>be friends with German immigrant woman in college >Mo

What are the credentials of a behavioral therapist?

Stop giving shit and stop being pussy, next time something like that happen, kill them, hide body.

>>745117172
Bach + working on masters + various certifications

>>745116917
Jealous people need to be killed. I hope OP gets raped in prison like the little insecure beta faggot he is.

>>745117261
>no license
>not even masters
I think I have a lead on the problem. What certs?

>>745117298
"need to be killed"

Say that after you've had a girlfriend, you waifu humping, pillow jizzed faggot.

Also, you're an idiot for not seeing the humor in the story. Get raped.

>>745117374
I didn't say I didn't have a masters, you asked what the requirements were: the requirements are exactly as I said.

Regardless now,
BCBA

RBT

and other shit like CPR and stuff.

Ty OP....this made me kek genuinely lel

>>745117500
Thanks! It was supposed to be funny!

My god.

>>745116917
Bad times... Any pictures of her gash?

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>>745117723
Nice! More?

Better to face the music, anon. Tell them it was a crime of passion after you found out she was cheating with the bulldyke. Deny any actual violence apart from the pushing and smashed phone. She broke the phone during the tussel.

Lawyer up if you can afford it.

You'll be fine, bud.

>>745116917

Sounds like you fucked up and didn't know how to end a relationship without causing issues to yourself.

>>745117958
Anger got the best of me-- true. >>745117895

>>745117895
I'm past the legal hump. Have to do my counseling time with people that I know and work with--as their former supervisor.

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>>745117796
This is all I got.

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>>745117435
Oh, you precious child.
1. I've had 30 or so of them, some for years, some for days.
2. That was irony, not humor.
Get some perspective, desperate little Hollywood-suckled cipher.

>>745118111
Nice. Good work.

>>745118271
it was irony-- good call.

I honestly don't get your problem with what I've said.
You don't think there's humor in irony?

>>745118043

If you want to keep any decency or respect you have left with those people, own up to your mistake. Admit you have an angry issue. There is no shame in that.

As for your previous relationship, start looking elsewhere and cut all ties with her unless there some kind of legal commitment you have to deal with. There are other fish in the sea, mate.

>>745118362
My friend, I own up to my anger. I went way over the top with property destruction. I went way over board.

I have no contact with her.

I just thought /b would get a kick out of this story.

Also, I appreciate you sage advice.

>>745116917
>Trusting German women

At least the noods are alright. See what happens when you get jealous and possessive instead of sharing? You lose good stuff.

>>745118325
Irony gets old after a while. Eventually it's just a bunch of crap that stands in your way and can't be cleared out. You'll see.

>>745118483
No shit. She's the second authentic German woman I've dated. Not again. Never again. They are fucking nuts and without remorse.

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>>745118483
>Trusting Englischsprachern at all

>>745118556
>They are fucking nuts and without remorse.
>t.the guy who went violent on her for not being a good little piece of property
It's time for you to an hero.

>>745116917

Looks kinda muddy to be a German anon

>looks like a turk

>>745116917
Got any of her sucking you dick?

>>745116917
Fucking kill yourself, please

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>>745118733

>current year
>assuming exclusivity

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>>745118833
And here we have the "accidental leaking" of her full name and OP's first name, in a stealth PA request.

>>745118833
looks like she is better off without you indeed
you stupid cunt

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Ayyy how's that karma police working out for you, "Alan"?

2015? Really? Extra fuck off bruh.

>>745119102
hahaha you fuck.

--It just clicked with me!

>/u/MelleniumFalcone
The face of pre-conventional conservative morality, everyone!

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>>745119138
it's a fucking story. God damn. Expectations are too high.

>>745119248
pre-conventional?

>>745116917
>crawl through window hole
found the cringing manlet

>>745119326
Don't they still teach Kohlberg's theories of moral development, Mr. Behavioral Therapist?

>>745116917
you must live in one of those feminist shithole countries where they can prosecute with no actual evidence. I would have denied anything had happened.

>>745119459
that's cognitive therapy-- I work specifically with functional behaviors, mostly with autistic kids

>>745119552
You, too. Go back to le_donald with OP and make beautiful faggotry together

>>745119552
Deny and then go to trial and get convicted anyway, and then face harsher punishments.

The best thing she could have done is to get away from you, you beta abusive cuck

>>745119661
>abusive cuck

Lose your virginity, faggot.

>>745119590
implying I like Donald Trump because I hate feminism and men being treated like shit.

>>745119661
>Calling OP beta
>Thinks it's OK for your girlfriend to be on literal prostitution sites

You did right anon. Make everyone including her family know she is a whore.

>>745116917
>i'm a child and i lose my temper and break things

>>745121584
You've never experienced conflict.

You can't read.

You're fat.

You're stupid.

And you're a virgin.

Get raped.

>>745116917
needed a laugh today, thanks anon

At least you fucked this bitch. I hope Fucking her was worth this whole shit.

>>745118556
> German immigrant women
> authentic
Alright then.

>>745122347
next time I'll get a blood sample and provide DNA evidence, faggot.

Op is a fucking insecure fag!

>>745122596
I didn't know you could measure authenticity through DNA.

>>745116917
you should be locked up for writing the most poorly written greentext story ever. holy shit kill yourself

>>745117298
cuck

>>745118556
german women are also retarded. the lot of them, as are german men

>>745122778
of a country? not really.
but it's enough to get the authenticity of her being european

>>745123353
> authenticity of her being european
I don't even can't what?!

> also, moving the goalpost to european

You do realize you're basically saying
> This tofu made hot dog is a completely authentic hot dog