Last night Andy enjoyed a hearty meal of two extra large burritos, a Mexican pizza with extra hot sauce and a 12 pack of Cinnabon delights from Taco Bell, then he washed it all down with some rc cola. Is your throat fucking prepared?
So hot OP
good god man, what is wrong with you
>>745147562
What is this
>>745147562
RC COLA WTF YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF FILTH.
>>745147562
Did he drink any booze??
>>745147766
Double Sixx's logged
>>745147562
Compared to the Finnish meme, this is old, pathetic and so over
OP would really eat another mans shit
>>745147960
Not just another mans... a god.
Bumperino
>>745148488
Dubs logged
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>>745147890
Time to get to work.
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>>745147562
MODS CAN YOU BAN THIS CRAWLING FUCK?
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>>745147562
Find a new hobby, OP
>>745149210
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y4TvM537Rn
I look at you all see the logs that are sleeping
While my ass fart gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my ass fart gently weeps
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>>745149328
Some of you aren't saging this when you post.
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>>745149455
DUBS LOGGED THROAT CLOGGED
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>>745149493
Grow up dude
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>>745149526
Log of shit not found
Login:
>Log
accepted...
>>745147562
Yes.
Yes it is.
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>>745149674
Aren't you at school scooter?
>>745149674
Log out faggot.
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>>745148056
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
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>>745149800
Andy Sixx is no stranger to shit. He has been shitting in the mouths
of his fans for nearly 6 years and when he sat down with me for his first interview since a really horny fan managed to suck so hard on his asshole that food he hasn't even eaten yet came out, he was quite homely and humble as we all know him to be. I was excited, and just for me, he ate a deadly but delicious combination of jalapenos, curry, Whoppers from Burger King and clam slidders from White Castle.
"The incident is something I will remember for the rest of my life," Sixx told me doing up his trousers after I had just sucked a massive fucking warm creamy MONSTER log roll out of his asshole, like this thing was massive, man. It was weapons-grade, I'm telling you. "I know they were a fan and everything and really excited for the opportunity to have me drop a big one down their scrawny little throats, but I don't know. It got me thinking, you know. Maybe I should take a break so that I can recover from it."
Andy is usually pretty brave, but the phenomena of food that he hasn't even eaten yet spewing out of his asshole by someone just ruined him mentally and has supposedly taken a small break from his log of shit duties which I totally know would not be permanent by any means.
He has since recovered and has doubled the number of logs of shit he allows his fans to suck out of his asshole on a daily basis from 3 to 6. I had even asked him where he even finds the time or the food to produce 6 logs of shit in one day. That honestly can't be easy.
"Nobody said it would be easy, but it was something I must do. The log of shit must continue sliding down the throats of the fans and I must do whatever I can to keep up with my fans. They are my flock, and I am their shepherd who shits down their throat every day,"
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>>745147960
Listen logster.
There are way over 700 logpics by this time. Day by day new logs are invented. Tell me- how do you cope with sadness of not embracing a log?
How do you even live with yourself knowing that you are cucked from logs everyday. You- not sucking creamy dreamy steamy log of shit.
SLIDDING DOWN MY THROAT EVERY MOMENT OF MY EXISTANCE. It is really dreamy feeling which you will never experience.
I feel pity for you. Logless shill detected...
>>745149890
Seek the assistance of a mental health professional immediately.
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Logsucker (I suck Andy's Creamy Logs down my fucking throat for those of you who are immature). I draw Log memes on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my gag reflex and playing superior Black Veil Brides albums. (Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Creamy Ones, Rebel Logs,We Suck These Logs)
I train with my throat every day, this superior toilet can suck clean through Andy Sixx's asshole because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other toilet on earth. I earned my anus license sixx years ago, and I have been getting filled with more creamy logs every day.
I suck massive, smelly brown loafs expertly, both girthy, clogging ones and slimy, explosive ones, and I slurp corn-studded ones as well. I know everything about Andy Sixx's personal biography and his Logshido code, which I swallow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to Hollywood, California to attend a Black Veil Brides performance to learn more about their magnificent throat-cramming abilities. I hope I can become a porta-jon toilet for BVB's tour bus or Andy Sixx's personal yard!
I own several hot topic chains and belts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Hollywood, so I can fit logs in my throat easier. I hide in public toilets and suck logs of shit as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to produce a big one as steamy as Andy's.
Wish me luck in Hollywood!
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>>745149857
Learn the log
Live the log
Love the log
>LOG4LYFE
>>745150005
Studies Show Andy Sixx to have Tastiest Log of Shit
February 12, 2017
|Arthur Gates
In a research study comissioned by the BVB Army Institute of Log of Shit Research and Study, results were released for a $4.2 million study of Andy Sixx's shit compared to the shit of other people. Three were celebrities while seven others were common Joes they found on the street who agreed to shit in a plastic zip-lock bag for "scientific advancement" when approached randomly on the street by fellow BVB Army Soldiers.
Although the celebrities have signed non-disclosure agreements in which we will never know who they are, the BVB Army, prior to being granted the funding for the study released a list of potential candidates to donate their shit for research. The list of potential fecal-donors included Kim Kardashian, Ellen DeGeneris, Dennis Rodman, Matt Damon, Oprah Winfrey, Stephen Segal and Christian Bale.
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>>745149957
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kuEmnswVkj
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1X4ZeE2p0BP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D51oVpGhPk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16fUKJDfyjb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OJTzd0aWu8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rb1E8gQTGs
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>>745150177
I believe in a cream filled log,
Just listen to the rythm of his fart,
There's a log we could suck on now,
Slidding shit till the sun goes down
I believe in a cream filled log,
>>745150226
Holy shit op i just creamed my jeans
>>745150284
He logs me like a feces when I am wake
I've been logged inside your throat-shaped ass for weeks
I've ddreamt into your creamy logs pit ass
I wish I could eat your loggy logs when you shit ass
>>745150156
I spit on non-logging faggots like you.