Calling all newfags&oldfags
I am looking for an old greentext story circa 05-07 from /b/. I remember the whole story seeming sexual until the end I remember the last line was
>tfw I'm a spray paint can
The story was about then going in an alley and her shaking him until he sprayed all over the wall, or something of that nature...
Anyone have/remember this?
Inb4 go to /r/
Inb4 op can't inb4
Bamp plox halp /b/ros
Bamp
Bamp plox halp /b/ros ..
Henny1?
Yuh
Sum1
Did it fall into the abyss?
Are thair none old /b/tards lefff?
Gin
Try try try try agaginnnnnn
Don't die
>>745133087
bumping for interest. Kind of a newfag, but not really. Been here since 08
>>745133087
im gunna bump again for you /b/ro
>be me
>girl shakes me up and sprays me all over a wall
>tfw I'm a spray paint can
>>745133087
Nothing in the archives: https://thebarchive.com/b/search/text/tfw%20I'm%20a%20spray%20paint%20can/
Nothing on Google. Are you sure it was exactly "tfw I'm a spray paint can"?
Alternatively you can scour through old greentext threads relevant to the date you saw it: https://thebarchive.com/b/search/text/greentext/type/op/start/2003-10-01/end/2017-09-14/