>>eating at college >>see cute girl >>call

>>745094474
Sounds like you're a burger or a eurocuck.
Just get It over.

>>745094474
I'm guessing you dont know how women work.

>>745094474
bullshit
post the letter

>>745094862
A burger?

>>745095242
It was my first time approaching a girl. Trying to break out of my social anxiety

Sounds like an university

>>745094474
This is the PC world you snowflakes have created.

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>>745094474

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>>745095734
u mad?

>>745094474
You are probably just ugly

>>745095568
Yeah, women dont work like that. They like subtle conversing. Get a good opener and let them do the talking.

Say supportive shit like "Oh really? You feel strongly about that, that's great" or "I never thought about it like that, that's very clever".

Let them talk and subtly compliment their opinions. Women like yapping their mouths and thinking they're right all the time.

Wait a few months, be that guy who listens to her nagging and you may end up in oral land.

>>745095568
>It was my first time approaching a girl.

No shit, we managed to figure that out the moment we finished reading your post.

Lesson 1: It is considered creepy and off-putting to walk up to a random stranger and call them beautiful, even if they are. This is true for males and females.

>>745095827
>Right-wing neckbeard fantasies summed up

>>745094474
That's what you get for hanging around colleges when you're 40, dickhole

>>745096219
Fantasies?

That post is pretty much dead on if you live in the real world.

>>745096328
lolololol

>>745094474
You got picked up by campus police for calling a girl beautiful? Something tells me that's not the whole story. Tell us exactly what you said to her.

>>745096127
Ive always heard girls say they wish a guy would have enough confidence to walk up to me and ask me out like a gentleman
So that's what I did

>>745094474
you must be black or fatshit

>>745095827
Why do you retards still give a shit about 3rd wave feminists ? Just ignore the dumb cunts and search for the better ones, it's the best thing any of us can do

>>745096368
Hate to break it to you, kiddo, but your mom's basement doesn't count as "the real world".

>>745096549
exdee

>>745096461
Walked up to her and said "Hey beautiful". She didn't hear me and walked away so I grabbed her shoulder and said it a little louder

>>745094474
you are ugly or fat. if you were the least bit attractive then she wouldnt have called the police. maybe you should stop eating hotpockets and go run up a hill faggot

>>745096642
>grabbed her shoulder
That's not how any of this works

>>745094474
you deserved it

>>745094474
>Was I in the wrong?
That depends. Are you ugly?

>>745096656
>implying OP's story ever even happened

Not wrong just ugly. This shit doesnt happen to us Chads.

>>745096469
Girls dont know what the fuck they want. They really want 3 things.

1. To be right.
2. To find a guy whose confident and strong.
3. Who will go above and beyond for them.

You subtly open up a nice conversation, agree with their opinions and provide support and confidence in what you do and say is the start to getting the vagoo.

>>745096707
If a girl grabbed my shoulder and called me handsome that would make my week. Why are girls so different?

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>>745096642
Holy fucking christ dude, in what universe is that an acceptable way to introduce yourself to a stranger? Fucking autists I swear to god.

>>745096930
Not everyone's self-esteem is as shitty as yours.

>>745096769
im not finding it hard to believe some fat slob got turned down. I doubt he was arrested for it, then again its not like his fat ass could outrun the police so i guess if anyone is getting arrested its that faggot

>>745096930
Yes,because you're desperate and therefore probably ugly and have low self esteem, of course you'd like that you beta

>>745096865
or just big muscles and a decently sized dick. 90% of women

>>745096981
Wasnt arrested just escorted off premises

>>745095984
>implying you're right
damn, why do they have to be so stupid? I mean, if that's what it takes to be a casanova, then fuck it, I'll bang a scort.
Both options, flirting and buy sex, take away my dignity, so what's the point? Expend a lot of time for the posibility of oral sex or just go and pay full night.

>>745097050
Well judging on OP, he has neither.

>>745097066
Do you actually go to school there?

>>745094474
No, your normal sexuality just saved you from years of financial debt.

>>745097124
Buying an escort is a waste of money. Go to a gym, work out, swim, do something better with your money.

>>745094474
Must be a SJW feminist. You were arrested for lying OP. Shame on you.

>>745097181
Yeah. I'm banned for 3 days

>>745097066
What do you have to go to court for? im pretty sure being an autistic fat slob isnt illegal its just frowned upon.

>>745097124
How the fuck is flirting undignified? All that's required of you is basic conversational skills and a little humor. That's it. You don't have to shower her with undeserved compliments or kowtow to her every whim. If that's really too much for you then you deserve to be alone.

I'M PICKLE RICK XDDDDDDD

>>745097353
Her lawyer sent a letter. Claims it's effected her studying due to trauma and expects me to pay for her tuition for the semester

>>745097302
if it makes you feel better, you sound like someone who is genuinely weird and will never succeed in your entire life. you will likely drop out of school and spend the next 30 years living in a shit apartment, working a shit job, trying to pay off debt. you will probably do something like this again, but next time you will be labeled as a sex offender. you will drift through life alone until you kill yourself or die a meaningless death through other means.

>>745097547
You're funny. This case will be laughed out of court.

>>745097547
At least you're not being charged criminally. Better clean the fuck up, buy some nice clothes, and get a lawyer anyway. If you don't take this seriously, you can get fucked big time in the end.

>>745097630
Not OP, but depending on how hard the girl cries during court, maybe not.

>>745096127
There is a exception though, if you have above average looks you may not be considered too creepy by some people

>>745096757
this

>>745097905
yes you are.
thinking that was ok?
yes you are.

>>745097905
So wait, you do creepy shit AND you don't have the excuse of being autistic? Jesus, that's fucking pathetic.

>>745097293
I can earn money, but what about time?
If you have the patience to """"conquer women"""" just hearing them bitching about nothing, good for you, I do not envy you, be happy have sex between hours of lame little talks, thinking "OMG I'm such a chad and stuff" meanwhile she talks about her menstruation.
So please, don't come back at me with "muh dignity". Both are equal in that way.

>>745096127
In the US, yes. You could totally get away with what OP was doing in other countries.
He was probably being stalky, though.

>>745094474
>Was I in the wrong?
You might be a creepy beat with no game but you weren't all that much in the wrong unless that's not the whole story/missing context.
If you've told us the full version, then it'll get thrown out and you could seriously consider counter-suing for bringing a frivolous claim otherwise you're a liar as well as a creep and you're gonna get on a register somewhere.

>>745097905
Coulda fooled us, autist.

>>745095827

Yep. OP isn't an alpha. Brad Pitt could say whatever he wanted, or nothing at all. Different outcome.

Just work on yourself op.

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>>745097702
Doesn't matter. This is a scare tactic. Based on testimony, all he did was touch her shoulder.

You can counter sue explaining that this lawyer is essentially exaggerating the claim. Refer to the fact that the mental health of the lady may not be there when literally ONE TOUCH made her feel this way.

>>745096979
>self-esteem

it's not about self-esteem, it's about boundaries, fucktard

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>>745098275
Actually some of the most sociopathic people have been attractive men.

>>745096127
no
guy here
i love compliments.
sets the stage. shows shes got some spine.
and, tho handsome, still fucking rare.
i see you bitches looking.

>>745097905
>>745098217
...or did you...?

>>745098346
>suing a beautiful girl

you're out of your mind

>>745097302
just unplug your router man

>>745098346
Paralegal fag here. Also, report this as a frivolous case because there is literally no grounds for such an extreme turn.

Explain that you are undergoing punitive damages from the lawyer. Explain that the lawyer here lacks justification because of how much action she is taking because of one shoulder touch.

>>74509905
THIS IS DISGUSTING

>>745098489
she gonna be the one fucking you in the ass son.

>>745098664
What if I figure out her FB page and ask her not to press charges?

>>745098738
Idk man, you a freak. I'm outta here.

>>745097905
>>745098613
I know, right? Good thing we screencapped it. I'd like to know how he's still replying to us. Shoulda been banned.

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>>745096642
What the Fuck lol

>>745097437
sorry, I was wrong. Flirting isn't the correct therm (english isn't my mother tongue).
I was talking about the "say supportive shit" and "Women like yapping their mouths and thinking they're right all the time" That's manipulation, and it's only for pussy

>be that guy who listens to her nagging and you may end up in oral land

It's undignifying for both parts,again if it only for sex. If you want to go for a serious relationship, at least it worth the effort, but just having a posibiliy of sex as reward is just sad.

OP here. I'm not going to court. I should be sleeping with her, not being forced to be publicly humiliated.

>>745098738
If OP do this he will probably be sued for cyberstalking too

OP, have you ever worn a trench coat in public or carried around a stuffed animal in public?
Do you loudly oppose other peoples opinions even when it doesn't matter?
If you randomly chose a blue sticker over a red sticker, then I declared that the people with the blue stickers win, would you say: "That's why I chose the blue sticker."

>>745098738
lol.
When that doesn't work, show up at her place of work too. First interact with her when she is working, then when she is going out to her car.
You're also going to want to show up at her house at night.

>>745098908
Not if you blackmail her
then you could have sex as the payment for keeping silent

>>745099069
kek

>>745099135
he has to do it in incognito mode though.

>>745097437
Fucking this

>>745098738
OP here
Not sure who this is but it's not me

OP here. I didn't want to bring this up but the way you're all mocking me is kind of why I'm thinking of becoming a serial killer.