Hey /b/ I got caught getting high by a teacher, they said I have

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>>745132685
Sorry for shitty grammar, also I've been smoking for years but this never happend before we we're cautious

>>745132685
>Also trips get her nude set if you guys can help me out on this issue
Give the nudes and we'll help you.

>>745132685
Goldenseal faggot

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>>745132914
My files, my rules fam =)

>>745132685
Drink a bunch of water and piss it out the morning of, then a monster energy drink 45 minutes to an hour before the test. Without pissing. I don't know what it is about the original monster, but it made me pass every piss test(for bud) flawlessly

The only thing you can do is to dilute your urine. Theres no point in drinking a lot of water now, however, do so an hour before you do the pisstest. Make sure it is clear as water.
Another way to dilute your piss is to increse the amount of other stuff thats in it. Drink lots of juices, smooties, and coffey. That way it would seem that the amount of "weedstuffs" in your piss is relatively low compared to everything else, so it might be overlooked and the test could come back negative.

Places that sell health supplements used to have pills that would help flush it out of your system but I dont know if they still sell them.

>>745132979
>My files, my rules fam =)
My brain, fuck you =)

>>745132685
Graduating highschool works

>>745132979
Enjoy your positive drug test then

>>745133089
you cant "flush it out the system", but as mentioned above you can dilute it. Buy lots of multivitamins and minerals. Eat foor that is rich in iron

Drink a lot of water betwen now and then. (come on trips!)

>>745132685
Two words. Synthetic urine. It's all you need

>>745132685
There are countless detox drinks on the market that shouldn't set you back too much. Have used them in the past and they have helped me to pass and from what I understand they are untraceable. Just do your research and don't smoke for a week or so.

multivitamins for trips

Drink water and lose fat is all you can do.

Drink a lot of cranberry and grape juice, the antioxidants contained will help you cleanse your organism quickly.

black male semen

>>745132685
get your medical card.

you're cute. They should pass you

horse semen

>>745133307
TRIPS

>>745133333
QUINTS

>>745133333
Mo Trips!

>>745133333
!!!!!!

>>745133333
Checked, you motherfucking newfag.

>>745132685
>drug test in 2 weeks

Teacher is obviously giving you a second chance to ensure you aren't STILL on drugs. Just dont take drugs for 2 weeks fool.

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Here's a reward for the answers so far^^
Still waiting for tips if anyone has any more tricks

>>745133333
Hands down you win

>>745133333
winrar!

Let's get to posting those nudes mo fo

>>745132685
get a latex glove
fill it with one of your bffs clear piss
shove it up your pants before the test
make a a small hole in one of the latex fingers
piss in the cup
tie the finger you made a hole so it wont drip
ggeznore
used to do it all the time in the army

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>>745133333
That ain't trips but impressive!
I'll be nice and post them nudes
>>745133382

>>745133333
>>745133356
Really hope this is bait and you're not actually this new.

fuck you're a dumb cunt. You have 2 weeks just dont do anything a day or 2 before the test ya simple piece of shit. Can you go 2 days without getting high????????? or are you that controlled by whatever you are taking.

>>745133432
Weeew edge alert

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>>745133432
>>745133419
Yea I asked my closest friend, she smoked last like mid summer, but that's good right?

>>745133465
2 weeks isn't enough by any means.

>>745133432
Why is she a cutter & her one tit is smaller than the other one.

Ah, a cutter

>>745133473
even though OP is a massive faggot your'e also a massive faggot and a dumb shit

weed takes about a month or so to clear from the system

Are you from Australia? Why upside down?

>>745133465
Getting high ONCE sets you back 3 weeks, trust me, mine came out positive.

>>745132685
why would they test you if they caught you...?

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>>745133465
This better be bait, thc can be showns after months

All the above PLUS start pissing before putting anything in the cup and remove cup before end of pissing. In other words, you want only the middle part of your pissing.

>>745133479
find someone whos clear by any means. lets not risk it

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>>745133432
>That ain't trips
nigger what

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>>745133573
>>745133566
Because they couldn't really proove it since we hid the roach, but it was kinda obvious and they said either we do a test and this stays in school or they call the police
>>745133591
nigga thats a penta

>>745132685

>Get some clean piss from a friend
>Put that shit on ice immediately
>Morning of test put it in a condom (make sure it's cleaned out)
>Strap condom to your stomach, make sure to put a hand warmer on it since some tests have a body temperature indicator
>When it's time to piss poke a hole in the bottom of the condom and let it out

>>745133649
let them call the police. the cops wont do shit and they certainly wont drug test you

>>745132685
Buy this. It's the best option out there. It's real, drug free, human urine, in powdered form. You mix it with the right amount of water in a tube, tape a handwarmer to it and tape that to your thigh next to your dick. When they have you go pee you take it out, shake it to make it foamy, take off the handwarmer, check the thermometer and wait for the temperature to drop to body temp, then pour it into the cup quiety and submit your "sample'. This can beat event he fanciest tests designed to detect fake pee.
http://www.testclear.com/Powdered-Urine-Kit-P13.aspx

Or just get clean pee from a nerdy straight edge person.

>>745133525
I'm talking about the fucking scars on her leg you stupid nigger, calling the bitch edgy you retarded fuck

>>745132747
From personal experience, you're fucked unless you get some fake piss from a head shop.

A few years back I quit to go job hunting figuring it would take a month max to be clear, since that's what most sources will tell you. 3 months later I was still giving weak positives. I had been smoking for years, I'm also skinny as fuck, so all that shit you hear about it being a problem for fat people is bs.

>>745133649
They've got no proof so what are the cops gonna do?

>>745133713
he clearly ment to reply to the post above yours. bet you're embarrased now.

>>745133764
This

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>>745133656
I don't exactly know when will they make the test, if I get my friend's piss and like put it in the fridge how long is it good for?
>>745133693
Thanks I might aswell go with this
>>745133713
She posted this on 4chan like months ago, but shes still hot
>>745133764
Make me do a drug test?

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Protein helps mask the fat soluable thc and other drugs that stay in your blood stream. Semen has a binding agent that attaches to elements of the body such as blood and fat that it uses when helping the sperm get to the egg. Its unfortunate, but drinking a shit ton of semen is your best option. If you ever want to be anything in life, you must start drinking semen today.

>>745132685
You'll take a drug test in a bathroom alone.

Get ahold of some urine thats clean.
Keep it in fridge until then.
Boil some water before you go to the test.
Take them peel container and let it sit in the water that you boiled otw to test.
Bring urine in by putting under balls,or in aide of sock.

I've passed 9d tests using someone else's urine. Method has never failed. It's too late to for water or detox.

Also underage b&

>>745132685
just don't smoke for 2 weeks exercise a lot and drink a lot of water and ur fine

>>745133795
That only makes him more degenerated so no, I'm absolutely not

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I gotta go rn thanks for the replies

>>745133906
Sweating it out is noting but a myth. doesnt help

Go to your local smoke shop and get an ultimate detox drink. There are instructions on the bottle. It'll mask whatever is in your system for a few hours. Drink that, fill it with water, drink that, and pass before the test. It got me through monthly state probation piss tests for 18 months

>>745133924
you only confirm my guess by replying. lol kys

>>745133938
He's probably not talking about sweating it out.

Since thc gets stored in your adipose tissue, the idea is that exercising will burn fat and help get rid of thc.

Still doesn't work though.

>>745133938
It's not the sweat, it's burning fat, which is the THC molecules hang onto.

Lots of water with sugar a creatine in it.
Drug tests will look for creanine. By injesting lots of sugar and creatine your body will produce an abundance of creanine. The water will dilute it back to normal levels.
Then take B vitamins (not too much) to put the color back in your piss.

It's basically creating fake piss using your own organs to manufacture it. No fake cocks or bags of random piss needed.

>>745134017
seems like you know more than me, then :P

>>745133810

A day or two realistically

Active charcoal pills m8

>>745133074
>coffey
I want to hate you but your advices may be important in my future.

>>745133295
lol

>>745133810
You're an idiot, OP.

1. THC stops being detected in piss after a week, drink a lot of water and it goes away even faster

2. Unless you've signed a form or are on probation no one can make you take a drug test without consent.

Go be 15 somewhere else.

>>745132685
They don't do drugs tests in high school

>>745134487
Oh, and 3. There's nothing illegal about THC in your system. It's illegal to get caught getting high and to be high in public. That's it.

>>745133815
Kek

>>745134487
>>745134559
You're so wrong on so many levels. Do a fucking google search

>>745134487

>THC stops being detected in piss after a week

extremely incorrect

>Unless you've signed a form or are on probation

or you are underage and going to school, in which case you don't have the same legal rights as a normal adult.

>There's nothing illegal about THC in your system. It's illegal to get caught getting high

Also incorrect. It's illegal to knowingly take controlled substances, if there are only trace amounts you COULD argue that it's too low to prove that you knowingly took them, but if what they find is consistent with regular use, which is will be in OP's case, you can still be charged.

>>745134487
>>745134559


This is why black people keep ending up in jail

>>745132685
9/10 feet

>>745132685
What kind of drug test?
How much you smoke a week?
What is your weight / build?
Are you active?

I have to take these for work, so I actually have a pretty good idea if you answer these questions how fucked you are.

>>745132990
It is because Monster has caffeine in it, which is a dietetic. This makes you piss more often, so your piss is more water and less toxins.
So the toxins they are testing for become more dilute.

>>745135735
I think you misspelled dialectic

>>745136407
idiot he was obviously trying to say diametric

>>745132685
get her some help tho, she seems too nice for self harming. also,burn fat and drink water, thc stays in your body fat and goes to your bloodstream, if you smoke regularly (every day) it will take 2 months to disappear, if just like once a ,month 2 weeks will do

>>745136538
do you guys even know how much sugar is in those things? he's clearly calling it diabetic

>>745132685
What kind of shithole country requires you to drug test? I've never heard of this in my life.

>>745137091
Probably Africa mate, heard Africa is a bad country

>>745133333
YEEAHH-HEAAAAHHH

>>745132685
Okay OP. Assuming you don't smoke a shit ton, buy a pack of powder pectin. The shit that makes makes liquid into jello. Find it at a grocery store. Mix one packet into a yellow or orange gatorade and chug it before the test. Don't piss until it's for the test. Passed a test for a job this way. Works, I swear.

>>745137681
How and why

>>745132685
>aunt is a nurse
>one day dad smoked a shit ton of weed and had to pass a test for a construction job
>nurse aunt said for him to drink a WHOLE JAR of pickle juice.
>he did so
>passed it with flying colors.
donno man, if its a mouth swab test those fucking fail hard, if its a piss test, do this, drink water, do everything people say fo sho.

>>745137681
Wtf thats waay too fucking horrible

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>>745133333

>>745134487
no, nope
>>745134559
oh and no.

>>745133465
>thc stays in your body fat for up to 4 weeks

>>745132685
This always helped me pass drug test OP
>Find a willing friend and collect their piss
>Use piss bag and put collected piss in
>during drug test just use their piss and empty piss bag into collection cup

>>745133484

Every girls has one tit that is smaller than the other

>>745133692
This.

Are you under a legal or contractual obligation to test?

If not tell them to fuck off.

>>745132685
military guys I know swear by 3 days of cranberry juice prior to their drug tests