Vaguely describe the plot of a video game and let others

>>745147047
You're stuck in a familiar yet new place, constantly being killed by large people with rusty meat hooks.

>>745147047
You a big robotkin and drill the shit outta scary ass cunts

Woman, about 30 years old, village get's decimated by orc-like creatures, teenage brother abducted to join the satanic ranks of the killers. She starts flying dragons shortly after.

You kick a ball in a net

Open a portal, somehow end up in eastern Europe.

>>745147333
Half life 2

A witch steals your sister, the locals talk in short nonsensical noises and your goal is to get your sister back. Oh, and literally everything has eyes.

>>745147333
checked

You a lil faggot till your whole family is kill. Later some nigger forces you to join an occult gang of magic badasses. You found your sister is not kill and kill some masked cunt who later isn't actually kill but acts like a dragon.

>>745147289
NFL Blitz

>>745147451
Fifa 15?

>>745147451
I know that game. It's called 'Seek Mental Health Care'.

You create a very individual character. After that, you grow a neckbeard, wear a fedora and gain some good weight

>>745147586
Correct

>>745147636
The Sims

>>745147636
Skyrim

Taxi driver that betrays his family multiple times and got shot while watering the garden.

You go around and kill people like a hitman

>>745148069
hitman. dubs.

>>745148069
Skyrim

>>745147157
bioshock deux: electric boogaloo

>>745147385
Banjo-kazooie?

>>745147186
drakan: order of the flame

you break into a house and kill sick people

you fight shadows with a key and are in search of mickey mouse

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>be me
>have my power taken away
>get it back
>???

>>745147451
Fable

>>745148436
Kingdom hearts

>>745147981
Man, that game aged way better than GTA 3

>>745147047

>moans come outta that cave
>go in there
>get the knife
>get the lamp
>find a dude
>he says some shit nobody has programmed him to say
>decide to (not) stab him
>get to that bitch
>(don't) stab her
>get the fuck outta there
>there's a guy with a lamp and a knife asking you the questions you just asked
>the game ends a couple of days later via mail

GTA but in Britain

>>745148462
Castlevania: sotn

Your dad thinks ur a crybaby bitch, so his gay bf shoves you up his asshole. You meet some witch and fall in love but you dont have a dick cause ur made up by some assholes who died cause other assholes waged jihad on them

>>745148462

castlevania
on the ps1, fuck knows the name

or metroid prime

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>>745148376
You got it oldfag. Have a nice evening.

>>745148539
correct

You are constantly being called to settlements that need your help.

>>745148542
correct

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>>745147047
Having a lovely day in the desert suddenly all this black goo everywhere ohshit.jpg Sidekick hoe with powers you bang later

You don't know who you are but you need to find yourself because you are trying to kill yourself to prevent yourself from killing yourself

>>745147047
An evil villain has turned all the animals in the world to stone, and you must fly your slimy companion around the world solving riddles to defeat him

>>745148667

the elder scrolls with guns 3: fallout 4

"he never asked for this."

>>745148730
kingdom hearts, any of them

>>745148561
What was that game called, moirai?

>>745147047
Based on a movie based on a book about an unlikable faggot who rides a dragon, and there's an old guy who pops up every 30 minutes to tell you he was a dragon rider.

>>745148818

good job dude

>>745148357
Win.rar

>>745148812
Nope

>>745148807
God of War

>>745148835
Mario Kart?

>>745148835
Earagon or whatever, the one that had Sam Flynn in it.

>>745148807
Adam Jensen the Augmented People Person

>>745148835
Eragon?

>>745147981
Mafia

>>745148807
deus ex human revolution

Black cop beats the shit out of criminals at night. Also is a friend of a hobo.

>>745148943
>>745148966
yup

you have almost died and are trying to get well again but somehow find yourself inside a robot, after the apocalypse.

>>745148967
correct

>>745147047
>be spec ops fish

Anonymousexpectusfags.jpg go outside with their phones to commit crimes in the name of privacy.

>>745149061
>Finding Nemo

>>745147047
>You follow Mario in a Boonie hat.
>Everyone dies on a bridge in the end.

>>745149203
Modern Warfare

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>>745148944
>>745148979
Good shit mates

>>745149254
summamabitch.

Yes. not vague enough?

Gun makes holes. Mom, is that you?

You are kinda new in the town and want to enjoy a quite simple life with your friends. But guess what? No game would let this happen. Go fuck yourself and play sims or some shit if you want that. After your life became a living nightmare you have to deal with a lot of crazy motherfuckers and spent the most of your time worthless time running from point [A] to point fucking [B] in some of the better quests you´ll be even allowed to move to a third point. overhyped shitgame fuck you.
However at the main quest you will have to deal with some weird croissantcunt that only has the intention of opening the goods of a mortician. But your best friend, who is not even interested in keeping you alive, will give you an advice that you might should consider to ponder about. Do not open it.

60s, foxy female lead, lots of humour

>>745149353
Price is iconic in CoD. The bride at the end was obvious too.

>>745149362
Bloodlines, easy

SCI-FI, NOD starts extremists ways against GDI, Kane will conquer!

>>745148999
Batman

Also checked

>>745149443
Ding Ding Ding

>>745149362
VtMB?

>>745149312

Fuckn drug addict

>>745147047
I have one Im actually trying to remember. Its an rpg (not super modern more top down jrpg style, there are like two or three full worlds to explore and you warp to some crazy fantasy world or area which I think is a point of no return near the end. I think theres air ships or some sort of travel in the second world. Graphically its on a level close to ff vi maybe saga frontier. But its not anything as 3d or modern looking as chrono chross.

>It was rigged from the start

SJW AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE

>>745149587
New Vegas

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>>745149466
If CABAL don't take charge first.

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>>745149587

>>745149621
yup

WHERE IS MY SON

Run around a city helping people with dumb shit, looking for a way to travel to a place where there is some action. Realize 3 hours later that running around the city is the game. Take it out and return it to gamestop.

''I was gonnah be her fatha''

>>745149557
You fuckn druggo

>>745149728
Todd Howard game VR

>>745149357
Portal 2

Hide, run, hide, throw holy water, hide again

Unreliable narrator running around punching people, also he's a furry.

>>745149728
Fallout 4

>be gurl
>do not have a job
>but i got a camera so i am a reporter hurr
>take pics of pigs and store them under my Familyfolder
>Oh no they kidnapped my uncle
>time to go to space
>thank ya kind rhinos

>>745147047
Pale man drinks potions and kills and fucks his way across the country side.

Yell at beings till they go away, be praised as a god.

>>745149500
Nope, but here's a hint: its an oldie

>>745147289

Matt Hoffman's Pro BMX 2

>>745149728
heavy rain

>family petrifies
>must turn them back
>laughing muslim steals unborn siblings

You kill creatures with your tears

>>745149877
Thief

>>745149989
Witcher, any of them.

>>745150027
Isaac?

>>745149967

FIFA Street

>>745150088
Yup

>>745148396
Resident evil 7

Shit's going down. You go down a bookstore check some shit out then go down the subway after shooting some punks. Was rated beyond /R back in the day.

>>745150031
correct, good sir

>>745150027
Undertale

>>745150116
close, re 1. but yeah that fits too

>>745149021

Pacman

>>745150121
five nights at freddy's??

>>745149728

Wii Sports

10/10 npc dialogue still compared to npc's today.

>>74514972
>Finding Nemo

>>745150121
Postal 2?

>>745150021
Minesweeper ?

>>745147047
Run around a mall throwing shit at people but it turns out they aren't people anymore

>>745149728
Finding Nemo

>>745150121
five freddy's at night?

>>745150027
Antifa: The Videogame

>>745150048
I fooked a she-elf once

You must unite ____ under one flag.

>>745150235
nope. but counts as retro nowadays.

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>>745150268
Kek

>>745150287
israel

>>745150243

Dead Rising

>>745150243
dead rising

>>745149099
Watch dawgz second iteration.

>>745147047
Insane but remorseful dude gets letter from dead chick, kills her 2 times in the end

>>745150268

kekekekekekekekek

>>745148730
Stalker

>>745150384
Silent Hill 2

>>745150331
sadly not

>>745150210
gothic

>>745150384
Silent Hill 2

>>745150384
Silent Hill 2

>>745150418
>>745150452
Dang to easy

Training. Unit ready.

>>745150384
max payne 2

>>745150440
Oldfag spotted.

Biplane
Fly through gorge
Desert
Train refuel
Ps2

>>745150514
C&C

>>745150440
nope

Virgin british man and dog murder rabbits for the tory aristocracy

Wow this game sure is unique
omg bois look at the weapons!
What? There are more to unlock?
I wonder what....wtf a... a brick?
How can this be a HOLYFUCKING SHIT I ONEHITTED HIM WITH A FUCKING BRICK 10/10
Also: you travel through the time

A dumb animal cripples the criminal underworld.

>>745149021
Soma

Knight walks around, kills everything, looting lairs, collecting four keys.

>>745150568
You sound like Todd Howard

>>745147047
Australia has somehow been invaded by fast cars, bad EDM, and douchebags. You need to prove you're the biggest douchebag of all time by doing retarded shit in your car.

>>745150574
Little Britain PS2

You are a fucking space engineer and a mining vessel suddenly has been contaminated by alien life forms because of some deranged scientist

>>745150574
dead to rights

youre a doctor, you walk around a town and talk to people and collect coins left on the street while everyone dies

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>>745150548

>>745150667
Dead space

>>745147047
Try to kill God of every boss fight
Too easy
It was dark souls 2

>>745150667
Dead Space

>>745150601
Jesus. Now that was just mean.

>>745150549
fuck you, it's still a valid answer

>>745150667
Dead Space

>>745150682
Dr Mario

>woah woahhhh WOAHHH WOAHAHAHHWHWHHWHWOHWHWOWHWOHWOAAOOHWHOWHWOAHAOHWOHAAOHWOHAOHWOAHOWHAOHWOAAAAAHH

>>745150667
metroid

>>745150746
Banjo Kazobo

>>745150746
Bandicoot

>>745150730
I'd beg to differ....

>>745150795
yeah

>>745150603
Fwacken new rims on me VL mate

You play as a retard at a retard camp and there's a dentist

A cow fights a lion, emerges victorious, eats a peasant

>>745150746
Sanic Hedgecoot

>>745150650
>>745150675
nope

Planes
PS2
Fly in desert
Fly through canyon
Holy shit rocks slides
Look for map
Unlock able ufo

>>745150848
Black & White

>>745147047

annelids with weapons

>>745150574
Sly Cooper

>>745150922
no

>Shoot vampires with revolvers and shotguns, sweet coop.

>>745148376
I haven't played that game in years i think i still have a copy for ps2

The. Fucking. Motorbike. Level.

You pre-order the same game five times, this time, on switch, with VR

You're a slutty witch that shoots angels (that don't look like angels at all btw) for fun when really the story's about a past you just don't give much of a shit about in the first part of the story until you make more progression.

Government kidnaps my family and forces me to kill my old friends.

>>745150955
still nope

>>745151050
3 crash

>>745149109
Nope

necrophiliac who gives dead dragons the good zucc.

>>745150922
Yes

>>745151050
fighting frogs

>>745151101
Nope

>>745150876

Coriander Simulator

>>745147047
Whole town is going to shit because you accidentally killed your little brother

>>745150840
"Hey Anon, I heard a rumor about a car hidden away in the middle of nowhere in a stranger's creepy barn. It's completely isolated from society and there'd be nobody to come to your aide if need be. The property owner is known to shoot trespassers on sight. Do you want me to mark it on your map?"

>>745150976
six guns?

>>745151051

Faggot 3: Sucker Unleashed

>>745151050
pacifist frogs

>snapping bones into place heals bullet wounds

>>745151187
five nights at freddy's 4

>>745151202
nah

>>745151201
Mafia?

>>745147047
Wake up in an institute start seeing monsters, woman in a wheel chair is taken away and never to be seen again. At the end you think you've won but it turns out you've lost since the beginning.


HARDMODE!!!

>>745151242
must be something from ubisoft then

>>745151242
Far Cry 2

>>745151242
far cry series?

>>745151250
Nope

Battletoadz.

> Ill just wait a month and a half for the better version to be released.

>>745151174
No, sky oddysey

>>745151202
the wrong answer yeah i mean

>>745148471
Indeed. Congrats

>>745150737
only 1 of those things are true in dr mario

bear kills one child, then a bunch of children, then a bunch of middle aged fastfood workers

>>745151280

this perfectly describes my childhood / teen years

>>745151299
>>745151300
yeah

>>745148615
FFX

teens die in ski lodge.

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>really bad
>devs didnt know what they were doing
>full of beginners traps
>i was pressing buttons
>shitty dicks

>>745151406
Lol but that's not it

>>745147150
bar mitzva simulator

3 college students accidentally travel through time to destroy hentai

>>745151334

hmm.. Coriander Simulator 2?

A brit visits futuristic ussr, runs from invincible robots, plot twists and betrayals

Shoot when the planes are overhead.

>>745151617
wallace and gromit, curse of the were rabbit, xbox

>were it so easy

Fuck the missions i am mainly here to:
>Drive Cars
>Steal Cars
>Hitting People with Cars
>Outrunning police who follows your cars with Cars
>gathering secret hidden shit - also with cars
>Not having to buy gta titles so i can safe my money to buy a real car

Also Captcha wanted me to frame cars. I did it with joy.

>>745151692
Saint's Row X

Realistic growing simulation. You run through Labyrinths you created by yourself while craving for the next piece of value which makes your labyrinth even harder

>>745151656
correct

>use the same false name several times and eventually meet the guy who really has that name

Yeah, it's not really a helpful hint, but perhaps someone knows

>>745151334
>>745151553
The game is sky oddysey you tard

>>745151656
I lol'ed, but no

>>745151767
No,
Another clue: It is rated 7+

>>745147047
Some guy tells you to nuke a bunch of tall black people, so you do it

>>745151771
sounds good, what is it?

>>745148999
True crime New York?,

>>745148730
Planescape: Torment?

>>745151901
Metro 2033

>>745151622
sniper elite

>>745151927
aye

>>745151919
No, the cop is a female

>>745151801
Planescape Torment?

>>745151771
This actually sounds a lot like 7 days to die

>>745151912

Snake

>>745151985
yup, congratz, you played the best rpg game ever

>>745151954
yeah, thought people would say Cod WaW surprised the first guess was right and didn't take the bait.

>>745152012
fuck

>>745152024
I actually posted about it earlier

>>745151923
Yes, sir my good man.

>>745152072
i never played any of cod games, i guess i had sort of an upper hand in this one

A bunch of 12 year olds feeling hardcore as fuck and telling one another that they fucked their moms.

>>745151327
No Man's Sky

>>745151981
Urban Chaos?

>>745151692
Simpsons hit and run? Or maybe driver.

you win by becoming asian Barack Obama

>>745151898
simpson hit and runne

>>745152175
>literally every FPS game ever made that has multiplayer mode

>>745152185
Yes!

>>745149558
Xenogears?

Two shirtless dudes run to the right and shoot every goddamn alien motherfucker in their way.

>>745152340
Contra

>wolf, monkey, and iguana destroy a city.
>best game ever made

>>745152340
Contra?

>>745152357
>>745152384

You do me proud today, /b/. First game I ever played when I was a little git. Still one of my favorites.

I hit my dog until it hates me. I walk it once a month, but tug on the lead, which causes it obvious discomfort

TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

>>745152378
Rampage

You're walk around your house trying to find every fucking product with a barcode to improve some dinosaurs

>>745152378
rempage

>>745152423
Nintendogs?

Play with balls

gay man yells at you

>>745152468
Yes

>>745152200
yah

>>745152473
we've already had a fifa game in this thread, anon

Recovering cop try to find his wife

>great movie
>shitty game
>you can play only as minorities

Take LDS, kill Russians

>>745152447
>>745152456
ye

Max Payne

>>745152519

just because soccer fans are gay doesnt mean thats the game

>>745152473
fifa

>>745152581
>>745152519

easy joke but no

>>745147636
the internet volume 1

ginger guy pick fruits

>>745152614
PES

Badass suit with everyone trying to sound like they have grabelnin there throats to sound military.

>>745152685
Gravel*

>>745152614
pro evolution soccer

>multiplayer mode
>duels
>one faggot shows off with all the cool looking moves
>other faggot does the same crouching attack move and kills the first one

>>745152678

it is not a soccer game as gay as soccer is

you can't stop him

Some shitty game with a lot of shitty characters, except one cutie which is why every cosplay slut dresses up as her

>>745149967
Beyond Good and Evil

>>745152732
Chivalry?

> first boss isn't even fair wtf
> wait i'm retarded there is a door here

>>745152841
nope

another hint: oldie, but there are some fanatics still playing it (with mods of course)

>>745152732
Street fighting

>>745151051
Skyrim

>>745152811
sounds a bit like bioshock infinite, but i wouldn't call it a shitty game

>>745152891
Uh hrm
Rune? I don't remember ducking in that how old?

guy wakes up hungover, explores castle

>>745150667
Dead Space

>>745152869
Darksouls and I beat it

>>745149900
Hotline Miami

>>745152983
Amnesia?

>>745151063
Bayonette

>>745152811

lollipop chainsaw

>>745152982
>tutorial level in single player
>NPC dude that runs training with you screws you over and sends some robot to kill you

>>745151050
Ride to hell

>>745150384
Silent hills

>>745153133
Jedi Academy

>>745150976
Darkwatch

Super oldie

>be green
>rescue cute little furry round animals
>collect crystals to open doors

>>745149736
crazy taxi?

>>745153220
correct

>>745153263
Croc

>>745153263
Jazz jack rabbit

>>745153263
Legend of zelda

>>745153289
oh ffs how did you guess it, I thought this game is so old that nobody will know that one

>>745153044
ye

>>745149357
>>745149851
TELL ME I'M RIGHT ANON!

>>745147150
evil within

I'm an former outlaw that is forced to kill my former gang to save my family

>actual decent FPS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BOOM

>>745153320
The "round" part gave it away.

Play as a bare chested man with a sword and shield and slowly gain more weapons and armor as you go through the missions

>whops, we bombarded civilians instead of bad guys

>>745153373
Serious Sam?

>>745151068
YOUR HANDS UPON

A DEAD MANS GUN

aliens frees mouse from cage, finds gun, fights ants, escapes rising fire

>>745153407
Spec ops the line

Oldie again

>move through levels with a pogo stick

>>745153480
Commander Keen?

>>745153471
yup

You and your friend try to have a war business running. You make money killing Muslim niggars while listening to 80s music.

>>745153530
shadow the hedgehog

>>745153509
correct

>>745153426
Bingo, too easy.

>>745153431
Nope

>>745153530
Metal Gear Solid 5

Firstpersom RGP Wake up in prison cell no recollection of who you are. Escape. Go to City and find out shits fucked. Go kill a god after learning you are magical kill billions of goblins along the way

>>745153773
Right!

>>745153846
Firstpersom rpg*

>>745153877
FUCK