ITT:Awkward breakup stories I'll start >be me >get

>>745220547
>/b/ me,
>going with this grill for almost a year
>I'm finishing H.S., she's 1st year in college.
>I know something's wrong, it's a gestalt kinda thing
>I go over to her house, she brings me into her bedroom
>She looks at me and tells me it's over between us
>She wants to talk about things. Wants me to talk to her.
>phone rings
>She picks up, I can tell it's the other guy on the line.
>She starts talking to him while I'm standing there with my heart breaking
>This is now a cuckold event
>I can't stand it, I leave
>her sister meets me on the stairs
>the look on my face stops her in her tracks
>she stops in mid sentence - no idea what she was going to say.
>I leave, get in my car, drive off
I'm sure it was just bad timing and bad judgement on her part. She should have just told him she would call him back and hang up. Instead she decides to talk to him while I'm standing there - inadvertently cuckolding me in addition to breaking up. But shit happens.
They got married, then divorced about a year later. Of course, while it broke my heart, there was no way I could ever trust her again. So all the love in the world couldn't bring us back together again.

>be me, 16
>First gf in my life
>Her dad has terminal cancer
>As we move on as a couple her dad gets worse
>Last day of school, I buy her lunch and try to spend a nice day
>She ignores me and talks to a gym from her church all the time
>ffw a week
>Dad died
>Ask if I'm allowed at the funeral
>"Sorry Anon, most of my family doesn't know about you"
>ffw two weeks, I'm off for a trip
>We break up over the phone
>Come back from trip
>Try to sort it out
>She says she won't come back as she cheated on me with the guy she was talking to.
>Don't say anything else, and leave
I still felt bad for her when I found out the guy was an abusive cunt

>19 dating a 21 year old
>took her virginity, first real bf she had
>knew she loved me but i was never planning to be together more than a few months
>3rd month was coming up, decided it was time
>go to her place, tell her about how she has to join a company soon, and wont have time for me, and how Id ne in SEA the two months before then
>shes crying but idc
>before I leave she grabs my arm in despiration
>flat out tell her if she keeps that up imma bang her
>she keeps it up
>fucking her, and shes crying about how she just wants me to love her
>trying to get me to cum inside of her
>bitchpls.jpg
>jizz in some tissues bc im a nice guy
>sitting there, contemplating what just happened
>realize how brittle this relationship would be if sex was the only thing keeping us together
>tell her it aint gon work still, put my clothes on, and leave with her bawling her eyes out nekkid.

Chadly, or sociopathic?

>>745222268
I'd say it's more fiction than chadly or sociopathic

>>745222268
Sounds like autism

>>745222482
Nahh, Im just not good with breakups. Friends where im living said it was really fucked up thing to do, but friends back home said she was dumb for expecting so much commitment after 2 and half months.

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>>745222535
My mom teaches autists and she said I didnt have it, so
no u

>>745220547
I went outside with a former classmate before. Prior to leaving I was drugged with LED, vodka and offered something in a blue envelope. I couldn't accept but they forced a piece of paper on me so that I couldn't tell

How's this for autism
>be 20
>dating girl for 6 weeks
>didn't tell her I was a virgin
>have sex, and I guess it was terrible
>two days later she asks me out to nice Italian restaurant
>towards end of dinner she starts talking about compatibility and chemistry
>tells me what we had doesn't work for her
>I start yelling "but you put my pepperoni inside you"
>she had the nerve to tell me, this is why it wouldn't work
>got up from table, grabbed my plate of what was left of my chicken Alfredo and threw it on her face
>START storming out
>server rushes me and asks what's happening
>I scream at the top of my lungs
>JUST GIVING THIS WHORE A PASTAKAKKE...

>>745224140
Grade A autism dude. Great work on your first fake story! Now please go back to 9gag

>>745220547
>be me, 16 at the time
>dating 7/10 tall, hot, tanned blonde with stupendous ass
>bored because no sex yet, just a handy and and a blowie after 3 months
>she is a youth pastor type for a Jesus camp
>actually convince her 'we need to see other people, we are too young to be exclusive'
>start dating 10/10 short, bombshell, hourglass, datass, demtits blue-eyed girl with jet black hair
>separate schools, this should be easy
>get more blowies from blonde, who I have told nothing
>hear blonde is seeing some Jesus beta on the side who has parentbucks to spend on her
>second week dating little hottie, she adores me, wishes we could be alone
>swears on every date she'll make me leave the blonde
>invites me over one night to her parents' house
>have my friend cover for me, staying over for vidya games, etc.
>her parents are on second honeymoon in Hawaii
>fuck like hair-pulling, ass-slapping rabbits all night, sleep late, shower together
>tells me first time was at a church camp, only time before me, when drunk, youth pastor set her up with brother
>make love this time, I like her
>phone rings, girl "Oh, hi (blonde)!"
>kisses me and snuggles in close as blonde talks about how she cannot find me
>blonde talks mad shit about me
>says I am too thick (I was/am only about 15% thicker than average Hungarian), her pussy is off limits
>her recent date is a pussy but has a 'normal dick, at least'
>black-haired one teases info from her... says, "Yeah, you're missing out. God, I love his dick."
>be me, frozen in weird mix of rage, fear and surprise
>loud cursing from phone, she hands it to me
>blonde calling her a bitch, tells her to stop calling her brother a rapist since she is obviously a whore
>"Don't talk about my girlfriend that way, (blonde). By the way, we're through."
>black-haired girl staring into my eyes "I think I love you."
>three years later, amicable parting; 20 years later, sometimes hook up
>She married blonde's brother
>Still cucking her and her brother