kids don't have these problems

> Mirrors woah
> Travel to worlds
> Actually not a bad game
> Kinda slow

>on an island with almost 100 people
>suddenly everybody's in a plane
>you have to jump
>you have to kill everybody and run from the electricity

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>>745303516
Yikes, its a bit hard to do so I'll admit but you guys should play Persona 1

>>745304953
I don't know what the answer is, but I really want to.

>>745305097
PUBG

>mechs and firearms
>hallways in huge buildings
>raven

>>745305081
newborn baby