When I dated her, it was terrific. It quickly turned to marriage,

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When I dated her, it was terrific. It quickly turned to marriage, her living at my house I bought with my trust-fund. She was pretty.

I was told these stories about how attractive women marry attractive men. Then, while he stayed attractive, she blimped into an ugly sow. Boy was I wrong!

Later, she started to eat out more, instead of eating healthy. I sort a look like John Paul Tremblay, so high calorie meals have little to no effect, not with her. In the first year, she gained 75 lbs.

Next year, she's doubled her appetite, her looks faded away. She now weighs 270 lbs, the once hourglass figure changed into a gross droopy pear. Even if she lost the weight, she wouldn't look the same.

I've been with her for only two years and her figure is ruined. I don't even sex with here. A drug-addicted prostitute seems more appealing.

Due to her rapid weight gain, I've been going to Amsterdam brothels, telling her that it's just a company retreat, and since I kinda own the company, I can do that. There, I have sex with hookers that looked like how she did before.

TL;DR I'm not a bad person, I've just been screwed over. She won't look attractive to me again—judging by the pictures I've seen of people on the internet who lost that much weight. Divorce is too expensive. I have too much money to lose, so might as well carry on. Any advice/b/?