When did you fuck up /b? > be me, 34. Happily married, but

>>745114631
Lack of self control I guess.

Sounds like you dun goofd

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Kek

>>745114631
May as well go all in now OP. Sprinkle some skeep aid in her drink...sniff and taste her young pussy while jakcing off...proceed to slip just the head of dick nestled between her hairless pussy lips. Orgasm harder than you ever have before because teen puss.

>>745114631
My serious advice for you is to leave, take only what you need, leave the rest with them and just disappear. You are clearly no good for that family and will only cause irreparable damage to your daughter.

>>745114631
Look at it this way. Isn't it hot knowing that she may know how dirty you were but Isn't telling her mom? Strong chance she isn't talking toy you yet because she actually liked it but is afraid to show it. I guarantee you if you become alpha and act as if nothing wrong happened, she will find a way to recreate the pussy tickle scenario. She's hitting puberty. She wants more.

I like these. Any other anons got greentext stories like OP's?

Btw OP, you fucked up doing that.

>>745114631
Wow that was hard to read all the way through. Holy shit.

Find a rusty can opener and perform a manual sex change surgery with no anasthesia, then you can't hurt your own daughter ever again you fucking god damn waste of human skin cells.

Holy fucking shit.

>>745115303
>implying damning the daughter to a life of having a single mother isn't way more damaging

>>745115303
>>745115338

Both of these clowns are amateurs at enjoying yoing barely teen pussy. Ignore their beta cuck responses.

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>>745114631

I went through a similar thing with my 12 year-old. Almost got the cops called on me, but she lies and exaggerates all the time, so everyone thaught she was nuts. The relationship with her seems to be back to normal. I still don't think she thinks it was a "misunderstanding," or an accident.

>>745115424
Seriously? Pedo dad or single mom, I think single mom is a better option you fucking tool. Listen to yourself mongoloid.

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>>745114631
An hero for the sake of your soul

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you sick fuck op

You might be OK. My wife does a lot of work with CPS. You have to do worse than that to get prosecuted. They might ask you a few questions, if it ever comes to them, however.

>>745115778
story?

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>>745114631
Anything else, you'd like to add, OP? What are you more afraid of? The consequences the effect you (i.e. federal prison), or your daughter (she's ravaged by the thought that she was molested)?

dude, just kill your daughter so she doesnt tell

Is that the stench coming from my 12 year-old's room? Hope her puss smells better than that

>>745115519
don't cut yourself with that edge

if it ever comes to it -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vRysBZk6iQ

>>745116321
This faggot is clearly just afraid of the consequences

For the love of God!!!-if anyone comes to talk to you, like a cop or CPS don't say a word. Get a real good lawyer and tell them to talk to him.

or you could just play it off and say "dude, i didnt even know i got That high..i stopped as soon as i did "
or
blame her and say she moved around too much and you Almost touched it..

>>745116478
this, you need to redeem this situation OP

>>745114631
>happy married
>no sex in three years
Bait harder dude

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OP RIGHT NOW


>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDM1ZjMK50

>>745116810
You would be surprised at how many people don't do this. Think they can talk their way out of it, but I wouldn't take that chance.

>>745114631
because of psyops

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OP YOU HAVE BEEN TRACKED AND YOUR IP SENT TO THE AUTHORITIES.
IT'S OVER, FOR YOU.

I think you taught her an important lesson about, OP. Never trust any man. They all just want to fuck you.

>>745117437
>I am dog, I can type things

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>>745117451

Maybe feminists were right

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post picture of her right now Op,fucking do it
>>745114631
DO IT

>>745114631
Literally the perfect age to start fucking them, just do it OP.

>be meemee
>alarm doesn't go off cuz I don't have one
>wake up at 5:00 in the afternoon
>take a big swig of my Code Red that was waiting for me next to my mattress
>tfw not Dew but pee but don't care
>mummy should be getting home from work soon, and that ho better have my goodies
>start rocking myself back and forth to gain momentum for transition to legs
>I can hear my jugs sloshing
>heave my body upright and my knees begin to give out
>thinking about tendies gives me the strength of 10 men and I immediately stabalize
>decide to use bathroom this time to peepee, but use the sink cuz toilet has been clogged for a month
>start to feel a log emerging while going weewee in sinkee
>it’s a medium sized log that stays in between my bum bum
>time to go on journey to kitchen where mummy will present tendies
>lay on tummy to flop down stairs
>*garage door opening*
>get a surge of adrenaline cuz mummy stopped at grocery to buy you-know-what
>mummy opens basement door, and I see she doesn’t have any bags in hand
>immediately become filled with a rage which causes a blast of diarrhea
>diarrhea propels my 400 pound body down basement stairs
>mummy dies instantly from the impact
>tfw no tendies

>>745118068
kys

>>745115984
I could never like that show.

>>745114631
Ok, but why is your daughters pussy so pungent?

>>745118068
Horribly written.
0/10

>>745115415
>this

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>ok this is my story
>pounds of cocaine coursing through me I decide to go to my daughters room
>I open the door to discover her naked on the bed masturbating
>something in me that day made me want to fuck her (maybe the cocaine)
>alphamodeengage.png
>plan instantly pops into my head
>enter room where she is quickly trying to cover herself
>doped up on coke i run up to her and savagely begin to rape her
>once it was over cum was splattered all over her face
>practically felt like heaven
>her face was that of pure shock as i finished in under 30 secs
>i ran out understanding now what i did
>likely getting arrested until i realize i should read
>every first letter of each line

>mfw

>>745118593
Yeah, I guess I should have sent it to my editor

>>745118851
Hey it's me your editor, I quit. That shit sucked monkey balls.

>>745118609
>faggot doesn't know what a pedo is.

>>745118604
>Those

>>745119079
was going to do pedo but i wanted to write more so i did pedophile or your saying something else and im retarded idk

>>745118982
I suppose it takes a special kind of moron to make a good GBP greentext. I haven't discovered the magic formula.

Haha. Hope ya get in trouble ya fucking pedo kid diddling fuck face.

>>745119199
11 is hebephile friendo, get your terms straight.

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>>745114631
Moron, what did you think it was going to be like a fucking loli hentai manga? This actually made my stomach turn and cringe.

>>745119366
>It's me, Green text, don't use me or my son again. Your story sucked chink moots balls.

>>745119469
Yet another moron that doesn't know what Pedo means.

>>745119513
Not necessarily, get your facts straight

>>745114631
Truthfully that's what you get for being a sick fucking pedo....not only that but your own fucking daughter. The one person your supposed to protect. Than again, this is fake and bait and your a faggot so you can't possibly have kids!

>>745119578
Yet another moron defending child rapists. Fuck off.

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>>745114631
Kill yourself before an angry mob gets together and rapes you with a pitchfork

>>745119513
>>745119598
ok i got you both i was wrong i thought pedophile was like 14 and under whole classifications for this shit

>>745115415
This!

>>745119598
>A hebephile is a person who is primarily attracted to adolescents, or children who have at least started puberty and have signs of adult sexual maturation, but are still young and developing both mentally and physically. Generally, this means teenagers and preteens between 11 and 14 years old.

Shut up fag.

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>>745114631
Reading this hoping its fake
if not take out a life insurance policy and wrap your car around a fucking tree because that is the only way you will be of any value to your family or anyone else for that matter

>>745119742
That!

>>745117176
this
op is a pathetic cuck

just kill yourself already op. obvious you have nothing going for you in life. your wife wont fuck you and your daughter hates you, just end it all

>>745115303
this is the best fucking choice

>>745114631
Tell me where you live OP, I'll come by and kill you nice and quick so you don't have to suffer knowing what a piece of shit you are.

I got a .45 hollowpoint with your name on it. One shot to the back of the skull and its all over.

No one has to be hurt by you. By the way, I'm not disgusted because you have urges. Some people have fucked up urges, but most have the decency to control them. You do not, and that makes you a monster. Monsters get put down.

This is not a joke. Tell me where you live and when you will be standing in your front yard waiting for me to show up and put one between your eyes.

>>745119756
>Generally, this means teenagers and preteens between 11 and 14 years old.
Key word: generally

If someone has a primary attraction to prepubescents up to age ELEVEN, they can be considered a pedophile.

Shut up, fag

>>745115415
kys, girls are made to be fucked, once their pheremones start kicking in they're ready for cock.

>>745119513
>Hebenofags
making up another word for being a pedo doesn't magically make it any better you fucking autist.

>>745114631
She's not gonna tell her mum and she ain't gonna tell her friends. But she is going to remember that for years and you fucked up with her.

>>745119846
>literally ignoring the definition.

kys

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>>745119857
>kys, girls are made to be fucked, once their pheremones start kicking in they're ready for cock.
Once a pizza starts giving off a pizza smell in the oven its ready to eat.
So go ahead and shove your head in the oven you faggot

>>745119843
Lol. Ya. You're really that much of a hard ass and so gonna do that to him. Internet tuff guy.

>>745117176
It happens more often than you apparently think, sadly. Speaking from experience.
Though three straight years is indeed a bit much, OP is probably getting cucked

>>745119935
>Using a dictionary definition to excuse you piss poor behavior
You are literally no better than a feminist

i hope op already blew his fucking brains out over the guilt of this

>>745119894
>Making up a legitimate word

kys

>>745119957
>Hard ass
Not really, its no different than putting a hole in a target. I'm not expecting him to fight back.
I'm expecting to do a service.
Also if I don't know him and most likely he lives in a different state the police will never catch me.

>>745119978
lololol, you're so smart.

>>745119935
>Literally ignoring the definition of pedophilia while solely focusing on hebephilia.

You're not too bright, huh?

>>745118609
so before this whole pedo vs hebe debate went on i was going to ask how my greentext was trying to get better you know best LULs come from successful baits

>>745120039
You clearly aren't.

>>745114631
lol my sides. ur fucked.

>>745115025
wow

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>>745114631

>>745119776
Pedo-muslim-sympathiser!

>>745120116
Here, let me spoonfeed little babby:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia

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>>745114631
>Happily married, but haven't fucked in almost three years
>Happily married
>Haven't fucked in three years
>three years
HOW?!
Jeesus fucking christ on rollerskates, in three years a fucking mattress with a hole in it would look appealing.
Why aren't you fucking your wife?

#1

Dont say shit, dont admit to shit, and if all hell breaks loose, get an attorney.

Deny deny deny.

The moment you admit, even if lying will never be as bad as having an admission once from you.

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>>745114631
This is fake.
Right anon?
Anon?

>>745114631
Just wait until tonight shell come and creep into your bed, at least if my doujins are true

>>745114631
Convert to Islam, say its your culture
anyone who criticizes you is a racist.

>>745120056
There are literally years of greentexts to read, do some research.

>>745120316
i do my research this was not what i was looking for can i just have a ?/10 to stave my curiosity

>>745120227
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia
The first sentence literally proves you wrong, are you a moron? Let me answer that for you, you are.

>>745114631
you lost control of your self man how horrible your own flesh and blood to man. Just do the world a favor and An Hero tonight. Make it news worthy.

>>745114631
Don't do it again, Op. Ask for FOR GIVE NESS and get a hobby.

>>745114631
Only choice is to kill slef

livestream your suicide you fucking degenerate

>>745120385
Oh, sorry, you must not have read the entire sentence. Here, open wide: "criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13"

Do you really want to embarrass yourself anymore, anon? Perhaps you should stop posting for a while.

>>745115333
Trips confirm, all in OhPey

>>745120272
I kek'd

>>745117972
Nope.

If you had been fucking your wife often you wouldn't have gotten these urges you pathetic cuckold. Instead you nearly defile the one thing in the world you should be protecting while your wife is probably going off and getting her fill from another man. Weak man, weak.

>>745114631
You're done for OP, you crossed a line you shouldn't have and there's no going back. Sooner or later she's gonna tell someone. Why didn't you just do what other sex deprived people folk do and cheat on your wife? You're an imbecile and thusly must accept the consequences that come with your actions. Prison is imminent, I heard pedos get the worst of it so good luck with that.

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>>745114631
fucking hell man why didn't you just buy a hooker?

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>>745121032
>Why didn't you just do what other sex deprived people folk do and cheat on your wife? You're an imbecile and thusly must accept the consequences that come with your actions. Prison is imminent, I heard pedos get the worst of it so good luck with that.

>>745114631
Talk to your kid and tell her what you did was wrong and that you're sorry. Tell her you'll never do it again and you'll try to be a better father from now on.
Also, start fucking your wife again.

>>745114631

wtf bro that's fucked. You haven't even impregnated her once yet for her to be ignoring you like that. fuck that hoe, let her get fucked by niggers

>>745114631
You need to talk with her and say it was an accident.

You also need to never do this again.

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>>745114631
Jesus Fucking Christ, that was painful to read. How can someone be so retarded.
You dun goofed, OP. Better get some helium off Craiglist while you can.

>>745114631
you couldnt just edge off her bouncing on your lap? just had to get greedy dumb fuck. she probably wouldnt even had realise you had a bone in your pants she riding and now she going to be afraid of any physical contact YOU DUN FUCKED UP BITCH.

>>745114631
Hope she forgets

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>>745114631
If you haven't fucked your wife in almost three years than there's a a good chance she was getting fucked by some other guy twelve years ago too.

She probably isn't even your kid dude.

>>745119908
likely this.
also possible that she'll have behavioral issues in a few years...

so hopefully you are prepared for potential unplanned pregnancies...fights...shoplifting...and paying for therapy

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>>745119843
Twat

>>745115025
ha!

>>745119756
I'd like you to see you correct the torch-bearing mob who are chanting "pedo" outside the house of a kiddie-fiddler who's been caught being over-friendly with a 12-yo

>>745120021
Pathetic

>>745119846
yet OP was clearly talking about his daughter having gone through several steps of puberty already. so.....

>>745114631

You are definitely going to get caught eventually. You have probably just messed her up for life.
Even if she doesnt say her eventual therapist will get it out of her.
Cut your losses, leave now. May even find a new relationship where you can get laid and not be a disgusting peado fuck.

>>745123997
You can always count on your therapist to tell you something in your life sucked.

Happily married and not fucking for 3 years? Sit down anon, I've got some bad news....

>>745114631
I guess I kind of went through the same as you, except I did it with my young cousin, she didn't run away though, she enjoyed it

>>745114631
Okay, first of all I want to to realize that you are not a pedophile. A pedophile would have just tried to fuck your daughter long before and even if her mind isn't ready for sex, her body is. You weren't responding to your daughters appearance, you became cock drunk on female pheromones. If you don't want to damage your daughter anymore than you already have, learn to jack off to internet porn and do it every night two or three times in a row.

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>>745114631
>Happily married, but haven't fucked in almost three years

>>745124210
>breaking now
Kek

>>745115025
ZAPPITY ZAP

this is why i can't have kids
>of my own kek