Which is 100% best way to pick up soap in a prison shower? Squatting

Use your heel to push it through the drain grate.

>>745211183
But target is to pick up the soap, not get rid of it

If it's near a wall, put your back against it and slide down

Bend over and let the other prisoners pound your bussy

Pick it up with your foot.

>>745211147
I always thought squatting would just get you mouth raped tbh

>>745212002
That would take forever

>>745211147
with your teeth

File: HannahWitheredge.jpg (7KB, 249x135px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 249x135px

>>745211147
>pro-tip: don't go to prison

>>745211147
You don't pick it up you fucking retard. Prison showers are disgusting, soap is meant to be used for washing, not spreading semen on yourself.

>>745211147
Best way is to not pick it up an have a backup piece in your dish. You just take the ridicule from the fellow inmates for a minute. Floor is full of cum and dirt anyway, you dont want it back.

Don't be the kind of person that people would rape in prison.

>>745211147
I always kept a spare bar of soap safely in my anus when showering in prison. That way if I dropped bar A, I could simply poop out bar B without any drama. It also acted as a barrier so if big Geoff did take a fancy to me, it was not possible for him to get more than the tip in. And as we all know, if it's just the tip, it doesn't count.

Tell my bitch to pick it up. Probably fuck him in the ass while he does it too.

You file your big toe nail into a point so that you can stick it into the soap and pick up easy. Also doubles a shanky shank for bad man. And as nose booger picker.

>>745212800

This.

Also many prisons now have that foam soap in dispensers on the wall instead of bars due to razors and other stuff getting hidden in the bars and attacks happening.

Not that any of this 12 y/o faggots have been to prison to know what it's actually like.

File: IMG_4387.jpg (21KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 480x360px

>>745213800
I am ready for sing sing baby

Kneel.

>>745211147
just bend over. if someone is going to fuck you in prison, they aren't gonna wait for you to drop soap

They don't care about anyone picking up a soap, the dumbass meme came from Hollywood.

>>745213176
This is actually not possible. I know you're joking but I've tried putting a small piece of soap bar in my ass and it immediately fucking BURNED dude. Like my anus was on fucking fire for a good 10 minutes. I feel like I may be the only person who has ever done this but it was worth it for knowledge.

Just remember to scream "no homo," as you bend over. Works a treat.

File: 1396155397429.png (383KB, 500x392px) Image search: [Google]

383KB, 500x392px

>>745211147
Did they find your kiddie porn OP?

>>745217086
I believe you, because I tried jacking off in the shower with soap as lube and about 5 minutes in my dick felt like it was on fire. I did not finish.

>>745217086
Fucking amateurs. The soap has to be in your wash bag obviously.

>>745212563
Fug,story?

>>745211147
Squat like fucking slavs, on your whole feet and not only on your toes (so you lose balance)

Why even use a soap? It's not neccesary, especially not in prison.

>>745217629
you stopped and cried with a messed beat pecker

>>745212777
Yup if ok ever saw a prison drain with that cold locked up cum. It wouldn't want it back.

>>745212563
What's the story behind this?

>>745218326
They will make you shower tho. Your bunky does not want to small funk

ITT little kids who believe the shit they hear from people who have never actually been to Prison,

the shower : this is were you get or the shit beat out if you ...

if they are going to ass rape you ..YOUR cell is mostly likely where this is going to happen because this where you live and this fucks with your sense of self and safety ,, reminding you it will happen anywhere or anytime.

places ass rape also happens , janitor closets , laundry room, tool shed or tool crib
most of these place do not have guards only cams ..with blind areas..or no observation at all

so if you plan on ending up in prison ..either makes friends with toughest guy there ..or become his property...but wither way you ass is going to get penetrated by either cock ..or something worse,
there is no safe place or safe area on prison

source : 5 years , in Califoria mens colony
charge: premeditated assault and with intent ,
I went after my daughters attackers ...and found them..

>>745218344
Dubs and trips checked

>>745218503
Call b.s.fag. I'm small quiet went to prison and got out rape free. Just don't be a cuck. Your race will keep you safe. Just went for drugs. Heroin.

>>745218726
I wouldn't mind getting butt raped by a black dude.

>>745218766
That is your prerogative. I won't judge.

Drill a hole in the middle of the soap and attach a string to it and then attach the string to your wrist

When the soap falls just pull it up to avoid being raped

>>745218901
We'll someone thought this out

>>745218726
what prison ?

>>745211147
Cmon bruh
every nigger knows you tie it to your wrist with string
you never been to prison or something before fag?

>>745219120
lol
high 5 Brother
you been there and done that too.
glad you made it out mostly normal ,

>>745218990
Ok you got my ass. It was just "wabash valley" somewhere like San Quinton or la jail even that may be different but I was speaking of places described in earlier posts. County jails can even be called prison if classes correctly.

Goddamn another dead thread getting unteresting