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how did you fuck up /b/?
>be me 2 years ago
>have best friend
>we call him by his last name which will be boone
>has a cute sister who we don't call boone but she is aware of our nickname for him
>she's into me
>i'm into her
>boone flipped when i sat him down and told him about our mutual infatuation with each other
>completely ruined everything
>threatened to fight me and my brother
>we made up a few weeks later but it was never the same for us
>sister calls it off and won't even have a private fling or even a bump and dump to get all that tension out of us
fast forward to now
>friend moved away leaving family behind
>his sister hits me up on facebook cuz we still keep in contact to laugh and joke and discuss things
>flirt a little and she says we should get together
>go out for drinks one night
>long story short we had one drink and she was back at my place
>making out against a wall
>she wants it rough
>grab her by the hair and lead her to the bed
>bend her over and start pounding
>pussy so good i almost came right away
>hold it in and continue to fuck her
>get really into it
>out of nowhere start thinking about boone
>not in a gay way i mean how he would kill me if he knew
>makes me get more into it because "forbidden fruit"
>the whole time i'm talking shit to her
>"yeah you like that dick bitch? i don't think you can handle it"
>takes it as a challenge and tells me to lay on the bed
>hops on and starts swerving all over my dick
>start boosting her ego by moaning and talking dirty
>still thinking about how her bro would HATE this
>"oh fuck yeah baby"
>"you know just how to ride that thing"
>"oh yeah boone fuck me"
she heard it and stopped immediately. said "what the fuck?" and hopped off. my dick went soft. i knew what i did. couldn't take it back. pretty sure she thinks i'm gay for her bro and was using her in some sick "well if i can't have one boone i'll take the next best thing" thing. fuck me /b/ tell me about shit you did to help me feel better
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>>745108926
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>>745108926
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>>745108926
your homosexual lol
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Ever heard the term freudian slip OP?
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>>745108926
i googled this
>no results
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>>745108926
you gay nigga. parapraxis.
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>Go on ebay
>buy booster packs for collectible cards that have been out of print and hard to find since the year 2000
>A month later I finally have completed the basic set
>As I am flipping the last few pages of the card holding binder in admiration on my bed, right before I was done and ready to close it and put it away in storage, I lean forward a little
>This sinks the mattress in under my leg, which slides the bottom edges of a stack of 6 pages from that binder under my knee and it compresses those cards and ruins them
>Have no idea what that compression did to the rest of my cards so my OCD can't decide what's ruined or still mint condition. Making it impossible to salvage this set and i'd have to start all over again
A whole month and almost 250 dollars for nothing. Fuck me
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>>745109678
what kind of cards anon
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>>745108926
Lol you fuckin gayboy you dun goof't
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>>745108926
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>>745108926
Lol u r very gay
Sage faggot
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>>745108926
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>Be me 16
>Ex and I broke up some semi-mutual grounds
>A few weeks later she's dating a good friend of mine
>No issue with it bc I'm not a pussy baby bitch
>Was hittin' up other girls not too long after anyway
>A few months after that, she tells me they've broken up
>She tries for hours one day to fuck, I want nothing of it because it's not good form
>Okay maybe I'm a bit of a baby bitch
>We eventually fuck because she knew what to do to turn me on
>Turns out they were only on a break for about a week before hand.
>Lose one of my best friends because I fucked his girlfriend
>She then tells people I raped her
>Barely any friends now.
>Tell my current girlfriend
>4 years later I find out she still talks about me to people.
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>>745110768
I'm confused as to how YOU fucked up here.
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>>745109745
Spongebob cards!
They're COOOOOL!!!!!!!
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>>745111456
He put his dick back in crazy
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>>745111456
I fucked up because I really raped her.
I'm addicted to rape.
I just can't stop doing it!
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>>745108926
Did his name start with a T?
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>>745112197
No.
Q
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bump to keep running
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>>745108926
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>>745112330
Was it Quentin Boone?
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>>745113582
Wtf, yes. Do you know him?
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>>745108926
I have no idea how I Fuck up, I just do, sad really I start off so well
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>>745113901
Doubt it. Not too many names start with Q. Was his sister hot?
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>>745114350
thats not OP. boone was a made up name
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>>745113901
Quentin Boone?
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>>745108926
OP literally sounds like a Faggot.
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