Every thread on /b/ today is garbage.... >tfw >you're

Yeah, sucks. Couldn't even bust off.

>>745145346
Even the green text threads are just trash

>>745146182
I'm military and ain't shit to-do right now

>>745145314
it will get better

>>745145314
except the creep threads

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>>745145314
Agreed, these threads all suck.

>>745145314
At least the shitted meme isn't plastered everywhere today. That died out fast. Thank log.

>>745147165
There's several threads of it up right now.

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I have a good thred going about science. Noboody cares. Strangre.

>>745145314
How about posting something besides " all these threads suck"

You are part of the problem faggot

>>745148074
I have but there's nothing but cucks porn seeking faggots on you faggot

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>>745148245
Well you said you're in the military. What's your MOS?

agreed.

>>745149430
Sauce on pic?

>>745145314
This. I was here all yesterday. One fun thread and the rest trash.

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>>745149560
Name's Kisa. Has photos from MPL and MetArt.

>>745149430
Marine 3531 motor t operator. Cpl

>>745150476
I drive trucks n shit. Pretty gay job honestly

>>745145314

>today

>>745146182
>tfw when you find a pornstar that looks just like your ex

well i guess im going to have a feelsbad.jpg fap today. whats her name?

wow, first picture i've ever seen where she doesn't look like shrek. maybe should wear less shitty hairstyles

>>745150935
Second reply meant for >>745150700

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>Okay, so be me a few years ago, can't complain about life.
>perfect girl, a small home we can call our own, make enough that we don't have to worry much about money.
>every so often she likes to surprise me with random kinky shit right, costumes, toys, bondage, etc.
>notgonnalieshitwascash.gif
>Take her out for a nice dinner one night, just having a few drinks some good food.
>half way through she is already starting up her dirty talk, about a surprise she had waiting for us at home.
>every now and then running her heels over the erect penis beneath the table.
>Diamonds.jpg
>okay so dinner done, we're both about 5 drinks in and feeling good, she decides she can't wait to get home and gets the dessert to go.
>order a cab while she hits the washroom, get our coats and leave.
>riding in the backseat of some cabbies minivan, her licking and nibbling at my ear, grabbing at the penis pressed against the pants, sloppy drunk chicks are the best aren't they?
>Guy driving is trying to make small talk butt fuck him right? she's already on her knees on that dirty ass floor, pants unzipped and my dick in her hand.
>enjoying the feels, head back, the default bj position, just let her go to town working it and talking dirty, every so often catch the driver looking back in the rear view and just shoot him a grin.
>taxicabconfessions.webm
>Only about 10 minutes into the ride, dick out for harambe and most likely gonna die in wreck, when suddenly feel a chill run over my deek.
>now picture this, us in the far back seat, her stuffed down on her knees on the floor, covering my dick with our tiramisu and then licking it clean.
>Tiramisu, makeup, and cock smearing all across her face, and thanks to the nice buzz we have going her dirty talking has gone up a few decibels.
>hhnnnggg.png
>enjoying the backseat bj and doing my best not to let loose the flood gates before we get home

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>Fuck i loved her, so anyways we about 10 minutes from the house, cab filled with a silent driver, sloppy sucking, and some overly lewd talk, good times.
>"look me in the eyes while you fuck my face in this dirty cab"
>"open up that slutty mouth and eat your dessert you kinky bitch"
>often our dirty talk even goes as far as to taunt the driver and the other fun things you say to rub your sex life in others faces.
>ready to bust when she just pulls me out of her mouth with that wet pop and just grabs my balls and grips the base tight as fuck.
>Enjoy it but god damn she has a death grip on me and no way she is gonna let me blast her in the face yet.
>vehicle finally comes to a stop, made it back alive somehow, driver tells us it would only be 12 bucks for the ride, look at fare total was somewhere around 30.
>exiting the van her keeping a tight grip on the dick leading me out like it's a fucking leash, toss the driver 15 on the way out, 3 bucks for the mess of tiramisu and spit left on the seat.
>reach the door fumbling for the keys while she's teasing me and playing with the my balls on our doorstep, trying to be discrete but you know how it goes when your drunk, it's still obvious to everyone.
>"your gonna love your surprise baby, can't wait for you to see it"
>benis won't be able to take much more of this, get the door opened, pulled into the house before she pushes me back onto the couch.
>orders me to stay put while she get's changed and ready, even nice enough to grab me a beer before heading to the room.
>drinking my beer, taking a breather and trying to figure out what sort of surprise she had in mind, since it could be fucking anything.
>yiffy suits, dragon dildos, a horse suspended by an intricate system of ropes and pulleys accompanied by a marching band, who the fuck knows.
>Waiting about 20 mins now and starting to get that anxious feeling as well as reaching the end of my second beer.

>>745145314
>unironically browsing /b/ and expecting it not to be garbage

4chan is a big place you know. All those letters at the top of the page open a world of possibilities.

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>all of a sudden start hear moaning coming from our bedroom down the hall and hear her call out "I'm ready"
>love her but i swear to god if theres a dude in there fucking her i'm killing them both.
>keep my cool as i set my beer down, stand up and make my way towards that door and whatever hides behind it.
>There is probably no greater moment of happiness and relief in my life than when i opened that door and saw what she had in store.
>her standing there in a slutty latex outfit and heels, looking up at me while she was bent over some bitch she had tied down to the bed in a matching outfit.
>everythinginmylifewasleadingtothismoment.heaven
>Didn't know who the chick was but later found out it was an old highschool friend of her's
>i guess she was talking to her for a few weeks before to plan the whole surprise, anyways
>not even 5 seconds into my pants hitting the floor before i was climbing onto that bed and pressing her face into her friends ass
>ok so to set the scene, two bitches in matching skimpy outfits, one tied to the bed, the other spreading her out and tongue forced into her asshole getting it ready for the penis that would be penetrating it soon
>so before i can even spit in her face she pulls her tongue from that fartbox grabs my dick with that kungfu grip and looks me straight in the eyes as she says
>"are you ready to fuck this cum slut baby?"
>ultimately the answer was yes (of course), simply give her a nod more focused on my dick pulsing in her hand than speaking, she finally let's go.
>reaching up she grabs my hair and whispers in my ear "yfw you read the first letter of every line." and i instantly came buckets

>>745150935
cindy stamps. hard to find good shit but she was a very small time model.

>>745150935
I'm actually going to get to accountanting haha

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>>745151561

>okay perfect every notgonnalieshitwascash.gif take half every diamonds.jpg okay order riding guy enjoying taxicabconfessions.webm only now tiramisu hhnnnggg.png enjoying fuck look open often ready enjoy vehicle exiting reach your benis order drinking yiffy waiting all love keep there her everythinginmylifewasleadingtothismoment.heaven didn't I not ok so are ultimately reaching

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>>745151561
>>745151600
>>745151866
Oh screw you.

>>745152254
Even better. Roughly same pay without the risk of dying on an interstate in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

suck my dick you fucking faggot

>>745145314

You mean pressing?

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>>745152585
No I think he means clicking.

>>745152525
have you tried transferring into more construction based driving?
invest more in license, drive construction vehicles, $30+/hr avg

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>>745152717
I am a college student.

>>745152972
any luck finding a turdcutter pic?

>>745153077
Fuck is a turdcutter?

>>745153120
butthole pic

>>745146636
Security Forces detected how many hours left on shift? You doing 12 (14) hours or 8 (10)

first off: Why are you watching porn while you are at work?
second: Why not just go to another board?

>>745153606
forumphilla thread has all her stuff, but it was all uploaded to rapidgator files which were deleted. doesn't appear to be anything special besides what you find on imagefap or fuskator.

>>745153915
He wasn't. I posted nudes b/c boobs = attention and I didn't want OP's thread to die.

>>745146636
Don't you have some brown people to kill for Israel?

>>745154111
>check'd

That's fine by me, I prefer imagefap's platform anyway.

>>745152972
Any pics of her getting fucked? No niggers though. I don't want to see her getting raped.

>>745153382
Scuuurity fershes huaaaaaaa!

>>745153382
Yes, also when are your shift changes and what is your average threat response time? Any RAMs this week?

>>745152525
Exactly and I can smoke shit tons of weed

>>745153382
I'm prob gonna be at work for like another 6 hours lmao

>>745154314
Psh if I ever get to go anywhere lmao, fucked up back

>>745154223
Thank you kind stranger

>>745152717
I'm stuck in military for like another 6 months

OP here sorry my replies were slow I got caught up watching archer and staring at a wall.

Damn that, more 4 hours of work

>>745155640
I can't wait to be a civilian again and start college.. I really miss the freedoms haha