What does /b/ do for work? I run a shitty machine on night shift,

I make $7.25 an hour being a unarmed security guard.

>>745124100
8.50 GBP receiving deliveries for a retailer

I supervise manufacturing at a vape company.

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>>745124100
>shitty machine
It could be worse.
Pic related: me in a past life

>>745124316
receiving deliveries?

>>745124100
Work as a sales rep for a mobile phone carrier

>$8.50/hr
>commission on every activation and accessories

If i hit 100% of my quota i double my commission

Burry dead people.

361/day as an assistant engineer on an Offshore Supply Vessel.

>>745124708
Take me daddy

>>745124100
I clean rental vehicles

>>745124774
No thanks

Apple retail

>>745124100
I'm an armed guard at a precious metals refinery, 28.80/hr

>>745124100
mooch off the government

Painter of exclusive wall coverings. Kind of a house painter deluxe. Work mostly abroad. 15 euros/h

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>>745124100
Software engineer for Google. Addicted to pone but can't talk about it with anyone.

>>745124846
Nice gig

Fluff pulp paper machine

$31.72

Paramedic.

Electrician make about 15$ an hour

>>745124100
25€/h freelance graphic designer, need work, e-mail me if you need a graphic designer.
[email protected]

What's that, OP, a cutter?
t.webdev, $41/hr before taxes

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>Property landlord

£800pcm
mortgage £415
profit = £385pcm

+ ~£220 per month disability for accident at work 3 years ago

poorfag until my claim comes through

>>745124953
It was easy to be hired by Google?

I have a very /x/ job, I work as a Hospital Orderly.

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>>745125356
no actually. It depends heavily on knowing academic computer science. I would probably fail the interview if I had to take it again today.

>>745124100
Fuck yeah. Web press.

Love print work

But I'm machine operator/mechanic, making those rolls of coin you get from a bank

I do about 45,000 rolls, a shift

>>745125596
Would writing an own processor in Verilog and porting gcc to it demonstrate sufficient understanding of the art, do you think?

>>745124971
Yeah If you want crippling paranoia 24/7, I'm just waiting for the day this place gets robbed and I get shot by a dindu with a hi point

>>745124100
Never seen another pressman here before.

I used to run a HP Indigo 7500 and 7800. And a web with a versamark for a car dealerahip advertising company

>>745124246
I make $15 an hour being an unarmed untrained security guard.

>>745125596
Legends about 'crazy interviews only geniuses can pass' are fake?
I'll have a master degree (1 year left) in cs and I would like to work for google.
Is the environment stressful?

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>>745125689
it would not, sorry. I did some VHDL but the interview is mostly geared towards academic knowledge, not practical knowledge.

>>745124846
Do staff ever walk out the door with product?

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>>745125853
>Legends about 'crazy interviews only geniuses can pass' are fake?
those are definitely true. I conduct such interviews. Mainly they want to know that you understand Big O on a really fundamental level. When I was interviewed, I was asked to make datastructure that allowed O(1) add and remove, with O(log n) look up.

>>745125948
Simply an array with binary search?

>>745125948
As an interviewer do you think that the most important part isn't the solution but the reasoning behind it?

Software developer, $35/hour
In crazy expensive Norway though.

>>745124100
Shift Manager at a fast food joint in the Midwest. Make $10.25/hr. Basically flip burgers and babysit teenagers for 8-10 hours a day, 5 days a week.

>>745126144
Is your job stressful?

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>>745126090
Solves the first part, but what happens when the array is full? Resize is O(n)

>>745126139
Reasoning is important, but we get paid to write code. You gotta write the code that implements the reasoning. Usually people have the idea, but can't write the code.

For example, In python 2, range(n) is O(n) in space complexity, but most people forget that.

>>745125888
You mean stealing?

No, Everything is weighed very carefully by multiple people on very accurate scales.

I bring cash to and from the bank with another guard but all precious metals are transported by private armored guards (Garda)

>>745125767
Good money, is there much overtime available?
How much experience do you need to get hired and do you need anything besides an armed guard license?
Are they hiring?

>>745126302
LOL, the gif

An array list should amortise that cost. If I'm wrong again, give me the solutions pls :)
Sorry if I wasted your time, I wanted to test if I'm ready for the big G

>>745126450
Overtime all the time, It's time and a half.

It's an exhausting job though, The paranoia exhausts you. It's not in the best neighborhood and obviously not open to the public, But I think most people in the neighborhood know what the building is (even though It's unmarked).

I got hired with only 3 years experience as a loss prevention officer at target (which required no experience).

You need a couple years experience and a CCW, They will train you and pay for range time (at least my company). You get a issued glock (19, 22, or 20) and XM15E2S but you can also carry whatever guy you own as well

>>745125767
kek

>>745126272
It can be sometimes, but usually not. I try maintain just a little stress, so that I'm more efficient. But we're just a small dev team with one CTO directly above us, and he lets us set the pace (i.e. we plan our own work week).

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CNC Breakpress operator
€12/hr, From 7am to 6pm and I take 20min break


>>745126321
>Garda
What County?

>>745126864
>What County?
The U.S.

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I work in Hospitality and Tourism. Mostly running, setting up, breaking down events.

It's pretty seasonal/unreliable work though.

I'm currently waiting on a call for my hours for next week.

Shit's kinda gay. I want something more full time!

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Dentist. Only working 3 days a week and spend the rest 4 contemplating kissing a freight train.

>>745126921
My mistake, the police in Ireland are called "Garda" short for "Garda Síochána".
:^)

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>>745127013

Why only contemplate, when you can act, Anon?

>>745127013
I desperately need dental work but I'm broke and scared. Maybe I'll join you with that freight train.

Oh yeah. Retail backroom drone.

>>745126654
That would be great money. Is it in the U.S ?
Bummer on needing a few years experience. I could go get an armed guards license from local college pretty quickly. What is the typical starting pay right out of school?

not working right now, but i used to clean tour buses for 9 usd an hour.
miserable work. gonna try my hardest not to get another job where i have to clean up after other people.

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>>745127295
Good question. Couldn't come up with an answer.

Off to work I go now.

>>745126654
Are you allowed to put a scope on the ar-15?

>>745126654
that sounds like a fucking dream. just accept the things you can't change and be ready for shit if the shit comes a knocking.

>>745124100

I work in a bar at a football (soccer club). I get free food and drink when I work which makes up for it being minimum wage.

>>745125234
Nah it makes liners for the inside of semi trailers

>>745127053
Oh gotcha.

>>745127601
Yes, It's in the U.S.


>>745127719
It has a holographic and laser sight. I never asked about changing sights on any of the rifles.

>>745127778
Yea but around blacks never relax.

I just don't want to die yet, Too young.

Also don't want to wax anyone, I'm sure that messes with you. Even if It's justified

>>745125792
Wish i was a press op lol i have exp in cncs tho

Rates manager at an insurance company. 125k/yr old bonuses.

>>745127891
Does it have one of those piece of shit eotech sights, or one from someone else?

>>745127891
you're in the wrong profession if you have that big a moral conflict with what you are actually hired to do

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nothing

>>745128000
God damn am envious of dat cash flow. I make about $18 an hour where im at

>>745128033
It's a EOTech lol, How'd ya know lol

>>745128046
I think most normal people would prefer not killing someone over killing someone, I didn't say I wouldn't do my job. Just that I don't WANT to kill someone, I think it would stick with me in the back of my mind probably my whole life.

>>745124100
Wear loose clothing.

>>745124100
Close at a McDonald's.

>>745128143
well that's what you're being paid to do anon! being that much against it is gonna seriously cloud your judgment / instincts if you have to do it. you don't think you'd hesitate?

>>745124100
Landscaper, $12.50 a hour. 9 hours a day and 6 days a week

At work right now. Night patrol guard. Easy money 98 percent of the time.

Avionics engineer. 41 an hour work 84 hours a week. Can't remember when the last time I had a day off was.

>>745128077
They are the most common one.

Eotech got caught by the U.S. Military selling them defective pieces of shit for years. That is why there is a quiet, recall out on them.

They do not hold their boresight over temperature, so when the temperature changes much, the sighting moves off. The worst of it is, when it comes back to the temperature it was boresighted at, it doesn't return to the zero. It just drifts all over.

Navy's test group at Crane caught them on it a couple years ago.

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>all these wagecucks wasting their life making someone else rich
LOL

>>745125948
what about that requires "genius"? I mean don't get me wrong, its "smart" but hardly like "I solved e28" smart

for reference, I'm an information security professional working in the mergers and acquisitions dpt of a fortune 10 company. Worked as a consultant for 8+ years before this, and a childhood criminal before that

>>745128469
how do you eat anon?

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$0.00 shitpost but profit from laughs and wisdom 4chan has to offer me

>>745128063
I get raped for taxes and insurance if it's any consolation. My net base pay is only about 60k.

>>745128469
Its trumps son HOT TAMALE

$125 to $2000 per hour depending on what I am doing.
I reprogram computers in cars for more power/better fuel economy etc. High end Mercs make great money and usually takes me fuck all time

Real estate agent

i gets payd to teach ur kids!!!
muahahahahahahahahha!!!
but i get govenment pay, witch means vurrry littles

>>745128361
I feel ya. I work 12 hr per day for at least 28 days straight.

>>745128646
Found the middle school music teacher.

>>745128652
I'm at the 4 month mark of no days off. Sleep, work, gym. Idk what having a life is anymore

I work for walmart
I am saving money to be a Canadian version of elliot rodgers
Getting guns is hard in canada

>>745128493
Chickens
Plants

>>745128710
Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>745124779
How often do you find condoms, left over personal fluids, and paraphernalia?

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I used to drive LLOP in the UK till two weeks ago. 7.50 pound/hour, minimum 8 hours per shift (maximum 12 in my choice), order picking in warehouse.. Now I kinda miss these LLOPs...

>>745125853
>Is the environment stressful?
Depends.
Piss off the wrong feminist cunt above you, and you'll eventually find yourself working content filtering. And you probably think some of the shit you see on /b/ is bad, horrific, sadistic and disgusting.
Google's content monitors are basically their dirty secret. They don't want the public to know that A) it's basically punishment/refuse for people not earmarked to advance higher, and B) NO ONE can take it, and many leave with genuine mental trauma.

>>745128046
>>745128214
>>>/v/

>>745128796
This anon gets it.

>>745124571
I sign papers for delivery drivers, move pallets, assist team leader telling people what to do etc

>>745129044
I would love to read a book about stuff like this. Different little secrets like the content filtering department at Google. Society send to think that Silly Valley forms are these gleaming paragons of capitalism... But they have lowborn scum shoveling coal into the furnace just like every other organization.

t. Finance dick who is still salty that the nation hates his industry.

>>745124443
The swastica makes it

>>745124645
Loved this as a job

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>>745124100
>>745124443
hi

>>745124100
i investigate aviation mishaps in a certain branch of government, not FAA/NTSB

Third-party work-force analyst for a telco in NA.

120k a year only work 7 months a year. Mining industry

>>745124100
I import aftermarket automotive tuning parts from Japan and sell them online to people here in the US and elsewhere. I also have my own personal product line catering to a rapidly dwindling competition hobby (1/24 scale slot cars). I had started college between 98 and 2000 for computer science, but bailed and began doing this. I'm now 38 with no future because the market for used Japanese tuner car parts is dying, and the hobby product line is basically pizza money now & then.
Somewhere along the way I failed in life. I don't really care anymore. I haven't had a girlfriend in over 14 years, my teeth are beginning to fall apart, and I can't even afford the cars I sell shit for anymore.
Sorry, everyone, for turning this into a feels thread...

>>745129722
You get to tell AT&T that their outsourced customer support sucks? How much doth thou get paid for this futile act?

>>745129832
>> you seem to be very proud of yourself.
>> you seem to think you will live forever
>> you seem to think you will take your 120k/year in your grave with you
>> you are STUPID AS FUCK.

Server at upscale restaurant $20-30 an hour
Drug dealer 100-200 a day
Artist 100-300 a month

>>745130012
God damn, who let the fucking edgelord out of his cage?

>>745124645
Berry my dick.

>>745124246
>>745125797
I make $13/hour to be an unarmed security guard on a college campus

>>745130234
do you carry a bat

>>745130271
hahahahhahahahahah tear spray might be a good idea and not so obvious, especially when the underwear is brown :D :D :D
>>745130137
had no idea the only truth is called "edgelord".... thats too bad..

>>745130012
All I saw was an anon answering OP's question.

You seem to have some issues - I'd find someone to talk to about that.

Also one meme arrow is sufficient for green
>see?

>>745130271
>security guard on a college campus
>do you carry a bat
He carries handouts on how to deal with trauma should someone express a political view opposite of the victim's, with directions to the counseling office.

Archeologist. About 15-20, really depends

>>745125856
For a supposedly forethinking company that's surprisingly short sighted. By the time you've done several years of academia your brain is heavily geared toward one mode of logic. You've essentially been brain washed into thinking a certain way over nearly two decades.

Most of the truly huge innovations in mankind's history have been from practical experimentation or thinking outside of the box, which at twenty some years old with several years of uni you'll be increasingly unable to do.

I don't have sources to hand, but I'm fairly sure the studies and statistics can be Googled. I read it on paper, and some years ago at that.

>>745129332
Hi, pack these parts.
t.process tech

>>745124100
still student for now

>>745130455
>innovations
kek, nice bait

>>745130509
10 hrs a day 4 days a week w/ 3 day weekends.
there are pluses, and minuses. My hands are ruined from hot plastic callousing them.

>>745129961
A different work than that but somewhere in that line. Not much really, $30/day to mostly look at a computer screen and press the keyboard, move the mouse from time to time.

>>745127622
Whose tour busses? Rock musicians? Or football fans etc?

>>745130641
What kind of parts you make? I used to work in a Tier 3 automotive molding shop.

Scummy telemarketer for electricity company. $22.10 per hour before commission.
Commission is real dodgy at my place so you almost never see it

>>745130388
what-the-fuck-ever.
>also F.O.

>>745130762
Haha been there. Keep truckin'

>>745130734
staples for home improvement. capital safety parts. etc.

>>745130911
Idiot

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>>745130734
>>745130957
oops forgot pic

>>745124100
senior software dev for a Toronto startup. salaried at $85k with a 2.3% raise every year, dental benefits and I got a cool sweater.

>>745131010
Do you get equity?

>>745130364
You must be 18 to post here. Sorry anon but you should leave.

>>745124100
I'm a ghostwriter. I write scientific papers, novels, flyers etc. for other people. Basically anything as long as the payment is fine. (also I'd reject anything I morally don't approve of, but that hasn't occured yet.

>>745130012
That dude works hard and lives in the edge of death on any given day for his 120k. There are posters above who sit on their arse all day networking, making phone calls and moving digits around, and the person you attack has one of the legit riskiest jobs going.

I haven't seen any posts by trawlermen or roughnecks so far, so I'd say the mining dude gets the most justified wages, bang for buck. Non FAA dude and aerospace tech bro are also legit deserving of cash, both jobs that require skill. Mining dude needs big brass balls too though.

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I work 40hr/week making $12/hr as a manager at a movie theater.
We're a discount theater so we show movies after they leave first-run theaters so we don't get very many customers. Maybe 200 people on a week day, and 550 on a weekend. We did over 1400 on Labor Day so that was pretty busy for us.
Anyway, i get to wear a suit and tell people what to do, and there's a lot of down time so it's super easy. Pretty decent gig honestly. Free movies is a nice perk. Just went and saw IT in IMAX for free earlier today.

>>745131161
Yea, that's for dropping out of college. Feelsbadman

Shity machine as well
Nothing else in Ohio to do if you're uneducated.
Use to suck shit out of sewer lines with a big vacuum truck.

>>745131010
>I got a cool sweater
How the fuck do i get this dream job.

>>745124100
I paint walls. 60 bucks per day. Cant complain

>>745130629
The cotton gin is but one example. Eli whitney was a large component of the industrial revolution. After inventing tbe cotton gin, which revolutionised textile manufacture, he then went into musket making and innovated the concept of standardised interchangeable parts. Two huge components of the industrial revolution.

Did he hobnob with Newton in a learnatorium? Did he fuck, he just thought of ways to make life better.

Google started out as an innovation in clearweb searching, but now they're just another corporation. Don't be evil is long gone. Might as well work for Gate's or Job's ghost.

>>745124953
How jewish are google when it comes to 4chin culture? Any colleagues use the chins?

>>745131136
What kind of cash does that draw?

>>745125409
You clean old peoples shit

>>745124100
I make propaganda on the internet and write shitty speeches for old men that no one listens to

>>745124319
Juice? Mods? What do you guys do
I work for a juice flavoring company

>>745131760
Damn I'd be good at that! How did you get into it and per annum what does it pay, in an average year?

>>745131760
You're the reason Hillary lost.

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>>745124100
i do precast concrete. Septic tanks, sewer and drain systems, ect. making $18.00 and geting bumped up to 20.00 in a few months.

I work as a carpenter

I make 45-50$ an hour.

No I'm not an American

Medical Triage Dispatcher - $23/hr
On call 24/7 for 365

>>745131992
Where are you based and what kind of chippy?

>>745131923
Grats

>>745131919
False. She is.

>>745131844
Had a shitty blog in college. Some local editors thought it was funny. Wanted to be a journo, but that pays shit. Also briefly worked on the Hill. Couldn't deal with shitty pay working comms in congress, got an offer to do it somewhere else. Paid better so I took it. Now I make 85/year, but it's DC, so that's like making 50 anywhere else in the country

Research Biochemist working at a private university

>>745132055

Denmark

90% of the time it's plasterboard / different kinds of walls, either with or without insulation. Professionel customers only. Which is why the hourly pay is so high

Haven't worked for 2 years.

government pays my rent and gives me money to spend each month.

gg wage cucks.

>>745124100
Patent examiner
Pay is good job is hard af

>>745132578

From?