what are some sexy / nice things to say to a girl in bed? I've

"I want to soak you in cum and lick you clean."

Honestly i dont like men talking too much and i dont like guys saying anything to long. It sounds cringey.

Just the "you like that?" Or any sort of "im gonna fuck the shit outta you" as a warm up

>>745122659
interesting, thanks for the thought

>>745122659
tits and timestamp bitch

>>745123444
shutup idiot

>>745122659
anything short and simple that you have liked?

>>745121987
Depends on the girl. What does she say to you?

>>745121987
you just gotta compliment them during sex to feel good and get good vibes and responses, something like
"your sexy ass is gonna make me cum" or "fuck, ..you are hot"

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>>745123444
This guy issued the correct response. Tits, timestamp, sharpie in the pooper. Then you may proceed. Let us not forget the tenants that made /b/ great.

>>745123531
I like feeling you inside me

Do you want to cum on me? I like the feeling cum on my chest

>>745123467
>doesn't know the fucking rules

>>745123726
doesn't know the proper application of the rules
also should be in bed because they have school tomorrow

>>745122659
prettytmuch
jus make her oyour bitch and she'll be wet as fck

>>745123444
No dick that's for chicks trying to get attention or requesting things. You are waaay off base here son

>>745123702
Tell her
"Y-y-y-you too."

>>745124490
kek

>>745124490
nice

>>745121987
tell her to do things, then tell her she's a good girl

go deep enough to make her wince and cry out and ask if she likes being your little whore

slap her around a lot, grab her by the hair (by the root of her hair and over a lot of it so you just grab her head and don't hurt her), throw her around if you can, etc..

if you both are very verbal you might want to try role plays, and if you're both literary you could do one you keep going, those get really hot

make sure to speak from your diaphragm, so it comes out sounding low and sexy, not squeaky

you'd look good in the kitchen

>>745124674
she's not really interested in bdsm,
but she is open to trying new positions / other things

any other ideas?

>>745123444
>>745123675
fucking newfags, this rule only applies on those cunts attention whoring with a start up line of ''femanon here''
>>745124259
this dude is right

>>745123531
nap time
You can do things to me while I nap

There's a few things you can say:

"I hope you can forgive me for ejaculating too early"

"I'm sorry for not being as well endowed as your last man."

"I like it when I put my penis in your vagina."

"Lets make sex."

"Would you like me to orally copulate with your anus."

"Winner winner, chicken dinner."

"Slob on my knob like corn on the cob"

>>745124855
>Would you like me to orally copulate with your anus
my sides

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>>745123726
>>745123444
>implying the post isn't from a fag
and the rule only applies for attentionwhores not someone that just says something
>i'm a grill btw

>>745124855
>"I hope you can forgive me for ejaculating too early"

I would, but on meds, so i don't cum
I just keep going until my heart gets too tired to keep my dick up, then i rest

>>745125003
rule doesn't apply to greek girls
keep those things to yourself

>>745125028
weirdest shit is on this website..

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>>745125003

>i'm sure to win because my speed is superior

>>745124832
What was the point of mentioning she's a girl if not for added attention to the post?

Tits and timestamp is always required. There isn't an exception. Fucking newfags made an exception. The only exception is if she already posted tits and timestamp.

You are ruining this place by spreading misinformation

>>745124735
this is not bdsm. this is vanilla sex. every woman wants this.

Tell her you love her , that's a good one

>>745125755
can't, i'm her side chick