I'm heading to an Asian Massage Parlor this weekend and

If she's going to bareback you she's barebacked a ton of other fat, diseased degenerates. Enjoy your super aids.

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Who the fuck care, You only live once!

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>>745227700

That attitude worked so well for Freddie Mercury didn't it Anon?

>>745227672
Is there any guarantee that I can find out whether a girl is clean or not?

>>745227614
how long have you been going?

also, you'd probably have better luck barebacking her if you two hang out outside of the parlor.

maybe invite her out for lunch. start there. plant the seed. water it. nurture it. then fuck it, blow a load, and leave it to whither and die.

>>745227839
Freddie Mercury
>>745227614
>ladies

Being this retarded

>>745228036
I don't frequently go there this will be my second time in 3 months. I have been reading a thread about a certain woman in particular who is new to the parlor as of about 3 weeks ago

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I almost went to one a couple weeks ago for the first time, but just didn't feel I had enough info. I know the place does handjobs, but don't know if it's going to be a decent looking girl or some middle-aged lady, and don't feel like spending money on rubmaps to find out.

>>745229552
You will most likely get a middle aged lady. It's hard to find 10/10 in places like this so your stands will have to be lowered somewhat

>>745227700
+ the time you spend living is boring af so let's do whatever you want, you'll die anyway

>>745228376
I wouldn't suggest making a move in any way without, at the very least, being a long-time regular. these girls are, for all intents and purposes, owned by someone. you making an unacceptable move would lead to consequences.

get the know the mamasan or the guy working the front desk. be a regular face, then months down the road, start shooting the shit. first work management. then work the girls.

>>745228043
Freddie Mercury was bi. He fucked anything with a pulse.

>>745228036
Your advice is to date a hooker?

>>745227972
You can trust her. But trusting a hooker is stupid.

>>745227839
Nigger, Freddie lived a better life than 100% of visitors to /b/. And that motherfucker's still a legend.

>>745230121
I don't have the funds or time to become a regular. I was hoping for a simple way to gain her trust there and for to tell me if she has ever been tested or contracted anything. Is this possible?

>>745230535
>I was hoping for a simple way to gain her trust
See if she'll do a trust fall.

>>745230535
Her job is to have sex with losers. She's not going to tell you anything to stop that.

>>745230334
I would definitely err on the side of caution and not trust them cause I know at the end of the day they just want paid. Is there anyway to verify for sure if she is clean. I'm sure it depends on the establishment and that most places don't do it, but does anyone know if health checks at places like this have been reported?

>>745230706
Are you seriously asking whether your local government requires massage parlor girls to get screened for STDs? No, nigger. Sex work is illegal. Either take a risk or don't. You're never going to be 100% sure, so stop being such a scared faggot.

>>745230706
Dude, she is a hooker.

>>745230874
I never asked if the government required it. I just wanted to know if anyone heard of a place that did it out of pocket to maintain clients and what integrity and reputation they may have >>745230874

>>745227700
>YOLO
gtfo fag, some of us want to have a long and fulfilling life, not a pop singer's life and die at 27

>>745231091
Why would anyone do that? Hookers are for desperate losers.

Don't be a dumbass. I contacted HIV like that. Not worth it. At all.

>>745231150
>fulfilling
>having sex with hookers

k

>>745231091
you're an idiot, stop typing

>>745230605
this


it's like if you asked to a salesman "hey, will this break in 1 or 2 years"; he'll answer "no, not at all, and if it did you have free repairs the first year! buy now!"

>>745230706
Not sure about massage parlors. I have seen mandatory health checks in some high class brothels, but that is about it. And yes, the guests get checked too.

If you're going to fuck a stranger, then good luck, cuck.

>>745231214
>implying I have sex with hookers
I'm just lurking and read that post, you retard

And even those who do can improve their lifes and have a gf years later

>>745231091

You're living in an unrealistic fantasy world.

>>745227972
>Is there any guarantee that I can find out whether a girl is clean or not?

Yes. If she will bareback you, she has AIDS.

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>>745227614

Banged lots of prostitutes when i lived in Thailand. Worst i ever got was gonnereah, which cleared up after a day of taking antibitoics.

Alright, alright, calm down I was just asking if anyone had information about it.

>>745231475
What is the best approach for getting a prostitute in Thailand. I've looked into smooci and massage parlors but nothing outside of that. Do places like The World Famous Annie's that claim they test their girls actually go through with it and are reputable

>>745231915

I prefer going to massage shops around Phrom Phong and Huay Kwang. Thats where youll find the best looking girls. Its where most Thai men go. The girls will usually wearing cute/sexy outifits like air hostess/maid/office atire etc. Stay away from places like Nana, Pattaya, and Soi Cowboy. Its where most foreginers go and the girls really arent that good looking. Youll also get ripped off with half-assed sex. Just because the girls claim, they get tested isnt going to prevent you from picking up an STD. I got one from a bj bar where the girls get tested. The only STD i have ever had. Barebacked lots of girls when i was there.

>>745227614
hookers will have unprotected sex with you... and any other dude... just keep that in mind.

>>745232373
Is it true that you can ask the mamma san for a health certificate of the girls working or only in certain places? I know that it is quite a big risk but I want to have the safest experience possible.

>>745232760

Youd have to ask the individual girls. Wether its genuine is another matter. Why do you believe that just because the girls are tested you wont pick up an STD? Girls get tested every month, in between tests they couldve fucked 100 guys.

>>745228043

Freddie Mercury has fucked more women in his lifetime than you did.

>>745233002
I don't full heartedly believe that if they're tested that it eliminates all risk. I figure that even if it is a monthly test it's still better than nothing at all. Do you know if any general hotel or resort staff would fuck a visitor for a price or does that only happen within the red light districts.

>>745230432

True.

The man is a legend.

He wasn't a stranger to massage parlours is what I was trying to say, people think of a Freddie Mercury as full on gay but the guy was bi he's had female partners. He had a thing for living the fast life though and unfortunately never took precautions. Still it was his life and he fucking lived it ach to their own.

>>745233329

I met plenty of girls on social sites like Badoo, Facebook etc. Probably not the best idea to proposition random hotel staff. They put up with enough shit from tourists.