I dont understand how people can stay sober day in and day out,

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Maybe you need to be more focused

I've just spent 2 months sober and I've finally cracked and bought myself a bottle of vodka.

I just found a crack pipe at work. What do? Can't post picture cuz file size too big

>>745256007
I honestly wish I could quit drinking.
I say I'm not gonna drink for a couple of weeks, then 30 minutes later I'm on the way to the shop to get beer.

I used alcohol as a coping mechanism and even though now my life has improved, the bad drinking habits stayed.
When someone finally gives me a job it'll be just the tonic I need to stop drinking all the time out of boredom.

>>745256351
Are you an idiot?
>Yes
Go into settings and change the pixle ratio.
>No
Well played on making me reply.

i've got some dank cush, but no one to smoke it with... feelsbadman

>>745256147
Probably but yet here i am. Been to college, got my degree, did nothing with it. Wish my state would make weed recreational so i could grow without being paranoid and same with opium for that matter

>>745256532
Shit, id light up with you /b/ro, least you got bud to smoke

>>745256523
Wrong.

I've worked all my life and still always found time for drinking.
You're just a born drinker like me dude.

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>>745256007

Well I don't stay sober very often, so it's a little more like I just don't care anymore.

I used to love doing drugs, then I had a VERY bad trip on shrooms and decided to leave that behind, now I just drink. What is everyone drinking this fine friday ?

>>745256531
On mobile, on the shitter. Will provide shortly

>>745256295

faggot

>>745256007
get a hobby and do something positive for yourself, your family or society.

>>745256749
Never really been a drinker myself, ill partake but i just got a weak stomach for liquor. Not too big on hallucinating either after a 3 day lsd trip and experiencing ego death. I do love my opiates, benzos and pot though

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Pipe found at work

>>745256932
I got hobbies but the hobbies require money, money in which i dont have to spend. Kinda the same predicament with the drugs

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>>745256749
I'm with you /b/oy!

>>745256920
Nigger

I just got drunk over some ciders, alone in my flat.

No regrets.

>>745256978

I never understood why taking benzos is a thing. I've tried and never really gotten anything out of it, and I've trie high doses too.

My main drug used to be speed, I was a sucker for that shit because of the effects. but after that shroom trip it was completely ruined, even the high wasn't the same anymore

>>745256546
Worked out great for China in the 19th century!

>>745257208
Add one beer to the equation and it should do somethin for you. Alcohol potentates benzos

>>745256642
I hate smoking alone tho, I never have good high when I smoke alone, my smoke buddy is sick right now so I'm not smoking either.

>>745256007
Yeah, I love drinking. I've been getting piss drunk any chance I get ever since I was about 15 (I'm 28 now). But it's making me more and more aggressive, and it's messing up the relationship with people I really like... So, I've been totally dry for a month and 3 days now.

I used to smoke for 10 years, but I quit 2 years ago, so none of that either.

I smoke weed occasionally and I intend to keep going (as long as it's not a habit).

>>745257231
Are you referring to the opium wars?

>>745257015
Well unless you have something to smoke it's fucking useless and probably has diseases on it from some junkies asshole

>>745257427

Yeah I've tried that too. I heard that it's like this, you get the "drunk feeling", but you don't know it yourself. Then kinda what's the point ? It's just a tease in my opinion, the only thing it worked for was my anxiety, it helped a lot on that. But not getting high. Not even when smoking them

>>745257501
Eh i dont mind smokin by myself, just got older and friends faded away or moved. My one friend is in a union so he can only do opiates cause its out of your system in a few days for drug tests but we are both broke so we havent chilled in a few days

>>745257648
Normally i just fall asleep when i take them. Ill take an opiate over a benzo any day

>>745257887

That's what I'm trying to say, benzos are just medication, not recreational.

>>745257739
I know the feel, I've got only one friend to smoke with too

>>745258117
Its ass honestly. You live in a big city? Or you live in the boonies?

>>745258215
I actually live in a big city, even though now I'm in my hometown for the summer, but that doesn't really matter because we both live in the same city and are from the same hometown, plus I don't really have many friends, to begin with so yeah...

>>745257208
Dude one of my most fucked up trips was from speed.
It fucked me up for about 4 days.

>I phoned the police because I thought people was outside.
>The police came and I fucked them off quickly
>They asked if I was on something
>I was sweating like fuck
>I said no and shut the door
>Then I thought they was still outside all night
>I thought they was knocking on the window telling me to bring my stuff outside
I'm pretty sure I imagined all this part
>I then went into a mad panic and started running around my house like a mad man thinking they was coming through the windows
>i could see shit in the shaddows
>thought they was chucking shit
>then i chucked my speed out an upstairs window
>Then I thought they was trying to sneak drugs back into my house becuse they knew I had got rid of it
>Then i imagined all this other shit where I basically thought they had surrounded my house with cameras and I spent the entire night sat at my kitchen table shitting myself

Forgive me for butchering this story but I've tried so many times in the past to tell it and do it justice but I have long since come to the conclusion I can't so I've given up trying.

>>745258707
If you are lookin for someone to smoke with im sure you could walk around downtown and find a group of people smokin pot. I know in my city if i go to the water steps theres always people smoking there

>>745258710

Speed isn't a trip, it's more like a high. But it does fuck with your paranoia beyond belief, I've been paranoid schizophrenic my whole life though, so I'm used to paranoia in a most familar way.

I've been paranoid since I was a kid, so speed paranoia never really hit me hard, but I can understand that it does that to most people.

>>745256295
will be 3 months for me after tomorrow night.

I'm so fucking bored, but i wasn't exactly any happier when i was drinking, just had a ready supply of easy access endorphins

>>745258710
it might be better if you abstain from taking drugs if you can.

>>745257518
And in general the devastation opium caused to Chinese society.

>>745256007
Been sober for a little over 2 years now (Besides some social drinking and cigarettes)

Gets easier as time passes but god damn some nights when I'm bored I really wish I could just get fucked up for the hell of it, easiest thing is to just try not think about it and keep yourself preoccupied...

alcohol is as much a drug as any other body or mind altering substances. Don't fool yourself it's better just cause it's socially accepted, people!

>>I don't do drug but I drink
same fucking thing

>>745258913
haha, that is true, but I'm super introverted and, sadly, would never bring myself to do such a thing, good thing is that I'm not super desperate to smoke.

Coffee is the best drug

>>745256749
Belarusian beer.

>>745259634

How is beer in Belarussia ? I mostly drink Belgian or Czech when I drink foreign

pretty sure one needs to be drunk or drugged to want to finger bambi's asshole

>>745259019
No I'm talking about something entirely different.
I bought 2Oz and I got fucked up.
It wasn't paranoia, it was full hallucinations. I was even having conversations with the hallucinations.
I wish I could write the full story and do it justice.
I did actually try during the 4 days I was going through all this but I ended up just writing aload of crap about how I learned to photoshop.
I did actually learn to PS at the same time as having this mad 4 day trip.
>You get alot done when you don't sleep.

>>745259422
Yea ive been sober a few days man and im just getting restless. Not withdrawing, not sick, just mind numbing boringness and a pinch of loneliness. Would love a bong rip or a bag of dope right now

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>>745256007

>>745259718
It's rather nice although I have little to compare to. Only tried russian beer and that mexican Corona piss.

>>745259761

you sure you didn't get some form of bath salt ? I used to get that experience from a bathsalt called methalone or something like that.

It was a thrasher on the heart too, I felt so bad for days afterwards unless I had more

>>745259761
>56g's of speed
you may have gone too far in a couple of places

>>745259916

Yeah if you want mexican beer go for Sól, it's brewed on rice and is pretty good and filling too.

If I were to pick up a belarussian beer, what would the name be ?

>>745260061
The only export Krinica Exportnoe which is rather rough for my taste. Regular Krinica or Alexandrya are much better but I believe they don't sell them abroad.
Try russian Zhiguli.

>>745259061
I wasn't either but I also wasn't when sober.
I gave it (in my opinion) enough time for my brain chemicals to level out and I still felt shitty so now I'm just going for a balance of my own conclusion.
As long as I don't just straight away fall into the same trap I think it will be better.
The trick is knowing that you have to deal with the hangovers 1 at a time and not drink them away.

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>>745259807
i know that feel.

i've been thinking the answer is structure - i had structure when i was drinking- get home, get all my shit done, open wine, drink until it is all gone.

now i've done fa on night off, genuinely spent the last hour staring into space, now i'm cruising /b/ and watching anime in bed like this is the highlight of my night.

>>745259235
Ner, it's just a learning curve about taking too much.

>>745260259

I'll have to write that down and look for it, it's always good to try new palettes as opposed to the same piss you can get in every shop

>>745260349
Yea i left my house to come to my parents house and im just sitting here bored as fuck, debating on selling some clothes at platos closet cause i dont wear alot of the shit cause its old people clothes my grandparents got me for christmas years ago

>>745259955
No Seth Rogan didn't speak to me, neither did any other hot dogs.
>>745260013
Do you think?

>>745260315
If you can master it well done. I don't think I'm there yet.

Unless you're doing it for religious nutjob cult reasons, there is no shame in testing the water. It isn't some great moral failing that will send you to hell, it is about finding what is right for you

>>745260747

It also doesn't do that to you. It just makes you very alert and gives you the sweats. Oh, and you can fap for hours like on regular speed.

Many people sell it as "speed" because it has more or less the same effect with a few side effects in a few select people

>>745261064

Another side note is, it used to be legal in MANY places

FUCK!
>I'm back.
I thought after 2 months, half a bottle of vodka would kill me but I just feel normal...
FFS this is a slippery slope.

>>745261165
don't try and operate any heavy machinery

>>745261064
>>745261138
Then it is very possible.
I no longer trust the DD as I have had many complaints with his gear.
>I once thought my batch had been cut with anti depressants due to the irregular side effects.
So what you're saying could be true.

>>745261449

It's very plausible, we used to buy "speed for a year until we had the real deal, and there were MILEs between the high of what we had from the real deal "´(He tested it in a kit for us because we didn't trust him either) and from the botch dealer.

So watch out what you buy, and always have test kits handy. I don't know how to get those though

>>745261445
Bitch!
You'd be horrified at what I've got up to in far worse states than this.
I used to drive 30 miles to work on a Sat morning, sell people incorrect truck parts and operate folk lifts.
Thank fuck they sacked me :)
>The sales targets were too stressful anyway. llolololololol

>>745261645
Have you had any dealings with your speed turning brown?
I'll upload in a sec / can't be arsed to type this on my phone.
But this is the 1st DD i;ve bought it off with brown in it.
It started off with a little brown and then full batches of brown.
I seemed good shit because like he explained it wouldn't freeze in a frezzer and instead remained like playdo.
Any experience?

>>745261645
this is why i wouldn't go back to any kind of illegals. too much shit in the mix from arseholes trying to push for a bigger profit

>>745262315
There is nothing left in the bag except crumbs since it has been left for 2 months of sobriety but...

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>>745262315

Never browning, seems you've got an analogue, I've used to have it yellowing a little. That it doesn't freeze down is due to them putting alcohol in it to stretch it, like pure ethanol.

The best rule of thumb I have is, if it stays white, it's worth a dime. If it's yellowing it means it's treaded, but if stays a sort of brilliant white that really catches the eyes you've got some more or less pure shit. It won't stay brilliant forever though.

Oh, and don't keep it in the freezer, leave it out to dry, it never gets too old if you're a good enough snorter

>>745256007
Unfortunately yes. I love my whiskey and vodka but it's putting a strain on my relationship.

>>745256007
I have PTSD and GAD so it's rather hard to stay sober.

>>745260747
>Do you thInk?
I do
I dread to think what the comedown was like. Descending into the seventh circle of hell, i imagine.

>>745262642
Small problem...
I sacked my speed/coke dealer just over 2 months ago.
His shit has never let me down but I don't intend on buying either off him again.
His coke is too expensive £100 a G (It's good shit but i've had the best and his is not worth the 100.
And his speed is questionable.

>>745256007
I buy various cannabis products every 2 weeks and spend every night before i go to bed getting high. Sometimes when work really messes with me i vape some shatter before showering.

>>745263310

Better to ditch a dealer and bother finding a new one than stick to shit. Coke is definitely overpriced unless you're on REALLY good terms with the dealer, so stick with speed. Lasts longer, and is way cheaper.

I take it you're from England, so if you can find ruskies or poles to buy from you're god set from what I've heard from a friend who recently visited.

>>745263236
Dude, in that particular case the comedown was a god send.
It was a relief just to feel halfway normal again.
Some of the comedowns from his gear have been bad, though non to match that trip. Scouts honor, I'm speaking the truth.

>>745256007
Because being drunk makes me want to kill myself more than being sober.

>>745263901
>scout's honour
I haven't heard that in years. Not the dude you were talking to, but I believe you.

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>>745263532
I live in the sticks so I gotta go with a limited choice.
Truth be told I'll probably just use him again coz he does home delivery.

Should I scrape that bag and get fucked up a little more?
Could be a fun night...

>>745264261

You do whatever you gotta do as long as it doesn't kill you. Just go easy if it's sketchy, take 1½ hourly turns to see what happens. Meaning you take a bump every one and a half hours unless you think you can manage

>>745264367
I'm thinking of just scraping the inside of this bag >>745262537
into a glass of water and mixing it like fuck until it dilutes.
I'll maybe just stick with my alcohol but I'm just a little disenchanted coz I thought it would be an awesome buzz to get pissed after 2 monthes and it's not.

>>745264716

I would say you shouldn't bother with that brown shit and make the dealer show you the real deal. How long have you known him ?

>>745263901
intense. still if you can deal with that you can deal with pretty much anything desu.
>be me
>do 8g's of paste
>get pulled by the copz
>everyone high af
>youre getting strip searched now lads
>cock has shrunk to the size of a maggot
>policemanz laughs in my face and says gtfo
>motherfucker
they didnt find the drugs though. i win again.

>>745264888

That story made me happy, I've never been pulled over on a drug charge

>>745256007
Only boring people get bored.

>>745264852
Few years.
Like i've explained though this is old supply and I have little funds for more.
The fact it is an old bag with just crumbs in it gives me no repercussion.
So unless you're gonna buy it.... No chance.

>>745256007
that picture.....i must fap to it.

>>745264888
>888
Poker face.
Never happened to me but are you me from the future?

>>745257015
Meth pipe bro. Been sober 14 months, feels better than heroin addiction

>>745265128

I'd say you could push him to show the real quality if you've known him that long. Don't get analogues or treaded out shit

>>745256749
Could you tell us about it? If it isnt too much to ask

>>745265412

Tell about what ? the shroom trip ?

>>745264888
For your trips of truth I bring you a story

>Christmas 2011
>selling stupid amounts of weed, spending stupid amounts of money
>just finish a smoke, knock on the door.
>"Queensland Police Drug Investigations Unit, open up. You're in our custody"
Oh_fuck_no.jpg
>let them in
>couple of detectives, couple of uniforms
>they play good cop/bad cop while they trash my house looking for my weed
>the uniformed officers strip search me
>uniforms are my fetish, instant cum
>cops. get. FURIOUS
>threaten to beat me
>I tell them I don't care
>they tear up every room in the house, mess everywhere
>fast forward 3 hours
"You're a crafty bastard, anon. We know you have bulk weed but we can't find it"
>I don't know what you're talking about, officers
"anyway, you're out of our custody. Merry Christmas, nice tree"
>thanks, you too
>they leave

I had a pound of weed hidden in the Christmas crackers on the tree. Right under their noses.

>>745262537
Instead of scraping dissolve in high proof alcohol, then evaporate alcohol. Much easier

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>>745265379
>analogues or treaded out shit
Explain?

Should I ring him for a G?

>>745265537

An analogue is a different chemical, treaded out shit is mixed drugs. He must have some more or less pure amphetamine that he just treaded with alcohol to make it pasty and weigh more

>>745256007
Since i had to stop taking drugs life seems extremely dull

>>745265020
wouldnt recommend
>>745265323
i am. i just came through to tell you that we're fucking awesome.

>>745265509
>Instead of scraping dissolve in high proof alcohol, then evaporate alcohol. Much easier
>Lack of high proof alcohol.
>Lack of time.
>Lack of patients
Scrape and mix like a nigger stealing apples sounds far easier.

>>745265638

Oh, and if he has pure, it'll probably be more pricy, but you won't need as much

>>745265708
We are pretty awesome, I must agree.
+ bitches don't say shit about the lil willy whilst in their bedroom.

>>745265779
Maybe isopropyl and electric stove? You could also purify it this way

Going to find a new thread but I'll keep this one open since I got my shitpost on now.
Aw fuck I missed this!

>>745266438
Yea but I like brown poopy water and I don't wanna live forever soooooo.....

>>745265502

I'll jus ttell about the shroom trip since I think that is what ou're asking for :

>Have a good evening and have the shrooms laying around
>Decide it's good to eat for grams
>Start proper tripping after one and a half hours
>Decide to eat more shrooms, six grams total
>Start tripping hard and listen to pink floyd, the two first hours are very good
>Switch setting between listening to music and tripping visuals in my bedroom
>Start getting this uneasy feeling, have a cigarette and get really nausiated
>things never turn the same
>Go to my bedroom and try and lie down
>Think I've shit my pants and start getting really bad
>Meet a demon, looks like a ringwaith with a very colourful face
>Tells me I'm doing the same repetitive action over and over again and that I need to start reevaluating
>Go to the toilet to spite the demon
>Have a shit that feels like my bowels are being torn from me in one simple go
>Wipe my ass for hours not getting what I feel is properly clean, sweat like a mother fucker and decide it's time to stop
>Go to my bedroom and lie down
>Feel my heart struggling to beat and stop respirating
>Lie like that for what feels like hours
>See a village at the foot of a staircase
>Roll over in my bed and yell "why do I even bother"
>Suddenly the magic stops and I say "Woah", go out and smoke a cigarette, and never have the urge to do speed again

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c
Also this!
Pickle Riiiick!
My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say, I'm gonna be like you, dad
You know I'm gonna be like you
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
When you coming home, dad?
I don't know when
But we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then
My son turned ten just the other day
He said, thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw, I said, not today
I got a lot to do, he said, that's okay
And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed
Said, I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
When you coming home, dad?
I don't know when
But we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then
Well, he came from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
Son, I'm proud of you
Can you sit for a while?
He shook his head, and he said with a smile
What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later
Can I have them please?
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
When you coming home, son?
I don't know when
But we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then
I've long since retired and my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, I'd like to see you if you don't mind
He said, I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time
You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu

>>745266962
Been there, done that and got the t-shirt many times.
I know that feeling and it feels like you are out of your body and the last little drop/comedown feels like you're sinking back into your body.
IE it feels good.
I would defo do it again rgardles of the drug needed to take me there.
I fucking love overdoing drugs.
I spent my childhood paraletic.
I spent my teens off my tits
I spent my 20's tripping balls.

Wish I could get my hands on some shrooms though. I've had a lack of them maybe only 5 times total and lsd only once.

I'm gonna be picckled rick if I get to play with halusinagenics!

>>745267940

I thought about buying LSD because I heard it's more manageable, but I got scared after that trip. I really thought I had shit my pant and could smell it and was trapped in the sewers. But it was all just imaginary. I've thought about travelling to a remote part of nature and doing it instead, where I'd probably feel more in touch with the natural side of it as opposed to this busstling city life.

>>745268156
I did it in a small village.
I remember looking at the sky laid on a trampoliner and it looked like a clidascope.
Then it all freaked out and me and a mate ended up walking through the vilage.
I remembere been shit scared of traffic.
then on the other side of this vilage was the woods
my mat laid in the gass
He said i'm not moving till this wears off!
That was a shit 15 min lol luckily it wore off fast (i think) lol
then we went back
all in all night was fun even though i was scared for abit.

>>745268527

It's always a positive thing to bad trip from what I've heard, you learn something new about yourself you'd never have found out otherwise.

I think I'm gonna trip again too, because the experience can't be described, what I described before is just a crude summarizing of what happened, and I'm never gonna be the same after this.

I guess psychonauts are a go

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>>745268677
>psychonauts are a go
Psychonauts are a GOGOGO!

>>745268966

Let's celelebrate that with a cheers over two dubs in two posts

>>745269133
3 dubs
>CHEERS

>>745269182
off by 5
Sorry I'm behind on my shitposting quota.

>>745269182

Guess it was a "magic" streak :)

>>745269345
Guess again. I stuttered bitch.>>745269311

>>745269412
off by 1 squared!

>>745269412

Haha they keep on rolling in

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100% shitpost!

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I smoked pot every day for 14 days and the went dry 2 weeks before a piss test today. Also downed a detox bottle before the test. Am I fucked /b/ or did I get the job?

>>745269639
They would have told you during the piss test if you had failed.
Congratulations you probably passed it with flying technecolours.

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Bump

Badabump!

>>745256007
Nah, I'm not a degenerate, and I surround myself with shit to do which benefits both myself and society.

Kys.